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Bumperpodcast #220 – Mystery solved – and meatballin’!

The mystery is solved – and we find that some mysteries are best left alone. Fireplug is in the house – along with Pig, Robot, and Doodle Poodle. To infinity!

Do you ever go meatballing?! Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Comedian, Natty Bumpercar does some junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.

About This Episode

In episode 220 of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar discovers a mysteriously lost episode tape while moving boxes. For once, the show actually resolves a storyline quickly instead of letting it drag on for months. When the crew gathers to listen to the recovered tape, they're horrified by what they hear – a terrible soundscape experiment that gives Aloysious J. Pig a furball despite being a pig. Robot denies responsibility, claiming his content is too cool for such a disaster. After much chaos and finger-pointing among the characters, Doodle Poodle finally confesses to creating the awful lost episode.

Memorable Quotes

“That was the worst thing I ever heard in my life. Do we record that? Is that an actual episode?”

— Aloysious J. Pig

“All my stuff is pretty good. Like, it's pretty on point. Like, the kids all like to listen to it when robot speaks because robot is so cool.”

— Robot

“Usually things drag on for months at a time and then are just dropped and forgotten.”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #mystery #lostmedia #experimentalaudio #teamwork #confession #podcastproduction

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Doodle Poodle, Robot, Aloysious J. Pig

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: hey everybody it's me not a bumper car hey how's it going what's going on fireplug i was moving some boxes around and i found this thing here and i wanted to give it to you it looked like it was something important that's the tape of the mysteriously lost episode yeah that's the greatest thing ever you found it right that's so i have no idea what you're talking about well we had lost an episode last week we were talking about it and from what you just handed me something amazing has just happened we might have actually wrapped up a uh a storyline that we just started last week which is not something that we do here at the bumper podcast usually things drag on for months at a time and then are just dropped and forgotten yeah like to the point where you're just like i don't even care if they bring up a new storyline because they're just gonna forget about it because the show they get distracted easily okay i understand you don't care you don't you don't care okay it's not my job my job is to pick things up okay all right what just happened there i'm not very good at my job come on i pick things up all right and i put things down good like that all right okay so okay you got i got i know what you're doing i put them down down good job okay well that's great okay you're gonna go you should have a good day you have a good day too thank you so much for finding me okay see you later uh okay okay you're still here okay okay okay okay

Doodle Poodle: okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay

Natty Bumpercar: okay I should have hit him up. We could have gone meatballing. Meatballing. You know, down at the spot where we get the meatballs. Anyway, that's besides the point. What I'm excited about is you found the mystery episode, and we're all here. So maybe you think we can listen to it all? Yes, I think that's the best idea ever. Okay, I'm going to get it. That was a weird sign-off you did. That would all be all right with me. Yeah, I just had to get it all loaded up and set into the machine here, and then we can listen to it, and we can see what the mystery episode was that we lost, and we can figure out exactly what we were missing out on. So, all right, I'm just going to hold on a second while I just got to put it in there. Okay, and I got to put this over here, load up this thing. All right, all right, and play.

Doodle Poodle: Oh, oh, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off.

Natty Bumpercar: My pig ears can't take whatever the heck that was. Oh, that was the worst thing I ever heard in my life. Do we record that? Is that an actual episode? Oh, that's what we were doing that day? I don't remember doing, like, soundscape experiments or nothing like that. Oh, oh, that actually gave me a furball. And I'm a pig. Pigs ain't. I've got furballs. Who authorized that? Oh. I have no idea. Better lost than never listened to, I would say. What are we going to put that on? That made me sneeze. What was that? Robot, is that something you were doing? Because, oh, that hurt my nose. You gave pig a furball? I don't understand what. Is that why it was never posted? Because it was just that horrible?

Robot: It wasn't me doing anything. It wasn't me. I had nothing to do with it. I, you know, all my stuff is pretty good. Like, it's pretty on point. Like, the kids all like to listen to it when robot speaks because robot is so cool. So cool. So cool. What's he doing? I make dogs drool. Jimmy, that's not even true. Little bigot.

Doodle Poodle: I make dogs drool. You deserve it. You deserve it. You deserve it. You deserve it. You deserve it. You deserve it. You deserve it. It's just not true. You should have made a bigger dog. You just, I should have made a bigger robot. And you, you made a bad episode. Later, man. It was probably you who made it. You broke it. The whole Bumper Podcast and everybody knows it.

