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  • Bumperpodcast #217 – The Poodle Podcast Kerfuffle!

    Bumperpodcast #217 – The Poodle Podcast Kerfuffle!

    Doodle Poodle and Voice Man are in studio to record an episode of the ‘Poodle Podcast’ … Too bad they didn’t schedule the time. There is a kerfuffle!

    Do you kerfuffle? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. 

    Comedian, Natty Bumpercar talks about some junk with Robot and Pig, and some other junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.

    About This Episode

    In this chaotic episode of Bumperpodcast, Doodle Poodle attempts to record his own "Poodle Podcast" in the studio, only to be interrupted by an annoyed Natty Bumpercar who has the room reserved. The situation escalates into a kerfuffle when Doodle Poodle starts making strange noises and voices, prompting Aloysious J. Pig to investigate the commotion. Producer and the gang try to figure out what's wrong with Doodle Poodle's bizarre behavior, leading to a hilarious misunderstanding about studio scheduling and podcast etiquette. Despite the confusion and fur flying, the episode ends with everyone appreciating Doodle Poodle's dedication to his doodles, even if his podcast takeover didn't go as planned.

    Memorable Quotes

    “This is the Bumper Podcast, not the Poodle Podcast, and I don't even know how you guys got into the room, it's supposed to be locked!”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “This is not the kerfuffle that I thought that I was getting into. This kerfuffle is not pleasant. It's an unpleasant kerfuffle.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “Everything you do comes down to doodles, and that's why you're doodle poodle, and that's why everybody loves you.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #podcasting #misunderstandings #doodles #studioconflicts #friendship #comedy #improvisation

    Featuring: Producer, Doodle Poodle, Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig

    Full Transcript

    Producer: Hello boys and girls, let's see what Doodle Poodle is doing right now!

    Doodle Poodle: Hey everybody, it's me, Doodle Poodle, and this is the Poodle Podcast, and this is where we're going to have the best time ever in the whole wide world, and we're going to do some drawings, and we're going to make some fun doodles today! Hey! What's- Hi, Bubsy!

    Natty Bumpercar: What are you doing?

    Doodle Poodle: How are you doing?

    Natty Bumpercar: I'm doing-

    Doodle Poodle: Hello?

    Natty Bumpercar: I'm doing great, but you're not supposed to be in here. What are you doing? What is a poodle- What do you even call it? You're doing a poodle? A poodle podcast? Hi, voice man. Hello, Bumpsy! Don't call me Bumpsy, it's Bumper Car, or Natty Bumper Car, or whatever, but this is the Bumper Podcast, not the Poodle Podcast, and I don't even know how you guys got into the room, it's supposed to be locked, and why you're recording, and what is happening right now? We have a schedule on the wall that you can reserve time, and now is the time for the Bumper Podcast, so I'm kind of upset and confused.

    Doodle Poodle: I just don't understand what the- The problem is, it's not such a big kerfuffle.

    Natty Bumpercar: It's a big kerfuffle.

    Doodle Poodle: I mean, we came here to record the Poodle Podcast.

    Natty Bumpercar: Poodle Podcast. All right.

    Doodle Poodle: And no one was here, and so we set our stuff up, and we started to record everything, and it was going to be super fun, and everything was going to be super fun, and stuff like that. What are you doing? I like that. Like that. Uh-huh.

    Natty Bumpercar: Like that. Okay. Well, I mean, that's a good explanation, I suppose, and really, I'm kind of off-put by the noise you were just making. I was really angry, but now I'm kind of- You pulled me back in, because that was a really ridiculous noise, and I don't know what you were doing, to be quite frank. Who's Frank? To be quite honest. Ah!

    Aloysious J. Pig: Hey, everybody. It's me, Pig. I heard you guys were having a kerfuffle in here. Yeah. And we ain't had a good kerfuffle in here in a long time, so I figured I'd come in and see how everybody was doing. Oh, perfect. It was pretty good. I like what you got going on. There's a lot of fur flying. Uh-huh. There's some weird drawings over there. There's a doodle.

    Doodle Poodle: Oh, God. I mean, there's a doodle, yeah. Doodles, of course.

    Aloysious J. Pig: He says to me, well, what are we up to? What are we doing? What's the rumpus?

    Doodle Poodle: Anyway, huh? It's Pig. Hi. This is- Oh, no.

    Natty Bumpercar: He's doing it again.

