Hey – better late than never, right?! Turkey shows up, and some of the gang chime in to talk about what they’re thankful for. It’s a splendid little get together for all of your ears!
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About This Episode
In episode 338 of Bumperpodcast, Turkey arrives upset that he wasn't invited for his usual annual Thanksgiving appearances. Host Natty Bumpercar apologizes for the radio silence, explaining he's been overwhelmed with making endless to-do lists. Rufus T. Rufus emerges from a nap to share what he's thankful for, including the judicial system and his career path. Aloysious J. Pig attempts to lighten the mood with dancing and singing, while Natty reflects on a tough year including car troubles and a flooded basement. Despite the challenges, the gang discusses perspective, gratitude, and finding positivity in difficult situations, all while Natty prepares to head to a library for a kids' show.
Memorable Quotes
“I have to make lists to make lists. And you know what's on those lists? More lists. That's right. I have to break down my lists.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“Rough patches, you know what they do? They float away. They're like little ice cubes. They're out in the ocean. They float away. They melt.”
— Aloysious J. Pig
“I'm also thankful for chocolates and clouds and rainbows and whatnot.”
— Rufus T. Rufus
Topics: #thanksgiving #gratitude #perspective #cartroubles #challenges #comedy #friendship
Featuring: Turkey, Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig, Rufus T. Rufus
Full Transcript
Turkey: Hey, Turkey, what's going on? Okay. I know, I know, I know. Well, that's not fair. Come on.
Natty Bumpercar: Okay, so what Turkey was just saying was he's upset because every single year for the past few years, we've done a fun string of episodes on the Bumper Podcast where he has come in and done his guest spots and he had it on his calendar for this year because I guess we booked him last year, and then we didn't do the episodes.
Turkey: I know.
Natty Bumpercar: There's just been a lot going on. I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Are you? How are you doing anyway, Turkey? What's going on?
Turkey: What? Okay.
Natty Bumpercar: Really? So you've had a really busy year. So I'm surprised you even noticed that we didn't call you or book you or anything. I'm really sorry about that. It's just. We haven't been doing a lot of episodes and it's all my fault, really, but it's because I'm triple, quadruple, octuple booked. Like, I'm just booked. I'm so booked. I'm booked, booked, so booked. And I'm behind on a lot of things.
Turkey: Hey, Bumper Guy.
Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, get the turkey off the show. I'm sorry, Turk. Your time is done. We didn't have no show, so you didn't come in or nothing, and that's fine. But listen, the thing is, you know. You gotta scoot, because you're really monopolizing a lot of time. And since we're not recording a ton of episodes these days, I need you just to kind of understand who the stories are to show. Thanks, Pig. Thanks, I appreciate that. No, not you, Bumper Guy. It's me. Come on. Oh, come on. Well, anyway. Hi, Pig. Turkey, are you going to stick around? You don't have to. You don't got to listen to Pig. Okay.
Turkey: Okay.
Natty Bumpercar: All right, well, thanks for stopping by. It was good to see you.
Aloysious J. Pig: Bye-bye.
Natty Bumpercar: Okay.
Aloysious J. Pig: Woo!
Natty Bumpercar: Talk to you later. Hey, everyone. It's me, Natty Bumper Guy. That was Turkey, and obviously he was upset. And I don't blame him. Usually, he's on every single year. But this year, we didn't even have a Thanksgiving episode. I don't know why. I can't tell you why. I can tell you we've been very busy here, though. Busy doing what? No idea. Have you ever been so busy that you… You do a lot of stuff, but then you're so busy that you don't even know that you did this stuff, so you don't even… Your brain doesn't recognize it? Like, I've started having to make lists. And on my lists are prompts that make me have to make more lists. Like, I have to make lists to make lists. And you know what's on those lists? More lists. That's right. I have to break down my lists. Don't forget to make a list. Hey, on Tuesday, you know what it is? List day. Really? Well, what's Monday and Wednesday and all the other days? Oh, those are different list days. To-do, lists. What are you going to do? Lists. Stuff to do, lists. Lists, lists, lists. It's really all I do is make lists. I don't even get the stuff done that's on the list, except for making the lists. Besides that… Holy cow. I'm Bumpercar. What are you doing? Oh. Hi, pig. Yeah. So anyway, evidently while Bumpercar was away from doing a Bumperpodcast, has any of my episodes been going out on the air? Because I know I've been down here. We've been recording some stuff here in the lab. You know, we've been mixing some tricks. We've been putting some stuff together. And I didn't know if… Really? No, none of them. What am I paying you for? I don't… Okay, well… You don't pay me. I didn't mean to bring that up again. Well, you did, though. So, yeah, you haven't been recording episodes because I… No one's been recording episodes because I've had the computer. And without a computer, you cannot record anything. And so… So, there's been nothing. Radio silence is what's been happening. We should tell everyone what we're thankful for. I ain't thankful for nothing. Nothing. You're not thankful for anything? Not one bit. No. All right. Well, then I'll tell everyone what I'm thankful for. Oh, this is going to be a humdinger of an episode. He's going to be like, I'm thankful for chocolate. I'm thankful for rainbows and clouds. And scene. There's the end of the episode.