Natty Bumpercar: Doodle Poodle, you did it. Didn't you?

Doodle Poodle: Yeah.

Aloysious J. Pig: Poodle Poodle, you, did it. Didn't you? Yeah. Poodle. Poodle. You did it. Didn't you? Yeah. Poodle. Poodle. You did it. Didn't you? Yeah. Poodle. He did it. Poodle.

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April 30, 2015
Bumperpodcast #219 – Mystery of the lost episode.

We lost an episode of the Bumperpodcast – and everyone is in a real tizzy! What do we do? We rip everything apart – and – and – and – you’ll have to listen to find out!

You are swell? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Comedian, Natty Bumpercar talks about some junk with Robot and Pig, and some other junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.

About This Episode

In this chaotic episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar and his puppet friends face a crisis when episode 214 mysteriously goes missing. As Natty frantically searches through boxes and bags at headquarters, Doodle Poodle and Aloysious J. Pig try to help solve the problem. Pig suggests re-recording the lost episode, but Natty worries about disrupting the show's continuity. Amidst the chaos, Natty shares exciting news about reaching the finals of a comedy competition in New York City. The episode captures the improvisational humor and behind-the-scenes mayhem that makes Bumperpodcast unique.

Memorable Quotes

“I'm like a specialist, I'm like a sniper, I get in there, binga-baga-boonga, and then I lose.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“Maybe make it like an extra special episode. This week on the bumper podcast, robot gets a life!”

— Aloysious J. Pig

“You didn't help the situation, you brought me an old stale donut.”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #missingepisode #comedycompetition #behindthescenes #continuity #newyorkcity #improvisation #chaos

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: I don't know, but if you look over there, I think you're on the shelf, behind the box, move that, move that, okay, the brown one, okay, just keep looking over there, what, no, you, you guys, okay, just, there's some, just get rid of all that garbage, and move, it might be in the bag, so I want you to go through all those bags over there, okay, I'm just, I'm just gonna look over here to see if I can find, and I can't see it, I can't, I'm not finding anything, oh, jeez, sorry, hey, everybody, it's, it's me, Nanny Bumper Gar, sorry, I didn't realize that we were recording this, Doodle Poodle is over there looking through, hey, yes, hi, Doodle, he's looking through a bag of pigs somewhere, over there, looking through some boxes and stuff, I don't know where Robot is, but I was kind of hoping that he would help, guys, we lost an episode, I don't know where the episode went, I don't know what happened, I, I'm at a loss, and, um, ah, it's not supposed to happen, it's all supposed to be sequential, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, et cetera, but episode, I think it's two, one, four, it's nowhere to be found, it's, and we're really, I mean, I am, ripping headquarters apart, I'm moving stuff, it should be here, and it's not, so I don't know what to do, because now, the entire continuity of the storyline that we've been meticulously putting together is, is at risk, because I don't know what we're missing, and what was supposed to be here, and what's not here, and so, I, you know, like, I don't want to rehash things that I've already, that were in episode 213, that'd be, who wants to hear things twice, this is five minutes of your week, that I'm honored for you to, to, to give to me, and, and now, I'm asking you to, what, listen to something twice, you don't have time for that, as the internet says, you do not have time for that, what, really, bring it over, bring it over, oh, it could be in here, no, no, it's not, it's not in here, come on, thank you, though,

Aloysious J. Pig: that's no problem, listen, I, I think I got an idea that we maybe should do, is we just, I don't know, re-record it, I can't re-record it, come on, don't shoot the pig messenger, I'm not, I was just thinking, terrible idea, we've been spending all this time, looking around everything, every place, yeah, maybe it'd be a better idea, if we just, I, no, listen to episode 213, episode 215, see where we are, okay, and just re-record it, that's a terrible idea, because it's not gonna make sense, I don't know, or maybe make it like an extra special episode, uh-huh, you know, it's like, this week, on the bumper podcast, robot gets a life, come on, that's not nice, he's not even here, I know, but he's not even here,

Natty Bumpercar: I know, but he's a robot, he needs battery, oh, dude, what you got, no, I'm sorry, what, dude, come on, that's, it's a, it's a donut you brought me, would you stop crying, you didn't do nothing at all, you didn't help the situation, you brought me an old stale donut, I'll take that, yeah, of course,

