Natty Bumpercar: Help someone out. If you see somebody who needs something, who's having a tough time, who's having a rough day, help them out. If you see someone trying to cross the street, who's carrying something, whose baby carriage is going this way or that, say, Hey buddy, you need some help? Because we live in a society. A society that doesn't work if we don't help each other out. I'm not saying you have to be best friends with a person. I'm not saying you have to call them and check in on them later. But I am saying you should help. What day is it? I don't even know what day it is. I'm so confused right now. I woke up and it's still dark outside and it was dark last night when I went to bed. The kids get up so early and I… Well, I have a thing to say. Hello there. Hey, Rufus. I say, I say hello to you, Bubba Cobb. I've been getting a lot of reports, a lot of news feeds, a lot of… Transcribations from people saying that they're upset that none of your character friends are coming on the show these days. They say, who's this highfalutin Bubba Cobb who comes on out here with his pig interviews and his product reviews and his telephone calls. And he does not invite his friends who made the show what it is onto that very… Then I said… Oh, shit. Okay, well, that's valid. And I apologize. I've been so excited with the new format that I haven't been having as many people onto the show with me. I mean, we've had the interviews and the interviews have been awesome. Actually, I was thinking about the interviews the other day where I want to make a page where it kind of highlights who was on the show so far. We had, who was it, Adam Lucidi. We had Sock Cop. We had John Trumbull. Last week we had Darren Patterson. This week we have someone. Finally, we have a woman, which makes me happy because it felt weird. But I want to have, like, all these people highlighted because it seems like the appropriate thing to do so that they get the most play out of the shows as they can. Now, you mentioned, I understood, I heard that you have a pig and pig illusion of you and a woman today. And I assume that the only reason you have not had one in your first four shows is because… None of, none of, none of them agreed. No one agreed to be on the show. Yeah. The, the, the, the, the, the fellas that were on were a little bit more desperate for airtime. No, no, no, no, no, no. Is that what I'm trying to understand? No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh. No, no, no, no, no, no. Well, I see. No, no, no, no, no. Well, I see. You don't see anything. Listen, this is why you're not invited on the show. You say weird things and you get me in trouble. It's just how it worked out with the schedule, okay? Jeez, I'm trying to… I have… I have, like, a huge list of people that I want to get on the show, but, uh, to interview with Pig, because I feel like he's having a great time with it, and people seem to enjoy themselves. Like, as I… I help him produce those segments, so I go on and I talk to people beforehand, and I'm kind of like, hey, you know, Pig's getting ready, here's what's gonna happen, uh, just be ready for this, you know, he's maybe in this kind of a mood today, or… What does that even mean? I'm in this kind of a mood? I'm a… What are you talking about? Some days I wake up, I'm hungrier than other days. Some days I wake up, I'm sleepier than other days, but I don't… Oh, hey, watch out for the Pig. Like, I'm that intimidating? Like, I'm gonna be like, oh, I'm gonna scream at people, guests on my show? Bro, bro, bro, bro, get it together, okay, Bumps? All right? Please, for the love of Pete. Wait, who is this… Now, who is this Pete? Now, is he gonna be on the show as well? Is he signed some sort of an NDA? Some sort of a contract with the… Of a podcast where he's gonna be on the Pig interviews, or does he have his own segment? There's no Pete, no, and there's nobody getting their own segment, okay? Pig has his own segment, and… I was thinking we could have a lawyer segment where I distribute law advice to the people, to the land. I could help some people out. Isn't this whole episode about helping people out? Well, how about we'll call it the Rufus T. Rufus. Rufus, fix your life segment or something like that. That sounds like a great idea. I actually got a few things that I wanted to run by you, okay? Can I do that? Stop, stop, stop. Both of you stop, okay? I don't want… There's no more segments. There's nothing. But we are… What we're gonna do right now, I appreciate you both stopping by, and I appreciate it for putting up air quotes, because I don't really appreciate it because I had a nice flow going, and I had a fun time with my past episodes, and now you're here, and you're making me crazy. But what we're gonna do now is we're gonna have a great interview with some… Someone who's hilarious and fun, and Pig, you did a great job. I'm gonna keep saying it, because you're doing a great job. Ladies and gentlemen, here's this week's Pig Interview! Alright, hey everybody, it's me, Aloysius J. Pig, and I'm here for my next interview. I don't know who it is. Bumpercar lined it up. He says he's a friend of his. You know, I like to talk to his friends, so that then I can make them not like him quite as much, because really… Bumpercar, seriously. Anyway, let's see who it is. I know she's a comedian. I know she's from the Jersey, but let's see who she is. Evidently, she's got a dog in her house. Hey, who is this, anyways?
Unknown: Hi, Pig, it's Donna.
Natty Bumpercar: I ain't Donna.
Unknown: Yeah, Donna V. Sells.
Natty Bumpercar: Oh, Vi Sells. Yeah, I know.
Unknown: Yeah, V. Sells.
Natty Bumpercar: No, let's see, I'm looking. He handed me a piece of paper with your name. It clearly says V. Sells.
Unknown: No, it's Pig, it's Donna V. Sells.
Natty Bumpercar: My name's Aloysius, did you know that?
Unknown: I didn't know that. We've never been formally introduced.
Natty Bumpercar: That's my proper name. That's what it says on my christening slip. That's awesome. The slip, did you get a slip? Were you christened?
Unknown: I was christened.
Natty Bumpercar: And when they did it, did they say, did they give you a slip of paper and it said, this is to confirm that Donna… Ugh, whatever your last name is.
Unknown: V. Sells.
Natty Bumpercar: Oh, like the Seychelles.
Unknown: Yes, that's exactly right. It's like, yes, Donna V. Sells, like they sell seashells at the V. Sells.
Natty Bumpercar: I'm not familiar with what that is exactly. Are you some sort of Dr. Seuss or something? Is that what that is?
Unknown: Sometime.
Natty Bumpercar: Okay, don't be coy with me, V. Sells.
Unknown: I love coy. They're such big fish, right?
Natty Bumpercar: They creep me out, bro. I was at a place last week, a Japanese place, Hibachi, and they had like a fountain. It was a tiny fountain, and Bumper Guy's kid was just like, look at this, there's fish in it. I mean, it was the tiniest thing, and the fish couldn't even turn around. I felt so bad for him. Oh, no. Yes, so we went to the car, we got a hammer, and we liberated him, and we ran out. Yes. That's awesome. I don't know where the fish were. When we left, they were flopping on the floor. I assume that they got an Uber and got to… They got to the water, like big water, but I don't know what happened to them, if I'm going to be honest.
