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  • Bumperpodcast 111 – Do you eat?

    Bumperpodcast 111 – Do you eat?

    Does anyone eat a meal while lisening to the Bumperpodcast? How quick of an eater are you – anyways? I want to make sure that we don’t promote upset tummys … Because – I am anti-upset-tummy.

    Yes I am.

    Also – where in the world is Turkey hiding?! You’ll only know if you sit down, pull up a plate and listen to the Bumperpodcast!

    Nom, nom, nom!

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    About This Episode

    In Bumperpodcast episode 111, host Natty Bumpercar celebrates cooking day at headquarters after shelling carrots, shucking eggs, and making fresh butter. Natty shares his philosophy about sweet potatoes maintaining his sweetness level and offers listeners a unique challenge: try eating an entire restaurant meal during the podcast's short runtime. He addresses listener mail asking about Turkey's whereabouts after last week's appearance, though the mysterious character seems to be hiding. This episode features Natty's signature rambling humor and his struggle to pronounce "restaurant," settling on "red turon" instead.

    Memorable Quotes

    “People come up to me and they say hey bumper car you don't seem sweet enough to me and I say well well well that's why I eat a sweet potato every single day.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “If you go to a red turon and you order your meal… when that plate hits the table then is when you're gonna press play and then just have at it.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I appreciate that I've never been called a shenanigan meister… it's shenanigan dash meister.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #cooking #food #sweetpotatoes #restaurants #listenermail #turkey #humor

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: hello bumper podcast it's me natty bumper car and i am having a tremendous day why because i just shelled 10 pounds of carrots and i shucked 10 eggs and i milked four cows and made butter and because i'm cooking it's cooking day here at the bumper podcast here at headquarters and uh everyone is getting involved we've got the brine ready we've got the sweet potatoes ready because hey we're not sweet enough around here you know what i'm saying people come up to me and they say hey bumper car you don't seem sweet enough to me and i say well well well that's why i eat a sweet potato every single day it's to maintain this certain level of uh zuccar that i have that's sugar sugar is sweet just like me just like sweet potatoes what are you eating right now are you eating anything i don't even know do people eat when they listen to the bumper podcast it would be a very quick meal like if you went to a red restaurant a red a red turon is what i was trying to say there but my i stopped if you go to a red turon uh and you order your meal and you're listening to the bumper podcast probably by the time the meal comes out you're gonna be way done you're gonna be finished listening and then you're gonna be sitting there so what i'm recommending is if you go to a restaurant order your meal right and when you see the waiter waitress coming over carrying your food as soon as that plate hits the table then is when you're gonna press play and then just have at it see how far you get you've got three minutes and sometimes eight seconds or something like that i mean that seems like plenty of time to eat to me to enjoy a meal you know what hold on if your meal involves cutting if it's like a steak or anything like that or even a big potato like go ahead and prepare it you know if you if you need to put ketchup on the plate do that beforehand uh i'm saying any prep work you do do that otherwise you're not going to be able to enjoy the bumper podcast and i want you to enjoy it it's so important to me it's it's what i live for so last week i got all these uh these letters hold on yeah there's uh there's one a bumper car what is going on with turkey we heard him last week we know that we know the deal we know what it is we know what you're up to we know your shenanigans you're a shenanigan meister well i appreciate that i've never been called a shenanigan meister uh it's shenanigan dash meister but you know what i don't know what's happening with turkey maybe you should ask him uh where is he i don't see him is he around hmm maybe he's hiding

  • Bumperpodcast 110 – Here’s to my health

    Bumperpodcast 110 – Here’s to my health

    Natty Bumpercar is back in decent health – and Robot is … Robot. A surprise guest is brought in … what in the world will happen?!

    Hows that for some teasing?!

    Gobble, gobble, gobble!!

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  • Bumperpodcast 109 – Plague

    Bumperpodcast 109 – Plague

    Natty Bumpercar returns to Headquarters with the icky-nasty-yucky plague – but – he has missed the Bumperpodcast studios so much – that he decides to give you a little bit of the talky-talk.

    Mostly – he just takes his throat to task for not doing what it’s supposed to do – which is evidently just to sit there and be a pipe. There are firings that are threatened.

    Listen to the Bumperpodcast to see if there is a job opening for a throat …

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    About This Episode

    In episode 109 of the Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar returns to headquarters feeling under the weather. Suffering from what he calls "the plague," Natty delivers a hilarious rant about his malfunctioning body parts. He breaks down the basic job requirements of a throat—breathing and swallowing—and expresses his frustration that his throat can't even handle these simple tasks. Natty also voices his disappointment with his nose, threatening to fire both body parts if he could continue operating without them. This solo episode showcases Natty's signature comedic style as he turns being sick into an absurd performance review of his own anatomy.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I brought back with me the plague, I brought back with me disease, I brought back with me the funk, I brought back with me the ew, the yucky, the goo.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “You're a throat, you're just a tube. You're not really even doing anything, you just have to sit there.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “If I could fire my nose and throat and still continue this operation that I'm in right now, you know what I would do it.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #beingsick #comedy #illness #bodyparts #rant #soloepisode #health