Aloysious J. Pig: thank you, I mean, I've been working up a lot, I'm hungry,

Natty Bumpercar: I know, I know, I really, and I appreciate, yeah, it's a terrible day, but I appreciate everything you're doing to help me, guys, um, I don't, I, I'm starting to hedge towards what you're saying, and I don't, I don't feel like we're gonna find it, no, and it stinks, because the episode is almost over, and I had so many things I wanted to tell you about, guys, I was in the finals of a comedy competition, uh, at a festival in New York, City, and which is a kind of a nice big deal for me, right, this is my, I think, third or fourth competition, and if you want a man to make it to the finals or the semi-finals of a competition, and then lose, that's you, that's you, I'm your man right here, it's what I do, I'm like a specialist, I'm like a sniper, I get in there, binga-baga-boonga, and then I lose, it's, uh, it's good, no, it's good to know just how good you are, good, you're good enough to make it, here, you're not good enough to go there, no, that gives me something to aim for, you know what else I got something to aim for, what do you got to do, I got to aim to find episode 214.

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April 24, 2015
Bumperpodcast #218 – A Pig and a baby.

Today is Pig’s turn to shine. It’s a one-on-one interview with the smallest of all of the Bumpercars – and – it goes really well … If you consider toddler on pig violence to be a good thing.

Would you let Pig interview you? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Comedian, Natty Bumpercar talks about some junk with Robot and Pig, and some other junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.

About This Episode

In this chaotic and hilarious episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar attempts to conduct an interview with a very energetic and uncooperative young guest who identifies as a pig. The episode quickly devolves into comedic chaos as Natty struggles to get coherent answers while being repeatedly hit, bitten, and interrupted. Topics somehow include milk from washing machines, dirty bears taking baths, doctor visits with lollipops, and a $17,000 miniaturized lollipop battery joke. Despite Natty's best efforts to maintain a conversation, the unpredictable guest turns the interview into what Natty calls "the weirdest pop-up podcast ever." This improvised episode showcases the show's signature spontaneous humor and willingness to embrace complete pandemonium.

Memorable Quotes

“You're the little monster man. Doin' what a monster can. Cause you're a little monster.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“Everybody, this has been the weirdest pop-up podcast ever. One-sided interview. Hooray.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“I'm a pig I'm a talking pig what can I say”

— Guest

Topics: #interviews #chaos #children #improvisation #bears #doctors #lollipops #milk

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: hey what's going on everybody I got my friend here and talk what's your name hi I'm pig and this is what's your name you're not talking you're just gonna beat me up stop hurting me why I don't touch that hey he tell everybody what your name is who are you no rah is that your name that's a weird name I'm a pig I'm a talking pig what can I say what are you don't eat me I'll eat you all right you're not gonna talk you frog okay this isn't going quite the way I thought it was you talking a lot yeah what's that thing over there yeah what is it tell me how you're feeling today what are you doing don't touch that where's your nose that's good for radio that's my nose huh you want to talk to the people why don't you say hi to everybody please hi everybody no hit don't hit you want to say anything to the people I gotta stop doing that too oh no that's that's abuse of the microphone the equipment manager's not gonna live you you're the worst any of you okay can you tell me what you do what'd you do yesterday it's not a wave would you join anything no no what's your favorite thing to drink you like to drink pop while you're playing maybe somebody has to challenge you What's in the baba? I know what's in my baba. Milk. What? No. Milk. Milk. You like milk? Where did milk come from? Milk. Milk. Oh, that's the washing machine.

Unknown: Does milk come from the washing machine?

Natty Bumpercar: Tickle, tickle. Are you tickling me? I'm very tickly. Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow. Oliver. Ow, no, don't bite. That was a bite. No, no, no. No. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. Stop biting me. Don't bite. Don't bite. Don't bite. Stop biting me. All right, I'm going to go away. You're going to be here by yourself, okay? Can you handle it? Are you going to talk to the people by yourself? Yes. Yes. Okay, tell them a story. Tell them a nice story about a bear. Big. Huh? Rough. Uh-huh. Rough. And then what happened? I don't know. Did the bear go to sleep? What do you say to the bear when he goes to sleep? Buff. Night-night bear.

Unknown: Buff.

