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  • Bumperpodcast #364 – Left out

    Bumperpodcast #364 – Left out

    Oh no. Natty left someone out, again. Who is it – and what will the fallout be? Listen to find out!

    The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!

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    About This Episode

    In this Thanksgiving-themed episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar faces the wrath of Turkey, who's upset about being excluded from his traditional holiday interview. The situation escalates when it's revealed Natty came down with a mysterious case of "the loop de loo" that caused him to forget everything. Meanwhile, Producer the Frog reveals he's been sleeping in the backyard because no one invited him inside, leading to an emotional workplace revelation. Aloysious J. Pig threatens legal action while everyone learns an important grammar lesson about possessive apostrophes. The chaos concludes with Natty promising a holiday party to make amends with everyone.

    Memorable Quotes

    “Have you looked around this place? It's a virtual pigsty. That's why I like to come in here as much as I do.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “I was never invited to stay in here and so everybody else seems to go sleep whatever they want and I have to go sleep in the backyard. It's very cold out there in the snow.”

    — Producer

    “It's not turkey soup, it's turkey's soup. The Z is very important because that lets us know it's his soup not soup of him.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #thanksgiving #workplacedynamics #friendship #apologies #holidays #miscommunication #inclusion

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig, Doodle Poodle, Producer, Turkey

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: well well well good morning afternoon evening midday brunch lunch dinner night time midnight to you bumper podcast listeners it's me natty bumper car and i

    Aloysious J. Pig: hey natty hey pig what's going on you forgot somebody who ah turkey come here

    Natty Bumpercar: oh no oh no i'm hi turkey how are you

    Doodle Poodle: wow wow he's really heated yeah he's really angry why wow i've never seen such a mad bird i haven't either i want what's the matter turkey why are you so mad i've never seen you get angry before okay oh yeah but but no i'm sorry okay

    Natty Bumpercar: that makes sense okay so everybody if you don't speak turkey geese then you don't know what he's saying but turkeys very upset because every single year that we've been doing the bumper podcast around thanksgiving we have him on and we have big interviews we have a big show and evidently this year he got his whole turkey family together all ready for his big bumper podcast interview and then the call never came yes hi natty it's i betty sir and i'm

    Producer: very sorry but we have put together a schedule and we are determined that we weren't going to be having the turkey on the show this year i have uh some emails from you which say exactly to the point i don't want that bird in my studio he makes everything very feathery

    Aloysious J. Pig: turkey um listen i gotta i might have to take this bird out of studio because you he's getting really angry and i don't blame him did you really say that natty did you really get upset at the turkey because of the feathers in your studio have you looked around this place no it's a virtual pigsty that's why i like to come in here as much as i do okay um it's funny

    Natty Bumpercar: um wow uh yee um so turkey i'm really sorry we went through a weird thing this year where i came down with a bad case of some weird thing i don't even remember what it was called was it like banu was that banu no bro

    Aloysious J. Pig: you're always totes banu we all know that you equal totes banu however yes i believe if i'm

    Producer: looking back through my notes that you buy you came down with a case of the loop de loo and you said the loop de loo and you forgot everything and who you were and everything and whatnot so without being sir

    Turkey: yeah i did really

    Natty Bumpercar: oh thank you so much turkey it was it was loop de loo and guys turkey has offered to bring me he says it's a magic cure for the loop de loo

    Aloysious J. Pig: some of his turkey soup whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa wait a minute you ain't gonna eat no turkey soup turkey's my friend you ain't allowed to eat my friend's bumper car uh now excuse me point of representation point of fact point of uh uh attention uh uh rufus t rufus have heard the term loop de loo uh dis distributed and disinfactuated here in the studio today and i was wondering who exactly was making that referential preferential

    Turkey: yeah hey so thank you uh so thank you for clearing that up

    Natty Bumpercar: uh turkey so rufus for you uh we were talking about a long time ago with the loop de loo so you don't have to be here you don't have to jump in everything is fine uh pig it's not turkey it's not soup made of turkey which no because he's sitting here and ew right no uh it is soup that turkey has made it's like a special family recipe uh that i will try to be having and i will try to to be enjoying as soon as he brings it and i'm sure it will be delicious and delectable there's no soup like turkeys soup see the z is very important there because that lets us know that it's his soup not soup of him it's not turkey soup it's turkeys soup turkeys right yeah turkeys

    Aloysious J. Pig: so if i say uh on the end of something then that means it's mine so let's see here i'm gonna look around the room ah hey if i gotta go to the store i'm gonna take the keys to your cars does that was that work does that make is that what we're doing now i don't understand hey who's chocolaties uh bars uh is this like that i don't know i this is very confusing to me i don't do a lot of gram not a grandma pig if you understand no i i i myself did go to many schools and many times and many variations that's how you achieve the level of latitude that i have now uh let's see here i believe what you're on the path of correctness and the path of righteousness aloysius so without being said t rufus will like the uh the to take all the monies uh out of the the bankers and put it into my wallet like is that what i think is as proper as well i will be taking the dee desires to this houses like that i don't think that's how it works