Rufus T. Rufus: Excuse me one second here. It's Rufus. T. Rufus. I was napping back by the closet here. And I heard some people come in. And I believe I heard a turkey bird gobbling, gobbling. And if we're going to be recording an episode as to what we are, in fact, appreciative of, then I think I should hop onto that list as well and tell everyone what I'm thankful for, which is, of course, the judicial system, which has given me a career path and which has given me a goal and which is getting me on a straight. Straight and narrow, straight to the top, all the way we go, hippity hoppity, just don't stop it. I'm also thankful for all of you, of course, as well. And I'm also thankful for chocolates and clouds and rainbows and whatnot.
Natty Bumpercar: OK. Hey, Rufus, it's good to see you. That's a nice list. I appreciate your list. And I appreciate you waking up and coming and spending some time with us here on the Bumper Podcast. If we're going to do a list, I'm thankful for a lot of things. It's been a tough year. I'm not going to lie about that. What with our car broke, our basement flooded, poor Irving Brown socks went away. Just a lot of stuff on top of stuff on top of stuff. But, you know, we try to take deep breaths and try to keep moving forward and just try to keep maintaining and try to find the positive in things. And so I'm thankful for perspective, I think, is what I'm thankful for. And what that means, if anyone who's listening doesn't know, is the ability to look at situations and look at them from different angles and don't just accept the negative in things. Try to find a little bit of positivity if you can. Try to just take deep breaths and look at things and, you know, hope that you find some good in them. Because it's hard sometimes. Sometimes it feels like there's a lot of bad everywhere. Right. All right. And listen. Okay. Yeah. You're not doing good. All right. Okay. I was trying to. No, you're not. You're trying to give a little lesson, a little life lesson, which is fine. But this is the Bumper Podcast. This is where people come. They tune in on the Teletubes or the Ruby Slippers, wherever you listen to this show. You're coming in here. You're like, how am I going to have fun this week? Oh, yeah. I'm going to listen to the Bumper Podcast. How am I going to have a good time and feel good about the Bumper Podcast? Do you understand? What in the world? A fan just kicked on. Hello. So, it's good teaching little lessons. But let's have some fun, too. Like me, what am I thankful for? I'm thankful for truffles. They're kind of like things you find down next to the trees. And I sound like I'm in an airplane all of a sudden. What's happening to me? I'm also thankful for singing and dancing. Because I have fun when I sing and I dance and I do a little prance and I move around and I shake my little toe. I'll tail around and I do a little bit of this and I do a little bit of that. And, of course, yeah, whatever. We had some rough patches. But rough patches, you know what they do? They float away. All right? They're like little ice cubes. They're out in the ocean. They float away. They melt. And then they're just part of the ocean. Wait. That actually sounded kind of sad. It sounds like those little ice cubes are just going to disappear. I don't like that one bit at all. I don't know what just happened. But I guess I brought it down a peg or two. A peg or two? A peg or two? I'm going to bring this down. I'm going to bring this down a peg or two. All right? All right. You're okay. It's okay. Wow. That was really loud, that fan. How does he have a fan in there? We're not supposed to plug anything into these different places. No, I was going to put a heater in here, but we're not allowed. It does something to the circuits or whatever. Well, listen, everybody. We hope that you're doing great. We're doing pretty okay. We have to figure out how to get our car to move again because the exhaust system fell out. Do you know what that is? Do you know what a muffler is? It's the thing that's under a car that takes the bad air from the engine and it goes through these pipes and it shoots out the back of the car. Well, we recently had a snowstorm a few weeks ago and the muffler hit something and it cracked and broke. And so it's no longer attached to the engine. And so our little car, if you drive it, what happens is all the bad air from the engine goes right into the cabin of the car, which is presumably where you're going to be. It's sitting if you're driving a car. So what does that mean? That means we can't drive that car. Yay. And it caused the repair cost to fix this thing costs more than the car is worth. So there's a little bit of debating going on, right? A little bit of a should we? Shouldn't we? And by should we? Shouldn't we? I don't know what I mean. Should we walk everywhere from now on? Should we get on bicycles? Who knows? It's an exciting adventure. That's what we like to look at. It is that we hope you guys are having exciting adventures and we hope you're there and you're happy to hear from Turkey and you hope that you're happy to hear from us and we hope that you're going to do whatever pig did and do a little dance and shake your little tail and all that jazz. Anyway, this is the bumper podcast and I'm happier now having recorded this than I was before I recorded that and that means that everything is working out well so you have an awesome day me. I'm going to go to a library. I'm going to go to a library and do a kid's show. I have to leave here in about 45 minutes so cross your fingers and wish me luck because by the time you listen to this, it will have already have happened. What? Time travel. The future. Magic.
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