Natty Bumpercar: Buff. Bath. Bath? Wait, the bear's going to take a bath? Yes. Is he dirty? Yes. Dirty bear. You is a one dirty bear. That's a nasty cough you got. Are you okay? Yes. Did you go to the doctor? Did you get some medicine yesterday? Yes. Did you go to the doctor? Yes. What did they give you at the doctor? A, a tissue. A tissue? No. No. Tee-wee. Tee-wee. Tee-wee. Tee-wee. Did you get a lolly, a lady pop? Yes. That's my nose. I pop. You got a lady pop?

Unknown: I pop.

Natty Bumpercar: I, I pop. An I pop? Is that the apple pop that's coming out? Oh, for me. It's got the most miniaturized lolly pop battery ever. Yeah. Ow, ow, ow. Why do you still hit me? And it costs, I'm making a joke here. $17,000. Okay, I was being topical. What are you doing? Don't do that. Don't ever do that. Oh, my gosh.

Unknown: Wah.

Natty Bumpercar: What do you, wah?

Unknown: Wah.

Natty Bumpercar: Hey, uh, what's, what's that on your knee? What's on your knee? What's on your knee?

Unknown: Wah.

Natty Bumpercar: What are you doing? Yo. We were just talking. We were just having a conversation. We cracked the mic and all of a sudden, you're this little monster man. Monster man. You're the little monster man. Doin' what a monster can. Cause you're a little monster. Oh, bite me. Ah, okay, I'm leaving. I'm done. Everybody, this has been the weirdest pop-up podcast ever. One-sided interview. Hooray.

Unknown: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

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April 15, 2015
Bumperpodcast #217 – The Poodle Podcast Kerfuffle!

Doodle Poodle and Voice Man are in studio to record an episode of the ‘Poodle Podcast’ … Too bad they didn’t schedule the time. There is a kerfuffle!

Do you kerfuffle? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Comedian, Natty Bumpercar talks about some junk with Robot and Pig, and some other junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.

About This Episode

In this chaotic episode of Bumperpodcast, Doodle Poodle attempts to record his own "Poodle Podcast" in the studio, only to be interrupted by an annoyed Natty Bumpercar who has the room reserved. The situation escalates into a kerfuffle when Doodle Poodle starts making strange noises and voices, prompting Aloysious J. Pig to investigate the commotion. Producer and the gang try to figure out what's wrong with Doodle Poodle's bizarre behavior, leading to a hilarious misunderstanding about studio scheduling and podcast etiquette. Despite the confusion and fur flying, the episode ends with everyone appreciating Doodle Poodle's dedication to his doodles, even if his podcast takeover didn't go as planned.

Memorable Quotes

“This is the Bumper Podcast, not the Poodle Podcast, and I don't even know how you guys got into the room, it's supposed to be locked!”

— Natty Bumpercar

“This is not the kerfuffle that I thought that I was getting into. This kerfuffle is not pleasant. It's an unpleasant kerfuffle.”

— Aloysious J. Pig

“Everything you do comes down to doodles, and that's why you're doodle poodle, and that's why everybody loves you.”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #podcasting #misunderstandings #doodles #studioconflicts #friendship #comedy #improvisation

Featuring: Producer, Doodle Poodle, Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig

Full Transcript

Producer: Hello boys and girls, let's see what Doodle Poodle is doing right now!

Doodle Poodle: Hey everybody, it's me, Doodle Poodle, and this is the Poodle Podcast, and this is where we're going to have the best time ever in the whole wide world, and we're going to do some drawings, and we're going to make some fun doodles today! Hey! What's- Hi, Bubsy!

Natty Bumpercar: What are you doing?

Doodle Poodle: How are you doing?

Natty Bumpercar: I'm doing-

Doodle Poodle: Hello?

Natty Bumpercar: I'm doing great, but you're not supposed to be in here. What are you doing? What is a poodle- What do you even call it? You're doing a poodle? A poodle podcast? Hi, voice man. Hello, Bumpsy! Don't call me Bumpsy, it's Bumper Car, or Natty Bumper Car, or whatever, but this is the Bumper Podcast, not the Poodle Podcast, and I don't even know how you guys got into the room, it's supposed to be locked, and why you're recording, and what is happening right now? We have a schedule on the wall that you can reserve time, and now is the time for the Bumper Podcast, so I'm kind of upset and confused.

Doodle Poodle: I just don't understand what the- The problem is, it's not such a big kerfuffle.

Natty Bumpercar: It's a big kerfuffle.

