We do a little time traveling on this episode of the Bumperpodcast! Then we get a bit riled over the possibility that birds are squaking and talking about our business. Bunch of pot stirrers – those birds …
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About This Episode
In Bumperpodcast episode 71, Natty Bumpercar contemplates the nature of time, podcasting, and whether listeners exist in the future. His philosophical musings quickly spiral into a hilarious rant about birds and their potential gossip habits. Natty worries about birds spreading his secrets and getting involved in his business, while simultaneously respecting their privacy when they ruffle their feathers in puddles and dirt. The episode showcases Natty's stream-of-consciousness comedy style as he invents bird drama involving characters like Wilma Bird and Sheila Bird, ultimately admitting he makes more sense when Robot is around to keep him grounded.
Memorable Quotes
“Are you in the future? How's your world? Is it different from this one? Like is the sky still blue or is it nighttime maybe?”
— Natty Bumpercar
“Would you birds please keep my business to yourself… birds as a matter of fact stay out of my business entirely.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“I usually when robots in here I make more sense right”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #birds #timetravel #philosophy #privacy #comedy #rambling #nature
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Full Transcript
Natty Bumpercar: ladies and gentlemen it's me natty bumper car and i am coming to you live except it's not really i mean it's live i never know if it's live or not are you where are you right now what are you doing are you listening to this right now because i'm i'm talking right now but you might not be listening to it right now it's a little bit like time travel but also not like that at all are you in the future you okay so yes okay i know that you're not in the past because there's no way that you're gonna be listening to this in the past because i haven't said it yet unless okay wait if you somehow take this and no there's no way for you to take this into the past you're listening to this in the future aren't you how's your world is it different from this one like is the sky still blue or is it nighttime maybe do birds are do birds talk about things do birds tell secrets and whisper in the night i hope not i have a hard enough time sleeping as it is without a bunch of birds flying around telling everybody my business would you birds please keep my business to your to yourself to you know what birds as a matter of fact stay out of my business entirely now that i think about it i got it i kind of hiccuped there for a second because i was kind of thinking you know i didn't ever do anything to these birds i didn't go into their business and start flying around squawking and talking squawking the squawk talking the talk so i i would kind of expect a little common courtesy birds you know you're adorable small birds you ruffle your feathers in puddles i've seen you do it i've even seen birds ruffle their feathers in uh like uh just dust like you know when it's dirt i guess it's more dirt than dust and it's kind of cute because it's like what are you doing you getting ready for a big date obviously but then that's the thing i don't ask the birds because i don't want to get all up in their business it's their business what they're doing and if they want to if they're getting ready to go you know out on the town maybe with a nice lady bird then that's what they're gonna do and that's fine but it's not it's i'm i'm not gonna be the one who goes up to them and who you know who's like oh well i hear wilma bird's back in town from college are you gonna go visit her you know does sheila bird know about this probably not so well that's the thing i'm not gonna stir the pot i'm not a bird business stop stop per hot stirrer what's a stopper god i usually when robots in here i make more sense right