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About This Episode
In this episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar deals with an unusual cold snap at Coffee Can Alley headquarters. A mysterious vortex of cold has attracted polar bears who keep knocking on the door, causing Socks the dog to bark incessantly. Natty recounts a bizarre encounter with a particularly rude polar bear visitor wearing boots who engaged in some truly disgusting behavior. This short comedy episode features Natty's trademark storytelling style and absurd humor about arctic wildlife with questionable manners.
Memorable Quotes
“this polar bear was wearing a pair of boots which i thought to be interesting but you know maybe it was because it was so cold”
— Natty Bumpercar
“he started chewing on his nails right in front of my face how gross is that”
— Natty Bumpercar
“he took off his boot pulled up his foot and started chewing on his toenails”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #polarbears #coldweather #coffeecanalley #dogs #neighbors #manners #absurdcomedy #headquarters
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Full Transcript
Natty Bumpercar: bumper podcast it's me natty bumper car your best friend in coffee can alley and other places if you'll have me we gotta turn this music off though really quick somebody's at the door shut the music off we don't want them nowhere here shut them off come on robot come on oh thank you this is much nicer and quieter you guys it's been really really cold around coffee can alley especially around headquarters i feel like there's a vortex of cold that is surrounding headquarters right now what we've been getting is a bunch of polar bears that just come up to headquarters and they just knock on the door like that repeatedly i don't know if you can hear them but that makes socks the dog bark that's right irving brown socks the dog he barks when somebody knocks at the door especially if it's a polar bear did you hear him he doesn't like it when people knock especially polar bears can i tell you why well here's the story bumper podcast by the way it's nice to see you i should tell you that i actually broke away from other important things i'm supposed to be doing right now to talk to you you don't have to say thanks or anything but i do hope that you appreciate it because we certainly appreciate you anyway back to the story at hand one day this polar bear comes knocking on our headquarters door just like that knock knock knock knock knock and i didn't know at the time and so i went and i answered the door because you know maybe he was a neighbor in need of some sugar or some milk or something or whatever polar bears need i didn't know i did look out of the peephole though you should always look out of your peephole bumper podcast if someone knocking at your door because you don't know who it is me i answered the door when it was a polar bear which doesn't make a whole bunch of sense but you know that's fine so this polar bear was wearing a pair of boots which i thought to be interesting but i guess it was because it was so cold that he was wearing boots so it made a little bit of sense and while he was talking to me can i tell you what this polar bear did he started chewing on his nails right in front of my face how gross is that right in front of my face you come to headquarters knock on my door make my dog bark and then you start chewing your nails your polar bear nails right in front of my face that's ridiculous bumper podcast you should never do that and so i said excuse me could you stop that you know what he did he took off his boot pulled up his foot and started chewing on his toenails
Unknown: and then he took off his foot and started chewing his toenails