Doodle Poodle: I mean, we came here to record the Poodle Podcast.

Natty Bumpercar: Poodle Podcast. All right.

Doodle Poodle: And no one was here, and so we set our stuff up, and we started to record everything, and it was going to be super fun, and everything was going to be super fun, and stuff like that. What are you doing? I like that. Like that. Uh-huh.

Natty Bumpercar: Like that. Okay. Well, I mean, that's a good explanation, I suppose, and really, I'm kind of off-put by the noise you were just making. I was really angry, but now I'm kind of- You pulled me back in, because that was a really ridiculous noise, and I don't know what you were doing, to be quite frank. Who's Frank? To be quite honest. Ah!

Aloysious J. Pig: Hey, everybody. It's me, Pig. I heard you guys were having a kerfuffle in here. Yeah. And we ain't had a good kerfuffle in here in a long time, so I figured I'd come in and see how everybody was doing. Oh, perfect. It was pretty good. I like what you got going on. There's a lot of fur flying. Uh-huh. There's some weird drawings over there. There's a doodle.

Doodle Poodle: Oh, God. I mean, there's a doodle, yeah. Doodles, of course.

Aloysious J. Pig: He says to me, well, what are we up to? What are we doing? What's the rumpus?

Doodle Poodle: Anyway, huh? It's Pig. Hi. This is- Oh, no.

Natty Bumpercar: He's doing it again.

Doodle Poodle: Doodle.

Aloysious J. Pig: Doodle. What in the- What in the hook, Nanny? Is he okay? I don't know. Somebody get him a- Is it like- Get him a cold cloth. Get him- Somebody get him a compress. Somebody get him an ice pack. Somebody get him, I don't know, like a marshmallow peep. A peep? Whatever you give to a dog when he's talking like that. He's crazy. I don't understand nothing what he's saying at all.

Natty Bumpercar: I don't know what he's saying either. It's a new weird voice thing that he's doing today, and I mean, it's kind of cute.

Aloysious J. Pig: Yeah, I guess it's kind of cute.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Yeah. It is kind of cute, but Voiceman, have you- Have you ever heard him talk like that? No, I have not. It's weird. It's very strange. I just don't understand what's happening.

Producer: I don't either. Normally, he comes in, and he makes a few doodles, and everyone is happy, and it's mail time, and everything like that happens, and it makes sense. Today makes no sense at all.

Aloysious J. Pig: Jesus, this guy got to yell everything you say.

Natty Bumpercar: Yes, he yells. We're kidding.

Aloysious J. Pig: Let's have a normal conversation. We got the dog over there hyperventilating. He's very upset. We got this voice set up, dude, like yelling and everything. This is not the kerfuffle that I thought that I was getting into. All right, pig. This kerfuffle is- What?

Natty Bumpercar: What is it?

Aloysious J. Pig: Not pleasant. It's an unpleasant kerfuffle. Oh, no.

Natty Bumpercar: Normally, I mean, not to put too fine a point on it, but I think that kerfuffles, by nature, not by law, but by nature, tend to be a little uncomfortable. That's not a problem. Yeah.

Doodle Poodle: Yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: So-

Doodle Poodle: I just want to go home, and I was kind of sad, because I just wanted to make a show, and I wanted everybody to like it, and everybody got a kerfuffle, and no one's very happy, and I'm just so tired, and I think I'm just sleeping, and I just want to go-

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, poodle, come on.

Doodle Poodle: Back to my doghouse. Go home. I don't know.

Natty Bumpercar: You seem so upset.

Doodle Poodle: Maybe I'll make some-

Natty Bumpercar: Toodles!

Doodle Poodle: Oh, Jesus Christ. What a destroyer.

Natty Bumpercar: Everything you do comes down to doodles, and that's why you're doodle poodle, and that's why everybody loves you. Hey!

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April 9, 2015
Bumperpodcast #216 – Easter surprise

It’s an Easter surprise! Bumpercar has a fun little guest in the studio who says even more ridiculous things than he does … I guess the egg doesn’t fall far from the me!

Comedian, Natty Bumpercar talks about some junk with Robot and Pig, and some other junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.

