What are we? A gang? A crew? A possee? A bunch of chickens? I think that we need to figure it out … stat!
We also talk a little about how chickens dress.
I think that the heat has melted our brain on today’s Bumperpodcast!
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About This Episode
In episode 74 of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar tackles the important question of what to call the podcast's listeners. From "bumper podcast gang" to "bums" to mysterious "blah blah blah blahs," Natty explores naming options while discussing secret handshakes and listener merchandise. The episode takes an unexpected turn when Natty reveals that Google Analytics shows a surprising number of chickens listening to the show across the globe, from Slovakia to Uzbekistan. This leads to a philosophical discussion about whether chickens can wear t-shirts and pants, leaving listeners with plenty to ponder about poultry fashion choices.
Memorable Quotes
“On Google Analytics it lets you know like who's listening and I was looking at it the other day and it even has an icon for chickens.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“I'm pretty darn positive that I haven't [seen a chicken in a t-shirt] and I'm trying to decide if it makes me uncomfortable.”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #audiencenames #merchandise #chickens #analytics #fashion #community #absurdisthumor
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Full Transcript
Natty Bumpercar: my name is natty bumper car and i am looking at you all right my name here right now talking is natty bumper car and you are the bumper podcast audience you're the you're the bumper podcast we need a better name than audience if anybody wants to raise their hand give some suggestions if you want to be called something different than just the audience i think audience i mean you don't want to be like the bumper podcast gang that's too intimidating that's too scary you don't want to be the body do you want to be the the crew bumper no bumper crew cast bumper pod cast people bumper podcast bums bumper podcast maybe a word that begins with a b and that ends with hey it's me i listen to the bumper podcast yeah i got a shirt on it says blah blah blah i don't know i didn't even know how to spell it until i got my shirt in the mail now look at my shirt i wear it all the time so that everybody knows what i listen to yeah every wednesday you gotta come out you gotta tell everybody you know what you're doing because then maybe they're gonna do it too and then you're gonna have conversations you'll give each other the secret handshake the secret nod the secret handshake the secret handshake the secret handshake the secret handshake the secret wink the secret look they'll be like oh snap is that one of those blah blah blah blahs and they'll be like yes it is yes indeed it is they might even say yes indeedy do which means that they seriously mean it a lot anyway how are you guys and gals and chickens and goats and dogs and ducks and i already said chickens really a lot of chickens are listening so if i if i would have said chickens twice then it would have been understandable we have a huge chicken audience on google analytics it lets you know like who's listening and i was looking at it the other day and it even has an icon for chickens you can just you can break it out you can filter it down to you're like oh look there's a chicken in slovakia that's listening to the bumper podcast how wonderful four chickens in uzbekistan were listening to the bumper podcast phenomenal you know what they are even the chickens they're all part of the blah blah blah i don't have t-shirts for chicken though i don't know if i've ever seen a chicken wear a t-shirt that's another thing to file away to think about have you ever seen a chicken wearing a t-shirt you know what bumper podcast i'm pretty darn positive that i haven't and i'm trying to decide if it makes me uncomfortable you know what no no it doesn't because you know what does make me uncomfortable and i'm fine with it but in an uncomfortable kind of way is that i know that i've never seen a chicken wearing pants