Tag: friendship

Natty Bumpercar: hey bumper podcast it's natty bumper car me your pal in the place to be listening to the bumper podcast well wait i'm listening to it because i'm saying it i'm listening to myself say it and you're listening to me already having had said it say it what hey the other day i was talking to my friend waffle and waffle was telling me that he went to the carnival with his friends butter pat and dollop of syrup so waffle butter pat dollop of syrup go to the carnival right and they're wandering around the midway they're looking at all the rides they're deciding if they're going to get tickets or not they're doing what you do at a carnival they're getting themselves ready to have the best day ever then all of a sudden around the corner runs this rainbow a little rainbow you there's a rainbow running just running and he's being chased by a puppy you guys the puppy was chasing the rainbow bumped into waffle waffle slips on butter pat falls right into dollop of syrup oh you guys here's the thing the puppy stopped the uh the rainbow never even looked back uh the puppy had a delicious snack well because you asked me well because the puppy the puppy had a delicious snack well because the puppy had a delicious snack actually the reason he's chasing the rainbow is because the rainbow had uh had dropped his snack cake and so the puppy just went ahead and ate the snack cake what you were thinking that maybe the puppy had stopped and eaten waffle butter pat and dollop of syrup no way he actually shared some of the snack cake with those three so they all you know kind of became best of friends and they still to this day are all pen pals which is fun um hey here's look at why hey hey hey look at bumper carter's had an idea social media uh you guys have heard of this thing called pinterest pinterest uh how about the people who you're friends with on pinterest should be called your pen pals write it down mail it to them we'll get our back pretty soon i like it bumper podcast we're getting rich we're making money stacks of money stacks of dough stacks of cash pretty soon i mean my mattress is going to be so far off the ground because of all the dough that's stuffed underneath it what you don't stuff your money in the under your mattress what do you do the mason jar in the ground in the backyard well maybe some of us have backyards with a lot of roots and rocks in them so maybe we can't live the life of luxury that you have with the mason jars i would much rather sleep on a regular mattress with no money