I’m Natty Bumpercar, and I’m a stand-up comedian who currently lives in New Jersey (you are at my website – maybe you already know this). I realized that I go onstage to tell jokes to people, a lot. So, I thought that it would be cool to make this podcast to try to document every show, open-mic, and whatnot that I do. Some of it is going to be repetitive – but – I’ll add commentary – and it might be interesting to see how different variables – locations, crowd, the lights, the sound system, the producer, my relationship with the other comics, me – affects how things turn out. It’ll also be nifty to see what kind of evolution there is to my act as time goes on.
I’ll post full sets, with the dates and location of the show – so that you can keep track on your “What is Bumpercar up to?” peg board. I’ll update as new shows happen and each podcast will vary in length – depending on how long each show was.
Maybe it’ll be a disaster. Maybe it’ll be fun. At the very least, I think it’ll be a cool experiment.
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Today was an exciting and thrilling day around Headquarters – because Natty Bumpercar laid an egg!
Have you ever seen an egg? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and then we can swap recipes …
I love to eat!!
In this delightfully absurd episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar experiences an extraordinary morning when he lays a golden egg for the first time. While he's laid robin's egg blue eggs before, this golden egg presents new culinary possibilities. Natty enthusiastically walks listeners through his plan to make golden egg fried rice, sharing his detailed recipe including leftover rice, vegetables, toasted sesame oil, and soy sauce. The episode showcases Natty's signature rambling humor as he contemplates what to do with his unexpected golden gift. Fans of the show will enjoy this quintessentially quirky Bumperpodcast moment.
“This morning I woke up and the weirdest thing happened, I laid an egg. Yeah that's right, I laid an egg. And the craziest part about it was that I laid a golden egg.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“It's like you've moved into a steakhouse and you're gonna live there for the rest of your life and I can't think of a better life than that.”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #cooking #eggs #friedrice #recipes #absurdisthumor #goldeneggs #food
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Natty Bumpercar: what is going on bumper podcast how are you doing today me i'm doing swell and why is that well this morning i woke up and the weirdest thing happened i laid an egg yeah that's right i laid an egg and the craziest part about it was that i laid a golden egg i mean i've laid eggs before ladies and gentlemen but normally they're robin's egg blue you know that nice blue color that robin's egg sometimes they're speckled but never before in my entire bumper car life have i ever laid a golden egg it's really it's it's a banner day it's the best day around headquarters that we've had in a long time ever since the moat froze over and we were able to um swim and ski no try again skate laps around headquarters uh that was really the best day until now now golden egg all right fine it's golden egg thursday golden day golden egg thursday hmm so now what am i gonna do with a golden egg i don't really know are you supposed to cook golden eggs how long does it keep in the fridge i don't know should i make golden egg salad i don't like golden egg salad i don't like egg salad at all maybe i should make you know what i should make i should make golden egg fried rice because there's nothing better in the world than golden egg fried rice the world than homemade fried rice if you know what you're doing and ladies and gentlemen you have to know at this point by this point that i do know what i'm doing bumper car hey who knows what he's doing bumper car bumper car hey who knows what he's doing bumper car that's right do you get all those bees sorry if they blew up in your ears um so what do you do fried rice you take uh rice that you made yesterday or the day before i don't know and it's in your fridge this is leftover rice just plain old white rice right you can do brown rice too i guess whatever kind of rice you have just as long as it's old i don't know why it's just because it's been sitting in the fridge and it's like i want to be used for something can you please put me in something and you're like of course i can rice because i you're delicious so then what do you do you um you put some uh oil like i use olive oil and then you put it in a frying pan and then you make it really hot and then you throw the rice in there and you let it all like sizzle sizzle pop sizzle sizzle pop and then i put it in the fridge i put green peas and onions and garlic and sometimes i put little carrots in there and then you here's the trick right a little bit of sesame oil what toasted sesame oil that's the trick and then toasted sesame seeds in there too and then the golden egg will go in and i guess the soy sauce sometimes i'll put just a little splash of teriyaki sauce in there too and it really it's like you've moved into a steakhouse and you're gonna live there for the rest of your life and i can't think of a better life than that so golden egg thank you for my new life
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Oh joy! Robot is back in town … How legitimately exciting! I wonder what he’ll talk about?!
Have you ever wondered what you’d talk about? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and then we can write a script!!
And live in Hollywood!!
In episode 135 of the Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar welcomes back Robot after a long absence from the show. What starts as an exciting reunion quickly turns into a hilarious roast session as Robot reveals his true feelings about Natty's recent mobile broadcast episodes. Robot shares a mundane story about his boot falling off, while Natty desperately tries to bring energy and excitement to the show. The two engage in comedic banter about what makes good podcast content, with Robot suggesting he should host instead. The episode features the classic improvisational humor and character dynamics that Bumperpodcast fans love.
“those shows were terrible what i mean they were on the verge of being are you kidding… i was just like really this is what he's doing this is the bumper podcast really”
— Robot
“i was in a car one day one day i was walking down a like a really busy road and almost got runned over… and i got beat up by a butterfly”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #robot #podcasting #metahumor #criticism #friendship #banter
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Robot
Natty Bumpercar: hey everybody it's me natty bumper car and you're listening to the bumper podcast but i'm not gonna bore you with my stuff today because we haven't done something in a while and i think you're gonna be pretty excited about it because i know for some reason i have convinced myself to be pretty excited about it if you could sit on the edge of your seats and get excited and say hello to my friend robot
Robot: is it really oh come on robot that's not fair
Unknown: oh you just made a robot day well okay robots oh come on here
Natty Bumpercar: all right well i'm thrilled that i made your day robot but as you know the bumper podcast is not a lot of time and you really haven't been invited here for quite a while and if you want you should probably if you want to be on the show you should really maximize your time you should really okay okay do something like i do a lot of stuff on the show i sang about a bear last week you did all right yes it's fine okay well fine this is me
Robot: robot and i'm sure you're all been wondering what i've been doing well i got a new boat last week because one of my boats had fallen off while i was walking down the
Natty Bumpercar: stairs and so what happened was this is the worst i story yeah i thought that they would be no they're not no no robot what i'm telling you is if you're going to be on the bumper podcast you podcast you really have to like bring it the fire the flames the excitement that you know like the last couple of weeks we were doing like mobile broadcasts because we didn't want people to miss out on the awesome right am i right bumper podcast listeners bumper podcast kateers if you will
Robot: those shows were terrible what i mean they were on the verge of being are you kidding you know i listen every week but i would and i even live here but i would put those shows on and i was just like really this is what he's doing this is the bumper podcast really why
Natty Bumpercar: not just take a break let robot do a show i don't know are you serious are you even kidding like they were that bad that you couldn't even listen to them like i was in a car one day one day i was walking down a like a really busy road and almost got runned over i almost got runned over and i got beat up by a butterfly
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