Unknown: Wow. They might have taken a Lyft.
Natty Bumpercar: You think that fish are more Lyft-friendly, or I don't know how that works.
Unknown: I think fish might go in a Lyft instead of the Uber.
Natty Bumpercar: How do you get yourself around town when you're driving? Like, do you walk? Do you bicycle? Do you paraglide?
Unknown: I actually just got myself a Volkswagen Bug. It's really cute.
Natty Bumpercar: A Beetle Bug?
Unknown: I did. I did. I'm so excited.
Natty Bumpercar: Is it like an old one or a new one?
Unknown: It's newer, but it's certified pre-owned.
Natty Bumpercar: Oh, well, that means they tacked on a couple grand is what they did for that.
Unknown: No, it means that somebody else didn't want it, and I was like, that's not nice. I like bugs. I rescue them all the time. I don't kill them. So I rescued this one from the car lot.
Natty Bumpercar: Oh, but, Boppa Guy, you got a weird one on the phone this time.
Unknown: You see what you did to me? Okay. He knows that. He knows that.
Natty Bumpercar: He ain't. He knows nothing. When he talks to you in public, do his eyes just glass over? Because whenever I'm talking to him, there's not much happening back there. He's a cute guy, but there's nothing going on.
Unknown: But do you hear me? Everybody's eyes glass over. No.
Natty Bumpercar: I'm used to it. Well, you have a lot of spunk, a lot of energy. So tell me, so you know Bumps from the jokes? Is that what it is?
Unknown: Yeah, we totally do comedy together. He's hilarious.
Natty Bumpercar: No, come on. I don't know why everyone who comes on here has to say nice things about him. Because, listen, you ain't going to get over on me, all right? I live with him. He's terrible. He's so nice. Oh, no. Okay. Now it's gotten weird. Because this is, I got to, when we have people on the show, Bop, you got to tell them right up front. Don't say nice things because it makes me uncomfortable. It makes me look like a mean guy. I don't want to look like a mean guy to you, Donna, you know?
Unknown: I don't think that's possible. Okay.
Natty Bumpercar: Well, that's fine.
Unknown: He tries to look all tough in his lumberjack shirts and stuff, but he ain't fooling anybody. He's got Mickey Mouse under there.
Natty Bumpercar: You know what he shops? He shops at Plaid Zara. It's literally, all he's got is plaid. He shops at, he goes to the place where they make tablecloths. Tablecloths. Yeah, okay. Wow. We just both got a concussion and went into the same joke.
Unknown: I know. Pinch, poke you, owe me a Coke.
Natty Bumpercar: Oh, did you just jinx me?
Unknown: Yeah, I jinxed you. How do I?
Natty Bumpercar: I'm not supposed to talk? You can't. Well. What do I do? I'm interviewing. I can't even talk. This is the first time this has happened. Can you un-jinx me?
Unknown: Okay, you're un-jinxed. Circle, circle, dot, dot. I un-jinxed you on the spot.
Natty Bumpercar: That ain't how it works. You just gave me a Cody shot.
Unknown: I did. I did.
Natty Bumpercar: I mean, come on. You don't know how to un-jinx? I mean, I'm breaking all kinds of rules. I don't.
Unknown: I don't.
Natty Bumpercar: All you gotta do is say my name, bro. You just gotta say my name.
Unknown: Oh, Aloysius?
Natty Bumpercar: Ah, thank you.
Unknown: Oh, yay.
Natty Bumpercar: Papakaza, what are you pacing? You gotta be freaking out. No, it's not. No, I kept talking. You heard me keep talking. He doesn't know what's going on. He can't hear what's going on. Yeah. That's so funny. Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot. Now you got your Cody shot. That's a Cody shot. Yeah.
Unknown: I know. Well, it's back to school. I want to make sure you got your shots up to date.
Natty Bumpercar: Yes.
Unknown: You don't want to get the swine flu.
Natty Bumpercar: Look, okay. Wow, you came for paid. Holy cow. Yay. No. I'm very, I'm, I'm very well kept. Thank you so much. I do, I do know, I'm not, I do know somebody. I was in a conversation the other day and they're one of those anti-vax people.
Unknown: Oh.
Natty Bumpercar: Creeps me out, bro. Because like, as the person's talking to me, I'm shaking my head, nodding because I don't want them to attack me. And, um, every word, I'm just taking another step back, another step back, another, I don't want them to breathe on me.
Unknown: Please. Don't get a little spittle on you because it could be a contagion.
Natty Bumpercar: Keep, keep the giant. You got to have the grams to yourself, bro. I don't got no interest. You know, I got these babies up here. They, uh, they're Petri dishes. I know. Yeah. You got, you got kids?
Unknown: I'm moving my kids to college because of that.
Natty Bumpercar: Have collagen? How old are they?
Unknown: No, they're going to college, pig.
Natty Bumpercar: They eat collards? I love collard greens. Oh my God. I do too. Wait, do you really?
Unknown: Yes, I do. But unfortunately, I don't eat meat because I'm a, um, pescatarian.
Natty Bumpercar: Why is it? There's nothing unfortunate about that. You eat pescatarian? I mean, I should have given you those fish I freed. Oh, I'm sorry.
Unknown: I know. I hope they weren't going to be cooked because you were at Hibachi.
Natty Bumpercar: No, they were in, like, the thing, the water thing. The pond. Yeah. Do they do that? Can you go and point? I want that one. They're like, his name is Mori.
Unknown: If they were liberated and they were, like, walking with their little fish, like, feet, their tail. Imagine if they wiggled over. God forbid.
Natty Bumpercar: Real quick, fish, they don't walk. That's a baseline prime everything. They swim.
Unknown: They do in Dr. Seuss.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, okay. That's true. I was reading a book tonight to one of the kids, and it was a Lego book, and it had a fish in it. Yeah. So the whole book is there's a parasailor and a windsurfer, sorry.
Unknown: A parasailor? A parasailor is, like, two of them? No, just one sailor.
Natty Bumpercar: Uno sailor. No, a Spanish sailor. You're from New Jersey, and you're going to poke fun at me? Your accent is thicker than pea soup, okay?
Unknown: Poke the pig.
Natty Bumpercar: No, it's not the name of this segment, for the record. For the record, ain't the name of this segment. So wait, hold on. I've got to finish. So he was a windsurfer, and he was too close to the rocks, and so they had to save him, right? That was the whole story. And the kid was freaked out because the last page, there's a little fish, and he's by the rocks. And he's like, what's going to happen to the fish? And I was like, bro, he's a fish, all right? He's cool. He's in the ocean. He's okay. And he's like, who's that? Who's that, your friend?
