Robot steals the show on this weeks bumperpodcast – until Natty Bumpercar and Pig show up and steal it back. There may be a lot of theft on this weeks episode of the Bumperpodcast!
Comedian, Natty Bumpercar talks about some junk with Robot and Pig, and some other junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.
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About This Episode
In episode 209 of the Bumperpodcast, Robot attempts to host his own episode while everyone else is supposedly away, but his plans are quickly derailed when both Natty Bumpercar and Aloysious J. Pig show up. Natty asserts his authority as the show's host and owner of the headquarters, while Pig questions the ownership arrangements and how Natty actually acquired the house. The trio debates whether Robot should be allowed to host his own show, with Robot insisting his previous solo episodes were well-received at places like "Chapman's" and "the Twitter." The conversation takes a comedic turn as they mock Natty's terrible voice impression and coin a new word, "gibberlists," to describe Robot's nonsensical lists. Robot's desperate plea using outdated slang like "holla" only reinforces why he's not getting his own show anytime soon.
Memorable Quotes
“I would go to Chapman's. I would go to the Flavor of Life… I would go to the Twitter. I would go all over the place. And people were always like, it's the best.”
— Robot
“Those weren't even real places… So your list that you're talking is gibberish. You make gibralists. I think that's going to be our new word for today.”
— Aloysious J. Pig
“Nobody does that anymore, robot. And that's why you don't have your own show… Because, I mean, fine. I did a stupid voice. It didn't make any sense. But holla?”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #robot #hosting #ownership #podcasting #gibberish #voiceimpressions #slang
Featuring: Robot, Aloysious J. Pig, Natty Bumpercar
Full Transcript
Robot: Hello, everybody. It's me, Robot, and this is the Bumper Podcast. Today, everyone is gone, so I get to host my own. Hey, what are you doing over there, Robot? Robot, what are
Aloysious J. Pig: you doing over here? You can't be doing a Bumper Podcast. Hey, Pig, I thought everyone
Robot: was gone, and so I haven't had my own episode in a long time. Hey, Robot. You're here, too.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. I'm here, too. It's my show. Yeah. Well, okay. So, listen. We've established this before, but when I leave, when Pig leaves, when anybody leaves, that does not just mean that you crack the microphone and get to do your own podcast. This is the Bumper Podcast. I'm Natty Bumpercar. This is my headquarters, and so I kind of am running the show. All right. Now, everything
Aloysious J. Pig: we're talking about there sounds really good, Bumpercar, but the point I got with it is that you're taking over. I'm taking a lot of ownership over a lot of things that maybe, you know, should be shared. For instance, how did you get the loan on this house, for instance?
Natty Bumpercar: My wife, remember? Oh, she did? Yeah, she did that whole thing.
Aloysious J. Pig: How about I?
Natty Bumpercar: No, you didn't do anything. No, nothing. You weren't even there.
Aloysious J. Pig: Well, at that point, it's something I'm going to let slide. I'm going to let it slip back to us.
Natty Bumpercar: Okay. Well, weird. I don't even know why we're talking about that when we were initially talking about Robot. I did my show. I did my show. Bless you. Not allowed to… You know what we should do? We should get some rules, and we should just write them out, and we should put them up on the wall here, and so then everyone is on the same page, and we can all, you know, manage expectations as to what people are doing and what they're not doing and what they shouldn't be doing. On top of the list is going to be Robot should not, cannot, will not have his own show.
Robot: Well, I don't understand that. It's a good rule. I've done my own shows before. And they were very well received.
Aloysious J. Pig: I don't think that's true.
Robot: You know, I would go to Chapman's. I would go to the Flavor of Life. There he goes. He's going to make a list. I would go to the Twitter. I would go all over the place. And people were always like, it's the best.
Aloysious J. Pig: It's the best.
Robot: It's the best.
Aloysious J. Pig: Listen, I don't… I mean, I love that you can make lists. I think it's wonderful. And… But none of that… Those weren't even real places. The Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit, Twit. That's not a thing. That's not a place that people go. So your list that you're talking is gibberish. You make gibralists. I think that's going to be our new word for today. That's gibbalist.
Natty Bumpercar: Gibbalist. I think that's a pretty good word. I mean, I like it when we come up with new words in the Bummer Podcast. Because I feel like we're expanding people's vocabularies. And especially if it goes into the lexicon. Then, you know, it's going to give a lot of people a lot of things to think about. Oh, come on. Oh, my gosh. Stop doing the voice. I know why you started doing it. It's the worst voice. Oh, it happens. I slip into it sometimes.
Robot: And there's voices that you just couldn't stop doing. I don't understand why people have such a problem with it necessarily. Why would you do that voice? The worst voice.
Aloysious J. Pig: I mean, I never agree with Roblox. But I got to agree at this point that that's the worst voice that you do ever in my life. Come on. Like, I don't know what… I'll try to do it. Are you sick today, Big? My name is Daddy Bummer. And I'm kind of dumb. Oh, dumb? That's what you sound like. That's not what I mean. I know. That's what you sound like sometimes. When you do that voice. It's not nice. I don't know what it is. It's just a voice. It's just a voice. You can try it like this. I just can't sit. You've got to stop doing it.
Robot: Yeah, or else maybe I'd get my own show. No, that's the worst. Right, guys. Please, please, please, please. Who wants me to have my own show?
Natty Bumpercar: Nobody. Hello. Did you just say holla? Did you just raise your little robot arms and say, nobody does that anymore, robot. And that's why you don't have your own show. That's why you're not going to have your own show. Because, I mean, fine. I did a stupid voice. It didn't make any sense. But holla? Holla. Why don't you put that on your gibberlists? What are my gibberlists? What just happened to you?
Robot: You just made weird noises. Now you're not even making any sense. Why can you have a show and not make any sense? And I can't have a show without something awesome. Something awesome like, oh, I don't know, space, numbers, robot stuff, huh?
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