Pirate takes over the Bumperpodcast and is about to have a jolly old time – at least until Robot shows up to give a lecture on the importance of reading.
Hopefully someone else will come in to moderate this fierce debte … on today’s Bumperpodcast!
Don’t forget to email us at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com with your rigamarole!
Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | iHeartRadio | RSS | subscribe
Pig rocks the mic with an all new and all awesome song on today’s special Friday edition of the Bumperpodcast … And then – maybe his dulcet tones bring in a partner looking to sing a bit of a duet. All on todays episode of the Bumperpodcast!
Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.
Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | iHeartRadio | RSS | subscribe
Every pig is working for the weekend – and on this episode of the Bumperpodcast – your host Pig and his producer Yetkin the moose are guaranteed to get you to the weekend in style.
Okay – we aren’t legally allowed to guarantee anything … but – we really hope that they will at least make it through the whole show … We really do.
Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.
Hooray!
Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | iHeartRadio | RSS | subscribe
HOLY COW! Today is the last day of intern Bamboo’s internship … and everyone at Headquarters probably has a huge surprise in store … Maybe it’s a party?!
You will probably have to listen to the Bumperpodcast to find out!
Whoop-Whoop!
Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | iHeartRadio | RSS | subscribe
In this chaotic episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar, Robot, and Aloysious J. Pig attempt to throw a goodbye party for intern Bamboo on her last day. The plan falls apart when Bamboo leaves before the party even starts, leaving the three characters standing around with party fixings and no guest of honor. Pig reveals he's not a fan of Robot and tries to spell his way out of an awkward situation. When Bamboo briefly returns, it's only to retrieve her forgotten purse, crushing their party hopes and prompting Robot to desperately beg to leave with her rather than stay with his bumbling co-hosts.
“is there any way if we have this party it could just be you and i hanging out because i'm not a fan of r o b r o i can't spell it but i think you know who i'm pointing at”
— Aloysious J. Pig
“hey bamboo you came back for your party this is so exciting because everybody got together we got stuff and fixings and everything”
— Natty Bumpercar
“no no no no no no no no no no no take me with you don't leave me here with them”
— Robot
Topics: #goodbyeparty #workplacecomedy #failedplans #awkwardmoments #friendshipdynamics #interns
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Robot
Natty Bumpercar: okay see you later wait wait wait oh no wait everybody today oh bumper podcast today was today was intern bamboo's last day and she was we had a we were gonna oh wait a second robot come here hi robot are you ready for the big party no there's not gonna be a big party because bamboo already left she didn't hear at the beginning of the well i guess you couldn't have because it just happened but at the beginning of the bumper podcast she came up to the microphone and she said something like blah and then she shut the door and walked away oh dear oh dear indeed everybody it's oh no indeed stop cutting me off the robot i am a pig who is here to have a party i brought all of the the fixings did you bring the fixings yeah wait a minute oh i'm looking around the room here i see bumper car me i see robot boo that no by the way um where's bamboo uh that's the whole thing pig before we were gonna have a big party robot was gonna set up you were gonna bring the fixings and then what happened was uh i bamboo was here and beginning the show she she said goodbye and then she uh she uh she left so there's not there's i mean we can still have a party do you guys want to have a party i don't just the three of us like seriously bumper car this is between you and me okay no robots here in the room with us but is there any way if we have this party it could just be you and i hanging out because i'm not a fan of r o b r o i can't spell it but i think you know who i'm pointing at and looking at currently right now all right r o you want to help me out r o i can't r o b spell i'm a pig just i don't want him
Robot: all right all right oh the door just opened
Natty Bumpercar: hey bamboo you came back for your party this is so exciting because everybody got together we got stuff and fixings and everything and we're so glad that you actually i just forgot my purse all right
Robot: no no no no no no no no no no no take me with you don't leave me here with them
Since the website is more than moderately broken, we decided to treat you with a special early in the week edition of the Bumperpodcast!
We even have a new weekend reporter – and – maybe Robot shows up as well … on today’s Bumperpodcast!
Subscribe: Apple Podcasts | Spotify | iHeartRadio | RSS | subscribe
In this episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar launches a new Monday morning format, but things immediately go off the rails. The website is broken and Snowflake is malfunctioning, but that doesn't stop Natty from introducing his new weekend reporter, Aloysious J. Pig. When both Pig and Robot start talking over each other in the cramped studio, chaos ensues. Pig waves around a contract while Natty desperately tries to maintain control by turning off microphones. The episode captures the hilariously chaotic energy of too many personalities in one small space, with tensions rising over who's really on whose team and who deserves to be heard.
“everybody stop talking i'm talking right now it's me”
— Aloysious J. Pig
“this is supposed to be our first monday show it's no there's no reason for people to what for people”
— Natty Bumpercar
“who's who's on your team oh we're on teams now is it pig or is it me”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #mondays #workplacechaos #contracts #friendship #studiocomedy #technicaldifficulties
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig
Natty Bumpercar: so it's monday obviously to me it might not be obvious to you because i don't know when you're listening to this we've been over this before i have no control over that but the website's totally broken and you might not even realize it but it is like look snowflake's all screwed up we can't even really make a new snowflake so what we decided to do was we were going to give you this fun monday morning bumper podcast and it's like it's a whole new fun thing it's got different music it's monday for me let's not dwell on that maybe and what i did was i decided i'd bring in my new weekend reporter so do i do i just start talking yeah that's right hey it's me you may not know but he's big around headquarters ladies and gentlemen let's meet it's pig you it's hard everybody stop talking i'm talking right now it's me yeah well i'm talking too it's me pig okay fine it's pig yeah there i am so hey bumps hey would you stop talking you don't invite somebody into your studio i understand it to be your studio headquarters is yours well i was talking a robot yeah oh good maybe what we need around here is a little bit more oh i don't know sharing hey robot what do you know what's a shaking what are you doing huh this is just perfect exactly bumper car perfect no i'm just saying it's perfect indeed all right both of you i just turned your microphones off this is supposed to be our first monday show it's no there's no reason for people to what for people
Aloysious J. Pig: wait i turned
Natty Bumpercar: i thought i had turned your microphone off well maybe you didn't turn mine off yeah i'm back now it's you yeah it's me pig you have the floor mr pig well okay perfect because what i've got here bumper car is a whole stack it's a con contract remember when you had me signed this contract as your weekend reporter first off first off first off there's absolutely no reason to throw things like it's a very tight space yeah i understand and very expensive equipment as well come on oh come on so i'm looking at you robot you're very expensive i don't want you to get broken what's that we'll pig through something so i'm just saying who's who's on your team oh we're on teams now is it pig or is it me i don't that's right i'm your best friend