Unknown: That's my dog, Yogi. He doesn't understand that I'm on a very important interview with Aloysius. I'm sorry.
Natty Bumpercar: You probably ain't going to get the job, I'm just telling you, because dogs freak me out. But so I had to tell him. I was like, bro, fish can swim. So now you're throwing fish can walk into the whole equation. And I feel like it's going to confuse things.
Unknown: Okay. Well, I'll keep my fish on a leash, and you can keep yours in a bucket of water.
Natty Bumpercar: It don't make no sense. Don't even make – we record these interviews late, so people will be chilling. What are you doing right now?
Unknown: Nothing. This is just me. I just worked an 11-hour workday, and this is what I was looking forward to at the end of my night.
Natty Bumpercar: 11 hours?
Unknown: Yeah.
Natty Bumpercar: Can I tell you what I did today?
Unknown: Yeah.
Natty Bumpercar: I woke up. I got out of bed. I had some breakfast. I went back to bed because I had to – the food had to – whatever it does. Digest? That's the word. I was thinking migrate, but that's not – the food did not migrate. Okay. It could have. It could have done a little migration. And then I went outside for a little bit, and I rolled around in the grass, right? Nice. And then I was hungry, so I had a little bit of lunch. I noshed a little bit, and then – What did you have for lunch? I had some pastries. Nice. Yeah, like a croissant and a corn cob with the corn taken away because I don't eat the corn. I just like the cob. And just a side of slop. I don't want a whole bowl because it's lunch. I don't want to overdo it. Yeah. But it was nice. What about yourself?
Unknown: Oh, what did I have for lunch today? I had some fruit.
Natty Bumpercar: You just had fruit?
Unknown: Yeah. I really didn't eat a lot today. I had a little bit of sushi.
Natty Bumpercar: Oh. Really?
Unknown: Yeah. It's called a sunshine roll.
Natty Bumpercar: I don't understand why.
Unknown: Because it's avocado and lemon.
Natty Bumpercar: Wait. Really? That sounds like a nice thing. Does it got the seaweed or the rice or the quinoa?
Unknown: And rice. Rice. Oh, quinoa. Why? Do you know where to get that pig? Because I have to tell you. I would love to have quinoa sushi.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. We went. Sometimes we'll go to. Don't look down on me. But we will go to Whole Foods every so often. I love Whole Foods. They have the little pre-mades. And I've had a couple of times the quinoa. And it's pretty tasty.
Unknown: I've got to try that.
Natty Bumpercar: It's delish.
Unknown: You say that so nice too. Quinoa. So many people, they butcher that name. They call it the quinoa.
Natty Bumpercar: They do?
Unknown: Yeah. It's like really crazy.
Natty Bumpercar: No. So you worked 11 hours. What do you do? What do you do for 11 hours?
Unknown: I do hair in a salon.
Natty Bumpercar: I don't know what that means. What do you do hair? What does that mean?
Unknown: Well, I cut hair. I color hair. I did somebody's hair. Actually, I did somebody's hair pink that it might have been very close to the color of you.
Natty Bumpercar: Really?
Unknown: Yeah. It was really pretty.
Natty Bumpercar: Now what? Tell me the process. When somebody comes in and they go, hey, I was thinking of dyeing my hair pink like a pig. And you're like, bro, I got you settled here. Right?
Unknown: I say like Aloysius pink. Yeah. Like porky pink. Oh, no. Like which pig are we matching?
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. I mean, I hope it's I had a licensing deal at one point, but I don't know if it felt true or not because I had never heard back from the people. But I'm hoping there's an Aloysius pink out there somewhere. They owe me money.
Unknown: All right. Well, today, I think I might have nailed it. It was Aloysius pink.
Natty Bumpercar: And and and so and do you what do you work in a salon?
Unknown: And where I own a salon pig. Yeah.
Natty Bumpercar: You what?
Unknown: Yeah, I own it. It's mine.
Natty Bumpercar: You're an SBO.
Unknown: Small business owner. Yes.
Natty Bumpercar: Look at look at me making up acronyms. And that was good.
Unknown: I really I was like, did he just say smelly body odor or and I was like, he would never insult me like that.
Natty Bumpercar: I would never.
Unknown: You only insult Natty, which I will say, you know, he's really good to you now. Want to chill out. He gave you the color today.
Natty Bumpercar: He didn't crawl.
Unknown: Oh, no.
Natty Bumpercar: He gave me a pastry. It was a whole lot of long. Oh, yeah. That's what it was. So wait. So you do what you own it. Yes. What's it? What's it called?
Unknown: Oh, it's called Salon Gossip. It's in Bloomfield.
Natty Bumpercar: The first part made sense. The second part ain't make no sense.
Unknown: Why gossip? It means to talk. We talk.
Natty Bumpercar: And did you just tell me what gossip means?
Unknown: I thought my version of gossip is. But I also. I also walk by a fish on a beach.
Natty Bumpercar: Oh, no.
Unknown: Gossip is not negative.
Natty Bumpercar: Your telephone, you just turned into a robot person for a second thing.
Unknown: Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, there he was. There he is. Okay. Okay. I got worried.
Unknown: I think it was the government. They come. They scramble my phone calls every once in a while because they know. They know I'm talking to you.
Natty Bumpercar: You ever have, you know, pescatarian, do you ever have scrambled roe?
Unknown: No. No. I've never had that.
Natty Bumpercar: It sounds, sounds disgusting, doesn't it?
Unknown: Yeah, it does. I don't even know what that is. Scrambled roe?
Natty Bumpercar: Oh, roe, roe is fish eggs.
Unknown: Oh, no, no, no.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, it sounds horrendous now that you know that.
Unknown: I say no to roe. Yeah, no.
Natty Bumpercar: Oh, no to roe.
Unknown: Yeah.
Natty Bumpercar: I like that. And it almost, my brain almost went political, but I don't, I ain't.
Unknown: Me too. Yeah, but I don't. We're not going to go there.
Natty Bumpercar: No, but I don't do that on this show, so.
Unknown: We're not going to wade in that water. Oh, my goodness. Goodness gracious.
Natty Bumpercar: I was right there with you. I was right there with you. Do you work, do you work in this salon by yourself? Do you have friends?
Unknown: I have friends. I have friends, and I.
Natty Bumpercar: Now, wait, when you said that, why did it have a question mark at the end of it? That was very interesting.
