Tag: Funny

Natty Bumpercar: hey there bumper podcast it's me natty bumper car and i'm not gonna lie to you i actually just had to record it and then i deleted it and now i'm recording it again why because the sound was horrible it sounded like i was inside of a tin can inside of a mason jar that was on a ferris wheel that was rolling on a sheet metal that uh was also had puppies uh running next to the ferris wheel barking at it as it was rolling uh because clearly that's what would happen there were probably even some snap pops involved throw that snap pops throw that snap pop it was loud it was crummy so now i'm re-recording it and i don't even know what i said before which would have been easier if i had uh any short-term memory whatsoever because then i just would have said the exact same thing instead i'm just winging it that's right we're uh we're a bird on a wire with no net right now i think is a proper analogy but i'm not sure hey everybody it's me natty bumper car and uh i live in the world of rain it rains every i think every day and if it doesn't rain then it's muggy it's it's it's the way it's supposed to be this morning i woke up uh and i was drenched in sweat and it's not here's the thing dragon does sleep in the room sometimes and so it does get a little bit steamy a little bit hot uh but that wasn't why because he had already gone downstairs to poach some eggs and let me tell you ladies and gentlemen one day i'm gonna get dragon's poached egg recipe on the uh on the website because it's phenomenal i don't even like poached eggs but there's some magic that this dragon does to these eggs that just makes them delicious back to the muggy back to the sweat back to the rain because we're gonna stay on point today the trees here's the thing when it rains a lot and you go god this rain and then somebody hears you and then they're like well the trees love it i wasn't talking to the trees all right i was complaining about the fact that i can't leave headquarters without getting soaked or or misted or or whatever i don't need all this this this wet i mean that's what hoses are for right that's what rivers are for groundwater i don't need it all we fall all i don't need it all way falling from this sky i don't need it i mean i don't even have i'm a bumper car who doesn't believe in bumper shoots i believe that they exist i just don't acknowledge their existence so it's a little bit um not tenuous that's not the word i want let's just say that umbrellas and i got into a bit of a scuffle recently fairly recently 15 years ago and i'm not dropping it because those umbrellas know what they did to me they hurt me

Unknown: not too bad you you you you you um oh you