    Doodle Poodle: Doodle.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Doodle. What in the- What in the hook, Nanny? Is he okay? I don't know. Somebody get him a- Is it like- Get him a cold cloth. Get him- Somebody get him a compress. Somebody get him an ice pack. Somebody get him, I don't know, like a marshmallow peep. A peep? Whatever you give to a dog when he's talking like that. He's crazy. I don't understand nothing what he's saying at all.

    Natty Bumpercar: I don't know what he's saying either. It's a new weird voice thing that he's doing today, and I mean, it's kind of cute.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Yeah, I guess it's kind of cute.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Yeah. It is kind of cute, but Voiceman, have you- Have you ever heard him talk like that? No, I have not. It's weird. It's very strange. I just don't understand what's happening.

    Producer: I don't either. Normally, he comes in, and he makes a few doodles, and everyone is happy, and it's mail time, and everything like that happens, and it makes sense. Today makes no sense at all.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Jesus, this guy got to yell everything you say.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yes, he yells. We're kidding.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Let's have a normal conversation. We got the dog over there hyperventilating. He's very upset. We got this voice set up, dude, like yelling and everything. This is not the kerfuffle that I thought that I was getting into. All right, pig. This kerfuffle is- What?

    Natty Bumpercar: What is it?

    Aloysious J. Pig: Not pleasant. It's an unpleasant kerfuffle. Oh, no.

    Natty Bumpercar: Normally, I mean, not to put too fine a point on it, but I think that kerfuffles, by nature, not by law, but by nature, tend to be a little uncomfortable. That's not a problem. Yeah.

    Doodle Poodle: Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: So-

    Doodle Poodle: I just want to go home, and I was kind of sad, because I just wanted to make a show, and I wanted everybody to like it, and everybody got a kerfuffle, and no one's very happy, and I'm just so tired, and I think I'm just sleeping, and I just want to go-

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh, poodle, come on.

    Doodle Poodle: Back to my doghouse. Go home. I don't know.

    Natty Bumpercar: You seem so upset.

    Doodle Poodle: Maybe I'll make some-

    Natty Bumpercar: Toodles!

    Doodle Poodle: Oh, Jesus Christ. What a destroyer.

    Natty Bumpercar: Everything you do comes down to doodles, and that's why you're doodle poodle, and that's why everybody loves you. Hey!

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  • Bumperpodcast #212 – Why do birds?

    Bumperpodcast #212 – Why do birds?

    Bumpercar discovers that he might have a little ‘Muppet’ in him – which is super exciting. He also finds out some disturbing news about his pal Snowman. All on this week’s Bumperpodcast!

    Why do birds? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com. 

    About This Episode

    In episode 212 of the Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar makes a surprising discovery about his vocal range when he accidentally sounds like Kermit the Frog while singing. The excitable host shares his enthusiasm about spring finally arriving at headquarters and discusses signing up for various podcast directories. Things take an unexpected turn when Natty recounts a mysterious incident involving his friend Snowman, who disappeared after taking an unusually long shower. Rufus T. Rufus makes a brief appearance to deliver an important environmental message about water conservation. This episode showcases the podcast's signature improvisational humor and absurdist storytelling style.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I didn't realize that I had muppets in me it's very exciting. I thought I just had pigs and robots and whatnot.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “Don't take 45 minute showers. It's bad for the planet. Otters need something to swim in, clams need something to sleep in, shrimp need something to shrimp in.”

    — Rufus T. Rufus

    “Snowman came to visit and he went in the shower for 45 minutes and then he wasn't there. His towel was still there, his hat was still there, but Snowman was gone.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #spring #muppets #kermitthefrog #podcasting #environmentalconservation #waterusage #snowman #friendship

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Rufus T. Rufus

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: why do birds suddenly appear wait why do birds suddenly appear does that sound very kermit-ish i heard it just why do birds suddenly appear i have to listen to that hold on it does it doesn't like kermit i just listen i went back i rewinded i listened to it and it it sounded a lot like kermit the frog and that's pretty cool to me because i didn't know that i had it in me i don't know other things that i can uh hello i am oh wait that one i am kermit the frog you does that sound like i don't know watch it i i don't oh ah this is the best day ever okay watch this i can do this too

    Unknown: all right this is a terrible beginning of a podcast i understand i apologize

