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  • Bumperpodcast #338 – Turkey! Turkey!

    Bumperpodcast #338 – Turkey! Turkey!

    Hey – better late than never, right?! Turkey shows up, and some of the gang chime in to talk about what they’re thankful for. It’s a splendid little get together for all of your ears!

    The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!

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    About This Episode

    In episode 338 of Bumperpodcast, Turkey arrives upset that he wasn't invited for his usual annual Thanksgiving appearances. Host Natty Bumpercar apologizes for the radio silence, explaining he's been overwhelmed with making endless to-do lists. Rufus T. Rufus emerges from a nap to share what he's thankful for, including the judicial system and his career path. Aloysious J. Pig attempts to lighten the mood with dancing and singing, while Natty reflects on a tough year including car troubles and a flooded basement. Despite the challenges, the gang discusses perspective, gratitude, and finding positivity in difficult situations, all while Natty prepares to head to a library for a kids' show.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I have to make lists to make lists. And you know what's on those lists? More lists. That's right. I have to break down my lists.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “Rough patches, you know what they do? They float away. They're like little ice cubes. They're out in the ocean. They float away. They melt.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “I'm also thankful for chocolates and clouds and rainbows and whatnot.”

    — Rufus T. Rufus

    Topics: #thanksgiving #gratitude #perspective #cartroubles #challenges #comedy #friendship

    Featuring: Turkey, Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig, Rufus T. Rufus

    Full Transcript

    Turkey: Hey, Turkey, what's going on? Okay. I know, I know, I know. Well, that's not fair. Come on.

    Natty Bumpercar: Okay, so what Turkey was just saying was he's upset because every single year for the past few years, we've done a fun string of episodes on the Bumper Podcast where he has come in and done his guest spots and he had it on his calendar for this year because I guess we booked him last year, and then we didn't do the episodes.

    Turkey: I know.

    Natty Bumpercar: There's just been a lot going on. I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Are you? How are you doing anyway, Turkey? What's going on?

    Turkey: What? Okay.

    Natty Bumpercar: Really? So you've had a really busy year. So I'm surprised you even noticed that we didn't call you or book you or anything. I'm really sorry about that. It's just. We haven't been doing a lot of episodes and it's all my fault, really, but it's because I'm triple, quadruple, octuple booked. Like, I'm just booked. I'm so booked. I'm booked, booked, so booked. And I'm behind on a lot of things.

    Turkey: Hey, Bumper Guy.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, get the turkey off the show. I'm sorry, Turk. Your time is done. We didn't have no show, so you didn't come in or nothing, and that's fine. But listen, the thing is, you know. You gotta scoot, because you're really monopolizing a lot of time. And since we're not recording a ton of episodes these days, I need you just to kind of understand who the stories are to show. Thanks, Pig. Thanks, I appreciate that. No, not you, Bumper Guy. It's me. Come on. Oh, come on. Well, anyway. Hi, Pig. Turkey, are you going to stick around? You don't have to. You don't got to listen to Pig. Okay.

    Turkey: Okay.

    Natty Bumpercar: All right, well, thanks for stopping by. It was good to see you.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Bye-bye.

    Natty Bumpercar: Okay.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Woo!

    Natty Bumpercar: Talk to you later. Hey, everyone. It's me, Natty Bumper Guy. That was Turkey, and obviously he was upset. And I don't blame him. Usually, he's on every single year. But this year, we didn't even have a Thanksgiving episode. I don't know why. I can't tell you why. I can tell you we've been very busy here, though. Busy doing what? No idea. Have you ever been so busy that you… You do a lot of stuff, but then you're so busy that you don't even know that you did this stuff, so you don't even… Your brain doesn't recognize it? Like, I've started having to make lists. And on my lists are prompts that make me have to make more lists. Like, I have to make lists to make lists. And you know what's on those lists? More lists. That's right. I have to break down my lists. Don't forget to make a list. Hey, on Tuesday, you know what it is? List day. Really? Well, what's Monday and Wednesday and all the other days? Oh, those are different list days. To-do, lists. What are you going to do? Lists. Stuff to do, lists. Lists, lists, lists. It's really all I do is make lists. I don't even get the stuff done that's on the list, except for making the lists. Besides that… Holy cow. I'm Bumpercar. What are you doing? Oh. Hi, pig. Yeah. So anyway, evidently while Bumpercar was away from doing a Bumperpodcast, has any of my episodes been going out on the air? Because I know I've been down here. We've been recording some stuff here in the lab. You know, we've been mixing some tricks. We've been putting some stuff together. And I didn't know if… Really? No, none of them. What am I paying you for? I don't… Okay, well… You don't pay me. I didn't mean to bring that up again. Well, you did, though. So, yeah, you haven't been recording episodes because I… No one's been recording episodes because I've had the computer. And without a computer, you cannot record anything. And so… So, there's been nothing. Radio silence is what's been happening. We should tell everyone what we're thankful for. I ain't thankful for nothing. Nothing. You're not thankful for anything? Not one bit. No. All right. Well, then I'll tell everyone what I'm thankful for. Oh, this is going to be a humdinger of an episode. He's going to be like, I'm thankful for chocolate. I'm thankful for rainbows and clouds. And scene. There's the end of the episode.

    Rufus T. Rufus: Excuse me one second here. It's Rufus. T. Rufus. I was napping back by the closet here. And I heard some people come in. And I believe I heard a turkey bird gobbling, gobbling. And if we're going to be recording an episode as to what we are, in fact, appreciative of, then I think I should hop onto that list as well and tell everyone what I'm thankful for, which is, of course, the judicial system, which has given me a career path and which has given me a goal and which is getting me on a straight. Straight and narrow, straight to the top, all the way we go, hippity hoppity, just don't stop it. I'm also thankful for all of you, of course, as well. And I'm also thankful for chocolates and clouds and rainbows and whatnot.