Do you hip or do you hop? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

About This Episode

In this adorable episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar interviews a special young guest who had to miss their school spring concert due to being sick. The conversation meanders through favorite dinosaurs (T-Rex and Microceratops), throwing up multiple times, and upcoming Easter plans. The young guest explains that the Easter Bunny's real name is Peter Conantale and lives on the bunny trail. They also reveal their creative solution to missing the concert: dressing up Socks the Dog as a substitute performer. This charming episode showcases the innocent humor and unpredictable nature of interviewing children, complete with song lyrics, height estimations, and the devastating news about possibly never eating chocolate again.

Memorable Quotes

“Peter Conantale… In the bunny trail.”

— Guest

“Did we dress Socks the Dog up as you and send him into the concert?”

— Natty Bumpercar

“You don't get to eat any candy this weekend. Maybe ever. Does that make you sad?”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #dinosaurs #easter #springconcert #beingsick #easterbunny #childhood #family

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: hey everybody it's me natty bumper car and i have a guest in studio today whoa that's a very exciting guest that's the most exciting you've ever been to be here who are you a baby i'm just gonna say a baby all right he's gonna yell but we remember we asked don't yell because it makes people sad every baby hair oh you're doing quotes you're doing lines from movies huh you know that's that's all okay well that's just an ad for the movie we're not stealing the uh the stuff there um so what what do you want to talk about today um dinosaurs oh of course we're gonna talk about dinosaurs what's your favorite dinosaur t-rex t-rex is an excellent dinosaur my favorite dinosaur is a microceratops he's tiny it's too quiet uh what are you excited about uh did you have a rough night last night yes what happened to you what what happened to you last night i threw it up how many times did you threw up seven you did not throw up seven times did you i remember three vividly five that makes sense but is that that's sad though because today

Unknown: you're not going to school what are you gonna do today i'm not going to the concert because i'm sick

Natty Bumpercar: oh is that it's it's right you were supposed to have your big uh spring concert today and it's the last concert and it's the last concert and you missed it are you sad

Unknown: no

Natty Bumpercar: nervous about being in the concert were you scared why you didn't want to sing to the people but you got such a beautiful little voice you're like

Unknown: what's what songs are you supposed to sing like i forgot you forgot you don't even know what songs

Natty Bumpercar: you were supposed to sing i guess it's good you're not there that would have been awkward awkward awkward

Unknown: awkward

Natty Bumpercar: um so what is this weekend i'll give you a hint how about that here no that was yesterday did you do any april fool's tricks did you do like an april it's easter that's right are you gonna look for some eggs and is it gonna you think we're gonna have an easter egg hunt yes and is the easter bunny gonna come yes And what are you going to do?

Unknown: Eat chocolate.

Natty Bumpercar: No, no, no chocolate. You have an upset stomach, so you don't get to eat any candy this weekend. Maybe ever. Does that make you sad?

Unknown: Yes.

Natty Bumpercar: What is the Easter Bunny's real name?

Unknown: Peter Conantale.

Natty Bumpercar: And where does he live?

Unknown: In the bunny trail.

Natty Bumpercar: Hippity-hoppity?

Unknown: Ho. Not hippity-hoppity-ho. Hippity-hoppity, Easter's on its way. Doing lots of funny stuff for all of the people and stuff, stuff and stuff, and Easter's on its way.

Natty Bumpercar: So, all right.

Unknown: How tall is Daddy?

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, well, this is evidently our quiz portion of the program. Where we ask questions such as, how tall is Daddy? How tall am I?

Unknown: Fifteen.

Natty Bumpercar: I am approximately fifteen. That's very good. How did you come up with that?

Unknown: Because I noticed.

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, because you noticed. I love it when you notice things. That makes me so happy. Are you here by yourself today?

Unknown: No.

Natty Bumpercar: Who's with you?

Unknown: Daddy and Mommy.

Natty Bumpercar: And anybody else?

Unknown: No.

Natty Bumpercar: So, Socks the Dog, he just, he left?

Unknown: No.

Natty Bumpercar: He went, did he go to school instead of you? Did we dress Socks the Dog up as you and send him into the concert?

Unknown: Yes.

Natty Bumpercar: How do you think that's going to work out?

Unknown: I don't know.

Natty Bumpercar: When they start singing, is he going to be like,

Unknown: Yes. Yes. Yes.

Natty Bumpercar: That was a Christmas song. That was Jingle Bells. Jingle Bells, as sung by Socks the Dog. Say bye.

Unknown: Bye-bye.

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April 5, 2015