Tag: party planning

Natty Bumpercar: all right let's see here move that and okay and oh did somebody turn this on no it's recording right now the fight okay hey uh everyone i guess i'm sorry hey this is natty bumper car and uh i was actually moving some stuff around here in the basement because we're getting ready for our big halloween party and i didn't notice but i looked over the computer and the bumper podcast is recording um let me just move some more of this stuff around here and okay uh sorry uh we haven't recorded in a long time and so we i you know the the studio has spider webs and cobwebs and uh and what is the difference between a spider web and a cobweb who cares uh and there's dust bunnies nerfing around i had to feed them some uh some dust carrots because that's what they eat uh but i hey i guess while you're here you know let's let's catch up let's see what's going on with you i'll tell you what's going on with me uh a lot has been going on where have we been i know you're asking that well yeah hey bro

Aloysious J. Pig: it's uh me aloysius jpeg hey pig what's going on yeah hi uh so anyway i was carrying around these marshmallow uh jack-o'-lanterns uh-huh and for the party yep and i was

Natty Bumpercar: wondering i have a question huh what are you going to be for the party that's an excellent

Aloysious J. Pig: question well my friend let me tell you let me tell you please do you have to do that big

Rufus T. Rufus: well now excuse me everyone that's right it's me your lawyer mr rufus i'm happy to be here today for a hollows eve party all the candy has been checked for perfection because you know nothing that ain't perfect ain't eating going through my uh lips now however i do have a question for you okay uh-huh now if you're moving all this stuff around yeah i am am i to understand that you have filled out all the proper paperwork for moving such because you are the talent mr and i not want you slipping a disc throwing something out or hither or hother or wither or weather if you understand what i am

Natty Bumpercar: talking about honestly i very rarely understand much of what you're saying or what you're talking about but no i haven't filled out any paperwork i'm just cleaning up a little bit i'm moving some stuff around um and you know i was and then i looked over and the microphone was on and so i was like oh my goodness we must be recording a podcast right now and so i just kind of started talking about it and i was like oh my goodness we must be recording a podcast right now and so i again because you are the talent sir exactly talent but then pig came over and he was going to tell us what his costume was going to be so i'm well i'll talk to you in a second rufus but

Aloysious J. Pig: let me talk back to pig for just a second one second yeah uh so anyway before i was so rudely in a row oh my god why does it happen every time i try to talk hi i'm sorry everybody it's

Doodle Poodle: me me I hope i'm not opening myself up to any kind of criminal court a case or what have you in public

Rufus T. Rufus: determination but Mr. Bumpercar there is something wrong with that dog right there

Natty Bumpercar: all right okay listen rufus there's nothing wrong with doodle poodle he just that's just who he is that's how he's always been he's a he's a poodle and he likes to draw and it's kind of he's a little bit one-dimensional but you understand that's what he is that's what he does that's what he loves doodle poodle poodle who likes to make doodles uh anyway pig i'm so sorry you're being interrupted

Aloysious J. Pig: um so let's talk about uh your costume i suppose well uh i apologize a bit but i'm gonna i'm gonna go off on a bit of a uh swerve here doodle poodle reminded me of um so your your your boy uh irving brown socks oh he's gonna be coming i suppose as a ghost pig that's

Natty Bumpercar: it's horrible that's mean uh so hey everybody listen to the bumper podcast i'm not trying to bring this party down at all um but i should let you know that we did have a bit of a change here at headquarters not a change an event i suppose it's called um our sweet little pupperdew irving brown socks uh is no longer with us he was a very sick sweet old dog he was 15 years old and he was he was a very sick sweet old dog he was 15 years old and he was a very sick sweet old dog and he was he was a border collie black lab you know him you saw him um and he got very sick and so he passed away and hopefully in an uh an upcoming episode we're going to do a tribute to him which will be very nice and i'm sure based on the way that everything seems to go here uh very respectful right um you know and just something just to uh to remember him by it's been a tough month i'm not the only reason we haven't recorded but it's certainly a large reason why we haven't recorded um and while i have missed you tremendously and i have missed the bumper podcast tremendously um it's been an interesting month for me and for everyone here at headquarters trying to put ourselves back together a little bit um so yeah sure pig if that's how you want to play it irving will be here at our halloween party which i'm actually kind of cool with because that just means he's still here which makes me happy so thanks thanks for thanks well thanks nice transition yeah i'm a professional in the

