In this rainy day episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar reflects on why life has been so chaotic lately that he ate a potato chip with the map to headquarters drawn on it. After contemplating the absurdity of taking a trip to his stomach to retrieve the map, Natty abandons the idea as "silly town" territory. He then launches into a humorous rant about the downpour, imagining clouds giving up on carrying water, and being scolded by a tiny bumper car for forgetting his umbrella. Natty boasts about his ability to "dazzle" and dodge raindrops, though he admits he usually finds rain cleansing—except when it ruins his freshly styled hair.
Memorable Quotes
“I was out so long that I forgot and I ate the potato chip so I don't have my map anymore. I guess it's in my stomach huh?”
— Natty Bumpercar
“It's like the clouds have just given up. They're like we carried around all the water for a long time and we don't want it anymore.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“I don't go to silly town because that place is weirdo. Silly town you stay over there, I'm gonna stay here in coffee can alley.”
It has been a week – and – everyone around Headquarters has been on pins and needles wondering what the fate of Turkey may be . . . Did Robot find the proper forms that were needed to set the pardon?!
Listen and you just might find out – maybe – possibly.
These are some of the things that I babble about today – on the Bumperpodcast!
Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.
Natty Bumpercar battles a cold while walking his dog Socks in the rain in this short and silly episode of Bumperpodcast. Despite promises to update listeners on Turkey's fate, Natty admits the headquarters is like an infirmary with Aloysious J. Pig bedridden for two days. Armed with rain gear but lacking rain pants, a drippy-nosed Natty philosophizes about wet pants and dry pants while questioning whether it's him or the cold medicine doing the talking. Meanwhile, Socks the dog remains unbothered by the weather, leading Natty to wonder if maybe the dog should be in charge.
Memorable Quotes
“You know what you don't want when you're sickly? Wet pants. I mean, there's a specific reason that all pants are sold dry. They're sold dry. Don't sell them wet.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“It's hard to say if it's cough medicine, cold medicine speaking to you today, or if it's me. I don't know.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“He doesn't seem to mind anything. Maybe socks should be in charge. Yeah!”
Natty Bumpercar: hello bumper podcast how is it going today today i know you all came back because you wanted to hear how turkey is doing or isn't doing whether the case may be but i don't i can't tell you that today because today is a rainy episode today is a sick day episode today is an episode where socks and i are walking around in the rain and i don't know if he has the sniffles but i certainly have the sniffles and not only the sniffles but um my eyes are watering too so i figured what's more interesting talking about turkey's fate we're talking about the rain then i'm walking around in while i'm sick and the dog i clearly turkey is more interesting i understand that i understand that i understand that you think i don't realize but we just can't do it the house is like an infirmary at this point headquarters it's full of pigs he can't he hasn't got out of bed in like two days uh cinnamon needs the horse he's up he can just tell he gets a long stare to the doom you will not take my umbrella no you will not do not even try ah all for pie cash seriously this is where we're at today i have i have my… rain jacket on have my… rain hat on i have my umbrella i have my rain boots but i dont have rain pants i don't even know if such thing exists so from my random jacket down and my shoes wet
Unknown: wet
Natty Bumpercar: wet you know what you don't want when you're sickly? Wet pants. I mean, there's a specific reason that all pants are sold dry. They're sold dry. Don't sell them wet. It's hard to say if it's cough medicine, cold medicine speaking to you today, or if it's me. I don't know. I don't know, but it doesn't matter. Somebody's talking on the Bumper Podcast, and if it's this cough medicine, or if it's this drippy-eyed, drippy-nosed coffee bumper car, then it's, you know, six and one half and a dozen. I feel like I'm fading, Bumper Podcast. I feel like I'm fading away. All right, maybe I'm being blown away by the wind. Socks doesn't seem to mind anything. He's just walking around. He's just walking around, checking out all these trees, fence posts, these bushes. He doesn't seem to mind anything. Maybe socks should be in charge. Yeah!