Unknown: Because it's really like this thing. It's kind of like everybody's a friend, but we all work together, so they're kind of employees. Wow. I don't know. It's so weird to say that.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, and you realize this is being recorded, so. Yeah. Let's not end any friendships or anything.
Unknown: No way, man. No way.
Natty Bumpercar: They like your family.
Unknown: Yeah, they are like my family.
Natty Bumpercar: That's exactly right. Especially since your daughters are all leaving you. See, I just got really mean.
Unknown: I'm so sorry. Oh, that hurt.
Natty Bumpercar: They're going to. Oh, my gosh. They're going to college. I know. Bumpercon, I've been talking a lot to, at the kids' daycare, one of the teachers, her daughter, who I've known forever, who babysits around here sometimes, is going to college. Yeah. And so we have similar conversations. There's a lot of raw nerves, a lot of sadness. I know.
Unknown: It's pretty intense right now to see your kids, like, packing their stuff up, and I'm like, I'm going to be an empty nester. Do you know what that is, Aloysius?
Natty Bumpercar: Not familiar. Does it have anything to do with birds?
Unknown: Well, I think it's, like, where it came from, but it means that all of my little baby birds, i.e., my children, are leaving. They're leaving the nest.
Natty Bumpercar: Now, wait. Are they, like, twinsies? Why are they leaving at the same time?
Unknown: Well, one's a freshman. Aw. And one's a senior in college, and they're moving out. I don't know what I'm going to do.
Natty Bumpercar: You're going to cry?
Unknown: Yeah, I was crying today. I cried today. Oh, God.
Natty Bumpercar: This is the first interview where we've had a guest on the Virgin TV. I cried on my last interview with a dude, and he got really, he was like, are you okay? And I was just like, I don't know. I don't know.
Unknown: But, like, I was just, you could cry in front of me any time.
Natty Bumpercar: I don't think it makes me a weaker pig, if I'm to be honest.
Unknown: I don't think it does. I don't think so.
Natty Bumpercar: I feel like people look at it, and they're like, that's a pig who's tight with himself, you know?
Unknown: Yeah. Yeah. You got to be good with your inner self.
Natty Bumpercar: So, like, when they leave, what are you going to do with the extra time? Do you have stuff that you do for funsies?
Unknown: Yeah, I do a lot of comedy, and I do, I love to do things like fundraisers, and I like to raise money for different causes.
Natty Bumpercar: Like, what, like, fun, fundraiser? Like, you go, like, runs, like a 5K?
Unknown: Well, I actually, no, no, no. That's really funny that you say that.
Natty Bumpercar: How is it, though? I don't know.
Unknown: That was ironic, because I won't run a 5K, because I don't really want to, I don't like to run. I mean, if there's a bad guy chasing me, I'll do what I need to do. But as far as, like, running, like, put a number on my chest, and, like, run, like, and then go for a finish line, that's not my style. So.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. I think Donna runs as a mouth. Hey-oh! Sorry.
Unknown: Aloysius. I know, I know. I get a little bit. Who's getting frisky?
Natty Bumpercar: Well, I get, I get, what happens is the later the night goes, the longer the interview, I get sleepier, and the sleepier I get, the crankier I get. So watch out, all right? I'm just warning you.
Unknown: No, don't get cranky.
Natty Bumpercar: No, I ain't gonna get cranks.
Unknown: Okay. Well, no, I don't like to run those, but I do like to have fund raisers, but I put the fun in fund raisers. That's amazing. Ew.
Natty Bumpercar: It's so gross, right? But that's what I do with my comedy.
Unknown: Hold on.
Natty Bumpercar: I'm shifting in my seat. That made me uncomfortable. Oh, that's so funny. She puts the fun in fun in fun.
Unknown: Yeah.
Natty Bumpercar: This is good. Okay. Wow. No, so that, no, I'm totally messing with you. That's a beautiful thing. I mean, that's one of our favorite things is anytime we do shows, if it's a fundraiser, because, you know, in theory, the audience is there. They're there to support something, and in theory, they're there to have fun. Right. And, you know, it's a different level from going to a show and just telling jokes versus people getting something out of it, you know? Yeah. They're having a fun time, whatever, best night of their lives, but you're actually helping people, too, which is beautiful, I think.
Unknown: Yeah. Yeah, I have a big one that I'm planning. I just got the A-okay for it, actually. A-okay? Yeah. A-okay. Yeah, I don't know if you want to hear about it, but I can tell you.
Natty Bumpercar: Nah, I'm good. You know, I like talking about the fish. No, I'm kidding. Yeah, of course. Tell me about it.
Unknown: So, there's this really amazing place I went and I took a tour of on Monday. The moon? No, not the moon. I wish. That would be amazing. Can you imagine? Yeah, it was amazing. I mean, there's an eclipse coming up. Do you know that?
Natty Bumpercar: What's an eclipse?
Unknown: An eclipse is when the moon is…
Natty Bumpercar: Is that what you do? Is that when you cut people's hair at night?
Unknown: Yeah. Yes.
Natty Bumpercar: You use your eclipse.
Unknown: I use my eclipse. Yes, exactly. Actually, it's like when the moon crosses the path of the sun and it blocks it.
Natty Bumpercar: The moon crosses the path. Oh, it sounds like science.
Unknown: Okay, so do you ever go to the movies and somebody is annoying and gets in your way and they get their head in front of the screen and you can't see the movie for a second?
Natty Bumpercar: You lost me. Hold on. I meant, okay. I like the scenario you were building. So I'm at the movies.
Unknown: You're at the movies, right? And I think you and I are probably similar in height. We're both kind of short when we sit down.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, I barely… Yeah. One time the seat actually folded back up on me and I fell down the row.
Unknown: Now, do I have… I get it.
Natty Bumpercar: What I have to do is I have to bite a big tub of popcorn and sit in the seat next to me to keep the seat down. It's good.
Unknown: That's awesome. So you're a buttered little pig. Oh, I love that.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. And then I just slide home. It's… That's great. That's awesome. And then I get a stomachache, if I'm to be honest. Whatever they put in that butter ain't butter, butter, you know?
Unknown: No, it's not.
Natty Bumpercar: It does not taste good.
Unknown: No. Wait, no. I'm sorry.
Natty Bumpercar: It does taste good, but it doesn't feel good. That's what I was trying to say.
Unknown: No. No, that's not good.
Natty Bumpercar: So I apologize. I got…
Unknown: Not good for your cholesterol either, pig.
