Tag: halloween

Natty Bumpercar: oh hello there everyone it's me natty bumper car and this is the bumper podcast and today i have two very special guests who are you you're who that's not even a name is it is that your name yeah that's a nice name and what's your name emerson yeah yeah he was trying to think of something pretty pretty clever you're trying to be clever and slick eh what are we what are we talking about today guys oh i know who i am oh wait now you know who you are perfect who are you i'm just gonna sing oh you're that's your name oh

Unknown: hi just gonna sing how you doing no i'm thinking of my name okay you clearly said sing no i didn't

Natty Bumpercar: i don't like to sing you don't do you like the movie sing no okay ollie do you like the movie sing yeah what's your favorite character on the movie sing johnny who's johnny which one is he

Unknown: he's a gorilla silly

Natty Bumpercar: he's a silly gorilla or am i a silly silly

Unknown: so oh wait perfect who are you um i'm oh uh

Natty Bumpercar: oh hey what's up jay how you doing huh you jay you in my house huh you like to sing i heard huh

Unknown: no i don't like to sing i hate singing oh okay

Natty Bumpercar: hey so jay what are you gonna talk about today huh we're gonna talk about something what are we gonna talk about um what are you here for on the on the

Unknown: trick-or-treating we're gonna talk about trick-or-treating and halloween nope

Natty Bumpercar: oh yeah i think that it's a good idea i think it's a fun thing we can recap you can just talk buddy what what are you gonna whisper to me okay so emerson had something to whisper to me And we had to pause the podcast. But now we're back. And now we're going to talk about, I don't know, trick-or-treating Halloween. We're going to talk about trick-or-treating. We're going to talk about costumes and trick-or-Halloween-ing.

Unknown: What's the blue stuff?

Natty Bumpercar: The blue stuff down there?

Unknown: Yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: That's just, those are called waveforms. And when you record, when you talk into a microphone, the computer is taking in your sound. Cool. And it's giving you a graphical representation of what the peaks and valleys of your voice are. So if you talk a little bit louder, then you'll notice that the peaks up there go a little bit higher, huh? And if you talk really quietly, then they're going to be really, really, really low. Yeah, right? So, Ollie, what did you do for Halloween? I got candy. Do you love candy?

Unknown: Yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, Emerson got a lot of candy. You know, some. Some people were giving out full-size. Candy bars. Candy bars. I saw a full-size Snickers bar.

Unknown: And I lost it.

Natty Bumpercar: You lost it?

Unknown: And I also lost my full-size Snick-um-Skittles.

Natty Bumpercar: How does that happen? How does that?

Unknown: I think I left them at, I think I left them at.

Natty Bumpercar: Blah and Blah's house?

Unknown: No, not Blah and Blah's house. I. What are you doing? I left them at my coffee shop. Right, Daddy?

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, that's right. That's it. I'm not being sarcastic.

Unknown: I'm not being sarcastic.

Natty Bumpercar: I'm not being sarcastic at all. I'm not being sarcastic. So, what did we do? That was a big day. We had two parades. Ollie had a parade and then you had a, and then, and then we had to pick you up and they got you dressed. What was your costume?

Unknown: I can't hear you guys. Oh, I know who it is. I know who it is. It's, it's. Oh, the music stopped. Don't worry. It's, it's. Oh, that's weird.

Natty Bumpercar: Is it somebody from?

Unknown: Pickle and Peanut.

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, no, not Pickle and Peanut. Pickle and Peanut's scary. Yeah. What is Pickle and Peanut? Don't they do a lot of songs like, oosh, oosh, oosh, oosh. Oosh, oosh, oosh. Pickle and Peanut. Oosh, oosh, oosh, oosh. Oosh, oosh, oosh, oosh. What do you want? Pickle and Peanut. Pickle, Pickle and, Pickle and Peanut.

Unknown: So cute. We made the show, everyone.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Did you, and we went to, so we had two parades and then we went to a party. What'd you do, what'd you do at the party?

Unknown: We ate lots of candy.

Natty Bumpercar: At the party you did?

Unknown: What party?

Natty Bumpercar: The first party.

Unknown: The Justin. Oh, we ate Rice Krispies. Justin.

Natty Bumpercar: No, no, not that party. That's a birthday party.

Unknown: Justin.

Natty Bumpercar: But that was a birthday party. That was a birthday party. We went to a Halloween party, remember?

Unknown: Oh, yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: And it was a backyard. It was a backyard and you guys were swinging.

Unknown: Yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah.

Unknown: Wait, what on what?

Natty Bumpercar: Do you have any recollection of Halloween at all?

Unknown: What did you say, Dad?

Natty Bumpercar: Do you remember anything from Halloween?

Unknown: No.

Natty Bumpercar: No.

Unknown: What did you say, guys?

Natty Bumpercar: I said, do you remember anything from Halloween?

Unknown: There can't be a game.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, give this to Emerson. It's his turn. You guys are awesome.

Unknown: Oh, come on. Wait. Microphone. Microphone.

Natty Bumpercar: So, what are we going to do now?

Unknown: I think.

Natty Bumpercar: I feel like we've had better conversations. Remember, we weren't going to yell because you know what that does? What? It hurts people's ears.

Unknown: Yeah, man. And then they get amnesia.