    Turkey: oh

    Natty Bumpercar: so awesome i'm glad you guys are all having fun and this is all wonderful

    Producer: i am not i don't usually get to participate in these types of things but i feel like it's fun and hard to get involved as well i'm usually just in my producer booth so i'm going to try one for me i would like you to sleep inside the house tonight like that oh ease yeah like that i would like to have to eat take a shower easy and not sleep in the backyard is uh please uh if it pleases you it's very cold out there in the snow it's not again i don't know even know if you knew this snarving everywhere okay i'm a frog but i'd like to sleep inside okay they wanted

    Natty Bumpercar: to get that out there so they're all clearing things off of our chests did you said producer this is i'm glad we're bringing this up because i had no idea you were why do you sleep outside we

    Producer: have so many rooms here well i was never invited to stay in here and so everybody else seems to go sleep whatever they want and eat whatever they want to do in an hour or more i have to go have myilsty okay but I want, and that's just not who I am, okay?

    Aloysious J. Pig: Nanny, it's just not who he is, okay? You ain't gotta frog-secute the guy just because he's got a good spirit and a good heart, okay? Okay.

    Natty Bumpercar: Okay, uh, Pig, thank you. You got very emotional for that. That was very sweet of you. Uh, but Frog… My name is Producer. I'm Producer. Yes, Producer. I'm sorry. Thank you. I… Every night when you leave, when you like, wrap up and you're heading home, or what I thought was, like, you say goodbye, and you're like, alright, see everybody later, and you get your stuff and you go out the front door. And so we all thought that you had a house, or maybe you even had a family. We don't know anything about you, so…

    Aloysious J. Pig: No, this, no, it seems like it is moving into my purview. Uh, Mr. Producer, would you say that, uh, the Nanny Bumpercon is a affiliate affiliates have, uh, been disregarding you in any way? Because ipso facto, if they have, then that becomes a legal issue that I believe I could represent you properly for. And you know what? At some point, this house is uh, might become your house is uh, my friend, is uh,

    Natty Bumpercar: Thank you, Turkey. Yes. So, exactly. So what Turkey just said is the truth and the, and, yes. We just thought that Producer was going somewhere else. Should we have known? Maybe, but he was going out the front door. We never, why would we think he was going to the backyard? That doesn't make any sense. And, you know, I don't know a lot about him, and I feel bad about that, but that's just, uh, you know, we just haven't had, like, personal conversations. He's very professional. He goes into his booth, he does his job, and he's wonderful at it, for the most part, and he, he, that's, that's it, you know? I think we should make time, we're in the holiday season, so maybe we should get together with everyone and have a nice holiday party, and, and we can all get to know each other a little bit better. Wouldn't that be nice? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Yeah, of course you're going to be invited, Turkey. I think after this whole debacle that we've, yes, don't worry about it. You're going to be here. What I got to say, Turkey, you're kind of feathering up the joint a little bit. There's a lot of feathers everywhere, okay? So just, if you're going to molt, don't molt here, okay? Uh, I will be awaiting my invitation for this soiree, and, uh, please do run it by my calendar. To make sure I am

    Producer: available. I would like to be there, too, if you could please. I would really appreciate just being included, you know, this one time.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, okay, everyone's going to be included, and I'm sorry if anyone felt like they were left out, and you're all awesome. All of you.

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  • Bumperpodcast #353 – Monster

    Bumperpodcast #353 – Monster

    Emerson is on the Bumperpodcast today, and there is also a monster. They have a regular hoot!

    The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!

    You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com, or to call in and leave a message – 646.847.7976. We’re here and we’re listening!

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    About This Episode

    In this chaotic episode of Bumperpodcast, Aloysious J. Pig attempts to host a show called "Monster Interview Monster" but gets confused when his guest, a young human named Emerson, insists he's not a monster. The interview quickly derails as they debate who is and isn't a monster, with Aloysious struggling to understand the difference. Natty Bumpercar, Doodle Poodle, and Rufus T. Rufus each drop by to interact with Emerson, who has been mysteriously left alone in the studio. Meanwhile, a mysterious blue monster with peach horns and a fish tail keeps appearing and disappearing. The episode features the reveal of the studio dog's name (Popcorn) and ends with Rufus T. Rufus attempting to recruit Emerson in a scheme to take over the podcast.

    Memorable Quotes

    “you don't have fur like a monster you don't have a tail like a monster you don't have horns let me see your teeth no you don't have sharp pointy teeth like a monster are you sure you're a human”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “I'm saying, son, piles of money. This whole podcast could become your podcast. All of this, one day, can and will be yours.”