Natty Bumpercar: Oh, my numbers are off the charts. I'm not even going to lie to you. Here's the thing. Bumper car, he has me on his insurance. I think it's like a PPO or whatever it is. And we… I go, you know, for my yearly physicals, and they… It's not looking good, is all I'm saying. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. They said I got to cut back on… Sometimes I'll just open a bottle of Wesson oil and drink it, because I just think it tastes good. No, but it's good. It's an old world recipe. It's called… Grease pig? It's called… I was going to call it oily pig, but grease pig sounds better.
Unknown: Grease pig?
Natty Bumpercar: Grease lightning, whatever it is.
Unknown: Yeah. Well, I'm sure it's like grease lightning. I'm sure that… Yeah.
Natty Bumpercar: The… All right, so you didn't go to the moon. No. And there's eclipse and moon. Okay, so tell me about the cool place you went, and I won't interrupt you. I almost promise.
Unknown: Yeah, I almost promise I won't interrupt myself, because I have, like, focus issues, okay?
Natty Bumpercar: So… Do you need glasses?
Unknown: I do. I wear contacts.
Natty Bumpercar: Have you ever taken something called Focus Factor?
Unknown: No, what is that?
Natty Bumpercar: So, in college, Bumper Guy used to go… There were these vitamins, and each bottle was, like, full. It was $40, and it was called Focus Factor, because somebody was just like, you should take these. And I don't know. I think they were full of Ginkgo Bilboa and other things like that, and I don't know what
Unknown: Wow. Is that Rocky Bilboa's brother?
Natty Bumpercar: Ginkgo? I think that's his adopted Asian brother. It could be. I mean, I don't know. Like Yoko Ono, Ginkgo Biloba? I don't know why Yoko Ono is in this all of a sudden. Wow, you're as tangential as Pig is. This is the first interview where I've been the one… I've been the straight man, where I've been the one who's like, let's get this shit back on the tracks. Let's reign it in. Let's pull it back.
Unknown: This is, like, the highlight of my day. I have been waiting for this all day. I'm sorry, Pig. I'm just a little excited.
Natty Bumpercar: So, hold on. You're telling me that working 11 hours in a mine wasn't the high point of your day? This is it. Okay.
Unknown: This is it.
Natty Bumpercar: Seriously. This is a pretty low bar, is what I'm telling you. Like, if you were like, hey, I bought a car today, and I had a cannoli, and then this was the best thing, then I'd be like, oh, that's good competition.
Unknown: Well, I did just share a Magnolia's cupcake, and that was pretty cool, because I didn't have to drive into the city to get it.
Natty Bumpercar: What kind?
Unknown: I had vanilla vanilla. I love vanilla vanilla. Come on, that's my favorite kind. I know, me too.
Natty Bumpercar: I don't want no chocolate near my… It's just like a yellow cake, and it's white frosting. And it's all I want. And back off. Don't call me basic, because it's what it is. It's perfect.
Unknown: Perfect. And I take the bottom of the cupcake, and I take it in half, and I put it on top and make it like a sandwich, so I can even cake to icing ratio.
Natty Bumpercar: And you split this? Yes. I mean, I would have tackled the person who brought it in, and then I would have probably eaten the whole thing as I was standing on them, because that's… You got to understand, that's a magical thing, that kind of cupcake. I know.
Unknown: Oh, I know.
Natty Bumpercar: I haven't been a magnolia in a long time.
Unknown: Well, I promise you, if I ever get another interview or I get to meet you in person, I will bring you a cupcake.
Natty Bumpercar: Okay, the first one, kind of doubtful at this point. The second one, though, you never know, right? I could be wandering around Bloomfield. Bloomfield? Bloomfield? Is that what it's called?
Unknown: Bloomfield. Bloomfield.
Natty Bumpercar: Oh, is that because there's so many flowers there?
Unknown: Oh, that's a good question.
Natty Bumpercar: Do you ever… You should probably call it Boomfield. It's more fun that way.
Unknown: Boomfield. Yeah, like, boom!
Natty Bumpercar: I'm doing doom down in Bloomfield. I like that. I keep it real down in the Bloomfield. Yeah. Yeah, you shouldn't do that. Tell me about your thing. I want to hear about it.
Unknown: Okay, okay. So, I went on Monday to this place in New Jersey, which I have to keep it undisclosed because it's, like, for the safety of the children, but it's called Camp Fatima. Fatima. F-A-T-I-M-A. All right. And it's New Jersey's only all-volunteer camp for children with disabilities.
Natty Bumpercar: Oh, that sounds amazing.
Unknown: I know. And they just are celebrating their 50th anniversary. Five-zero? Five-zero of providing service to, like, all these kids. And it's amazing because you want to know what? I want to know. It's not funded by the government.
Natty Bumpercar: Well, I… They get all their money.
Unknown: They get all their money. They get all their money from volunteers. Wow. Yeah, people that donate. And I went, Pig, and it was amazing because there's kids from ages 5 to 21. All right. And they have all different kinds of disabilities from autism to cerebral palsy. I mean, you know, it was just… It was amazing to see these kids enjoy music. I went with my friend, Michael Murphy, who is a musician. Michael Murphy. And, yeah, he's a really talented singer. And he plays the guitar. And we went up there to bring the kids some joy. And just… It was… It was unbelievable. So… Wow. I went… Yeah.
Natty Bumpercar: And so is it, like, only during the summer or is it all year round?
Unknown: Well, they do two-week programs. They do two weeks in the summer. So your child would have to sign up or apply for… It's one week at a time. And then they have four weekends throughout the year. But this is what's really interesting and cool. There's… Each of the kids that go up, they have a five-year program. There's a file that's written about them. And in the file, it's, like, their parents, you know, mom pig, dad pig. And they're, like, nurse pig. Let's just say so that you can understand it. I understand.
Natty Bumpercar: All right. Thank you. Just want to speak in your terms. Thank you for breaking it down for me. I appreciate that.
Unknown: Well, you know, I know you stay in that yard over there, bumper cars. You don't get out much, so… I got a sty.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah.
Unknown: I know. And I heard it's a pig sty. But so they get together, they collaborate, and they put together… They write a file for each of the kids. And then a camp counselor on Saturday receives a file for a child. They read about them. They learn about them. And then Sunday, when the child gets dropped off to camp, that's their buddy for the whole week. Wow. Yeah. So they have one-on-one counselors for each of the kids, like, for the whole week. Wow. So what they do, it's incredible. It's very moving. What they do is they make it like a camp that would be for kids without disabilities. So they have arts and crafts. They have music. They have entertainment. So we were there as the entertainment that day. As you can tell, quite entertaining.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. All right.
Unknown: But I love this one place, see, because I have issues myself with, like, focusing, as you could tell. And sometimes, like…
Natty Bumpercar: I didn't pick up on that at all.
