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  • Bumperpodcast #140 – Birthday

    Bumperpodcast #140 – Birthday

    Natty Bumpercar is finally back with an all new Bumperpodcast – in which he talks excitedly about where he has been lately – and more importantly … His birthday!

    Have you ever had a birthday? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com

    Whoop! Whoop!


    About This Episode

    In this solo episode, Natty Bumpercar celebrates his birthday in characteristically chaotic fashion. He enthusiastically lists increasingly absurd birthday treats including cake soup, cake float, cake shake, and the tongue-twisting "cake cocktail." Natty reflects on his recent 850-mile road trip into "the belly of the beast," reveals he's recording on a new device that could send the show into space, and shares mundane yet hilarious life updates including eating four pieces of pizza and taking a shower that required removing an "exoskeleton of dirt" built up from fighting evil hordes. The episode showcases Natty's signature stream-of-consciousness comedy style as he invites listeners to join him on his metaphorical birthday cruise.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I'm gonna have a cake cocktail a cake cocktail is not going to defeat me no not today because it's my birthday and you won't win”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “It took me a half an hour just to get through the first layer of dirt. I had actually developed an exoskeleton of dirt which I used to fight off the evil hordes”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #birthday #cake #roadtrip #recordingequipment #streamofconsciousness #pizza #celebration

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: what is going on bumper podcast this is natty bumper car you're one you're only you're natty bumper car and i am talking to you on what day is it it's my birthday it's my birthday it's it's it's it's my birthday and i'm excited and i'm thrilled and i'm doing a dance and i'm eating a cupcake and i'm eating some cake and i'm eating some ice cream i'm eating a soda i'm having some juice and i'm gonna have some more cake and i might have cake soup and then i don't know i might have a cake float i might have a cake shake i'm gonna i'm just gonna have a cake gumbo i'm gonna have a cake cake a cake cake i'm gonna do that cakes jello like uh jello with some cake in it sounds gross i'm gonna do it uh parfait yeah uh cake cocktail cake cocktail i was trying to say like shrimp cocktail but then i said cake cake wow that is impossible to say cake cocktail i'm gonna have a cake cocktail a cake cocktail is not going to defeat me no not today because it's my birthday and you won't win you won't you won't do this to me cake cocktail wow that's so hard to say can you say it where have you been bumper podcast i'm so glad that you decided to show up on my birthday because i was sitting here all by myself all alone and no one was here where was i oh my gosh i've been so many places i went um on a drive and it was 850 miles and i was like oh my gosh i've been so many places and i was like into the middle of the country into the belly of the beast and um then i came back and now i'm here and i'm recording this bumper podcast on a new device so we're gonna see how it works out and see how it goes and where we will stop nobody knows but if it works and i am anticipating that it will be excited be very excited because um it could mean i don't know what it could mean the doors could just fly off this this rocket ship and we could be in space and we could run out of air and it might be the best thing that ever happened to us and who knows am i right so uh what else have i been doing i don't know i worked in my backyard that was not exciting i had a piece of pizza okay i had four pieces of pizza because pizza is delicious um i don't know i took a shower last week that was pretty exciting it took me and we're not even joking here a half an hour just to get through the first layer of uh of of dirt i had actually developed an exoskeleton of dirt uh which i used to fight off the evil hordes who were trying to do bad deeds the doers of bad deeds were put down by natty bumper car finally at last at once as forever birthday bumper car who's with me who's going on this cruise who's going on this ship please tell me it's you please

  • Bumperpodcast 66 – Moving!

    Bumperpodcast 66 – Moving!

    It’s all about Headquarters . . .  why?! Because – Headquarters is getting moved from over here to over there.

    Moving. Moving. Moving. All of the world is moving all around and all about.

    We also learn that putting Cranberry juice into the morning cup of tea is a delicious treat that gets a Bumpercar’s day started out super-duper right!

    Listen today to here all of that and a whole lot more – today – on the Bumperpodcast!

    Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    Hooray!


    About This Episode

    In this episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar returns after a week-long absence to explain the chaos at headquarters. The show is in the midst of moving to a new location, with everything being packed up and moved. Natty is clearly frazzled by the relocation process, admitting he doesn't even know the new address yet beyond that it starts with the letter C. The episode captures Natty's energetic, stream-of-consciousness style as he discusses packing up elephants' trunks, drinking cranberry juice tea that turns into rocket fuel, and the general confusion that comes with moving too much. It's a short but amusing glimpse into the behind-the-scenes upheaval of the podcast's production.

    Memorable Quotes

    “Too much moving equals confused bumper car. I mean, I just learned my address for headquarters this.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I put a little cranberry juice in my tea this morning. Oh, that's a good trick for me to find out about. Evidently, cranberry juice makes my tea in the morning rocket fuel.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #moving #headquarters #behindthescenes #cranberryjuice #confusion #anxiety

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: Where in the world, where in the beans, where in the hill of beans have you been, Daddy Bumpercar? We've been missing you. You weren't here last week and the website hasn't been updated except for all those Mott the Sheep pictures, which don't even really seem like updates because it just seems like you're putting pictures of a sheep on the website. Where have you been? Well, calm down, everybody. There's crazy stuff going on over here in headquarters. Yeah, in headquarters, around headquarters, all about headquarters because you know what's going on? We're pulling up the tent stakes, pulling up the tent poles, the elephants are all around. They're gathering up their belongings. They're gathering up their peanuts and their, um, their, their, their, their things. Wait a minute. Their trunks. That's what I was trying to say. They're packing their trunks. I wish I would have said that just like I just said it. And not like I had to think about it. Hello, everyone. We're moving headquarters. We're in the midst of moving headquarters. Everything's going into boxes. Everything's getting wrapped up tightly and nicely because we don't want to break anything. Even though, unfortunately, sometimes when we move, things get broken. Sometimes hearts get broken when you move. I know. It's so sad. What have you guys been doing? Like, I know I could just sit here and talk about myself. Sometimes I worry about you guys, too, especially when I haven't talked to you for a whole week. Am I going too fast? Wow. What was in my tea that I drank? Oh, that's right. I put a little cranberry juice in my tea this morning. Oh, that's a good trick for me to find out about. Evidently, cranberry juice makes my tea in the morning rocket fuel. It really just winds me up. Well, not only the tea, but the whole fact that headquarters is moving. I'm not going to lie to you guys. I was freaked out. I don't like to move. I move too much. Too much moving equals confused bumper car. I mean, I just learned my address for headquarters this. We call this place headquarters this. We're calling new headquarters headquarters that. I don't even know where it is. People say to me, well, bumper car, where's your new headquarters? And I say to them. I don't know. And I'm not even being like obtuse. I honestly genuinely don't know. It's in. I say it's in a place that begins with the letter C. And that's not enough for people. People want more. People want a letter C. You're moving to the letter C bumper car. That doesn't make any sense. Why are you being so like that? And I said like this.

    Unknown: She's going to. I said you're pushing the collaborative. You're pushing the collaborative. We're gonna make sure everybody's back up next year. Keep it up. Be ahuman. We're not gonna let it hurt our friends. We're not gonna let anybody make you out on campus unless you take over. No! You gotta come back over next year, bitches. But we did it anyways. I know, didn't we? Always. I'm out. I'm out. Bye guys. Bye guys. I wanna kiss. Take a while. I don't know. Could get all these things over with. Bye.