    — Rufus T. Rufus

    “I went to the pig hospital 22 times, which was rough because my insurance only covered the first 20 visits.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    Topics: #monsters #interviews #confusion #identity #childhood #imagination #studiochaos #legalschemes

    Featuring: Aloysious J. Pig, Natty Bumpercar, Doodle Poodle

    Full Transcript

    Aloysious J. Pig: um hello my name is monster and today i'm going to interview a monster so hi what is your name little monster i'm not a monster my name's emerson but i'm a monster and i supposed to do an interview show called monster interview monster are you a monster no what are you exactly a human a human let's see you no you don't have fur like a monster you don't have a tail like a monster you don't have horns let me see your teeth no you don't have sharp pointy teeth like a are you sure you're on are you so you're you're not a monster i'm not a monster am i a monster

    Unknown: yes why am i a monster because you have horns a tail oh yeah well i've got a ton of fur it

    Aloysious J. Pig: writes from my my my father monster side of the family so i thought of her okay are you um are you blue no you're not blue are you red no huh you're just kind of like kid you look like a kid basically to me i'm white okay well you're kind of peachy you're not really i mean white is you know the color i'd say you're more like silver have you ever seen yourself in the sun i'd say you're more bronze oh i don't go out i don't tan i don't

    Unknown: tan well other people will tan i don't i don't tan okay i do go to the pool have you ever been to the

    Aloysious J. Pig: pool yes you know they kick me out of the pool you know why because you're a monster good because i'm

    Unknown: a monster yes it's also because i'm so furry and then you're gonna spread infections in your fur

    Aloysious J. Pig: i'm not sick or nothing i'm just a monster okay what about your drools i thought it's true a little bit i don't you you drool no Nine. I heard you say that. I'm sorry. I got very confused. So wait, what does a nine-year-old do with their time to play and stuff? Their imagination. Is it their imagination? Yeah. So, okay, can we pretend imagination now? No. You don't want to play, right? So I was going to say this. I'm imagining that I'm a boat and I'm sailing to a place called Volcano and there's a carrot and I need someone to help me. Will you help me? What? So there's a poodle and he's eating a bagel and… Okay. Okay. And then we have to arrest the princess. Where's Natty Bumpercar? I don't know. He just… I'm on the schedule today for the monster… I'm going to kick you out. Please don't kick Kick me out. Kick. Ow! Okay. Nice talking to you. Okay. Hey Em, what are you doing here?

    Natty Bumpercar: Nothing. Are you doing a podcast? Yeah. Were you talking to yourself or? I was talking to this monster. What monster? Did you get his name? No. That happens too often. People come in here and they just start doing podcasts and they don't even sign up properly. How am I supposed to… I can't even charge him if I don't know who it is.

    Unknown: So if we can't charge him, we can't make money. Okay. I think his name was… I don't know. You don't know? Okay. Do you know what he looked like? He was blue. Okay. He had horns. Okay. Like peach horns. Peach horns? Yeah. Okay. And he had a tail that looked like a fish. A fish tail? Yeah. Ew. Okay. His eyes were bigger than… Like saucers? Yeah. Like you

    Natty Bumpercar: saw a saucer? Like a plate? Like a little plate? Yeah. Okay. I think I'm getting a pretty good description. So he was blue. He had horns that were peach colored. He had a tail that looked like a fish. And eyes as big as saucers. Okay. I'm going to track this monster down. And… He's outside. He's outside. Did he just go out? What did he do? He left you in the middle of an interview? Yeah. Did he just walk out by himself? Yeah. Weird. I would never do that. I would never just… Oh wait. Hold on. What's… Oh, I got to go take care of something. Can you keep talking for a few minutes? Yeah.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Hey, bud. What's going on? Good. What is… I was looking for Natty. He's supposed to give me a paycheck today. I think he's with Popcorn. It's Paycheck Friday. He's with Popcorn? Yeah. The dog. Oh, we gave away the dog's name. That's right. Last week we were telling everybody that we got a dog. And now we said to find out the name, go watch this video, which we didn't link to the video. So no one's going to find it. But we're going to find it. We're going to find it. We're going to find it. We're going to find it. We're going to find it. But, so Popcorn… We have a dog named Popcorn here at Headquarters. Oh, also, hey everyone, it's me, Aloysius J. Pig. What? That's my name. You didn't know that? No, I didn't know that. Have we ever met before? No. I'm pretty sure we've met before. You're

    Unknown: the one that always used to beat me up, right? That was five years ago. Yeah, bro. I remember,

    Aloysious J. Pig: okay. I still remember these things. You do? Yes. You beat me up several times. Like every time you saw me, it ended up in a brawl and you're punching me and you're scratching and fighting. You're a little bruiser. I know.

    Unknown: And then you had to go to the hospital 20 times.

    Aloysious J. Pig: I went to the pig hospital.

    Unknown: 22 times.

    Aloysious J. Pig: 22 times, which was rough because my insurance only covered the first 20 visits.

    Unknown: And then the other time when we have another kid.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Who's the other kid? Oliver. Never met

    Unknown: him. Yes, you have.

    Aloysious J. Pig: What does he look like? Oh, wait. I did meet Oliver. He's the one with a blue fur. He's got peach horns. He's got a fish tail. That's not him? Who's that then?

    Unknown: He's my brother.

    Aloysious J. Pig: The monster is your brother?

    Unknown: No, Oliver is my brother. That's not his name. The monster's name is Oliver.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Wait a minute. So, hold on a second. How many people are we talking about here? We're talking about one brother named

    Unknown: Oliver. Oliver.

    Aloysious J. Pig: And we're talking about some monster. Whose name we don't know?

    Unknown: Yeah, we don't know his name.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Okay. This is very strange. Weird things happen around here, I feel. Yep. Oh, speaking of weird things, I just realized I have an appointment, so I gotta go. Okay? Can you keep talking? Yes. Alright. I'll see you later, kid. Good to see you. Please, thanks for not beating me up. I appreciate it. Ow! It's a hit.

    Doodle Poodle: Ah! Beautiful! It's a little fire here. Uh, hello? Who's this? Emerson. Toodle poodle. I heard that we got another dog in the house. You're a dog. I'm Noah. I'm a dog. That's why I was Where's the banana? I haven't drawn a banana in a long time. It's been like 20 years. It's been like 20 years since I drew a banana. It's been like 20 years since I drew. Oh. So what year was that? I don't remember.

    Unknown: Huh?

    Doodle Poodle: But like… Yeah. 1320 and I thought human was gricked just like, I just wish I would 've been one. What is it? What is it? I want a banana dog. Is that something in your memory? I thought I saw something in your memory. But it's a very famous cartoon. um. All. All. Yeah. Catch them all? Gotta, it makes more sense when you say that. Okay. Okay. Hey, it was good to see you, buddy. You too. I wanna go now? Okay. Okay. Where are you gonna go? That's a great question. I'm gonna go make some drawings. Okay. I like to doodle. Oh, no. What can I draw? What should I draw? A turtle. I'm gonna go draw a turtle. I'm gonna go draw a turtle. I'm gonna go draw a turtle. I'm gonna go draw turtle. It's gonna be a very slow drawing. Okay. Okay. Bye-bye.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Uh, now, excuse me, son. This is Rufus G. Rufus. Uh, now, what exactly are you doing in here by yourself? That is against the law. Or is it? Because everybody left me. There was a monster. My dad. Dude. Um. Aloysius was here. He owes me money. And who else? The little dog man. Uh-huh. Now, listen, uh, you, I just want you to know, when I say it is against the law, it is not against the law for you, but they are liable for leaving you in here by yourself, a minor, a youngster. So, what I am saying is, if you need representation, if you need a lawyer to sue them, this… I'm not gonna sue them. I'm saying, son, piles of money. This whole podcast could become your podcast. All of this, one day, you're one day, can and will be yours. Okay. You're gonna take it? Yes. Let's pink it, promise, pink it, swear. Okay. Rufus T. Rufus and Emerson are finally gonna take this thing down. We're gonna take it over. I will go work on the paperwork, okay? Okay. All right. Hey, kid,

    Unknown: I came back. The monster. Oh, my God. Why'd you come back and left me and then… I'm gonna kick you out again.

    Aloysious J. Pig: No!

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  • Bumperpodcast #330 – Firecracker

    Bumperpodcast #330 – Firecracker

    Yay, it’s a blast of a fun episode where we catch up with our favorite tiny pal, Ollie. Sit back, relax – and enjoy as we sing some songs, play some games, and breath like animals. Wheee!

    The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!

    You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com, or to call in and leave a message – 646.847.7976. We’re here and we’re listening!

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    About This Episode

    In this special Fourth of July week episode, Natty Bumpercar welcomes a very special guest – his son Oliver, who he calls his "little firecracker." Oliver shares exciting news about graduating from pre-K and discusses his upcoming adventures, including a road trip to New Hampshire. The episode features adorable moments including Oliver singing his graduation song "Love Goes On Like a Circle," silly animal guessing games featuring gorillas and dinosaurs, and conversations about where animals sleep in the wilderness. Oliver also references the previous episode's frog character and his confusing advice about finding money. This heartwarming episode showcases the playful father-son dynamic and Oliver's charming personality.

    Memorable Quotes

    “Love goes on like a circle till it comes knocking at your front door”

    — Oliver

    “If I see a wad of cash I'm grabbing it fast grabbing it quick. I'm never gonna listen to that frog, that frog does not know what he's talking about”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “Why not do it again? I did have cake yeah today. Can I tell you how delicious that cake was it was amazing”

    — Oliver

    Topics: #fourthofjuly #graduation #family #roadtrip #animals #dinosaurs #children #newhampshire

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: hey everybody it's me natty bumper car and this is the big uh fourth of july week and i so what i decided to do i can't have fireworks on my podcast but i can have a little firecracker who are you oliver your name is oliver i haven't talked to you in so long where have you been uh have you been hiding yeah you hide very well have you been hiding uh where in the cupboard yeah do you even know what a cupboard is no uh then you can't say yes have you been hiding um under the stairs no good because that would be super scary and creepy i'm glad you're not hiding under the stairs where else so where have you been hiding uh in the basement you've been in

    Unknown: the basement basement the whole time the basement's so gross why would you come down here and hide

    Natty Bumpercar: okay is it so anyway it's great to see you i'm glad you've been such a good hider has there been anything cool that's been happening with you lately um no nothing at all yes did you recently graduate from pre-k yes that's kind of exciting right yeah so where are you gonna go next year you don't have to yell because they can all hear you right you don't want to hurt people's ears do you okay okay um that's pretty cool are you gonna who's are you gonna be the same school with

    Unknown: somebody else yeah i'm gonna be in the same school with micah nicky marie and desmond but i mean isn't

    Natty Bumpercar: there someone else that maybe you know that you're gonna be in the same school as nope that you live in the same house as no that you sleep in the same room as yes

    Unknown: you're gonna be in the same school as your brother that's kind of cool that's gonna be

    Natty Bumpercar: much easier for daddy i don't have to go to separate places right yeah do you think you're gonna see him in the hallways yes are you gonna like wave at him are you gonna wave at him are you gonna like run away crying what are you gonna do that's a nice thing to do so I was wondering Ollie okay let's do weird breathing I'm gonna breathe like a duck ready wait was that what was you you were like a cow or a monster I'm gonna

    Unknown: breathe like a mouse

    Natty Bumpercar: I'm gonna breathe like brown bunny and you're gonna breathe like the baby brown bunny that we have at how our house we have a brown bunny rabbit baby and we have a baby brown bunny too so I'm gonna breathe like the daddy brown bunny and you're gonna breathe like the baby okay so it sounds like all of our animals have breathing problems and i don't think they're gonna do well did you listen to the last episode of the bumper podcast uh yes i did who was on it emma no no no remember there was a song in it i mean i was on there but pig was there and producer remember the frog yeah what did he say

    Unknown: if you see a hundred dollar bill run away from it run away if you see a thousand dollar bill call the police call the police that's crazy no you should pick it up pick it up i'm never

    Natty Bumpercar: gonna listen to that frog that frog does not know what he's talking about if i see a wad of cash i'm grabbing it fast grabbing it quick um so speaking of songs do you have any like songs that you sang at your graduation that you could sing for us today um love gloves okay i don't know the words to that one but can you do it

    Unknown: one by one two by two four by four and love goes on like a circle till it comes knocking at your front door

    Natty Bumpercar: oh that's a sweet song i was i was thinking of a different song that you guys sang uh it's when you came into the room you're holding a little candle you mean this little one of mine i think that's the one that i'm thinking of hold on to your horses bumper podcast kateers i think you're gonna love this song one two three

    Unknown: i can't do it i forgot there's this little item this that was the washing machine it just made a little noise that's a beautiful song that makes that made

    Natty Bumpercar: my heart melt has your heart ever melted before so wait what happened what do you think happens when your heart melts does it just make a big mess

    Unknown: um no what's it do

    Natty Bumpercar: it make you oh no i hope that doesn't happen i hope that's not what happens at all it is do you um do you have any big adventures coming up

    Unknown: yes tell me one um i'm going to keep at it and i'm going to new hampshire

    Natty Bumpercar: you're going to new hampshire

    Unknown: yeah tomorrow

    Natty Bumpercar: what are you gonna walk

    Unknown: no we're gonna go in the car

    Natty Bumpercar: we're gonna drive all the way to new hampshire

    Unknown: yes

    Natty Bumpercar: that sounds like a terrible idea

    Unknown: walking this

    Natty Bumpercar: walking is the worst idea

    Unknown: because then you will sleep in the wilderness

    Natty Bumpercar: who else sleeps in the wilderness huh

    Unknown: bears

    Natty Bumpercar: bears bears bears definitely sleep in the wilderness what about uh foxes yeah moose

    Unknown: rabbit

    Natty Bumpercar: yeah rabbits uh mouse yeah mice do yeah squirrels squirrels geese geese hey whales

    Unknown: whales

    Natty Bumpercar: whales don't sleep in the wilderness

    Unknown: yeah

    Natty Bumpercar: they sleep in the ocean oh i was gonna say the lake but yeah the ocean sounds it makes more sense you're kind of silly huh

    Unknown: yeah

    Natty Bumpercar: is this is it late for you is it past your bedtime uh no oh what time what time do you go to bed eight o'clock well that's what time you go into the room but what time do you think you actually go to sleep 30. i might want to keep going a little bit uh it's 50. a little bit more

    Unknown: 8 100

    Natty Bumpercar: 8 100 that is exactly when you go to bed it drives daddy crazy right because i'm like molly you have to go to bed or no more cookies ever okay okay and you say okay you don't want cookies

    Unknown: i mean no i want cookies we want cookies where's our cookies we want cake where's that cake

    Natty Bumpercar: um

    Unknown: i did have cake yeah today you didn't have cake why not do it again

    Natty Bumpercar: you didn't have cake why not do it again

    Unknown: why not but can I tell you how delicious that cake was it was amazing so we were

    Natty Bumpercar: at a 4th of July picnic and someone had made a cake and it was a yellow cake kind of like angel food and then they put yeah they put strawberries on it in a row and blueberries up in the corner so they look like a little American flag and Oliver refused to eat the cake even though I took all of the berries off for him and covered the cake in whipped cream you missed out my friend if we I mean I don't know where we're gonna find cake cuz we're driving to New Hampshire and I don't have any cake in the car what the heck what Ollie that's the meanest rudest thing ever no violence on this podcast my friend are you itchy yeah my butt alright why is okay your butt is itchy

    Unknown: yes it is

    Natty Bumpercar: alright well now that everyone knows that I hope that that makes your day a little bit more full bye bye so I'll see you next time bye bye he's alternate we're next game where we guess the animal I'm gonna play once and you are gonna play once okay my animal has tail my nose has tail Um, lives in the jungle. Jungle, tail, ground.