Unknown: Well, that's okay. Well, thank you. I appreciate the fact that you didn't notice that. So they have all these… They have, like, really cool things for these kids that maybe they wouldn't get at home. But it's really neat, too, because it gives the parents an opportunity to have a little bit of respite without it seeming like they're just, you know, running away from the fact that it is challenging when you have, you know, a child with a disability. It's a really rough thing to even say and articulate because it sounds kind of rough for me to say because I don't want to hurt anybody's feelings, but it's the truth.
Natty Bumpercar: I mean, having kids in general. And one of Bumper Guy's kids has been at the grandparents all week. And they switched off. And two weeks ago, they took the little one. And this week, they took the less little one. And as a parent, it don't matter, you know, who your kid is. Every so often, it's nice to have a little break, a little breather. Yeah. And it's especially wonderful if the kids are at a camp where they can experience all these awesome things. Yeah. So, like, do they stay there over… Is it overnight days? Yeah.
Unknown: It's one… Like, the one… For the summer, it's an overnight experience for the entire week. And each day… This is what's so cool. Each day is, like, they do a theme week. So, the theme week that I was there for was… Oh, my gosh. What the heck is the name of it? We're off to see the Wizard of Oz. So, it was Wizard of Oz. So, all the decorations were Wizard of Oz around the camp. But then each day, they do a different holiday. So, I was there on Halloween, which the people did not tell me because they knew I would dress up. And they didn't want me to be scared. Pretty funny. So, whatever. And then the next day was Valentine's Day. So, my birthday… Yeah. My birthday is February 13th. So, I was like… So, basically, it's my birthday today, which is why I felt really good about being there.
Natty Bumpercar: So, you made it about yourself. I'm just kidding. No, no, no. I'm just kidding. No, no, no. Hey, everybody. Look at me. My birthday. All right. Look at me. All right.
Unknown: Well, I felt the gift was that I got to spend it with a kid's pig. You don't have to be such a sassy, Pam. I'm a little sassy.
Natty Bumpercar: A little sassy.
Unknown: You are. Stop it. Okay? So, you're like spicy pork right now. Oh, wow. So, what happened… Wait. So, listen to this one. I love this. So, they help the kids make gifts in the craft little area. Uh-huh. And Friday, at the end of camp, it's Christmas. And they have Christmas. So, the kids get to, like, give each other gifts.
Natty Bumpercar: So, like, the whole… That week sounds insane. It sounds like Nightmare Before Christmas, where you got, like, oh, look, there's Valentine's Day. There's Halloween Day. There's… There's… There's Christmas. And it's all in the same week?
Unknown: Yes, because these kids sometimes don't really get to experience it with friends in school because they have disabilities at different levels. So, some of them might not get to, you know… You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, remember Pig when you were little and you went to, like, pig school?
Natty Bumpercar: Little pig school. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Unknown: Yeah. Right? So, you got to have all those fun, like, holidays with your friends.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah.
Unknown: Right.
Natty Bumpercar: And they don't get to experience it.
Unknown: No. So, they make it happen for these kids. And everything is… Like, volunteerism and everything is donations. So, like, cray paper and crayons and paint. It's, like, people donate to… I know they have, like, an Amazon wish list. I cannot wait to help these people out because we're… So, I'm going to do a comedy show.
Natty Bumpercar: Oh, that sounds amazing.
Unknown: I'm going to produce a comedy show. I don't know how I'm going to do it, but you know what? I'm going to learn and I'm going to make it happen for them because it's important to me because that's what I know. I'm not running a 5K. I love these kids. And it's not like they're less than for anybody. No one's getting me to run. It's just I'm not doing it.
Natty Bumpercar: You should probably… It sounds like you should involve cupcakes because that sounds like it's something up your wheelhouse. Yeah. Cupcakes. Cupcakes and comedy.
Unknown: And comedy. Cupcakes and comedy. Oh, my gosh. Pig, you might have just helped me name it.
Natty Bumpercar: Thank you. You're welcome.
Unknown: You're amazing. I'm great. And you know what? You know what's more amazing? We could do, like, a bake sale. Yeah. To help raise money for the car. I think you just totally helped me. I hope it's okay if I take that idea. Hold on. I'll give you credit.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Bubba Kai's saying yes. He's nodding yes. You're allowed to.
Unknown: Hey, that's so exciting, Aloysius.
Natty Bumpercar: Bubba Kai's also saying he would love anything he could do to help at all. Oh, he's the best. Because just hearing about the kids, you know, close to my heart, it makes me melt a little bit.
Unknown: Oh, thanks, Pig. Tell him I said thank you.
Natty Bumpercar: No, I don't want to make, he's, no. He's emotional? I might tell him later. He's a little bit emotional. So, hold on. I got to pull it back a little bit because I got to go to bed soon. You understand? Okay. So, that's a beautiful thing. And when you find out more about it, you're going to tell us about it so that we can promote it more. Obzy. Obzy? You know who I stole Obzy from? Who? You're who? Jackie Byrne.
Unknown: Oh, my God. Isn't she awesome? Isn't she awesome? Isn't she awesome? Isn't she awesome?
Natty Bumpercar: She's phenomenal. She is phenomenal. Obzy. And who is, oh, and so, okay, real quick before we wrap. Yeah. You cut A, you do comedy, you got kids going to college, you do wonderful benefits. What is your favorite part of The Wizard of Oz?
Unknown: Ooh, good question.
Natty Bumpercar: Because you were just talking about it and it made me think.
Unknown: My favorite part of The Wizard of Oz.
Natty Bumpercar: So, I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to put too much pressure. That's a lot of pressure. So, what was the first bit that popped into your head?
Unknown: I love the scarecrow. I'm a big fan of the scarecrow.
Natty Bumpercar: You can go this way, you can go that way.
Unknown: Yeah, I love the scarecrow.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, I can't imagine why. I do, I can't.
Unknown: I think I identify. Oh, interesting.
Natty Bumpercar: Wow, this is like a therapy session all of a sudden.
Unknown: Well, you know, it's funny. That's probably why you and I get along because, you know what, pigs love bales of hay. And I'm stuffed with hay.
Natty Bumpercar: Okay, so you got back to being weird again. I like how we came full circle. I feel like being from New Jersey, it's more like you're stuffed with hay.
Unknown: Hay.
Natty Bumpercar: Like that.
Unknown: But you know what? Pig, you know it's funny that you're calling me weird, but you, Aloysius, are a pig that does a podcast.