    Natty Bumpercar: but i didn't realize that i i had i have muppets in me it's very exciting i thought i just had pigs and robots and whatnot uh ladies and gentlemen this is natty bumper car this is the bumper podcast this is what you all signed up for this is what you uh sent in your your mailers you emailed us you smoke singled us you sent out uh morris code which by the way how did morris get his own code i've been working at that for my whole life ah all right thank you everybody have fun and don'tardo hey hey what are you doing uh uh don't i guess a lot what do we have here uh uh and and and this is the show uh what do we do here well we have a lot of fun clearly and we talk about things and what i i recently i found uh all these they're called um podcast places and directories that's what they're called and i i didn't know what and i so i signed up for all of them i was like hey will you listen to my podcast hey we listen to my podcast hey will you listen to my podcast can i have your email address at night and Guess who's coming next to me because i was on yourtone on our podcast creator can i have your信emasis my podcast and stuff and i found out that they they did and that makes me happy so thank you very much i appreciate uh a million times you i'm looking at you in particular i appreciate you over there you were great as well you oh yeah you you're gonna get a star blue star that's the highest of the stars so that's going on your board over there you you're in my dream journal i put you in there you're in my lockbox and you uh i think maybe we're gonna get ice cream with sprinkles so that's pretty cool it's it's that kind of week why i'm sounding pretty giddy i'm sounding pretty happy i know this we're not allowed to it's spring ha ha ha ha finally the snow is going to go away and it's going to be spring here at headquarters and the only bad part about spring for me is that it means like yeti who was here last week he's gonna go wherever he goes and he's like a reverse snowbird like when it gets hot he goes to colder climates and my friend snowman he's gonna go away for a little while and uh can i tell you something crazy that happened so snowman came to visit and he was like you know if i could i could take a shower and i was like yeah sure go take a shower snowman he's like i'll beg you can i get a towel and i was like yeah here's a towel and he went in there and um he uh the i the water was on forever he was in there i'm gonna say a good 45 minutes which ladies and gentlemen the fish need water

    Rufus T. Rufus: too don't take 45 minute showers it's bad for the planet you understand it's bad for the world otters need something to swim in clams need something to sleep in shrimp need something to shrimp in don't take 45 minute showers

    Natty Bumpercar: so i eventually i was knocking on the door and i felt i was kind of embarrassed but i i opened the door and i was like hey buddy what's he wasn't there so evidently snowman had gone into the shower take a shower and then uh just left it running and then we're like his towel was still there his hat was still there uh and then i didn't i don't know much about snowman physiology but there was his i saw his nose his eyes his button nose his uh his stick hands and his uh carrot no i mean they were all there so i don't i assume that he takes those things off before he gets in the shower but i again i don't know how it works wait what

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  • Bumperpodcast #209: Jibberlist

    Bumperpodcast #209: Jibberlist

    Robot steals the show on this weeks bumperpodcast – until Natty Bumpercar and Pig show up and steal it back. There may be a lot of theft on this weeks episode of the Bumperpodcast!

    Comedian, Natty Bumpercar talks about some junk with Robot and Pig, and some other junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.

    Are you a robot? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    About This Episode

    In episode 209 of the Bumperpodcast, Robot attempts to host his own episode while everyone else is supposedly away, but his plans are quickly derailed when both Natty Bumpercar and Aloysious J. Pig show up. Natty asserts his authority as the show's host and owner of the headquarters, while Pig questions the ownership arrangements and how Natty actually acquired the house. The trio debates whether Robot should be allowed to host his own show, with Robot insisting his previous solo episodes were well-received at places like "Chapman's" and "the Twitter." The conversation takes a comedic turn as they mock Natty's terrible voice impression and coin a new word, "gibberlists," to describe Robot's nonsensical lists. Robot's desperate plea using outdated slang like "holla" only reinforces why he's not getting his own show anytime soon.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I would go to Chapman's. I would go to the Flavor of Life… I would go to the Twitter. I would go all over the place. And people were always like, it's the best.”

    — Robot

    “Those weren't even real places… So your list that you're talking is gibberish. You make gibralists. I think that's going to be our new word for today.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “Nobody does that anymore, robot. And that's why you don't have your own show… Because, I mean, fine. I did a stupid voice. It didn't make any sense. But holla?”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #robot #hosting #ownership #podcasting #gibberish #voiceimpressions #slang

    Featuring: Robot, Aloysious J. Pig, Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Robot: Hello, everybody. It's me, Robot, and this is the Bumper Podcast. Today, everyone is gone, so I get to host my own. Hey, what are you doing over there, Robot? Robot, what are

    Aloysious J. Pig: you doing over here? You can't be doing a Bumper Podcast. Hey, Pig, I thought everyone

    Robot: was gone, and so I haven't had my own episode in a long time. Hey, Robot. You're here, too.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. I'm here, too. It's my show. Yeah. Well, okay. So, listen. We've established this before, but when I leave, when Pig leaves, when anybody leaves, that does not just mean that you crack the microphone and get to do your own podcast. This is the Bumper Podcast. I'm Natty Bumpercar. This is my headquarters, and so I kind of am running the show. All right. Now, everything

    Aloysious J. Pig: we're talking about there sounds really good, Bumpercar, but the point I got with it is that you're taking over. I'm taking a lot of ownership over a lot of things that maybe, you know, should be shared. For instance, how did you get the loan on this house, for instance?

    Natty Bumpercar: My wife, remember? Oh, she did? Yeah, she did that whole thing.

    Aloysious J. Pig: How about I?

    Natty Bumpercar: No, you didn't do anything. No, nothing. You weren't even there.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Well, at that point, it's something I'm going to let slide. I'm going to let it slip back to us.

    Natty Bumpercar: Okay. Well, weird. I don't even know why we're talking about that when we were initially talking about Robot. I did my show. I did my show. Bless you. Not allowed to… You know what we should do? We should get some rules, and we should just write them out, and we should put them up on the wall here, and so then everyone is on the same page, and we can all, you know, manage expectations as to what people are doing and what they're not doing and what they shouldn't be doing. On top of the list is going to be Robot should not, cannot, will not have his own show.

    Robot: Well, I don't understand that. It's a good rule. I've done my own shows before. And they were very well received.

    Aloysious J. Pig: I don't think that's true.

    Robot: You know, I would go to Chapman's. I would go to the Flavor of Life. There he goes. He's going to make a list. I would go to the Twitter. I would go all over the place. And people were always like, it's the best.

    Aloysious J. Pig: It's the best.

    Robot: It's the best.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Listen, I don't… I mean, I love that you can make lists. I think it's wonderful. And… But none of that… Those weren't even real places. The Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit. That's not a thing. That's not a place that people go. So your list that you're talking is gibberish. You make gibralists. I think that's going to be our new word for today. That's gibbalist.

    Natty Bumpercar: Gibbalist. I think that's a pretty good word. I mean, I like it when we come up with new words in the Bummer Podcast. Because I feel like we're expanding people's vocabularies. And especially if it goes into the lexicon. Then, you know, it's going to give a lot of people a lot of things to think about. Oh, come on. Oh, my gosh. Stop doing the voice. I know why you started doing it. It's the worst voice. Oh, it happens. I slip into it sometimes.

    Robot: And there's voices that you just couldn't stop doing. I don't understand why people have such a problem with it necessarily. Why would you do that voice? The worst voice.

    Aloysious J. Pig: I mean, I never agree with Roblox. But I got to agree at this point that that's the worst voice that you do ever in my life. Come on. Like, I don't know what… I'll try to do it. Are you sick today, Big? My name is Daddy Bummer. And I'm kind of dumb. Oh, dumb? That's what you sound like. That's not what I mean. I know. That's what you sound like sometimes. When you do that voice. It's not nice. I don't know what it is. It's just a voice. It's just a voice. You can try it like this. I just can't sit. You've got to stop doing it.

    Robot: Yeah, or else maybe I'd get my own show. No, that's the worst. Right, guys. Please, please, please, please. Who wants me to have my own show?

    Natty Bumpercar: Nobody. Hello. Did you just say holla? Did you just raise your little robot arms and say, nobody does that anymore, robot. And that's why you don't have your own show. That's why you're not going to have your own show. Because, I mean, fine. I did a stupid voice. It didn't make any sense. But holla? Holla. Why don't you put that on your gibberlists? What are my gibberlists? What just happened to you?

    Robot: You just made weird noises. Now you're not even making any sense. Why can you have a show and not make any sense? And I can't have a show without something awesome. Something awesome like, oh, I don't know, space, numbers, robot stuff, huh?

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  • Bumperpodcast 204: Who pays the bees?

    Bumperpodcast 204: Who pays the bees?

    First there is a donkey – and then – Natty Bumpercar hosts an advice segment – and then there is some talk about bees. Why does it always go back to bees and donkeys?

    Do you be? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    About This Episode

    In this energetic episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar opens with a brand new donkey-noise intro and spirals into a hilarious caffeine-fueled monologue about honey peanut butter. What starts as a comedy podcast quickly transforms into an impromptu self-help session complete with breathing exercises and life advice. Natty bounces between topics including Eastern European poetry, bee economics, and the philosophy of excitement. After mentioning some recent technical difficulties, he shares his enthusiasm for behind-the-scenes improvements and wraps up with an oddly profound lesson about when it's appropriate to be excited for others. This stream-of-consciousness episode perfectly captures Natty's trademark rambling charm.

    Memorable Quotes

    “This became like a self-help podcast there we started off with a donkey noise and now 2015 the bumper podcast you know what it's about it's about everything it's about you it's about me it's about them it's about all of it”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I'm wondering if i should just skip the peanut butter all together and just have straight straight honey just have a spoonful of honey every day”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “Always be excited if other people are excited unless those people are excited for something bad happening to you or someone else in the world”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #self-help #food #philosophy #excitement #podcasting #streamofconsciousness #improvisation

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: that's our new intro i i just wrote it this week i wasn't sure do you how do you guys feel about it do you like it does does it does it is it what you is it the good is it a good thing that you want to listen to every day wow sorry i had uh honey peanut butter this morning peanut butter with honey in it and i feel like things are kind of uh uh off the charts a little bit oh like if the meter is over here in the kind of left hand side then it kind of went up to the very middle and then boom over all the way to the right side it's like buried in the right side um that's kind of funny it's been this is natty bumper car and i think we should all just take some deep breaths through our nose and out of our mouths and through our nose and out of our mouths and everybody exhale wow this became like a self-help podcast there we started off with a donkey noise and now 2015 the bumper podcast you know what it's about it's about everything it's about you it's about me it's about them it's about all of it okay so if we're gonna cover all that ground we're gonna jump around a little bit we're gonna skip around we're gonna do a little a little dance probably maybe even two or three little dances did you hear that i talked so much that i i uh i had to swallow do you ever have you ever been in a conversation hi everybody it's me natty bumper car how are you doing today i'm doing a little dance i'm doing a little dance i'm doing a little dance are you doing this week i missed you so much like really i feel like what we should just do is have a 24 hour seven day a week bumper podcast where uh i can i'm just talking to you and and wondering what you're thinking and what you're saying back to me do you ever talk back to me ever that was a spot there where you could have you could have done it if you hadn't ever done it before i wanted to make sure you had enough time to be like yeah bumper car you know what i do talk back to you sometimes or whatever however you talk you're like oh yeah i'm trying to talk to you as much as i would like to talk to you mr bumper car or uh uh i think that was an eastern european language which i i really i don't dip into as much as i as i should um from what i understand poetry much better when read in eastern european uh dialects and uh numbers also which is you know two things that are kind of opposite spectrum numbers and poetry but both this is rumor that i've heard better eastern european wow i i'm wondering if i should just skip the peanut butter all together and just have straight straight honey just have a spoonful of honey every day and how do what do we pay the bees to to make this honey do they get the honey or do they get the honey some sort of compensation or do the bees just make it and we take it oh they make it we take it you bought it you break it if you break it you make it we take it you bought it if you break it um so this is a bumper podcast and after a few weeks of technical difficulties on the back end that you don't need to know about we've got some things figured out and it's pretty cool i'm gonna say and by saying i mean i'm not gonna say because it's kind of boring because it's behind the scenes but i'm excited and since i'm excited i'm hoping you're excited too because you should always be excited when other people are excited you should not be jealous when other people are excited unless they're excited at something bad that happened to you or somebody else in which case you can in fact be not excited that they're excited i got lost in my train of thought there so the lesson for today is always be excited if other people are excited unless those people are excited for something bad happening to you or someone else in the world it's a good lesson i think that's a good thing to live by i hope that this week there's a lot more excitement in the world and i hope that that you're i mean i feel like what self-help see we're turning it back around we're bringing it back i just hope that we don't go back to the um to the donkey ha

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  • Bumperpodcast #199: Pig, Robot, and Doodle Poodle are not good at this.

    Bumperpodcast #199: Pig, Robot, and Doodle Poodle are not good at this.

    Pig, Robot, and Doodle Poodle are still running the ship on this episode of the Bumperpodcast … Runnning it right into the ground – that is!