Aloysious J. Pig: business i mean uh rufus is saying you're the talent but uh listen bro cool it's your talents and everything i'm the professional if you understand what i'm saying so i'm the one who's getting the jobs and whatever the what have you the whatnot the one with a career or whatever you are talented that you grew up you were born with this innate talent uh but here's the thing in the industry i know a lot about the industry uh just because you have talent doesn't mean you're gonna make it because maybe you ain't so professional maybe with your silly name natty bumper car maybe people are gonna look at you and be like uh whatever bro you ain't coming into my place your name is too silly i'll get going move on but me aloysius j pig people hear that name and they're like that's a professional right

Rufus T. Rufus: there that's a pig who knows what he's doing who knows the industry who's gonna get things done natty uh to the pig's point i do have some forms some requisitions for potential new names for you if you would ever uh like to update your imdb perhaps your wikipedia and uh change your name so that people don't uh poo you as much as they uh do if you understand what i'm saying however i have been sticking around in this podcast currently i'm late for a probate court uh appearance but i was wondering if we are ever going to find out what the pig is wearing and while i'm talking about the pig it reminds me that i should send my condolences i did send you an edible arrangement uh in lieu of uh flowers for mr irving he was a wonderful dog i know that he was your uh he was uh uh what was it called again he was my marketing manager so he

Natty Bumpercar: did all the social media he wrote all the press releases he uh he didn't build the websites but he would write a lot of the content for it um so we were kind of trying to figure out who's going to do all that stuff another reason why we haven't had a podcast is i didn't have the infrastructure to do all that stuff so um maybe it's something

Doodle Poodle: that i would be able to handle moving forward you know one dog moves out one dog moves in

Aloysious J. Pig: yeah maybe just yeah he's got a good point there bumps yeah let the silly dog do it okay yeah yeah i'm kidding yeah okay i'm joking anyway spotlight back on me back where it should always be look at me and you will see what am i going to be tonight for halloween would you like to take a guess no just look at how i'm dressed okay and you will be impressed oh this is

Rufus T. Rufus: dangerously close to musical improv i was just gonna step in yeah uh we have an explicit there's a sign over there that says no musical improv on the bumper podcast or in any affiliations involved revolving or being around natty bumper car i am so sorry you know how the industry feels about improvisation don't you of course they're not appreciative of it um what's going to be next are you going to fall into a an improv duo i almost oh excuse me i have a little bit of a little bit of hot burn oh i do not feel good at all what was in that punch bowl over there it was on rancid i believe my stomach is telling me some things oh my word okay listen we're not okay pig

Natty Bumpercar: i i i don't mind you making up cute little songs um and i'm not gonna call it musical improv because i know how you feel about that um but listen hey it's been great coming back i've missed you guys so much i'm so excited that we're having a big halloween party um and we'll just go around the horn and we'll all sit down and we'll all sit down and we'll all sit down and we'll all sit down what halloween costume we're going to be and i will rapid fire start off with uh doodle foodle i'm gonna be a can of soup that's terrifying um rufus d i'm gonna be a man in a suit with a brief case and some intentions that's just not no no it's not okay now uh me i'm gonna be a um dumb dumb lollipop all right settle down

Aloysious J. Pig: and uh aloesha's jay pig i'm gonna be an angel pig i like i got these angel wings and a little halo that i like to put on and it's multi-purpose because i get it now and then i get to break it out again in a couple seasons so and it's really my best look people get to see my little twistly little tail and everything and they're like oh check out that little angel pig over there any of the cutest and then i got uh angel dust that i draw around like glitter and whatnot so it's really pretty uh pretty tight

Natty Bumpercar: okay well awesome well thank you guys so much for coming to the bumper podcast uh maybe next year you're gonna come to our halloween party we we will put some invitations together we hope to be back again next week we hope to get back on schedule we hope to do a lot of things we have a lot of hope right now and uh we hope you have an awesome halloween and that you're tremendous and that you're fabulous and that you're our favorite and that you're the best bumper bumper podcast kateers and uh hugs and hearts bro hugs and hugs you