Natty Bumpercar: What? It's got alliteration. Pig podcast. Podcast pig. Yes. Yeah, that's true. Ain't nothing strange about that, girl.
Unknown: No, it's… No, ain't no hollaback, girl.
Natty Bumpercar: I don't know what just happened. He started singing. You literally, you just, in the middle of an interview, you were just like, I'm going to sing some Gwen. Anybody okay with that? All right. Here we go. It's Stefani time. Here we go.
Unknown: It's like I have musical Tourette's or something.
Natty Bumpercar: A little bit like that. A little bit like that. A little tiny bit like that.
Unknown: Yeah.
Natty Bumpercar: So, okay. All right. You're going to… Oh, you're going to give me links? Yeah. Did you have fun? I hope you had fun on the concert.
Unknown: I had the best time. I can't believe this. This was so much fun.
Natty Bumpercar: Oh, that's amazing. I look forward to meeting you in public, and I'm assuming that you're just always on hand going to have the perfect cupcake, because if I walk into you and you ain't got one, we're going to have problems as well.
Unknown: No matter what cupcake, I'm going to teach you the proper way to eat a cupcake.
Natty Bumpercar: Girl, I'm a pig. I know a proper way to eat, okay? It was bred into me. It's what I am. It's what I do. I eat. Trust me.
Unknown: When's your birthday? Do you have a birthday, Aloysius?
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. It was evidently in July, because somebody brought it up, and now I don't even remember. Do you remember it? Was it at the end of July? I think it was beginning of July. I don't know, but somebody on the internet was just like, hey, it's your birthday, pig. Bupka missed it. And I was just like, wait. I missed my birthday, too. So it's fine. I'm a happy go lucky pig. Don't make me get emotional, okay? I'm sorry. Yeah.
Unknown: I was going to say, because I would get you a cupcake for your birthday, and now I have to wait a while.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. So I think my birthday is August 12th. That's amazing. I love that. That gives you two days to pony up with a cupcake. No, I'm just kidding.
Unknown: That's amazing. Tell me where to send it, and I will send you a cupcake.
Natty Bumpercar: You send it to headquarters. Pigo Box. Pigo Box is good. I'm going to give you. You scored a lot of points. If this was at midnight, you would really be racking up points right now. I'm going to tell you. Pigo Box is amazing. Holy cow. Wow. You're really hogging the spotlight on my show is what you're doing, all right?
Unknown: Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry.
Natty Bumpercar: You're hamming it up a little too much.
Unknown: I am totally sorry. I am totally hamming it up.
Natty Bumpercar: All right. So I got to go.
Unknown: You're going to be baking me to come back on your show.
Natty Bumpercar: She's still going. I'm trying to run out of here, and she's still going.
Unknown: Oh, it's so funny. Wow. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Natty Bumpercar: All the way home? Is that what you're doing?
Unknown: That's what's going to happen.
Natty Bumpercar: Oh, my goodness.
Unknown: I'm going to put a little squiggly pigtail on the back of my beetle. I'm going to make it a pig beetle.
Natty Bumpercar: A pig beetle? A beetle? A beetle pig. A beetle pig. I was going to tell you. I was supposed to tell you, but then I swear I've got to go. When I got, I went to a salon, not salon gossip, but I went to a salon, and I got my hair cut one day, and she was trimming, and then she's like, I'm just going to trim this, and I was like, that's fine. She nipped the end of my tail off, all right?
Unknown: Oh, my gosh.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, she thought it was like, hey, I don't know what she thought, but nip, squeal, all right? I did not. That's terrible. I did not tip, and I will not be going back, and they got a poor young-
Unknown: She already got her tip. Tip of your tail. Oh, my God.
Natty Bumpercar: Fine. All right. On that, ladies and gentlemen, I want to thank Donna so much for coming on the show and for doing such great things. Thank you so much for having me. And you have a great night, and don't work 11 hours. That's too many hours, all right?
Unknown: I'm going to go count pigs tonight instead of sheep, just in honor of you.
Natty Bumpercar: In your sleep? Really? That's going to put you to bed? No. Don't count pigs, because you know what that does?
Unknown: What?
Natty Bumpercar: It makes you hungry, so don't do it. That's not good. Actually, it wouldn't make you hungry, because you're a pescatarian. Exactly. If it don't count pig fish, or else you'll get hungry, I suppose. Pig fish. Okay. Send over your avails. No, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. That's a different conversation. Okay. But thank you so much.
Unknown: Thank you, Aloysius.
Natty Bumpercar: I hope to talk to you again soon. This was a blast. Thank you so much.
Unknown: Thank you. Tell Natty I said goodnight.
Natty Bumpercar: All right. All right. All right. Natty. Blah, blah, blah. All right. And click. Thank you so much, Pig. Thank you so much, Donna. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Like, seriously, Donna's had me on a lot of shows, and a lot of them are benefits. And I did one fairly recently, and this story was heartbreaking. And the mom that we were helping gave her story of her son, and I don't want to go into it because this is the Bumper Podcast, but it was a beautiful story, and she made me cry, and she made me come home and hug my kids. And I do that anyway. I do it as much as I can, and I feel like you should do that, too. I make fun of having kids. And I kind of try to poo-poo it and say, oh, it's terrible. And it is rough. It's hard. Being a parent is very difficult. Life is very difficult. But there's, you know, I get stuff from my kids that I can't get anywhere else. I looked on Amazon. I looked in boxes. I looked in bags. I looked in barrels. And whatever my kids give me, they don't sell there. No, but, you know, it's, you come home, and last night I was even, I looked in on the I looked on the boys when I got home, and I was about to go to bed, and just, just watching them sleep. Just, they're silent, but they're there, and you made them, and they hold your heart, and they hold your, their everything. They are my everything. And the funny thing is, is like, I'm saying this right now, but on the flip of a switch, if one of, if I hear an explosion upstairs, I will start screaming like I've never screamed ever. Um, so there's this, there's this crazy dichotomy is what I'm saying, but, so I was talking to this mom, and she, you know, she brought me to tears, and kind of like the camp that Donna was just talking about. Like, that's a beautiful thing. You gotta help people. People need help. Life is hard. The world is tough. You gotta take care of each other. I've said this before in other Bumper Podcasts, and I know it gets contentious sometimes when Pig or, uh, Rufus shows up, and especially when Robot shows up. Uh, but everybody here loves each other. In the end, we all love each other. We fight like a family, and you know why you fight like a family? You know what that's about? It's because you're all stuck in the same small area together for years and years and years. You see each other every day. There's no break. So you fight like a family. A crazy family. That's what we fight like. But it doesn't matter, because in the end, you love each other. I have friends like that. In comedy. These, friends that, like. I don't, haven't had this, this, this type of friendship that I can ever remember. Where I fight with them. I yell at them. I, we, we don't say nice things. We take, and then we come back and we're best, we're pals again. It's kind of, it's kind of fun. They have different viewpoints. I try to listen to them. I try to counter them. I, I feel like that broadens my depth of perception of the world. By listening, even to stuff that I don't like. Then it, it helps me to see things in a different light. And to react to things. Because then I, I'm more aware, more cognizant that things are out there. I think it's important to listen. I don't think it's, you have to, you know, take things in. But it's, I think you can listen and then disseminate. Take things with a grain of salt. Take what you want. Get rid of the rest. Whatever. I did that a lot in school. Speaking of taking things. We have a call this week. Another call. Same person. She's doing a great job. She's three for three. Let's see what she's got.
