Tag: Funny

Natty Bumpercar: hey everybody it's me natty bumper car and that guy's here too my little guy's here uh hey i'm here too yeah pig's here too and we're all hiding because we're not supposed to be doing the show this week and we're kind of under grass why it's so loud we're in we're in yeah the uh there's

Doodle Poodle: i thought you were supposed to be coming up with a plan

Natty Bumpercar: rufus t rufus said that we can't do the show anymore because i've been doing too many

Aloysious J. Pig: too many periscopes hey pig you stop it why would you say that to me it's not very nice at all i'm your friend aren't we best friends nobody can hear you are you whispering You're into a lot. You're too quiet.

Unknown: Be quiet!

Natty Bumpercar: Okay. Well, so, again, we're all hiding out here in the basement, and we're…

Doodle Poodle: Playing Minecraft.

Natty Bumpercar: We're not playing Minecraft.

Doodle Poodle: Yes, we are. We're in the world of Minecraft.

Natty Bumpercar: Really? Is that what we're doing? I thought we were trying to figure out how to keep doing the Bumpa Podcast. But we can't because, I mean, Pig signed some sort of a contract last week, and that's why we couldn't even put one out yesterday because Rufus has the entire studio shut down, and you don't touch this thing. You just leave that thing alone. There you go.

Doodle Poodle: Yeah, because the studio is done!

Natty Bumpercar: Don't know. Don't yell too loud. Don't yell too loud because that makes people run away. Guys, so, we don't know what we're going to do, but we know we're hiding down here.

Doodle Poodle: Yeah, yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: And, um… Blah, blah, blah, blah. Hey, Emerson, what's your big plan? Like, how are we going to get out of this?

Doodle Poodle: I don't know.

Natty Bumpercar: I thought you were the one who was going to come up with a plan. You were the one who was going to come up with a plan, though, weren't you?

Doodle Poodle: Yes.

Natty Bumpercar: So, what's the big plan?

Aloysious J. Pig: Go.

Natty Bumpercar: Go? That's your plan?

Aloysious J. Pig: That's the worst plan I ever heard in my life. Well, I mean, it's at least the start of a plan, Pig. You haven't done anything. Oh, I've done a whole lot. I was doing the periscoping, and I got us in trouble.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, all right.

Aloysious J. Pig: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. All right, well…

Aloysious J. Pig: Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Natty Bumpercar: So, are you not going to give us a plan?

Aloysious J. Pig: No. Why not? Because… It's a terrible question.

Natty Bumpercar: It's a terrible question?

Aloysious J. Pig: Yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: I don't agree with that at all. I don't agree with that one bit. Do you want to go run away? I mean, like, upstairs? Are you done? Yes. Okay. You go do it. You go do it. I'm going to figure out a plan. You go away. See you later. See you later. Mashed potato. All right, guys. Now it's just me and you. And we're going to figure this out. All right? Here's what we're going to do. We're just going to keep recording. We're just going to keep recording pirate podcasts. Pirate bumper podcasts from down here in the basement or from in the car.

Aloysious J. Pig: Or from my sty. Can I do it from my sty?

Natty Bumpercar: Listen, pig. I don't know if I'm going to keep you on the team anymore because you kind of have wrecked everything. I ain't wrecked nothing. You wrecked everything. Ah. Rufus T. Rufus shut us down last week. He came in. He was like, no more bumper podcasts. He was like, no more bumper podcasts. Or however he talks. And so yesterday, that's why there wasn't a show. But today there's a show. And I thought my kid had a big. He's like, I got a big plan to fix everything. He didn't. He didn't have a single plan. He didn't have any plan at all. His plan was to go.

Aloysious J. Pig: That's not a plan. That's just one word.

Natty Bumpercar: Okay, pig. I got you. So for now, we are a bumper podcast on the run. We are a bumper podcast that is operating underground. That is. It is a pirate. We are a bumper podcast. And I don't know how it's going to turn out. But until we can get this legal document, this contract sorted, this is the only way that I know that I can get you guys episodes. And I don't want to miss episodes. And I'm sure you don't want to miss episodes.

Aloysious J. Pig: You know what? I kind of enjoyed doing it, too.

Natty Bumpercar: That's fine, pig. That's fine. Why don't you go do your periscopes and just.

Aloysious J. Pig: I ain't even done a periscope. It's been like three, four days because I'm too tired at night.

Natty Bumpercar: You know, you can do them during the day. You can do that in the morning. Like a tea with pig you used to do. That was a good show.

Aloysious J. Pig: I know. But then I've been sleeping in and then I've been going to bed. I've just been sleepy lately. I think it's the humidity.

Natty Bumpercar: All right. So pig is dealing with humidity. I'm dealing with Rufus T. Rufus. My kid is dealing with wolves in Minecraft. None of us are in a very good place right now. None of us are in a very good state. But you know what you guys are? You're in a you're in a wonderful state because you are listen, you're pirates.

Doodle Poodle: Now you're you are pirates and we're going to take this thing back. We're going to write this ship. We're going to take it to the moon. We're going to take it to the limit. We're going to go all the way for the bumper podcast.