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: hey everybody it's me daddy bumper car and the uh wow i am back in headquarters and that is awesome and that is great and you know what i brought back with me i brought back with me the plague i brought back with me disease i brought back with me the funk i brought back with me the ew the yucky the goo i can't breathe i have this nose that doesn't even know how to work i have this throat it doesn't even like me talking about it sometimes if i talk about my throat it decides to just close up and not work at all which to me is inappropriate it's like hey you're a throat how about you work is kind of what i'm thinking you know because really as a throat what do you have to do you have a few pretty i would say basic tasks uh a throat is uh breathing in and out all right that's you know if we want to say it that could be two things but really it's just kind of airflow so what i'm gonna do i'm i'm gonna be a stickler i'm gonna say airflow that's one in and out you're just a tube you're not really even doing anything you just have to sit there and the other thing you know is is again it's it's you know you can break it up if you want to if you want to give the throat uh you know oh poor throat you know you can say oh you have to drink liquids liquid has to go down oh no you have to uh uh take in food you know like solid stuff so like but really that's just one thing it's just you're taking stuff in so and i'll give you another you so you take stuff in and you know how people say oh cough cough cough that went down the wrong pipe i guess you know like if you take a drink and you can't um and you and they're like cough cough cough and then they're like oh well i know i just said this but that went down the wrong pipe and you're just like whatever jethro i don't care so throat here's what you're supposed to do for me you're supposed to breathe you're supposed to uh in and out that's one and you're supposed to let me uh eat and drink stuff so so food going down and that's all you do just do it don't don't bust don't fuss don't fight just do what you're supposed to do and nose i don't even want to talk about my nose at this point because it's not even it's so far not even trying it's ridiculous if i could fire my nose and throat and still continue this operation that i'm in right now you know what i would do it

  • Bumperpodcast 108 – Power-free

    Bumperpodcast 108 – Power-free

    So – Headquarters has been without power for several days now – and we have all ben hunkered in our bunker and forgot to keep track of the calendar and basically – we missed yesterdays Bumperpodcast.

    Did you miss it as well? I am sorry if you did.

    This episode was recorded via tin-can … a coffee-tin-can – and – it tries really hard!

    Email us your stories about how you lost power at Bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com

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    About This Episode

    In episode 108 of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar records from an emergency bunker after losing power at headquarters. An unexpected October snowstorm caused chaos when snow fell on trees that still had their leaves, resulting in widespread damage from fallen trees and downed power lines. Natty humorously describes spending a night at headquarters listening to trees crack and fall, being unable to drive anywhere due to debris, and now recording the episode on a coffee can. Despite the challenging circumstances, Natty delivers this short update episode about the natural disaster while hoping headquarters won't smell funny by the time power is restored.

    Memorable Quotes

    “we are a day late and a dollar short a day late and a dollar short we have no dollars we have our days”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “i'm recording this on a coffee can like coffee can alley”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “that's what happens when you lose power from what i understand things start to smell really funny”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #weather #naturaldisaster #snowstorm #poweroutage #halloweenseason #nature #emergency

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: okay that was very anticlimactic ladies and gentlemen this is the bumper podcast and we are without power at headquarters and so we're trying to make do and give you uh as much of a bumper podcast as we possibly can we understand that we are a day late and a dollar short a day late and a dollar short we have no dollars we have our days i'm i am a broken bumper car power gone headquarters is so here's what happened snow came and you think oh look at the nice snowfall it's october it's gonna snow and then no because here's what happens there's still leaves on the trees fall hasn't happened yet the the trees haven't done their little dance where they shake the leaves off and so the to take into account that snow fell from the sky anyway so it's kind of like it's life it's like i like falling sometimes i like to just fall and then i'm gonna just rest on the ground and then time is gonna come where i'm gonna melt melt away bye-bye snow time but for the leaves like you know it's it's the whole circle of the leaf tree thing is has been broken and oh look at that transition that the trees have been broken trees fall crack boom we were inside headquarters at night just listening without power we went through one night at headquarters with no power and just listen to things crack and fall and the trees tried to fall in the car and so then we went outside and it was devastation there was no power uh because why there are power lines down there were power poles down there were trees across the road piles of trees everywhere and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and and everywhere uh to the point where you can't even drive around and so now we're in the bunker we're hunkered down in the bunker i'm recording this bumper podcast i don't even know what number it is i don't even know if i'm going to be able to put it up on the web uh but i'm recording it on a tin can so coffee can i'm recording this on a coffee can like coffee can alley um hopefully you know in the next week too we'll go back to headquarters and it'll still be there and it won't you know smell funny that's what happens when you lose power from what i understand things start to smell really funny

  • Bumperpodcast 107 – Dog-not-therapist

    Bumperpodcast 107 – Dog-not-therapist

    Have you been terrified that Natty Bumpercar has gone missing – like – maybe he’s lost?! Well, you can all calm down and relax and take a deep breath – because Natty Bumpercar is back to tell you all about everything.

    And then he gets sidetracked by talking about being saddened by a bit of rejection … and then he settles on a very salient point about his dog.

    Listen to the Bumperpodcast to find out what I’m even talking about …

    Please!

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