Natty Bumpercar: And then they get amnesia.

Unknown: And then their ear bleeds.

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, my goodness. This is taking a real turn for the worse.

Unknown: And then their ears blow up.

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, my goodness. Because this is the worst story I've ever heard in my entire life.

Unknown: And then the ears are dead.

Natty Bumpercar: All right, well, so, since they have no, don't touch the microphone, since they have no recollection as to what happened on Halloween, which I was told we were going to talk about.

Unknown: About, we were talking about candy, and Daddy was going to be like.

Natty Bumpercar: Did we give out any candy at our house?

Unknown: Nope.

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, why not?

Unknown: Because I stole a little bit.

Natty Bumpercar: You did?

Unknown: Yeah. Now I have. Now I have 100. 59 pieces.

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, remember what happened to our pumpkin, where we carved it, and then we put it out, and then we came home, and what had happened to it?

Unknown: The face fell off because of the.

Natty Bumpercar: Did the face fall off, or was the face taken off?

Unknown: The face was taken off because those little, little squirrels are eating my little pumpkin.

Natty Bumpercar: And then what did you do? Daddy Junior. That's the name of the pumpkin? I didn't know the pumpkin had a name. And I really didn't know it was named Daddy Pumpkin. Daddy Junior.

Unknown: And his last name was Oliver Junior.

Natty Bumpercar: That's his last name? Yeah. So his first name is Daddy Junior, and his last name is Oliver Junior?

Unknown: And his nickname is Allison Junior.

Natty Bumpercar: And his nickname, this is ridiculous. No, it's not.

Unknown: His nickname, no, his nickname's called Pumpkin Man.

Natty Bumpercar: Pumpkin Man, Pumpkin Man, doing everything that a pumpkin can.

Unknown: And that flat pumpkin that we put it outside, his name is called Oliver Superhero. Oliver Superhero.

Natty Bumpercar: That's a really funny name. That's not true. So is Super his middle name?

Unknown: Hey, little kids, if you think a pumpkin is a vegetable, it's a fruit, everyone. Wait, is that true? Yeah. And you make pumpkin pie, guys.

Natty Bumpercar: It's true, everyone.

Unknown: I don't know if that's true.

Natty Bumpercar: It grows on the ground.

Unknown: It is. Well, it's a gourd.

Natty Bumpercar: It does sprout, yeah. I feel like now we're getting into something.

Unknown: And then it grows. And then it grows green, and then it grows a big, big, big orange pumpkin. And do you know, we're in a haunted basement.

Natty Bumpercar: I don't feel like this basement is haunted, is it?

Unknown: No, because.

Natty Bumpercar: The only thing this basement is haunted by is by the dog peeing in it. Ew.

Unknown: There's ghosts.

Natty Bumpercar: What? There's ghosts. There's ghosts?

Unknown: Can I have one of your paintings, please?

Natty Bumpercar: No. You've already got several in your room.

Unknown: Really?

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah.

Unknown: There's several. Who, Dad?

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, I hear you. You're sitting on my lap. I can see you saying, ooh. Ooh. You're not a very. Whoa. Now, what is that? That, I have no idea what it was. Oh, my goodness. I'm so scared. Ooh. Ew, fox pee. Oh, stop it, Emerson. That's rude. Let's go. That's doggy potty talk. All right. Well, so that was our Halloween. We went trick-or-treating. We went to two parties. We did two parades. We went out walking for about an hour and a half, and then we came home, and no one had come to our house except for a squirrel who ate our pumpkin. The end. And we all got stomach aches, and the next day, it was very rough to go to school. Some people didn't want to go to school, and some people had a very rough day at school because we have a difficult time. If we have a big night the next day, watch out, right?

Unknown: Yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. That's what happened to you. Ooh.

Unknown: There's a ghost.

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, my goodness. Oh, and there was a cool house that had a Jaws theme, and they had all these cool cut-out wooden things, and we've decided that next year, we're going to try to do some sort of cool yard theme, right? Oh, bless you. Do you know what it's going to be?

Unknown: I think it's going to be Mermaid. It's Halloween.

Natty Bumpercar: I think it was. Yeah, you're right. It was the Muppets Save Halloween. Good job.

Unknown: I think it was Elmo Saving Cookie Monster because evil. Grover was pushing him off a cliff, and then Elmo saved him, and he pushed Monster Grover off the cliff, and that's the end.

Natty Bumpercar: It sounds like we have to build a cliff.

Unknown: Oh, a real live one?

Natty Bumpercar: A real live cliff is what we have to build, yes.

Unknown: How hard.

Natty Bumpercar: How hard. What? Both of your English language skills have deteriorated. How deep. There you go. How deep. Super deep. Deep. It was super duper deep.

Unknown: How long was that?

Natty Bumpercar: Super duper. That's super duper deep. I hit that bass. Boom, bing, boom, bing, boom. That was not very good. I was excited about the song, but then I had the accordion in my head in the wrong state. All right. Can everybody say one, two, three, goodbye? One, two, three.

Unknown: Goodbye.

Natty Bumpercar: Emerson, you didn't do it. We're supposed to do it as a team. We're going to say one, two, three. Goodbye. And then it was going to. Goodbye.

Unknown: Goodbye.