Tag: road trip

Natty Bumpercar: hey everybody it's me natty bumper car and this is the big uh fourth of july week and i so what i decided to do i can't have fireworks on my podcast but i can have a little firecracker who are you oliver your name is oliver i haven't talked to you in so long where have you been uh have you been hiding yeah you hide very well have you been hiding uh where in the cupboard yeah do you even know what a cupboard is no uh then you can't say yes have you been hiding um under the stairs no good because that would be super scary and creepy i'm glad you're not hiding under the stairs where else so where have you been hiding uh in the basement you've been in

Unknown: the basement basement the whole time the basement's so gross why would you come down here and hide

Natty Bumpercar: okay is it so anyway it's great to see you i'm glad you've been such a good hider has there been anything cool that's been happening with you lately um no nothing at all yes did you recently graduate from pre-k yes that's kind of exciting right yeah so where are you gonna go next year you don't have to yell because they can all hear you right you don't want to hurt people's ears do you okay okay um that's pretty cool are you gonna who's are you gonna be the same school with

Unknown: somebody else yeah i'm gonna be in the same school with micah nicky marie and desmond but i mean isn't

Natty Bumpercar: there someone else that maybe you know that you're gonna be in the same school as nope that you live in the same house as no that you sleep in the same room as yes

Unknown: you're gonna be in the same school as your brother that's kind of cool that's gonna be

Natty Bumpercar: much easier for daddy i don't have to go to separate places right yeah do you think you're gonna see him in the hallways yes are you gonna like wave at him are you gonna wave at him are you gonna like run away crying what are you gonna do that's a nice thing to do so I was wondering Ollie okay let's do weird breathing I'm gonna breathe like a duck ready wait was that what was you you were like a cow or a monster I'm gonna

Unknown: breathe like a mouse

Natty Bumpercar: I'm gonna breathe like brown bunny and you're gonna breathe like the baby brown bunny that we have at how our house we have a brown bunny rabbit baby and we have a baby brown bunny too so I'm gonna breathe like the daddy brown bunny and you're gonna breathe like the baby okay so it sounds like all of our animals have breathing problems and i don't think they're gonna do well did you listen to the last episode of the bumper podcast uh yes i did who was on it emma no no no remember there was a song in it i mean i was on there but pig was there and producer remember the frog yeah what did he say

Unknown: if you see a hundred dollar bill run away from it run away if you see a thousand dollar bill call the police call the police that's crazy no you should pick it up pick it up i'm never

Natty Bumpercar: gonna listen to that frog that frog does not know what he's talking about if i see a wad of cash i'm grabbing it fast grabbing it quick um so speaking of songs do you have any like songs that you sang at your graduation that you could sing for us today um love gloves okay i don't know the words to that one but can you do it

Unknown: one by one two by two four by four and love goes on like a circle till it comes knocking at your front door

Natty Bumpercar: oh that's a sweet song i was i was thinking of a different song that you guys sang uh it's when you came into the room you're holding a little candle you mean this little one of mine i think that's the one that i'm thinking of hold on to your horses bumper podcast kateers i think you're gonna love this song one two three

Unknown: i can't do it i forgot there's this little item this that was the washing machine it just made a little noise that's a beautiful song that makes that made

Natty Bumpercar: my heart melt has your heart ever melted before so wait what happened what do you think happens when your heart melts does it just make a big mess

Unknown: um no what's it do

Natty Bumpercar: it make you oh no i hope that doesn't happen i hope that's not what happens at all it is do you um do you have any big adventures coming up

Unknown: yes tell me one um i'm going to keep at it and i'm going to new hampshire

Natty Bumpercar: you're going to new hampshire

Unknown: yeah tomorrow

Natty Bumpercar: what are you gonna walk

Unknown: no we're gonna go in the car

Natty Bumpercar: we're gonna drive all the way to new hampshire

Unknown: yes

Natty Bumpercar: that sounds like a terrible idea

Unknown: walking this

Natty Bumpercar: walking is the worst idea

Unknown: because then you will sleep in the wilderness

Natty Bumpercar: who else sleeps in the wilderness huh

Unknown: bears

Natty Bumpercar: bears bears bears definitely sleep in the wilderness what about uh foxes yeah moose

