It’s the quietest episode yet . . . Gotta get ready to be sneaky around the baby.
So hhhhuuuusssshhhhhh it down.
Pretty please?!
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About This Episode
In Bumperpodcast episode #6, host Natty Bumpercar attempts to keep everyone quiet in preparation for a baby's arrival. Despite his best efforts to maintain a whisper-friendly environment, chaos ensues when a noisy duck and Mott the sheep interrupt the proceedings. Natty brainstorms unconventional sleeping spots for the baby, including drawers, a file cabinet, and even a dishwasher. The episode showcases the classic Bumperpodcast humor as Natty struggles to enforce quiet time while his puppet friends create comedic mayhem.
Memorable Quotes
“I got a couple of drawers, got a file cabinet, I think we have some… there's a closet over there, obviously, there's the dishwasher, a lot of places for this baby to sleep.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“Just because some little duck comes in and starts going all and just because Mott the sheep decides he wants to bowl in like sheep… we're supposed to be keeping it quiet!”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #babies #preparation #chaos #friendship #comedy #whispering
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Full Transcript
Unknown: Hey, wait, no, shh, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, everybody!
Natty Bumpercar: Thank you, that's better. We're trying to get better at being a little bit more quiet around here. You know, doing a little whispering. Because, you know, well, there's a tiny little baby about to be here. So, could you please keep it down? I understand, you know, we're talking on the microphone, and we're broad, we're telling, you know, whatever, talking, we're doing some talking. But, and this isn't now, there's no baby here right this second. But any minute now, in the next few weeks, there could be a tiny baby sleeping. Maybe, right here, on the desk, maybe, I'm not sure where he's gonna sleep. And I mean, I got a couple of drawers, got a file cabinet, I think we have some, uh, some, there's a closet over there, obviously, there's the dishwasher, a lot of places for this baby to sleep. But we need to keep it quiet. Alright, maybe we can tell ghost stories, that's what people do when they're being really quiet. Alright. Alright, seriously? Oh, what's going on? Mott, what have you been up to? Yeah, I know, summer is almost done. I'm going into winter, never really had a summer. Do you hear my raspy voice? Yeah, I know, it's kind of my pirate type of voice. Arrr, isn't it terrible that summer came and never stayed? Wait… Isn't it terrible… Isn't it terrible… that summer never came i understand you know here's the thing though everybody we were supposed to be whispering and so just because some little duck comes in and starts going all and just because mott the sheep decides he wants to bowl in like sheep and start yeah well we're supposed to be keeping it quiet we're supposed to be keeping it down because who cares about the duck and who cares about the sheep we gotta make sure that the baby sleeps so we gotta be in practice because we gotta be ready because we gotta be right am i right right