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  • Holiday Paintings Are For Sale!

    Here is a link to the actual page!

    Back again for the third (awesome) year – I am making stupendous tremendous painterly drawings . . . for you! And this year – not only are there even more options for you to choose from – but you can also get your painting framed!

    They will be 5″ x 7″ on Arches paper, and will be made with pencils, pens and acrylic paint and this and that and a bit of awesome.

    So. Go through and click the buttons to that tell me what to do and let me know some stuff, and soon, you will go to your mailbox and find a sweet sweet treat.

    Each painterly drawing is $65.

    [Shipping & handling are totally free (in the U.S.)!]

    This offer will go away on Friday, December 2 at midnight . . . So make sure to place you order before then. This is to ensure that all drawings will be shipped by December 14 – so that you can stuff them in your stockings – or wherever you feel the need to stuff them – or something.

    Thanks three times six million!

    Here is a link to the actual page!

  • Bumperpodcast 99 – The end

    Bumperpodcast 99 – The end

    This if officially the fallout from the reviews that were done on the Bumperpodcast … it may also officially be the end of the road.

    Some of the characters pop in to lend their own versions of helping hands … none of it really seems to help all that much.

    Why don’t ya listen to the Bumperpodcast to see how everything turns out … Why don’t ya?!

    You can also email us at Bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com if you get the itch …

    Hooray!

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  • Bumperpodcast 97

    Bumperpodcast 97

    Robot has the microphone in today’s episode of the Bumperpodcast and that is great – because it is all that he has ever wanted in the world.

    Listen to the Bumperpodcast to see how everything turns out …

    Hooray!

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    About This Episode

    In Bumperpodcast episode 97, Robot takes over hosting duties while Natty Bumpercar returns from vacation. Robot struggles with the responsibility of entertaining the audience, admitting he prefers wrecking other people's shows rather than hosting his own. He rambles about weekend plans, Robot Soccer, and Robot Crochet before confessing he doesn't even know what robots do in their spare time. When Natty interrupts to critique Robot's performance, Robot defensively insists he was "very awesome" despite his obvious complaints throughout the episode. This short improvisational comedy showcases the dynamic between the reluctant Robot host and returning show creator Natty Bumpercar.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I'm more somebody who likes to come in and wreck other people's shows, this whole, you take over Robot, you know, I always said that's what I wanted, but in reality, I'm, no, no, not a fan.”

    — Robot

    “I could be doing my Robot Crochet, or Robot stuff, I don't even know what Robots do. Maybe that's it. I'm so mean to everybody all the time.”

    — Robot

    “Normally when people get on and they're like, complain, complain, complain, I don't know what I want to say. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Uh, not a great show.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #hosting #vacation #robots #weekendplans #hobbies #complaining #self-awareness

    Featuring: Robot, Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Robot: Hello everybody, it's me, Robot, Matty Bumper Cars, back from vacation, and evidently it was a great vacation, because he said to me, he said, hey Robot, hey Robot, hey Robot, do you want to do the Friday Bumper Podcast, and I said, are we still doing that, and he said, yes, of course we are, everybody loves the Friday Bumper Podcast, it gets them ready for their weekend, so, what are you guys doing this weekend? What are you going to be doing, are you going to barbecue, are you going to go to the mall, maybe, do a little bit of shopping, I don't know what I'm supposed to talk about here people, I really, I'm more somebody who likes to come in and wreck other people's shows, this whole, you take over Robot, you know, I always said that's what I wanted, but in reality, I'm, no, no, not a fan, not a fan of having to come in and entertain you, when I could be. I could be off doing other things, other things that maybe I want to be doing, like, oh, Robot Soccer, I love Robot Soccer, I could be doing my Robot Crochet, or Robot stuff, I don't even know what Robots do. Maybe that's it. I'm so mean to everybody all the time. Hey, Robot, what's going on? Oh, hi, Matty.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. What are you doing here? I've been listening to your show, which I, I was happy, I was excited to let you do,

    Robot: and you weren't very, I wasn't very what, I wasn't, I wasn't very bad, that's what you were going to say, I was very awesome. I was very awesome. I was very awesome. I was very awesome.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, no, that's not what I was going to say. Normally when people get on and they're like, complain, complain, complain, I don't know what I want to say. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Uh, not a great show.

  • Bumperpodcast 93 – Funny Voices

    Bumperpodcast 93 – Funny Voices

    Natty Bumpercar tries on some new and exciting voices on this episode of the Bumperpodcast … Why? Because … we really want to go regional with this thing – especially if the region in question is space!

    Robot even steps in and throws his voice acting hat into the ring … Listen to the Bumperpodcast to find out which regions we highlight!

    And – don’t forget to email us at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com with all of your questions and stuff and stuff.

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  • Bumperpodcast 91 – Baby Attack

    Bumperpodcast 91 – Baby Attack

    Is Headquarters under attack? No … well, kind of. It is under attack from inside of it’s very own walls. Natty Bumpercar, Pig and Robot end up trapped in the Bumperpodcast booth as they try to escape from the rampaging Baby Bumpercar.

    Listen to find out if anyone makes it out in one piece – on today’s episode of the Bumperpodcast!

    And – don’t forget to email us with anything … anything at all at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    Hooray!

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