Unknown: rabbit

Natty Bumpercar: yeah rabbits uh mouse yeah mice do yeah squirrels squirrels geese geese hey whales

Unknown: whales

Natty Bumpercar: whales don't sleep in the wilderness

Unknown: yeah

Natty Bumpercar: they sleep in the ocean oh i was gonna say the lake but yeah the ocean sounds it makes more sense you're kind of silly huh

Unknown: yeah

Natty Bumpercar: is this is it late for you is it past your bedtime uh no oh what time what time do you go to bed eight o'clock well that's what time you go into the room but what time do you think you actually go to sleep 30. i might want to keep going a little bit uh it's 50. a little bit more

Unknown: 8 100

Natty Bumpercar: 8 100 that is exactly when you go to bed it drives daddy crazy right because i'm like molly you have to go to bed or no more cookies ever okay okay and you say okay you don't want cookies

Unknown: i mean no i want cookies we want cookies where's our cookies we want cake where's that cake

Natty Bumpercar: um

Unknown: i did have cake yeah today you didn't have cake why not do it again

Natty Bumpercar: you didn't have cake why not do it again

Unknown: why not but can I tell you how delicious that cake was it was amazing so we were

Natty Bumpercar: at a 4th of July picnic and someone had made a cake and it was a yellow cake kind of like angel food and then they put yeah they put strawberries on it in a row and blueberries up in the corner so they look like a little American flag and Oliver refused to eat the cake even though I took all of the berries off for him and covered the cake in whipped cream you missed out my friend if we I mean I don't know where we're gonna find cake cuz we're driving to New Hampshire and I don't have any cake in the car what the heck what Ollie that's the meanest rudest thing ever no violence on this podcast my friend are you itchy yeah my butt alright why is okay your butt is itchy

Unknown: yes it is

Natty Bumpercar: alright well now that everyone knows that I hope that that makes your day a little bit more full bye bye so I'll see you next time bye bye he's alternate we're next game where we guess the animal I'm gonna play once and you are gonna play once okay my animal has tail my nose has tail Um, lives in the jungle. Jungle, tail, ground.

Unknown: Hmm. Yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: Want one more hint? Yeah. The animal that I'm thinking of, um, loves to climb trees.

Unknown: A gorilla. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.

Natty Bumpercar: I was thinking of a gorilla.

Unknown: A gorilla. A gorilla is a gorilla.

Natty Bumpercar: Okay, I was actually thinking of a monkey, but I thought you were close enough. Alright, so which one, you do yours now.

Unknown: I'm thinking of an animal. Even a dino.

Natty Bumpercar: That's going to make it hard, but okay.

Unknown: I'm thinking of a dino that has a spine on it.

Natty Bumpercar: Oh. Uh, a deniachius.

Unknown: And now, it has four legs.

Natty Bumpercar: Spine? Stegosaurus?

Unknown: No. It's a meat eater.

Natty Bumpercar: Ah, I mean, a spine is, oh, wait, uh, it has a, it has a sail? Yeah. And it's a meat eater?

Unknown: And it has four legs.

Natty Bumpercar: And it has four legs. Stegosaurus?

Unknown: Hmm. It's not a meat eater.

Natty Bumpercar: No, he's a plant eater. That's why I'm kind of confused. Uh.

Unknown: Uh. Dimetrodon!

Natty Bumpercar: Is it Dimetrodon? You didn't give me, you could have given me a couple more guesses.

Unknown: Yeah, but.

Natty Bumpercar: I was never going to get it. Yes. All right, Ollie Bean, well, thank you for coming to visit. Good. Can you say goodbye to everybody? Bye-bye.

Unknown: Okay!

Natty Bumpercar: Don't yell! Joy Joy! Yeah!

Unknown: Don't yell at me. Okay, bye!

Natty Bumpercar: Bye!

Unknown: Bye! I'm out of here! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye!