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  • Bumperpodcast 80 – Working for the weekend

    Bumperpodcast 80 – Working for the weekend

    Every pig is working for the weekend – and on this episode of the Bumperpodcast – your host Pig and his producer Yetkin the moose are guaranteed to get you to the weekend in style.

    Okay – we aren’t legally allowed to guarantee anything … but – we really hope that they will at least make it through the whole show … We really do.

    Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    Hooray!

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  • Bumperpodcast 79 – The flies have it

    Bumperpodcast 79 – The flies have it

    Things aren’t going well in Headquarters … Maybe you can help us with it – or – maybe you know someone who can help us with the situation … A critter has potentially passed away in the attic …

    And the flies – oh dear goodness graciousness – the flies.

    Someone help … please.

    If you think that you can help us – then email us at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

     

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    About This Episode

    In episode 79 of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar faces a crisis at headquarters involving an unwelcome wildlife situation. After encountering two fearsome squirrels in the attic and backing away slowly to maintain eye contact, things take a turn for the worse. A deceased squirrel in the backyard leads to an invasion of flies that threatens to take over the entire headquarters. Natty's comedic panic and increasingly frantic descriptions make this a hilariously gross episode about dealing with nature's less pleasant surprises.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I came eye to eye mere feet away from a ferocious furry squirrel. I'm the one who left the attic when I saw them and I didn't even turn around I backed slowly down the stairs never breaking eye contact.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “The flies they're everywhere they're huge they're winning they're taking over.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #squirrels #headquarters #wildlife #pests #flies #nature #comedy #panic

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

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    Natty Bumpercar: ladies and gentlemen boys and girls we have a serious problem here in headquarters and i don't even mean a serious problem i mean a super serious problem and i shouldn't even be talking quite as loud as i am because they might hear me it's been overrun there's something terrible happening in headquarters something i think something died in the attic up in the belfry i think some sort of varmint some sort of creature some sort of thing might have happened and by happened i mean something it's gross i don't want to talk about it i'm sorry that i'm telling you guys about it

    Unknown: you

    Natty Bumpercar: hi this is natty bumper car this is the bumper podcast it's dead it's not things aren't going well around here in headquarters today things aren't going well at all um the last few days as a matter of fact so here's the situation maybe you can help me on it maybe you know someone who can help me with it i don't know all i do know is that things are things are getting real real ugly real gross real crazy there's no smell i need you to know that it's not like i live in some sort of hovel headquarters is a very nice place headquarters is very well kept we we vacuum we clean we take care of headquarters but maybe just maybe some type of critter gained access to the attic we're gonna say that happened we know that happened because i can't eye to eye mere feet away from a ferocious furry squirrel yeah i mean it was two squirrels i saw them they saw me i'm just gonna say i'm the one who left the attic when i saw them and i didn't even turn around i backed slowly down the stairs never breaking eye contact until i could get my hand on the door and then i uh burst through the door and i did like a little dance like type of thing but then a couple of weeks later there was a squirrel in the backyard he wasn't doing so well he wasn't with us anymore and i had to he was removed we'll say and then a week after that the fly started and that there ladies and gentlemen bumper cop bumper cod pet i'm so broken up about this the flies they're everywhere they're huge they're winning they're taking over

  • Bumperpodcast 78 – Doodle-Poodle!

    Bumperpodcast 78 – Doodle-Poodle!

    Doodle Poodle is in the house because he received a membo telling him to come in and do a radio show … too bad that Robot comes in and spoils all of the fun.

    Will Doodle Poodle be sent to a farm for panting on the microphone?

    You will probably have to listen to the Bumperpodcast to find out!

    Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    Hooray!

     

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    About This Episode

    In this chaotic episode of Bumperpodcast, Robot confronts an unexpected intruder breathing on the microphone in the podcast lab. Doodle Poodle insists he received a memo inviting him to do a radio show, much to Robot's dismay. The situation escalates as Robot claims he's the only one qualified to send memos and suggests sending Doodle Poodle to a farm. Host Natty Bumpercar arrives to find both characters where they shouldn't be, attempting to restore order while Robot and Doodle Poodle continue their comedic bickering. The episode showcases the improvisational chaos and character conflicts that make Bumperpodcast entertaining.

    Memorable Quotes

    “You're breathing on the microphone. You're not even saying anything. How did you get in here? Do you have a key?”

    — Robot

    “I got a letter. Didn't it say? Hey, doodle-poo, do you want to come and do a radio? And I said, well, of course we do, because I love to talk to everybody.”

    — Doodle Poodle

    “Is there a farm? Is there a farm somewhere where we can put him?”

    — Robot

    Topics: #podcasting #workplaceconflict #memos #microphoneetiquette #chaos #miscommunication

    Featuring: Robot, Doodle Poodle, Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Unknown: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing in here?

    Robot: You're not supposed to be in here. You're breathing on the microphone. You're not even saying anything. How did you get in here? Do you have a key? Do you? No. Do you have a key? I don't have. Do you get in here? No. I don't think you do. I don't think you do at all. I don't think you should be in here all day.

    Doodle Poodle: Listen here, robot. I don't know. I was told I got a memo. I got a, uh, voice man gave me a, I got a letter. No. Didn't it say? Hey, doodle-poo, do you want to come and do a radio? Do you want to come and talk on, do you want to do a show on this radio? And I said, well, of course we do, because I love to talk to everybody. Everybody loves when I talk to people.

    Robot: Sometimes.

    Doodle Poodle: No.

    Robot: No. Are you done? Are you quite finished? Because I'm the one who sends the letters around here. The memo. Because I think you must have called it. And I only send memos out to people who are qualified to talk on the microphone. Myself, for instance. Oftentimes, Maddie Bumpercar will let me.

    Natty Bumpercar: Hey, everybody. What? Oh, boy. Uh-oh, indeed. I see two people who were not supposed to be in the room. The lab. In the lab. In the lab room where we fix up and make up and break up and take up the bumper podcast. That's nice rhyme.

    Doodle Poodle: I thought I was supposed to. I don't. I don't want to. It doesn't matter. I got a memo. A memo? I don't know. I got it in my mailbox, and I thought I was supposed to come in and talk to everybody. And I got all excited. Calm down. And I wrote down words. Okay. And I made some doodles for everyone to see, too. Okay. No one can see.

    Robot: Oh, jeez. He's doing it again. He's doing it again. He's breathing on the microphone, and I told him not to breathe on the microphone. I don't think he should even be in headquarters. We should buy him. We should. I don't know. Is there a farm? Is there a farm somewhere where we can put him? No, there's not a farm. I don't think he should be. That's what I'm saying. What do you think? What do you think? I know.

    Doodle Poodle: I like farms. Nope. I kind of like farms. Kind of.

    Natty Bumpercar: Nobody's going to a farm. And, Robot, you have to stop fighting with everyone.

  • Bumperpodcast 77 – Days!

    Bumperpodcast 77 – Days!

    What day is today and how long has it been since I got to listen to you talking to me … Or – the other way around … the other way around.

    Bumpercar tries to figure out the days of the week and gets excited about all of the new listeners – on this episode of the Bumperpodcast!

    Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    Hooray!

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    About This Episode

    In episode 77 of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar contemplates the gloomy weather and gets philosophical about the passage of time between episodes. Natty struggles to figure out exactly how many days are in a week and whether to count today when planning the next recording. The lovable puppet host also admits to going blank when asked direct questions about basic facts, even forgetting where shoes are supposed to be. The episode takes an exciting turn when Natty announces the show has gained a truckload of new listeners who have been sending in mail, leading to an enthusiastic mail call segment.

    Memorable Quotes

    “here's the thing you could come up to me and you could say bumper car what's your middle name and if you ask me a direct question like that blank”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “we've been getting a lot more listeners lately a ton a whole truckload of listeners of the bus backed up and it dumped in more listeners than we ever could have believed”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #weather #time #counting #daysoftheweek #memory #listeners #mail

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

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    Natty Bumpercar: well well well bumper podcast if it isn't you here today it's so great to see you it's like we've been having this weather lately it's been so gray so cloudy so rainy so terrible and i've been like just sitting here staring out the window and thinking when will i ever see the bumper podcast again how can i even make it until next week it's a long time for me like a whole week now here's something that's confusing to me how many days are there in a week there's seven days in a week right everybody knows that there's lunes martes miércoles jueves viernes sábado y domingo those are seven days of the week right so if i'm recording this today how does it work does it mean that i won't talk to you again for seven days or is it since we're already at today does it is it meaning that i'll talk to you in six days is what i'm trying to figure out if i'm supposed to include today in the count because i mean i i'm talking to you today and if i i don't have a calendar near me but so like so today so we'll say today is uh wednesday we'll just say that and it doesn't have to be but it might be uh and i'm talking to you and so then the next time i'm going to talk to you we'll say it's wednesday that's one thursday two wait oh wait sab sabado monday i'm neither good at counting nor necessarily am i very good at uh days of the week i'm not very not good here's the thing you could come up to me and you could say bumper car what's your middle name and if you ask me a direct question like that blank hey bumper car how old are you blank hey bumper car where where are your shoes i have no idea if the shoes aren't where they're supposed to be who am i to know where they are who am i am i supposed to know these things i don't think so i have to deal with these things we should get back on point bumper podcast because today it's a very special day to me hopefully it'll be a special day to you you hear that we've been getting a lot more listeners lately a ton a whole truckload of listeners of the bus backed up and it dumped in more listeners than we ever could have believed and they've been sending their mail in that's what this paper noise was that you just heard look at all this paper we've got mail call we've got mail

    Unknown: call we've got mail phone bill wet clinics we've got tickets we've got bsvfin thank you thank you and i'll see you next time

  • Bumperpodcast 76 – Bye-bye Bamboo!

    Bumperpodcast 76 – Bye-bye Bamboo!

    HOLY COW! Today is the last day of intern Bamboo’s internship … and everyone at Headquarters probably has a huge surprise in store … Maybe it’s a party?!

    You will probably have to listen to the Bumperpodcast to find out!

    Whoop-Whoop!

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    About This Episode

    In this chaotic episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar, Robot, and Aloysious J. Pig attempt to throw a goodbye party for intern Bamboo on her last day. The plan falls apart when Bamboo leaves before the party even starts, leaving the three characters standing around with party fixings and no guest of honor. Pig reveals he's not a fan of Robot and tries to spell his way out of an awkward situation. When Bamboo briefly returns, it's only to retrieve her forgotten purse, crushing their party hopes and prompting Robot to desperately beg to leave with her rather than stay with his bumbling co-hosts.

    Memorable Quotes

    “is there any way if we have this party it could just be you and i hanging out because i'm not a fan of r o b r o i can't spell it but i think you know who i'm pointing at”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “hey bamboo you came back for your party this is so exciting because everybody got together we got stuff and fixings and everything”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “no no no no no no no no no no no take me with you don't leave me here with them”

    — Robot

    Topics: #goodbyeparty #workplacecomedy #failedplans #awkwardmoments #friendshipdynamics #interns

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Robot

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: okay see you later wait wait wait oh no wait everybody today oh bumper podcast today was today was intern bamboo's last day and she was we had a we were gonna oh wait a second robot come here hi robot are you ready for the big party no there's not gonna be a big party because bamboo already left she didn't hear at the beginning of the well i guess you couldn't have because it just happened but at the beginning of the bumper podcast she came up to the microphone and she said something like blah and then she shut the door and walked away oh dear oh dear indeed everybody it's oh no indeed stop cutting me off the robot i am a pig who is here to have a party i brought all of the the fixings did you bring the fixings yeah wait a minute oh i'm looking around the room here i see bumper car me i see robot boo that no by the way um where's bamboo uh that's the whole thing pig before we were gonna have a big party robot was gonna set up you were gonna bring the fixings and then what happened was uh i bamboo was here and beginning the show she she said goodbye and then she uh she uh she left so there's not there's i mean we can still have a party do you guys want to have a party i don't just the three of us like seriously bumper car this is between you and me okay no robots here in the room with us but is there any way if we have this party it could just be you and i hanging out because i'm not a fan of r o b r o i can't spell it but i think you know who i'm pointing at and looking at currently right now all right r o you want to help me out r o i can't r o b spell i'm a pig just i don't want him

    Robot: all right all right oh the door just opened

    Natty Bumpercar: hey bamboo you came back for your party this is so exciting because everybody got together we got stuff and fixings and everything and we're so glad that you actually i just forgot my purse all right

    Robot: no no no no no no no no no no no take me with you don't leave me here with them