Unknown: Hey, Maddie Bumpacar. My question to you is. How has your life changed since she started doing pig as puppeteering?
Natty Bumpercar: Oh, okay. You're welcome. No, thank you. Seriously, the calls. The calls. The calls are great. So how has my life changed since I started. I'm going to reinterpret the question as hanging out with pig. Uh, because last time he got kind of offended. I didn't, I didn't get offended. I'm here. I'm still here. I'm right here, bro. I'm in the studio. You can, you're looking at me and you're talking about me. I think it's third person. Might be fourth person. I don't even know how many persons is a person. I don't, I'm a pig. All right. Anyway. What is she talking about? How did my life change when I met you? Straight down hell. Right down the tubes. Right down the tracks. Right to the bottom. Right to the base. Where we at? You're going to see your face like that. Uh oh. I think we got somebody coming downstairs. I think we're going to have to answer the call in just a second. Who's here? Oh, it's Ollie. Hold on. Come here, Ollie. Where you at? You want to be on the, you want to be on the show? Oh, okay. So this is, uh, Oliver. You want to say hi? Hi. Hi. You want to listen to the thing? Yeah. Okay. Ollie, uh, we're doing a phone call. How, what, here was her question. How did your life change when you met Aloysius? J-Pig.
Unknown: I don't know.
Natty Bumpercar: You don't know? Did your life get better or did it get worse?
Unknown: Um, worse, I think. You think it got worse when you met Pig? Holy cannoli.
Natty Bumpercar: I just said, I think. Oh, but it still hurt my feelings a tiny bit, right? Okay.
Unknown: I'm going to, I'm going to cry. Don't even cry. Why are you even doing this? You're annoying. You're annoying me. I'm annoying you?
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. All right, hold on. Hold on a second. Papa Kai, come here. You take this kid. Hey, buddy. What are you doing? Were you talking to Pig?
Unknown: I think.
Natty Bumpercar: You think you were talking to Pig? Yeah. You're not, you're not sure, though?
Unknown: I think I was talking to Piggy.
Natty Bumpercar: Now, where do you going to be at? Where are you at next week? Somewhere far away.
Unknown: I'm going to talk.
Natty Bumpercar: Huh?
Unknown: Like, wait, wait, wait, what is it again, Dad?
Natty Bumpercar: You want me to whisper it to you? You want me to tell you a secret? Yeah. Okay.
Unknown: What is it you're going to tell me? It's Cape Cod.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. What are we going to do there?
Unknown: Um, I don't know.
Natty Bumpercar: What do we do at Cape Cod? What's there?
Unknown: Um, we go to the beach.
Natty Bumpercar: We go to the beach?
Unknown: Mm-hmm.
Natty Bumpercar: That sounds fun. Who's going to be there? Fun people?
Unknown: Yeah, all our cousins.
Natty Bumpercar: A lot of our cousins. That's right. There's so many of them, right?
Unknown: Except for Keegan and Cameron.
Natty Bumpercar: Oh, no. We don't have our Keegan and Cameron. I'm so sad. We also, we don't have a lot of our cousins. I mean, there's a lot of them that aren't there, but there's a lot of them that are. What? Are you going to have fun?
Unknown: Yeah. I think so.
Natty Bumpercar: Uh, no. Are you afraid of the drive?
Unknown: Nope.
Natty Bumpercar: Do you remember how long the drive took?
Unknown: Uh, I don't know. Okay. I think I should put them.
Natty Bumpercar: You want to put them back on?
Unknown: Uh-huh. Okay. There you go.
Natty Bumpercar: Uh, the drive took five and a half hours.
Unknown: Five and a half? That's, I want to do five and a half.
Natty Bumpercar: Five, so there's 60 minutes in an hour. So, if you take five hours and you multiply it by six, then that means you have, so it's 300 minutes. Ah. So, it's, then another half hour. So, it's 330 minutes. 330 minutes. Does that sound right? Does it feel right? It is right.
Unknown: Until I do it again.
Natty Bumpercar: Uh, no. We don't want you to touch that. Remember how you? We're messing around with this and you broke that.
Unknown: Oh.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to do this again. No.
Unknown: Stop laughing.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah.
Unknown: Can you just stop laughing?
Natty Bumpercar: You want me to stop laughing forever?
Unknown: Yes.
Natty Bumpercar: But won't I be like a sad daddy at that point?
Unknown: I think no.
Natty Bumpercar: You think no? You think not no? Did you eat your breakfast? I think we should go to school soon, don't you think?
Unknown: Oh, my goodness. Yes.
Natty Bumpercar: Not school. For you, it's camp. Or it's pre-K. What is it?
Unknown: Pre-K.
Natty Bumpercar: Pre-K all day. All day. Come on, everybody. Pre-K. Can you stop saying that? I'm singing a song. You won't let me laugh. You won't let me sing. You won't let me have any fun at all. What are you? A listener of the Bumper Podcast? Waka waka. Just kidding.
Unknown: I think this is good.
Natty Bumpercar: Do you want to go upstairs? Are you done?
Unknown: No. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Are you going to show me something?
Natty Bumpercar: Are you going to show me something? No. All right. Well, I think what we should do while Ollie goes and shows me something is say goodbye to everybody. Can you say goodbye, Bumper Podcast?
Unknown: Bye, Bumper Podcast.
Natty Bumpercar: Can you say thanks, Donna, for being on the show? What? Say thanks, Donna.
Unknown: Thanks, Donna.
Natty Bumpercar: For being on the show.
Unknown: For being on the show.
Natty Bumpercar: All right, everybody. Thank you so much. Hugs and hearts. Hugs and hearts. Go help somebody today.
Unknown: Go help somebody today.
