In a somewhat lifeless return . . . Natty Bumpercar wishes everyone a “Happy Snew Year!” We find out that Cinnamon is the latest amoung the missing around Headquarters and the fact that my teeth are hurting is never brought up.
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Hooray!
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About This Episode
Natty Bumpercar returns from his holiday break to share New Year greetings with listeners, though he's not thrilled about all the snow. After expressing his complicated feelings about clocks and his genuine affection for the Bumperpodcast audience, Natty reveals troubling news from headquarters: Cinnamon the horse has gone missing. This marks the second mysterious disappearance in a short time, leaving Natty frustrated and overwhelmed. The episode captures Natty's signature rambling style as he struggles with both winter weather and the growing mystery at Bumperpodcast headquarters.
Memorable Quotes
“there is more snow coming out of the wazoo i don't even know what a wazoo is but i know it's full of snow and that there's snow coming out of it”
— Natty Bumpercar
“you know what i'm not gonna backpedal from that i actually love you… well that doesn't matter what did i do that for huh”
— Natty Bumpercar
“he's missing he's not here he's not there he's not anywhere this is the second time in a short time span that people have gone missing”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #newyear #holidays #missingpersons #cinnamonthehorse #winter #snow #mystery #headquarters
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Full Transcript
Natty Bumpercar: from what i understand ladies and gentlemen you guys have been missing me and i don't blame you one bit because i haven't been here i've been gone because i was taking a little break for the holidays that's right i was taking a little break a little snooze a little nap a little um vacation i guess from the chit and chat from the ticking talking ticking talking i'm not a clock i'm not a clock don't even pretend like i'm a clock i don't like clocks i don't like watches i don't like timers i don't like any of it what i want to tell you guys that i should have been telling you a while ago obviously because you know middle of the month almost is happy snoo year what's this new year natty bumper car well it's it's a new year that's been covered in snow snow out the wazoo like literally there is more snow coming out of the wazoo i don't even know what a wazoo is but i know it's full of snow and that there's snow coming out of it and i don't i'm not a fan of it i don't i don't particularly enjoy it i don't like it a little bit what about you guys what have you been doing did you get all of your christmas tears and wishes come true did all of your uh stockings get stuffed did your packages get packed properly with ribbons and bows and tape and paper and everything these are things that i wonder about these are things that i worry about for you bumper podcast because i love you you know what i mean no you know what i'm not gonna backpedal from that i actually love you i'm looking at you over there i'm looking at you over there in the corner i'm looking at a lot of people right now and i'm gonna say this one more time and i'm gonna mean it i kind of sort of love you well that doesn't matter what did i do that for huh you know what i uh i've been wasting a lot of time i just realized here talking about nothing uh but what i want to tell you guys is we have a major situation happening at headquarters a terrible major bad situation you guys know cinnamon right he's the horse who hangs out here he goes and does comedy with me a lot of the times and he's a great horse he's brown he has teeth he's he's a he's great is what i'm gonna is all i'm gonna i'm gonna keep telling you this he's missing he's not here he's not there he's not anywhere this is the second time in a short time span that people have gone missing around headquarters and i'm about to just give up on everything on the whole planet i can't handle it
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