    Unknown: Hmm. Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: Want one more hint? Yeah. The animal that I'm thinking of, um, loves to climb trees.

    Unknown: A gorilla. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.

    Natty Bumpercar: I was thinking of a gorilla.

    Unknown: A gorilla. A gorilla is a gorilla.

    Natty Bumpercar: Okay, I was actually thinking of a monkey, but I thought you were close enough. Alright, so which one, you do yours now.

    Unknown: I'm thinking of an animal. Even a dino.

    Natty Bumpercar: That's going to make it hard, but okay.

    Unknown: I'm thinking of a dino that has a spine on it.

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh. Uh, a deniachius.

    Unknown: And now, it has four legs.

    Natty Bumpercar: Spine? Stegosaurus?

    Unknown: No. It's a meat eater.

    Natty Bumpercar: Ah, I mean, a spine is, oh, wait, uh, it has a, it has a sail? Yeah. And it's a meat eater?

    Unknown: And it has four legs.

    Natty Bumpercar: And it has four legs. Stegosaurus?

    Unknown: Hmm. It's not a meat eater.

    Natty Bumpercar: No, he's a plant eater. That's why I'm kind of confused. Uh.

    Unknown: Uh. Dimetrodon!

    Natty Bumpercar: Is it Dimetrodon? You didn't give me, you could have given me a couple more guesses.

    Unknown: Yeah, but.

    Natty Bumpercar: I was never going to get it. Yes. All right, Ollie Bean, well, thank you for coming to visit. Good. Can you say goodbye to everybody? Bye-bye.

    Unknown: Okay!

    Natty Bumpercar: Don't yell! Joy Joy! Yeah!

    Unknown: Don't yell at me. Okay, bye!

    Natty Bumpercar: Bye!

    Unknown: Bye! I'm out of here! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye!

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  • Bumperpodcast #314 – Groundhog Flu

    Bumperpodcast #314 – Groundhog Flu

    Here it is – the new podcast that everyone is talking about. The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! 

    It is a huge day at the Bumperpodcast because it’s Groundhog day! We even have a special guest on the show to talk about the fun. Then, we deliver an ad for an app called ‘Picniic’ on today’s episode of the Bumperpodcast!

    Picniic is a nifty organization app for families who have way too much going on. I started playing with it last week, and was immediately shocked at how many times I have triple-booked myself over the next two months.

    To check it out, yourself, go to picniic.com/getstarted to set up your account and use promo code: PODPIC for 30 days of Picniic Premium free! (Repeat with emphasis on URL and promo code and SPELL P-I-C-N-I-I-C)

    Send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    Don’t forget to call in and leave a message – 646.847.7976.

     

    Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!!

     

    About This Episode

    Natty Bumpercar celebrates his favorite holiday – Groundhog Day! In this special episode, Natty welcomes Mr. Groundhog himself to discuss the bizarre American tradition of letting a varmint predict the weather. The conversation takes unexpected turns as Aloysious J. Pig joins in to question the groundhog about the uncomfortable reality of being pulled from a hole by men in top hats. The episode explores the oddity of this enduring tradition, including revelations about Mr. Groundhog's school days with Punxsutawney Phil. Things get chaotic as the show veers into discussions about the flu, shopping lists, and whether the groundhog actually bites the handlers.

    Memorable Quotes

    “It's the day when we let a varmint come out of a hole and tell us what the weather's gonna be. It's weird why how does this still happen? It's amazing I love it.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “If you're sleeping in your little hole and some dude wearing like a tuxedo jacket type thing maybe a cape… does he have a monocle? Is it terrifying?”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “I found out if he sees his shadow six more weeks of winter and two different groundhog days saw two different things today so what does it mean I have no idea.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #groundhogday #holidays #traditions #weather #punxsutawneyphil #winter #animals

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Mr. Groundhog, Producer, Aloysious J. Pig

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: hey guys it's my favorite day of the year do you want to know what day it is I'm gonna tell you what day it is because you're gonna be excited too because it's a weird day it's a cool day it's a fun day and we have a special guest to talk about his experience with the day today's Groundhog Day that's right I'm not even gonna bury the lead I'm not even gonna like try to like hold it out for any longer I just want you to know that you should be excited because it's Groundhog Day it's the day when we let a varmint come out of a hole and and tell us what the weather's gonna be it's a weird why how does this still happen it's amazing I love it in this world this weird world that we live in that there's still this weird and I'm just gonna keep saying weird because it's so weird uh thing that people do that I mean it's not really commercialized really I mean it feels like it should at now it should be like groundhog day brought to you by i don't know uh umbrellas there or something i don't know but you know or just like the groundhog should be wearing patches of different uh companies or something like that um but it's not it's not it's not it's people get dressed up in top hats and stuff like that and in giant coats and there's a stage and there's a uh a box essentially and they they reach into it's it's not really i can't imagine it's pleasant for the groundhog but we're gonna find out but they reach into the body they pull this poor animal out and they're like what does he see his shadow and how do they know if he sees his shadow right i've got peripheral vision so i can see somebody coming up to my side and and maybe my set my shadows over there but i'm out of the thing they put him down if he sees his shadow then that means there's six more weeks of winter and if he doesn't see his shadow that means that spring is only six weeks away i might have that completely backwards another question that i'm probably going to need to ask the groundhog but without further ado ladies and gentlemen i'm going to bring to you my friend your friend he's going to be everyone's friend here give it up for mr groundhog

    Mr. Groundhog: okay here i just need to move you a little bit closer to the microphone

    Natty Bumpercar: okay good because i couldn't i couldn't really hear you so it's so nice to see you i'm sorry about the technical difficulty

    Producer: i know so this is

    Natty Bumpercar: you're super busy day february 2nd is when groundhog day is and it's just it's just american tradition and it was it's primarily and you can tell me if i'm right on this or wrong but they do it in a place called punxsutawney uh pennsylvania punxsutawney i love that word and there's a guy there i don't know you you okay but is punxsutawney phil that is their uh groundhog who lives in punxsutawney and he's like the most famous he's like the granddaddy he's like the big dude of groundhogs right

    Mr. Groundhog: all right so you you know i'm going to school with him that's amazing

    Natty Bumpercar: so i so ladies and gentlemen we're getting fun facts about punxsutawney phil in his school days that i didn't was not expecting today i did not know this was going to be an exclusive story but so uh so mr groundhog and so is it it's m-i-s-t-a like mr groundhog all right so um mike hear my questions is it super unpleasant for you to oh speaking of unpleasant hey pig what's going on i was just like who's the best

    Aloysious J. Pig: hog that our bubba guy knows and who knows everything about everything and i was just like oh that's me i rolled out of bed i had a little snack oh i brushed my teeth you're gonna took a shower uh-huh i uh dried off did some powder did some lotion you know got really right uh-huh and then i got dressed okay and i came down to stay lotion's important and uh here we are okay hello talking

    Natty Bumpercar: to you talking to me hey pig so uh cool well real quick right now we got to hear from our sponsors so we'll catch up in just a second and now a quick word from one of our sponsors i'm so busy but luckily i discovered picnic it is an organizational app for my family i can enter events into a shared calendars we have to-do lists shopping lists and ebooks and we have a whole range of things to do and even recipes so you should totally go do it go get organized just go to picnic.com get started to set up your account and use promo code pod pick for 30 days of picnic premium for free that's picnic p-i-c-n-i-i-c dot com slash get started and promo code pod pick so go and get organized today we now return you to whatever in the world it was that you were listening to just before the commercial here on the bumper podcast good luck

    Aloysious J. Pig: you're going to need it oh that's so that's that's so nice yeah still got a sponsor it's so cool right because i was gonna tell you the snack bar yep he's uh empty right now i know you could go get me some oats perhaps just make a list some suet suet and a little bit of uh i don't know honey okay and some uh some donuts donuts i appreciate it i love all this money uh-huh get me some donuts okay back to you hog okay uh groundhog what's your name his name is

    Natty Bumpercar: mr groundhog so address him accordingly

    Producer: bro is he okay

    Aloysious J. Pig: he's hissing he's hissing is this is this groundhog okay is he going through has he got some sort of i don't know groundhog disease or some sort of groundhog issue or some sort of groundhog problem because listen i don't need that in my life right now all right it's bad enough with a flu yeah right it's good to see you too peanut lou i haven't seen or heard or talked to you in a long time but no we

    Natty Bumpercar: were actually talking about the flu and man it is brutal this year i mean we're getting notices from school we're getting notices from daycare uh i know people who have it and it sounds like maybe the worst thing ever like oh i i haven't had it in a couple years knock on wood but uh man uh the aches the pains the chills it knocks you out for like a week uh and it went around my office last year and i luckily avoided it there too uh so i i highly recommend here's what i do i don't know if you want health tips from me but i basically i don't know if you want health tips from me but i basically i uh in the morning i get up i sit in the shower i turn the shower on and i just stay there all day and if anyone comes near me i spray uh spray them with uh disinfectant because i don't want i can't i can't deal with the flu i don't want the flu i have a uh a little low grade cold but that happens you know it's it's hot it's cold outside it's snowy but the flu no thank you

    Producer: yeah bumper car here's the thing the uh you know i don't want the flu i don't want the flu i don't

    Aloysious J. Pig: the uh the little dude over there he's saying that he he's upset that he came all the way in to talk to you about uh groundhog's day and now you're going on and on about the flu he doesn't want to be associated he doesn't want his brand to be associated with getting the flu with the aches and the pains and the chills so he want if we could let's refocus let's re-rack the camera and let's come back and talk about groundhog day so here's i got a couple of quick questions do you mind mr groundhog

    Natty Bumpercar: okay go ahead pig i'll let you uh okay okay yeah he's pig's gonna ask you a couple questions so

    Aloysious J. Pig: here's the thing uh groundhog mr mr groundhog uh i'm just gonna call you uh mg from now on mr groundhog mr groundhog he's a mr groundhog you know uh uh uh mr groundhog he's a mr groundhog you know oh oh oh i'm working on a song for you we're gonna get it it's gonna blow up it's gonna be the top of the charts anyway if you're sleeping in your little hole and some dude wearing like a tuxedo jacket type thing maybe a cape i don't know does he have a cane what is this dude doing does he have a monocle is this a man who's wearing a monocle does he come to you is it terrifying do then does he do they coax you out are they like here's a carrot or something like that or do they literally like reach into the box and pull you out by your i don't know by your no i don't know what do they how are they grabbing you you ain't got no no handles or nothing

    Natty Bumpercar: wow that's serious you get angry you you bite them okay well that's probably not you know it's not a great idea but it might be the most helpful for you ladies and gentlemen this has been groundhog day mr groundhog aloicious jay pig i found out if he sees his shadow six more weeks of winter and two different groundhog days saw two different things today so what does it mean i have no idea but i hope you've had a great day it's been fun hanging out with you bumper pod

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  • Bumperpodcast #170: Birthday Roast Build-Up

    Bumperpodcast #170: Birthday Roast Build-Up

    Is this your favorite day of the week? Of course it is – because today is the day of the Bumperpodcast!

    We talk about the ‘Natty Bumpercar Birthday Roast Extravaganza: A Benefit for PAWS!’ – which is coming up this very weekend.

    Do you like kitty cats? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    I’m like a birthday!

    Here is a link to the Facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/495000327236449/

     

    About This Episode

    In this episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar excitedly announces his upcoming Natty Bumpercar Birthday Roast Extravaganza, a charity benefit for PAWS, an organization that helps cats. Natty defends his decision to organize his own birthday party roast, explaining that he'd rather celebrate big than stay home watching Murder She Wrote and eating kettle corn. He humorously describes how friends will roast him for his birthday, saying terrible things about him that may not even be true. Natty promises to tell listeners all about the event next week and hints that it might be filmed for everyone to watch.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I'm not gonna sit at home and watch murder she wrote and eat kettle corn that's not a birthday for me this is i like to blow it out”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “It's a roast like i've gathered all these people to essentially beat me up for my birthday it's very strange thing to do”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #birthday #comedyroast #charity #cats #partyplanning #friendship

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Rufus T. Rufus

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: all right bumper podcast it's me natty bumper car and it is your favorite day of the week what day is it it's the middle of the week that's why it's your favorite day because you had to climb up to get to it and then you slide down to the end to the weekend the weekends are the best i know that now i realize that i don't know why i didn't know that before but i think they're pretty awesome and so that's why uh today no wait that's not why today's your favorite day why is it then oh of course it's because it's the bumper podcast day and today's the day that we get to hang out and chitter chatter and bibble babble well you know what we're gonna talk about today do you do you let me tell you ladies and gentlemen this weekend coming up um i'm terrified because i've put together um uh it's the natty bumper car birthday roast extravaganza and it's a benefit for uh an organization called pause and that place it's uh they help kitty cats so that's a good organization they're gonna help out the kitty cats and the kitty cats need our help uh they need our help to uh to vote they they certainly need our help to to cross the street uh they need our hope our hope they need our hope so please give the kitty cats all of your hope and your dream wait no that didn't make any sense um now some people have criticized me they oh you can you put together your own birthday party

    Rufus T. Rufus: you you don't have you done and people don't you don't have these people i do this for you

    Natty Bumpercar: and i'm like bro i it's a big birthday and i want to make sure that it goes off awesome and so yeah i threw some stuff together you know what i'm not gonna sit at home and watch uh murder she wrote and uh eat kettle corn that's not a birthday for me this is i like to blow it out i like to to to build it up i'm gonna set them up and you're gonna knock them down we're talking bowling terms now i'm going to get the ball out of the baller turn i'm gonna put my hands over the air and uh then i'm gonna throw the ball that made sense i'm not sure i don't i don't know if that made sense at all but it's a roast like i've gathered all these people to uh essentially beat me up for my birthday it's very strange thing to do like normally for birthday you're like look i got some balloons look i got some streamers but this is going to be like why did you say that about me that's a terrible thing to say it's always not even true but it's going to be so much fun and i wish you could be there but trust me i'm going to be there for you tell you all about it next week and i think we're going to have it filmed so maybe we'll let you watch it too i don't know bumper podcast you're my best and you're gonna have some fun

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