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In this episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar deals with an unusual cold snap at Coffee Can Alley headquarters. A mysterious vortex of cold has attracted polar bears who keep knocking on the door, causing Socks the dog to bark incessantly. Natty recounts a bizarre encounter with a particularly rude polar bear visitor wearing boots who engaged in some truly disgusting behavior. This short comedy episode features Natty's trademark storytelling style and absurd humor about arctic wildlife with questionable manners.
“this polar bear was wearing a pair of boots which i thought to be interesting but you know maybe it was because it was so cold”
— Natty Bumpercar
“he started chewing on his nails right in front of my face how gross is that”
— Natty Bumpercar
“he took off his boot pulled up his foot and started chewing on his toenails”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #polarbears #coldweather #coffeecanalley #dogs #neighbors #manners #absurdcomedy #headquarters
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Natty Bumpercar: bumper podcast it's me natty bumper car your best friend in coffee can alley and other places if you'll have me we gotta turn this music off though really quick somebody's at the door shut the music off we don't want them nowhere here shut them off come on robot come on oh thank you this is much nicer and quieter you guys it's been really really cold around coffee can alley especially around headquarters i feel like there's a vortex of cold that is surrounding headquarters right now what we've been getting is a bunch of polar bears that just come up to headquarters and they just knock on the door like that repeatedly i don't know if you can hear them but that makes socks the dog bark that's right irving brown socks the dog he barks when somebody knocks at the door especially if it's a polar bear did you hear him he doesn't like it when people knock especially polar bears can i tell you why well here's the story bumper podcast by the way it's nice to see you i should tell you that i actually broke away from other important things i'm supposed to be doing right now to talk to you you don't have to say thanks or anything but i do hope that you appreciate it because we certainly appreciate you anyway back to the story at hand one day this polar bear comes knocking on our headquarters door just like that knock knock knock knock knock and i didn't know at the time and so i went and i answered the door because you know maybe he was a neighbor in need of some sugar or some milk or something or whatever polar bears need i didn't know i did look out of the peephole though you should always look out of your peephole bumper podcast if someone knocking at your door because you don't know who it is me i answered the door when it was a polar bear which doesn't make a whole bunch of sense but you know that's fine so this polar bear was wearing a pair of boots which i thought to be interesting but i guess it was because it was so cold that he was wearing boots so it made a little bit of sense and while he was talking to me can i tell you what this polar bear did he started chewing on his nails right in front of my face how gross is that right in front of my face you come to headquarters knock on my door make my dog bark and then you start chewing your nails your polar bear nails right in front of my face that's ridiculous bumper podcast you should never do that and so i said excuse me could you stop that you know what he did he took off his boot pulled up his foot and started chewing on his toenails
Unknown: and then he took off his foot and started chewing his toenails
Meetings and meetings and electronic mails and video chats and face to faces and telephone calls . . . Man! Life around Headquarters has gotten nutty-busy!
But – then – there is a glitch in the show when I realize that I can no longer say my own name . . . Was it one of the meetings that I had? Was it something that I ate?
Listen to find out today – on the Bumperpodcast!
Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.
Hooray!
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In episode 63 of the Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar finds himself in a bizarre predicament when he suddenly can't say his own name properly. After a series of business meetings involving press kits and website changes, Natty discovers the surprising culprit: his name is in the process of being trademarked. The episode features Natty's hilarious confusion as he tries to figure out what's happening, while also revealing that fan-favorite character Pig continues to steal the spotlight at live shows. This short comedic episode showcases the absurdist humor that makes Bumperpodcast a unique comedy experience.
“People come up to me at shows and they say, is pig here? Will we be seeing pig tonight? Some nights I say yes and they're very happy.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“My name is in the process of being trademarked. What?”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #trademark #identitycrisis #businessmeetings #liveshows #pig #website #presskit
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Natty Bumpercar: well well well if it isn't the bumper podcast it's so great to see you like i'm really thrilled i'm also really tired i'm not gonna lie to you it's been a busy busy few days busy doing what well i had some meetings and i talked to some people on the telephone and i sent some people some electronic mail you know all the normal stuff that a bumper does wait a bumper why can't i say it anymore my name is this is the bumper podcast okay i was able to say that i talked for a while and then it's uh me me Wow that is strange i evidently can't say my name anymore let's go back over those meetings that i was having and see if maybe one of them could have possibly messed with how i say my name is that even possible is that something that can happen i don't know let's see i uh i had a meeting you With someone who said, you know, he said, hey, here's what you need to do. Hey, here's what you need to do, my friend. He said, press kit. Make a press kit. That's fine. Makes sense. Make a video press kit type explaining thing. That also makes sense and seems like great advice. Change your website. Your website isn't doing it, which is depressing because that makes me tired. Having to think about changing my website. It exhausts me. But I don't think that has anything to do with my name either. We also talked about pig. Everyone loves pig. I'm not going to lie to you. People come up to me at shows and they say, is pig here? Will we be seeing pig tonight? Some nights I say yes and they're very happy. Some nights I have to say no. Cinnamon the horse is here. Maybe he's going to. Have you met my friend Yitkin the moose? Maybe he's going to entertain you. What other meeting did I have that would have messed with my name? Going through my papers here, shuffling through. Ah, here it is. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, bumper podcast. My name is in the process of being trademarked. What?
Unknown: Thrill the opening of Yeng . . . .