    Do you run? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    About This Episode

    In episode 199 of Bumperpodcast, Aloysious J. Pig attempts to host alongside Robot and Doodle Poodle while Natty Bumpercar is mysteriously absent. The trio struggles with basic podcast hosting duties as Robot rambles about his soup consumption, Doodle Poodle insists on talking about art and drawing despite never actually drawing, and Pig grows increasingly exasperated with his co-hosts. The episode devolves into chaotic bickering about listener names ("bumper somethings"), whether mittens are an engaging topic, and concerns that Bumpercar may be frozen into an ice cube somewhere in the woods. This improvised episode showcases the puppets' comedic inability to run a show without their usual host.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I'm sitting in a room with a crazy bucket of bolts and a dog who likes to draw and I've never seen him make a drawing. I just hear him talk about drawings all the time.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “Why would he put tears in the name of the people who listen to the show because they're so sad because they're listening to the show?”

    — Doodle Poodle

    “Now you know it sounds terrible this show.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    Topics: #podcasting #hosting #art #drawing #winter #chaos #friendship

    Featuring: Robot, Aloysious J. Pig, Doodle Poodle

    Full Transcript

    Robot: robot what are you doing this is we're starting a second podcast here and this is this is how you

    Aloysious J. Pig: start you don't even say to people like oh hey everybody it's me robot and nothing like that you're just like um oh um you've done this before you know i mean act like you've been to the end zone before robot i i everybody this is a bumper podcast clearly and i'm big and oh that's robot

    Doodle Poodle: over there don't everybody forget about me all at once either because i'm here to it's me i'm doodle poodle i'm the i'm a poodle that likes to to i'm to do

    Aloysious J. Pig: i like to draw i mean i don't understand is this what we're gonna do every episode now we're just gonna establish where we are you i'm a pig you're a robot you're you're a dog that likes to draw it

    Robot: doesn't seem very engaging to the audience the audience wants to know who we are they want to know all about it they for instance they want to know that yesterday i had a can of soup nobody wants to know that um

    Aloysious J. Pig: all right so officially i'm sitting in a room with a crazy uh bucket of bolts and a dog who's likes to i guess to draw and i've never seen him make a drawing i just hear him talk about drawings all the time if you go to his twitter feed he's like oh i think i'm gonna make a drawing or whatever it's a doodle it's actually a doodle all right fine i mean that's the thing i don't care nobody cares let's just do what we do and do the bumper podcast all right what's he call you guys bumper sausages that's not what your name's uh bumper bumper somethings bumper somethings i think that's the people who listen to this show it's the bumper somethings

    Doodle Poodle: that doesn't make any sense at all why would he put tears in the name of the people who listen to the show because they're so sad because they're listening to the show because that doesn't seem like a show that i don't want to listen to i would want to listen to the show that makes me happy like the bumper podcast giggles or something like like that no no more talking for the dog

    Aloysious J. Pig: ever again i think that's it for you go and go eat you go eat some kibble i got some kibble for you to to nosh on and eat it eat it eat as much as you want and it's delicious and just cough or just whatever you say sounds so silly

    Robot: can i talk or do you have any type of stuff that i could eat i could go for some

    Doodle Poodle: and i don't even i don't want i'm not i'm not even really all that hungry right now because i had a bigger breakfast and i don't feel i feel like it's time to do the show and like i want to talk on the show and be like more like talk on the show that was stuff for the for the yeah

    Aloysious J. Pig: all right uh oh wow let's uh see if we can get into any uh topics people love topics on podcasts so maybe we talk about i don't know it's cold now you guys go we got your jackets on you got your hoods your hats your mittens your gloves your scarves you're uh you're really struggling

    Robot: you're really really struggling

    Doodle Poodle: i know i gotta tell you it's not it's not a good show i agree with the robot i think we should talk about art and drawing and stuff because i mean people love art it makes them happy to make drawings sometimes so you see people and they have drawings that they made and they're just smiling and they're so happy you know i don't know if talking about mittens is gonna be a good idea i don't know if talking about mittens is gonna be a good idea make anybody happy at all for really well we we do want people to be happy we'll listen to the

    Aloysious J. Pig: show it's the bumper podcast i'm pig it's robot over there and toodle poodle we uh we're hosting it because bumper cars disappeared we don't know where he went don't know where he gone uh he's probably out in the woods uh ice cubing right now what does that mean he's frozen into an ice cube

    Doodle Poodle: we should really find them that sounds wow it sounds just really terrible i wouldn't want that ever

    Aloysious J. Pig: now you know it sounds terrible this show

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