    Natty Bumpercar: OK. Hey, Rufus, it's good to see you. That's a nice list. I appreciate your list. And I appreciate you waking up and coming and spending some time with us here on the Bumper Podcast. If we're going to do a list, I'm thankful for a lot of things. It's been a tough year. I'm not going to lie about that. What with our car broke, our basement flooded, poor Irving Brown socks went away. Just a lot of stuff on top of stuff on top of stuff. But, you know, we try to take deep breaths and try to keep moving forward and just try to keep maintaining and try to find the positive in things. And so I'm thankful for perspective, I think, is what I'm thankful for. And what that means, if anyone who's listening doesn't know, is the ability to look at situations and look at them from different angles and don't just accept the negative in things. Try to find a little bit of positivity if you can. Try to just take deep breaths and look at things and, you know, hope that you find some good in them. Because it's hard sometimes. Sometimes it feels like there's a lot of bad everywhere. Right. All right. And listen. Okay. Yeah. You're not doing good. All right. Okay. I was trying to. No, you're not. You're trying to give a little lesson, a little life lesson, which is fine. But this is the Bumper Podcast. This is where people come. They tune in on the Teletubes or the Ruby Slippers, wherever you listen to this show. You're coming in here. You're like, how am I going to have fun this week? Oh, yeah. I'm going to listen to the Bumper Podcast. How am I going to have a good time and feel good about the Bumper Podcast? Do you understand? What in the world? A fan just kicked on. Hello. So, it's good teaching little lessons. But let's have some fun, too. Like me, what am I thankful for? I'm thankful for truffles. They're kind of like things you find down next to the trees. And I sound like I'm in an airplane all of a sudden. What's happening to me? I'm also thankful for singing and dancing. Because I have fun when I sing and I dance and I do a little prance and I move around and I shake my little toe. I'll tail around and I do a little bit of this and I do a little bit of that. And, of course, yeah, whatever. We had some rough patches. But rough patches, you know what they do? They float away. All right? They're like little ice cubes. They're out in the ocean. They float away. They melt. And then they're just part of the ocean. Wait. That actually sounded kind of sad. It sounds like those little ice cubes are just going to disappear. I don't like that one bit at all. I don't know what just happened. But I guess I brought it down a peg or two. A peg or two? A peg or two? I'm going to bring this down. I'm going to bring this down a peg or two. All right? All right. You're okay. It's okay. Wow. That was really loud, that fan. How does he have a fan in there? We're not supposed to plug anything into these different places. No, I was going to put a heater in here, but we're not allowed. It does something to the circuits or whatever. Well, listen, everybody. We hope that you're doing great. We're doing pretty okay. We have to figure out how to get our car to move again because the exhaust system fell out. Do you know what that is? Do you know what a muffler is? It's the thing that's under a car that takes the bad air from the engine and it goes through these pipes and it shoots out the back of the car. Well, we recently had a snowstorm a few weeks ago and the muffler hit something and it cracked and broke. And so it's no longer attached to the engine. And so our little car, if you drive it, what happens is all the bad air from the engine goes right into the cabin of the car, which is presumably where you're going to be. It's sitting if you're driving a car. So what does that mean? That means we can't drive that car. Yay. And it caused the repair cost to fix this thing costs more than the car is worth. So there's a little bit of debating going on, right? A little bit of a should we? Shouldn't we? And by should we? Shouldn't we? I don't know what I mean. Should we walk everywhere from now on? Should we get on bicycles? Who knows? It's an exciting adventure. That's what we like to look at. It is that we hope you guys are having exciting adventures and we hope you're there and you're happy to hear from Turkey and you hope that you're happy to hear from us and we hope that you're going to do whatever pig did and do a little dance and shake your little tail and all that jazz. Anyway, this is the bumper podcast and I'm happier now having recorded this than I was before I recorded that and that means that everything is working out well so you have an awesome day me. I'm going to go to a library. I'm going to go to a library and do a kid's show. I have to leave here in about 45 minutes so cross your fingers and wish me luck because by the time you listen to this, it will have already have happened. What? Time travel. The future. Magic.

  • Bumperpodcast #336 – Irving Brown Socks

    Bumperpodcast #336 – Irving Brown Socks

    Today we finally get to talk to one of our pals who hasn’t ever really been on the show, Irving Brown Socks. We get to hear his whole story and choke up a bit towards the end. Hug people in your lives, and hug your animals (unless they are fish). It’ll make your day that much better. Thanks for listening.

    The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!

    You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com, or to call in and leave a message – 646.847.7976. We’re here and we’re listening!

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    About This Episode

    In a deeply personal and touching episode, Natty Bumpercar breaks format by recording outside Bumperpodcast headquarters to introduce listeners to his beloved dog, Irving Brown Socks. Natty shares the 15-year journey of his black lab/border collie mix, from their first meeting at a pet adoption event in Georgia to their life together through multiple moves and the growth of Natty's family. The episode chronicles Sox's quirks, adventures, and the special bond between dog and family, while Natty grapples with his aging companion's declining health. This heartfelt departure from the usual comedy format offers a touching reflection on pet ownership, loss, and cherishing the time we have with those we love.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I do think it's kind of true where they choose you like i choose uh you pikachu like we're their pokemon essentially”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “Be thankful for the time you have with stuff, with things, with people, whatever… Time doesn't come back.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “We took him from a not great life. We gave him a great life. And that's all I could have done. That's all he wanted in the world.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #dogs #pets #family #loss #friendship #memories #lifelessons

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: oh hey bumper podcast it's me natty bumper car and this is this is a first this is a first for two different reasons the first first is that i'm recording this from outside the uh of headquarters outside we left the lab we took all the equipment we are outside uh so you might get to hear some nice environmental noises maybe a bird's gonna fly by i don't know maybe like uh maybe i'm gonna run and scream if a dragonfly tries to attack me these these are things that could happen uh and you're wondering well why are you outside it's that seems like a strange thing to do after 320 episodes well i'm outside because i wanted to be out here with my pal who really hasn't been on the show very much has never been interviewed that i can remember he is shaking his head no uh so i'd like to welcome to the show my friend mr irving brown socks hi buddy how are you oh those were such sweet little things blinks you just gave me now i'm gonna tell the story of irving and i will kind of relay his reaction to it because he did not want to get on mike he's uh embarrassed about his voice he's he feels like it's it's not podcast worthy and i said well clearly you've never been listening to the bumper podcast because anyone and anything hops on the mics on this show and he just said that's not for and i said okay i'm not gonna pressure you but i figured we would hang out kind of talk it out is that okay oh he's looking past me i see what's happening um so and if it's windy i apologize we do have wind screens on um irving brown socks it was born in i think atlanta georgia probably maybe decatur georgia or just a regular old downtown atlanta and um had a rough life he we adopted him uh and he uh we went to there was there was a grocery store and a target and a pet smart all right in a row whoosh and so we would go to this this shopping center on the weekends and they would have animals outside that you could go and meet and you know and hang out with all these animals take them home and we had two cats at the time and so we were like ah no more animals we got plenty of animals it was spot elliot and peanut loo i think i've told you about them before but you know who knows and uh one day we're walking and we look at this dog and he's a black lab and he's he's like all looking at us and his old tail's all wagging his butt's all moving around just just wagging his tail and uh we're like oh let's take that guy we'll take him for a walk it would give you leashes and they would let you walk him around the perimeter of the parking lot and uh you know it was we went for a walk and he's like looking back at us he's like hey guys it's me and you know whatever you're like all right cool and we took him back we were like thanks so much for letting us walk him you know we hope we had a nice time and uh that was it and then like a week or two later uh we ended up back at the shopping center and kind of went walked back by weren't even going to really look at the animals and there was this little border collie black lab same dude staring at us and like he was laying down and then when we walked by he he hopped up and he was like you i remember you remember me i remember you like it was like this real adorable connection and we had to go into a different store and i like and so it became this thing of like ah i feel like you know whatever they say this with animals but i do think it's kind of true where they choose you like i choose uh you pikachu like we're their pokemon essentially and um so that's how it all started and we took him home and he had gotten into a fight at the foster home that he was at and they the one of the dogs had had bitten his ear and actually had a little little cut a little rip in his ear and he was like oh my god really horrifying and uh so with ears dog ears there's not a lot of blood flow going through there so they it won't heal as quickly um because it can't scab up because of the properties of i don't know scabs i don't know how stuff works this isn't a medical show but he he came to our house and we kept we tried to put little band-aids on it little uh neosporin or whatever and it would never heal and he uh did something and reopened the the scrape and he started shaking his head just everywhere and this is in a our new house that we had bought in in in georgia this is a long time ago and he was just spraying spraying doggy blood everywhere it was horrifying and we were like we can't keep this this dog is crazy he was like you know doing normal dog stuff like eating stuff breaking stuff uh going to the bathroom in the house like it was it was a real real treat uh but we're like nope we got this dog he's he's our dog and we're gonna roll with it so uh eventually uh the the ear healed and he's fine he's running around the backyard having a great time he would escape every so often and it was kind of terrifying we had to go find him where'd he go and uh he's really fast and uh he had a dog next door his best friend was named chocolate and uh chocolate did not have the best of lives but he was he was a sweet dog he was kind of like a a pit bull lab mix and uh he would just kind of they just he kept they kept him outside all the time all the time and uh so i would have to sneak over and try to give chocolate some love but you know socks grew up with chocolate so it was kind of a a sad dog story but we still talk about him sometimes hey remember that chocolate and socks is he's looking at me right now he remembers uh so 15 years you know we we move uh from georgia we he moves into uh my in-law's house up in in in georgia and uh he's in in new york uh hudson valley and uh which he was so he was an inner city dog at that point kind of and we would go for big walks around the city and uh he he's very pulley when he would walk and we tried to train him we took him to doggy training classes and um then we went where did we go from there we went to uh we moved down to jersey to a little apartment in montclair and so he lived in there and it was it was that was his that was his best life i feel like uh because a school field right next to us where it was fenced in and so he could go and he would just just take off just sprint around this field like he was lightning lightning and um so he would go over there every day because it was right next door and um by the way we're gonna talk about this in another episode do you say next door next door n-e-x-t-d-o-o-r next door or next door like we're going to the next door i think it's next door but it sounds like next door anyway that's something that was bothering me last week so uh we we would go for walks and he would we he would he lived in this in this little two-bedroom apartment and um then we had uh emerson and uh you know emerson demands a lot of time and socks socks is very curious about this baby like what is what is this thing making all this noise right and uh he would go and he would look at it was sweet i don't i don't know if i have enough pictures of baby emerson with a teenage socks but um i wish i did um he didn't it was he was confused by snow because you know he's from georgia he's a georgia dog uh we moved around a couple times with the caldwell then we're now we're in uh cedar grove and i built him a i built him a nice fence which he immediately figured out how to get out of which is very sweet when you build a fence for someone just you know you see the fence see the boundaries finish the edges if you have to i never finish the edges so he's he's big on we have a family of deer who live here we have a fox we have a family of bunny rabbits and and he loves to uh interact with them that's what i'll say he loves to bark at him a lot um now he did have i'm giving you the story of my dog's life essentially it's what i'm doing here people um he's a wonderful dog you ever had a dog before dog or bad dog it was a good dog good bad dog i'm so sorry to hear that hey this this socks here he's a great dog he's a wonderful dog but he does he does do some bad things we uh we had a plumber come over once and uh here's the thing so he's a herding dog because of the border collie part so it seems to be his his move is people come in the house he might bark at him a little bit but it's not until they leave the house that he'll run up behind him and grab them all the way to the on their butt with his teeth uh which is not what you're supposed to do dog bad dog he uh he bit the plumber once yeah i bet a friend of mine once and uh and then one time i had a comedian a guy come over i was working on his website and socks is out on his he had a lead in the backyard so it's still there and um yeah he was i was like we'll take him off the lead and i was like no he's good over there i don't want him to he's weird with new people sometimes he's like ah he's fine great it's a bad idea he's like do it and i was like are you sure and i'm standing by socks he's like yeah do it and i unclick them and before the click is unclicked socks just takes off and uh knocked the guy over it was terrifying it was i was horrified um you know so he's very territorial which is you know he takes care of the house he must protect this house it's his house right he protects us and uh what was it a few years ago he got a weird condition on his nose it's so he's just he's this beautiful dog you know he's black he's got he's got white little socks he's got a little white belly a little white uh nose with a little starburst in his face a little bit a little white tip of the end of his tail and uh weighs about coming in weighs about 44 pounds irving brown socks um but he got this weird condition on his nose uh whereby it just kind of he kept rubbing it was like an ocd like a nervous thing where he would rub the edge of his nose off and uh we take him to the doctor they go hey try this cream all right that didn't work try this spray put this cone on his head but nothing was was taking right and um you know so but it wasn't causing him too much distress so we just kind of roll with it and he has as we call it he's got oh he's got the blood nose because look he it's really it's disgusting like he will rub his nose off and it's like you know what he's like oh we're gonna make it happen so why are we let's not please let's not do that that's not a good thing to do um what he does and we still love him love him to pieces smells ah you give the dog a bath and uh immediately like the the smells just linger it is still there he's like he's like pig pin from the peanuts but if he smelled he's he's smell pin i guess i don't know um but you know he he's he's a good old dog and then you know obviously in this weird thing where the kids didn't really latch on to the dog they knew there was a dog in the house was a concept of dog that's a dog uh but it wasn't until i'd say the last two years that they really were like hey you're our dog we love our dog and i was like yeah he's always been here he was here before you and they were like ah okay um and oliver super loves animals so he's it's what i'm saying is poor soxy he's not doing well and um so i'm not doing well i'm very sad about it and i realized that we'd never had a podcast together and i wanted to you know tell you guys about him i want to tell you his little story and so you could know so go rescue a dog right dogs are great if you if you have the means if you can take care of them they're they're fun to have around uh they it was it's all you know they all you got a dog what are you doing practicing to have a kid no kids are you much worse than dog dogs are much easier they just hang out with you they'll watch football whatever um so you know another weird thing is emerson is he's terrified of dogs i'm talking down from a teacup chihuahua all the way up to uh i was gonna say a mastodon but i think that's a an elephant but he's afraid of all dogs except for this dog this dog he's okay with and um every so often and well he feels like he's offended the dog you he's just like ah i think socks is mad at me i said i said something mean about him i'm like oh what did you say i said he smelled he's like he knows he smells he's got a nose everyone knows he smells it's okay and i just have to take emerson over to him and i'm like all right emerson say you're sorry to socks he's like i'm sorry dude and socks is just like i'm a dog and it's uh works out uh fine but it's it's a quirky cute little relationship they have um i did a lot of reading yesterday of articles and i'm like oh my god i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm too lost and because i i don't i don't have i don't know how to deal with you know if he if he passes away and so i was like oh man how do i deal with the the kiddos how do i talk to them about this and i read you know probably that's like 10 articles yesterday and a lot of them it's weird a lot of them they were fast reads because it was like oh there's a lot of copying and pasting happening here like you found this article and then you built off of that and you wrote your article good job you changed some words that's plagiarism um Anyway, that's, you know, that's, that's not my fight today. So, uh, but I got, I did get some, some nice things to do, um, some good ideas. And, um, one of them was, so we're going to have everyone in, uh, if, if, if you ever have an animal die, I will see how this works out, but I think it's, these are nice ideas. Uh, we're going to have everyone write out a list, five things, whatever, uh, of things that they loved about the dog. Um, just nice little things, right? And have those, everyone's going to have their little list and, and then we're going to have a ceremony. And now I've been planning here at headquarters to get a, uh, I want to have like a line of bird feeders, like nice bird feeders that look like little houses. Cause I think those are hilarious to think that there's birds that are living in houses. Uh, do they, you know, how's their wifi? Do they, do they go to work? Whatever. Um, and so we're going to, we're going to get them. We've got a nice bird feeder and I found one that it actually, it lights up at night, a little cling, a little light, which, and now I'm thinking the birds are going to hate that, but we'll see, you know, again, how that works out. But we said, we're going to put this bird feeder in and that's going to be like the, uh, the memorial spot, I guess. And, and we'll have a little ceremony because they all, all the articles say it's important not to just brush this stuff away. It's important not to just sweep it under the rug. You know, this is an event. This is an actual thing that happens in life. This is, this is a thing. It's a part of life. And so you want to acknowledge it and you want to, um, just, you know, you have, you have emotions, you have feelings. Let's, let's work through them. And I think that that makes sense. I think that's a good idea. So we'll have this little spot when we can tell our nice stories about the dog and, and, and maybe have a little bit of closure. Um, the heart, I'm having a couple of hard things. Uh, I think several hard things if I'm to be completely honest, but one of them is, um, uh, Emerson's birthday is on Monday and I, and I can't in any world, uh, bring this dog to the vet today or tomorrow, uh, and have this happen on his birthday. It just doesn't seem right or fair. So I'm, I'm, we're in a bit of a holdout pattern until Tuesday. Um, and you know, he's, he's not in pain. I'm going to say that he's, he seems, uh, moderately alert. His little tail wags. He's just not feeling good. So we're going to have a vet appointment set up for Tuesday. And, um, and that will be quite the day. I'm sure. Um, so I hope you enjoyed the story of Irving Brown Sox. I forgot. So he did live with Spot Elliott and Peanut Lou for a long time. He was in one of my cartoons, maybe two. Um, he, ah, now see now that's, this is where it's going to get sad. So, but now just, it goes with people. It goes with everything in your life. Be thankful for the time. You have with, with stuff, with things, with people, whatever, because you know, I, I, I try to, uh, I do a lot in life and I do a lot in life to, uh, keep moving. I'm like a shark. I want to keep moving or else I guess I, I don't know what happens. I keep, and I, but, and sometimes I don't slow down and enjoy, uh, the moments that I have. I've tried to get better at that recently. Um, to really to stop. And look at what, what's going on around you and acknowledge it. And, uh, is it's important, right? It's, it's time. Time doesn't come back. And, uh, uh-huh. I'm sad. And my little buddy here, he's, he's had a great life. We took him from a not great life. We gave him a great, oh, you can't even look at me. Look at you. You're embarrassed. Oh, look at you. But we gave him a great life. And that's all, that's all I could have done. That's all he wanted in the world. So he, he, he, he did, he had it all, right? And, uh, so that's good. So what I'm saying, so take care of yourself. Take care of people. Take care of animals. Animals are important. Uh, and, uh, just, just, you know, keep, keep moving forward day after day. And, um, did you, did you, at the end here, did you want to say anything? Or is that okay? Did I, did that encapsulate? No. You opened his mouth. Didn't it? He just, he licked his nose. So I think with that, we'll sign off. This is the Bumper Podcast. I am Natty Bumpercar, and I have been talking about and trying to interview my little pal, uh, Irving Brownsox, age 15, weight 44 pounds, beautiful eyes, smelly, fur coming out, even though he gets brushed all the time. Uh, okay. Bye, Sox. I love you.

  • Bumperpodcast #329 – Wad Of Cash

    Bumperpodcast #329 – Wad Of Cash

    Pig does some doughnut talking, Producer sings a song, and Natty bursts in – typically flustered!

    The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!

    You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com, or to call in and leave a message – 646.847.7976. We’re here and we’re listening!

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    About This Episode

    In this chaotic episode of Bumperpodcast, Aloysious J. Pig takes over hosting duties while Natty Bumpercar is away. Pig attempts to discuss socio-political economics but quickly abandons the premise to ramble about his love of donuts, particularly a tres leches donut he purchased that morning. Producer interrupts with a story about finding a mysterious wad of cash on the sidewalk while listening to a song about picking up money, which leads to an unfortunate encounter with the police. The episode takes a twist when Natty returns looking for his lost wad of cash, and it becomes clear that Producer may have found it—and possibly donated it, though his new shoes suggest otherwise. The improvised comedy showcases the characters' chaotic chemistry and comedic timing.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I'm probably in cupcakes, maybe in cookies, maybe in bread. I've heard you can put it on your cereal. I don't know if you eat that. And, obviously, in my slop pit, sometimes there's milk, just because I am very lactose-tolerant. I would almost go so far as to say I require lactose.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “If you see a penny, pick it up, pick it up… If you see a nickel pick it up, pick it up… if you see a 50 bill you should call the police because it's not yours.”

    — Producer

    “Producer, seriously, this is a big deal. Like, this is, like, rent money, this is every kind of money, this is all of our money. This is our bill money.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    Topics: #donuts #money #friendship #misunderstandings #food #music #comedy #chaos

    Featuring: Aloysious J. Pig, Producer, Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Aloysious J. Pig: Uh, hey everyone, it's me, Aloysius J-Pig, and today, uh, Natty Bumper Guy is off and about and about and around and everywhere but here. So, it's gonna be a pig episode, which means probably a little singing, and obviously we're gonna talk about socio-political economics, because that's what I do now. I don't know if you've heard my new show, Pork Barrel Pig, but here we are, and this is what we do. So, huh, the other day I was looking at the market and I was like, oh, what is this, a bear market or a bull market? And the people were just like, I don't know, pig, why don't you tell us? You're the one who's got the show about. It's global, so I forget what it's about already, so I, alright, the joke's over. We're gonna talk about donuts, we're gonna talk about, talk about donuts, what, what, what, what? Donuts, what kind of donuts, bro? You know the best kind of donuts. Donuts, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, donuts, ha, ha, ha, ha, donuts. Donuts, this morning, I woke up, I went to my local donut-taria, and I said, hello, Miss the Donut, and Mr. Donut was just like, oh, hello there, pig, or whatever, I don't know what he said, and he's like, what can I get you? What do you want? What kind of a donut do you want? And I was like, my friend, my friend, my friend, I'll have one of everything, alright, and two or some of them, alright? So you're gonna need some boxes, you're gonna need some crates, what is the biggest receptacle that we can put the donuts in that they're gonna make it home to my house without getting, like, flustered, because the last thing that I want and you want, obzy, is a flustered donut. He said, okay, let me work on that situation, but while I do that, maybe do you want a donut hole? And I was just like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, sir, I do not wish to have a donut hole. No, that's the leftover. That's the leave-ins. I don't want that. I come here for a donut goodness, and if you can deliver, I will receive a donut hole. However, it's not what I meant to. Anyway, we level set, we figured out our relationship, we understood what everybody wanted, and we moved on from there, I assume. I presume, I don't know. So you wanna know? I feel like I've been teasing. You wanna know what kind of donut I got? Today, I got a Tres Leches donut. That's three milk. Three milk donut. And what are the three milks? I don't know. I'm assuming cow milk is one of them. I'm also assuming that, well, I don't know what other kind of milks there might be. There's that weird milk. There's that weird milk. There's that weird milk that Luke drank in The Last Jedi from that alien cow thing. I'm hoping that that kind of milk was not involved in my donuts. And then one of the milks is whipped cream. So that's cream, so that's milk, so that makes sense. I'm hoping there's no cheese on my donut, because that's made from milk, too. Chocolate, also made from milk. Milk is really in a lot of things, is what I'm coming to find out. To all my cow friends listening, to all my cow friends in the… Pasture. To all my cow friends around the world, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta thank you, girl. Hey, cows, what do you know? Hey, cows, what do you do? Oh, oh, oh, hey, cows, how do you say hello? Oh, are you moo? Perfect. Seriously, though, milk, pretty much in everything. I'm probably in cupcakes, maybe in cookies, maybe in bread. I've heard you can put it on your cereal. I don't know if you eat that. I don't know if you eat that kind of stuff. And, obviously, in my slop pit, sometimes there's milk, just because I am very lactose-tolerant. I would almost go so far as to say I require lactose. Anyway, I bibble and babble enough about the donuts. I don't know what else I'm supposed to talk about. How does he do this for 10 minutes a day? How does he, like, what, 12 minutes? I'm four and a half minutes in, and I've already run out of time. I've already run out. I had, like, two songs. I talked about donuts. Did you want to? Okay, hold on a second. Ladies and gentlemen, our producer says he… Um, hello, everybody. No, that's fine. You just start talking.

    Producer: Yeah, I'm going to start talking now. You're talking… Hello? You… Yeah. Okay. Okay. Hi, everyone. This is me, producer. And I am just listening to my friend, which is Jack Pig, and he was having a difficult time with the talking, and so I said, you know what? I've got a pretty funny story to share. So maybe I'm going to hop in to help him out a little bit. And my story involved this yesterday… I don't know when it's yesterday morning. I was leaving my driveway, to go for a little hop around the block, because I'm a frog and I don't run, I hop! So, I was hopping. I was listening to my Bluetooth headset speaker phones, and I had music in them. And the song I was listening to was If you see a penny, pick it up, pick it up… If you see a penny, pick it up, pick it up… it up if you see a nickel pick it up pick it up if you see a dime if you see a quarter

    Natty Bumpercar: if you see a 50 cent piece pick it up if you see a dollar pick it up pick it up if you see a two dollar bill pick it up pick it up if you see a five dollar bill or a 10 or a 20 you know what you should do you should pick it up pick it up if you see a 50 bill you should call the police because it's not yours if you see a hundred dollar bill you should just run away there are certain

    Producer: denominations there are certain sizes of the bill you should pick it up pick it up if you see a money that are always okay for you to pick it up pick it up and lo and behold as I'm listening to this song it's a number one smash summer hit from 1927 pick it up I was hopping and I looked over and I saw a wad of cash on the sidewalk and I say to myself oh my watch out word what should i do and then i thought about the song words the lyrics in this song and i said i

    Natty Bumpercar: know exactly what to do thank you universe and so i called the police and i pointed to it and i said oh would you look at all of this money and they said please put your hands on the car and they knocked my bluetooth headset out of my ears and then i got to ride downtown to the police station where i was interrogated for a long time because they didn't understand why anyone would come across such a pile of money and not uh bro here's the thing it's a great story that you're telling

    Aloysious J. Pig: and the whole song thing everybody's love songs on podcasts so that's good thank you and you get kudos for that everyone has noticed from the beginning of your story to the end of your story you no longer sound like yourself i don't understand what do you mean would you care to explain that or is that something where i don't know something that happened while you

    Producer: were incarcerated or whatever no i think what happens is i don't usually talk for a long time and so when i had the opportunity to talk for an experience period i um got a little bit too excited and maybe i you know like i sang my song and then the voice got a little uh how do you say uh crazy you just said crazy bro that's how you say it perfect oh no hello

    Aloysious J. Pig: what's up um me and uh producer sitting here we're just hanging out doing a little show on our own but we didn't know when you were oh i got the coughs i got the vapors is that a new cologne you wearing oh we didn't know when he was coming back so is that got is that got lavender in it i'm i'm highly alert to lavender i gotta go you i mean you smell nice but you're hurting me i'm so sorry Uh, guys, I'm so sorry that I wasn't here for the beginning of the show, but Crazy Bananas Weird Thing, I was running around, I was on the sidewalk, I was running errands, and, uh, do you, do you remember my stack of cash, my wad of cash? I can't find it anywhere. I do not know where it is, and it was in my pocket, and then it just disappeared out of nowhere, and I can't find it, and I'm freaking out, because that's how I gotta pay all the cows for, uh, their milk and everything.

    Producer: Um, well, first, first off, uh, that is a very clunky way that you try to tie the beginning of the podcast in with this section.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Not, not that, really, come on, yeah.

    Producer: But, uh, I happen to have some information about this wad of cash. You do? Can you describe this wad of cash to me, please?

    Aloysious J. Pig: Yeah, it's, well, sure, it's a wad of cash. It's a lot of money, cash, that has subsequently… …subsequently been wadded up into a wad, like a roll, like it's got a rubber band on

    Natty Bumpercar: What color is the rubber band? I do not know what color rubber band it is.

    Aloysious J. Pig: I'm sorry. What? I do not know. What do you mean? Yeah, it's a… How many… What's your point? Like, did you find a wad of cash? Are you holding out on me for? What, what, what?

    Producer: I'm not, I'm not entirely comfortable talking to you about this, uh, in quotation marks wad of cash, because I feel like maybe you don't know. I don't know what you're talking about, and you're trying to get information for me about the wad of cash that I may or may not have found on the sidewalk right outside of the gate of our house.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Producer, seriously, this is a big deal. Like, this is, like, rent money, this is every kind of money, this is all of our money. This is our bill money. We, I need that money. So if you found it, what did you do with it? Can you get it for me? Can you go find, like, what, please just give me the money if you found it. It's very important. It's hyper important.

    Producer: So I maybe, maybe I found it, and maybe I got taken to jail, and maybe when I got out of jail, I took the money, and I donated it to some other place that maybe said they

    Aloysious J. Pig: needed it as well. Well, I need to know the place. I need to know the place, because I need that wad of cash. It's very important. Can you please just tell me where you donated it to? So I, it's just a misunderstanding. I gotta get the money back. I don't know if it's true. Hey, producer. Thanks for that wad of cash. Look at my new shoes. Wait, what?

    Producer: Pig? Oh, no.

  • Bumperpodcast #319 – Sprang

    Bumperpodcast #319 – Sprang

    Here it is – the new podcast that everyone is talking about. The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! 

    Hooray for chitter-chatter! Pig talks about getting organized, and then Natty pops in, and then Rufus pops in. It’s a regular treat!

    You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com, or to call in and leave a message – 646.847.7976. We’re here and we’re listening!

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    About This Episode

    In episode 319 of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar and Aloysious J. Pig discuss the arrival of spring and their shared frustration with winter lasting far too long. Their conversation is interrupted by legal counsel Rufus T. Rufus, who sounds under the weather and launches into a rambling defense of contracts and his privileged position in society. Natty shares updates on his creative projects, including webcomics called Rants and Snowflake, before delivering an earnest message about watching out for predatory people who take advantage of others. The episode blends absurdist humor with unexpectedly sincere advice about protecting yourself and your loved ones from exploitation.

    Memorable Quotes

    “Here's my thing, I like winter because of christmas so I get some stuff under the tree… but then I don't want to go out in it and I don't want to drive in it.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “I was born on third base, and the ball is in left field, and I'm just gonna walk on home, if you understand.”

    — Rufus T. Rufus

    “There's people in the world who want to take advantage of you. Don't let them do that. They're gonna try to take your cotton candy. They're gonna try to pop your balloon.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #spring #winter #seasons #contracts #socialcommentary #webcomics #exploitation #friendship

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Rufus T. Rufus

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: now you see so what i was telling them was that you gotta take a little bit from column a and a little bit from column b and then at the bottom of the chart what's gonna happen is you're gonna those are gonna conflagrate you know i don't do a lot of math terms hey pig oh hey bumsy what's going on not much what are you talking about a little bit from column i love it when people say that you take a little bit from column a and a little bit from column b because it just makes it things sound very uh organized and very there's a logic structure that's behind it and things are making sense and you've got columns you might even have rows i don't know but i am not that organized and and and that's not how i live my life but i'm glad that there are people who who are like that so good for them well here's the thing too is like for me uh i'm not organized neither but uh i i'm not we're not doing spring cleaning but we're doing is we're springing forward if you understand so we spring the spring is sprang sprung sprung sprung yeah fine that's fine yeah okay so the spring is sprung oh so you're saying that we're not necessarily doing cleaning around here we're not cleaning house but that uh we were we were coiled up for the winter we were uh burrowed in we were uh hiding under the blankets and now maybe the sun is going to come out and the snow is going to melt away and there's going to be blue skies and then we can finally get on with our lives after this long winter is that is that what you're essentially that's what i'm saying but the winter's been so long it seems like it's been like 18 months of long winter i didn't move to mars all right mars is a terrible place to raise a pig and so i don't want to go there what i like i like seasons not seasoning i like just uh hey guess what it is it's full oh you know what's coming up next a little thing we call winter and then hey after winter uh how about we do some spring and then some summer yeah here's the thing that's four months or four seasons yeah you got it and then it is 12 months calendars no months 12 months and hold on all right now here i think i i i i like what you're screaming over there pig so let me i'm going to take over for just a second here what you're saying is there's four seasons per year uh fall winter spring summer all right cool and then there's 12 months 12 divided by four is going to it should be three i want three months of spring i want three months of fall i want three months of summer and most importantly i want no more than three months of winter yes if i can have it winter is my least favorite why because i get chilly i get chilly cold i have normally i'm walking around during the winter with five to six jackets on that's too many jackets i can't even fit through most doors too many jackets too much it's too much it's too much i can't and the kids are always like hey are we going to the pool now oh the pool's outside we can't go to the pool why not they're like i'd go swimming it's like you would you would you would freeze it would be terrible it'd be the worst thing ever here's my thing uh i i like winter because uh of uh christmas so i get some stuff under the tree we have the tree and it smells nice and i do like if i'm sitting by the window i like it when it snows because it looks really pretty like there's street lights out street lights on the street and um you can see the snowflakes flittering and fluttering through the street lights because the street lights have kind of a lot of light and it's kind of a little bit of an orange orange glow orange yeah orange yeah and it just looks really pretty but then i don't want to go out in it and i don't want to drive in it and i know you don't want to shovel it because you get sick of that it's just too much it's terrible but then you know they're like what's the groundhog he's just like hey bro you got six more weeks of winter and you're like oh okay i guess i can handle that i guess i can deal with it and then you're into week eight you're into nine and it's still winter and you're like bro bro we had a contract like we had an agreement

    Rufus T. Rufus: hold on a second here this is rufus t rufus and did i hear someone talk about a contract well my friend my friend my friend i am the one around the bumper podcast headquarters who talks about contracts excuse me i got a little bit of a cold that's why i don't sound quite normal today you understand because winter has not ceased to exist and so i am still feeling a little bit cold and not feeling too well however i can and i will defend your honor in court of law and i will take that contract that that varmint has put together and i will take that contract and i will take that contract and i will take that contract and i will Take it to the magistrate, and we will make it so, so, not good, but great, if you understand what I'm saying, if you understand what I mean.

    Natty Bumpercar: How you doing, Rufus? You sound, you sound really kind of sick, like you got a frog in your throat. Rufus, have you been eating frogs again? Because we told you that's not, that's frowned upon. You know, considering that I am an anthropomorphic pig, and we got dogs that talk and everything, we're asking you not to eat too many animals, because you never know. Hold on a second, I just remembered, producer from my Periscope show is a frog, please tell me that producer is not in your throat. Oh no, oh no, this is, speaking of breaking contracts, specifically in his contract, it said, do not eat me, so that's, that's against the law. You're breaking the law, you're breaking the law, you're breaking the law, you're breaking the law, you're breaking the law, you're breaking the law!

    Rufus T. Rufus: I would never break the law! You understand, I do not break the laws, I make the laws, and every so often I swoop in and I take the laws, because that, you see, you see, you see, you see, my friend, is how it works in our society. Well, we have a bit of a pyramid, and there's people that are working, there's people that are working, and then there's other people like myself that are born into a situation. That are born into a stature, you understand, where I don't have to work if I don't want to. I was born on third base, and the ball is in left field, and I'm just gonna walk on home, if you understand, and I'm going to, I know I did not hit the ball, I was hit by a pitch, which got me on the first base, and then there was a passed ball, which ended me up on second base, and then, lo and behold, one of the infielders, he, he, he, he booted the ball, which moved me on to third base. So I got here by not doing anything in particular other than being a part of the game. I was born, I was put into the game, and now I'm on third base, and I'm walking home, because that is how our society works. I was put here for a reason, and that reason is, I was put here for a reason, and that reason is, to score points, so my friend, my friend, my friend, I'm sorry if it sounds like I have a frog in my throat, but I will not be besmirched by the likes of you or your little pink friend.

    Natty Bumpercar: Hey, uh, lip bro, no one's besmirching you, you gotta understand, you come into the kitchen, it's kind of a little bit… it's kind of a little bit warm. We're just recording a podcast, and you slipped in when you heard the whole thing about contracts, which is totally understandable, it makes a whole bunch of sense. However, we just gotta, you know, maybe point out to you, though, relax a little bit, we're having fun. This is a bumper podcast, so it's his show, and he's just gonna bibble, and he's gonna babble, and he's not necessarily gonna talk about anything in particular. But you're gonna listen to it, because you love it, because every week it comes out, and it's so much fun! Right, bro? Yeah, bro, of course, bro, bro, bro. Uh, yeah, so this is the Bumper Podcast, and I am Natty Bumpercar, and that is my friend, I'm turning your mics off just so you know, Aloysius J. Pig, he gave you a wave, and thank you for coming in, as always, Rufus T. Rufus, he is the legal counsel for all of us here at, uh, headquarters for the Bumper Podcast, and everything else that we do, including… We've been making some cool webcomics, uh, drawing some, uh, my little ants, I don't know if you've ever seen them, but they're cute, and they're, but they, sometimes they yell, and so, I think I have to maybe do a little bit more research, but we're calling that webcomic, Rants, now, because, ants, I saw that somebody had taken the name, Ants, for their comic, and I was like, ahhh, but I've been doing this for years, but I just never, I never grabbed it, I guess, and so, uh, I think Rants is kinda cute, because it makes sense. And then, on the sideline, we're, I'm trying to figure out how to, uh, I don't know if you guys ever read Snowflake, it was my comic, and it's so great, it's my, it's one of my favorite things I've ever done. But, I'm trying to figure out how I can make Snowflake, uh, uh, start it up again, but then I think I might also take all of the, uh, the strips, and cut them up so we, they can be on Instagram, and so they can be their own, uh, their own thing. and so they can be their own, uh, their own thing. and so they can be their own, uh, their own thing. and so they can be their own, uh, their own thing. and so they can be their own, uh, their own thing. right? and I, cause I see, there's these webcomics that are on Instagram, and they're super cool, because, like, you can swipe on them to get the different, uh, the different panels, and I was like, I want, I want my little dudes to do that! I wish I had an intern. Does anyone wanna be an intern? Cause then you can sit around and you can cut up, I think there's roughly, like, 200 or so of these comics that need to be cut up. Uh, I'll pay you handsomely in experience! That's what, that's a funny thing they do in stand-up, uh, comedy, is, uh, people, so there's, I, I've talked about it before, but there's a lot of bad people, and they're like, hey, you wanna come do my show? And you're like, ah, I don't know, what, you know, and you're like, we gotta bring five people, and they gotta, you know, there's a ticket admission at the door, then they gotta buy drinks, and you're like, ah, my friends are gonna be out, like, $70? You know, do I get paid? And they're like, paid? Paid? Yeah, you get paid in exchange. You get paid in experience, and you're like, that's not paid! That's not, no, that's, you're taking advantage. Ladies and gentlemen who listen to the Bumper Podcast, what I want you to take away from this show, if you, if you will, is watch out, because there's people in the world who want to take advantage of you. Don't let them do that. They're predatory, mean people, who will see people coming down the, uh, boardwalk, walking around with their balloon and their, uh, their cotton candy, and they, they're like, that one, I'm gonna take that one for everything they've got. Don't let them. Don't let them. Stand up for yourself, alright? Don't, I'm not saying get in fights or get in a huff, but just be cognizant that sometimes people don't have your best interests at heart. Uh, and you want to go into the world, you don't want to be jaded, you don't want to be like, oh, the world's out to get me, but you've just got to go into the world. You've got to understand that, take care of yourself, and take care of the people around you, and your friends, and your loved ones, because, otherwise, who's gonna do it? Not, not random people. Random people are gonna try to take your cotton candy. They're gonna try to pop your balloon. And that's not acceptable. They're gonna try to take your bumper podcast away, and we just won't let them!

    Unknown: We won't let them.

  • Bumperpodcast #317 – Saddy Bumpercar

    Bumperpodcast #317 – Saddy Bumpercar

    Here it is – the new podcast that everyone is talking about. The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! 

    Natty is quite sad today, and can’t quite put a finger on what has him down. Luckily, Pig steps in to offer some nice advice, and to pick Natty’s spirits up a bit – all on today’s episode of the Bumperpodcast!

    If you’re ever sad, or need a pig’s shoulder to sniffle on, don’t hesitate to send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com, or to call in and leave a message – 646.847.7976. We’re here to help, and stuff.

    Go like our Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!!

     


    About This Episode

    In this heartfelt episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar opens up about feeling overwhelmed and sad, departing from the show's typical comedic tone. Aloysious J. Pig offers compassionate advice, discussing the importance of perspective, breathing exercises, and reaching out to friends when struggling. Natty shares his "balloon" analogy for emotional states, while Pig emphasizes how talking through feelings can lighten emotional burdens. The episode concludes with both characters encouraging listeners to be kind to others and seek support when needed. This touching conversation demonstrates that even comedy podcasts can address mental health and emotional wellbeing with warmth and sincerity.

    Memorable Quotes

    “Most days I feel like a balloon that's full of helium and I can float around the world. Some days the helium wears out and I feel deflated and I'm getting trampled on and kicked around.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “You can't let it just sit inside of you. You got to reach out to people and talk. Talking, talking, talking, get it out of you.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “The nicer you are to people, the better you're going to feel. You put that in your nice bank and you carry it around.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    Topics: #mentalhealth #sadness #friendship #perspective #kindness #emotionalsupport #copingstrategies #positivity

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: um i'm i'm sad i'm i'm really sad uh hey hey bumsy what's good what's going on you sound pretty down yeah i'm i don't know i'm just kind of sad today i woke up and i think there's just a lot going on in the world and just a lot going on and i think sometimes i get overwhelmed and sometimes i get kind of sad and it's not a good feeling and and i i don't i don't like it very much i like being happy i think i wish i was happy right now but but right now i just i'm pretty sad yeah well you know it's okay buddy i think people you get sad sometimes you know maybe you you you slept kind of wrong or well you know was there anything in particular that happened that made you sad or was it just kind of a a general uh general malaise i don't i don't think it's any one thing in particular um i think it's just uh everything on top of everything on top of everything you know yes everything is what you're saying yeah yeah it's fine buddy you're okay i don't know it's it's everything yeah i i feel i wish i i wish people were nice to each other and i wish that people were nice to each other all the time even though i understand they can't be nice to each other all the time and i wish that people helped each other and worked with each other and it would make the world a better place i think yeah well i mean of course it would listen my my philosophy as a pig is that the world's a very difficult place you wake up in the morning maybe you're you're you you got sore bones from how you slept you so you're starting your day off it's kind of rough then you're rushing from here today maybe you're going to a job you don't necessarily love all that much maybe you know for your instance maybe one of your kids did something kind of crazy i don't know maybe uh yeah maybe irving brown socks decided to go to a job and i'm like oh my god i don't know if i'm going to be able to use the basement for uh for a bathroom which it's not it's a basement there ain't no bathroom down there yeah uh you know there's i don't know it's just uh there's a lot of things that's what you're saying right you keep saying a lot of things everything everything it's it's understandable the world it there's a lot going on the world yeah and you know you you you just get sad it's tough to navigate yeah and some days you just ain't got the you ain't the hotspot to put to put into it you know yeah i feel like a um okay most days i feel like a balloon that's full of helium right that's the stuff that makes it float and i can uh i can float around the world and i can you know have fun and i'll let the wind i let the wind take me to wherever it wants to go and i kind of roll with that and i go with that within the structure of normal everyday life then some days i guess either the helium wears out or the air in me it leaves me and i feel deflated uh and then i'm kind of closer to the ground and i'm getting trampled on and kicked around and pushed around and then some days it's even worse where you know there's prickly things and you float into a prickly thing it's a prickly thing and um it actually pokes you and then it lets your air out and life's i don't know it's this i feel like i've come up with a pretty good analogy i'm like a little balloon and right now i feel like all my all my helium is gone and and i'm stuck on a prickly plant and then there's also uh darts being thrown at me there's just dots from every angle um yeah well it's a lot and you know don't get me wrong i i have a great life you do i have a wonderful life you do it's it's just sometimes it's just too much when things are out of your control and you you you wanna you i want the best for everything yeah yeah and uh of course you do because you're a good guy right you know i don't know oh buddy listen when i when i when i get sad When I get a case of the Seds, when I'm carrying around in my luggage a suitcase full of Seds stuff, what I like to do is either I open my eyes and I look at the skies and I think of all the wonderful things in the world. And I think of people and I think of my friends like you. And I think of relationships I have with all kinds of people. And I think, you know, you go out, you make people happy. You tell jokes and people laugh and they feel a little bit better, right? Not all the time, but sometimes, yeah. Yeah, well, sometimes. Sometimes it don't work out. That's understandable. But here's the thing. You got to look around the world, right? You can't pull into yourself. No, no, I know. Although sometimes I do. I close my eyes and I take a deep breath. Okay. And I do that, you know, a few times and I just… Like deep breathing? You're just breathing? Kind of center myself. Oh, okay. And I'm like, okay. Yeah. It's not that bad. Yeah. Right? You know, right when things are happening, they feel worse. But if you get a little perspective… Perspective? If you're able to like, just again, you take a deep breath. Yeah. And you just let it flow off of you. The bad stuff? And you take a step away and you look over at it and you think, man, that don't feel good, that thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, what can I do to make it not feel as bad? You know, what can I do to that thing that's over there that's affecting me, that's making me not feel great? Yeah. To make it make me feel less bad. Okay. And here's the thing. Yeah. Sometimes it's out of your control. And so what you got to do is you got to… You got to be like, all right, I'm going to help it as much as I can, but I'm not going to negatively impact myself, right? Yeah, that makes sense. Right? Yeah. And I'm going to just have to step away. Yeah. And I'm going to have to like, just let go a little bit. Let go. Because you can't get too invested in things. No. Even if you are, even if you have to be. But sometimes you have to be, yeah. To the point where you're hurting yourself by making yourself feel bad, right? Yeah. It's like I'm speaking some real knowledge here. You really are. And Pig, I got to say, and listen, Bumper Podcast, I apologize. This isn't a super funny episode. It's not a fun episode. But, you know, people see me and they're like, oh, Natty Bumpercar, you're always happy. You're always so chipper. And it's, you know, for the most part I am. But sometimes I do, I do get sad. And most of the times what I like to say is I like to be like a goose. And I like to let things, bad things hit me. And then just roll off of my feathers. Just like the rain rolls off of a goose. But sometimes things stick. And the problem is, is when things do stick, then the more stuck, the more bad stuff that is stuck on your feathers, the easier it is for bad stuff to get stuck on your feathers. So the second that you let something just get on you, then more stuff is going to pile on and pile on and pile on. So if you ever feel sad. You know, I think Pig had great advice. You have to just either go within yourself and take a deep breath and just realize that you're a good person. And, you know, you don't have control of everything in the world. And you just breathe and you just push that stuff out. Or you open your eyes and then you take a look around the world and you think of all the good things in the world. And then maybe that won't make you feel sad anymore. Yeah. You know, like I think you said. I said perspective. You got to have perspective. And perspective, what that means, if there's any kids listening, is it's just how you look at things. And how you look at things and the way you look at things will sometimes change how you view things, how you see things, how you interact with things. Right? And so that's a good thing. So it helps you if you're having trouble. To look at things from a different angle because then maybe you'll figure a way to solve it or at least figure out a way to feel a little bit better about it. I feel like even I mean so and just talk to people talk like me talking to pig right now has made me feel so much better. Like we I don't even have to talk about specific things that are bothering me. Just talking just it gets it off your chest. It gets takes the weight off of your shoulders. It just it because it again. It that helps you to remove yourself from it and and sometimes that's all it takes and and so thanks pig and thank you bumper podcast and if you're ever sad, please let me know reach out to me reach out to somebody who can help you because there's people in the world who want to help you and who want to make you feel better and hopefully I'm one of those people and this show does that for you because you do it for me and high fives hugs and hearts. You're the best and thank you guys so much. Yeah, right. I mean, here's the thing talking what he just said. It's the best thing ever. He's got to reach out to people people. You ain't talked to in a long time and maybe if you have guilt about something you talk to somebody about it. It helps you just talking talking talking get it out of you. You can't let it just sit inside of you. I mean bumps. We didn't talk about me today, but I know I'm actually pretty happy today. You are pretty pretty happy. Can I tell you why? Yeah, please. Because that's the other thing is me talking to you and you being happy makes me happy because you're happy. So you see how that works out. You're taking me out of my sadness so that you can talk about what makes you happy. Tell me tell me tell me pig. Why in the world are you happy? Because I want to know well, I'm happy because I happen to come by the studio today and I found my friend Natty bumper car who is very upset and you sounded like he was going to cry. And you're not going to cry now. I don't think maybe you are and I was able to talk to you and say some words and make you feel better. So it's that's why I'm having such a good day because I had a positive impact on my friend today. And right now I'm having a positive impact on you and you and you and you and you everybody on the bumper podcast get tears. So again, that's what you do. You get yourself a friend you talk to that friend. You feel a little bit better and your friend feels better and then it grows and it grows and it grows and it grows and it grows until everyone in the world feels better. So go go smile at somebody today. Go go say thank you to somebody go do something nice because the nicer you are to people the better you're going to feel. That's what I'm saying. Well, I think you're right and I think you cover a lot of ground today pig and I can't thank you enough. Yeah, go be nice to people the nicer you are to people the better you're going to feel. Even if they're not nice in return don't matter because you were nice to them. And so you put that in your nice Bank and you carry it around and then your nice Bank gets more and more full of nice and then you feel a little bit better. And then sometimes you feel sad and that's fine because then you go and talk about it and then you feel better go feel better bumper podcast because here the best.

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