Tag: friendship

Bumperpodcast #235 – Tiny Screaming Jokester

Bumpercar needs to get with the program – so to do that, he brings a screaming tiny person to get things moving and to talk about and tell some jokes …

Do you scream? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

About This Episode

In this hilarious episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar welcomes special guest Emerson for a chaotic and entertaining conversation. Fresh off "getting rid of Rufus T. Rufus," Natty tries to conduct an interview with the energetic Emerson, who shares stories about going to the beach, starting school, and delivers a series of increasingly silly knock-knock jokes. The episode features playful banter about names, sea monsters, rotten chicken, and takes an unexpected turn into bathroom humor territory. This unscripted, improvisational episode showcases the unpredictable comedy that happens when Natty Bumpercar tries to maintain control of the show.

Memorable Quotes

“I taste like, um, um, rotten leaves. And I taste like rotten chicken.”

— Emerson

“This is the first Bumper Podcast since we got rid of Rufus T. Rufus, and we are just hanging out, having a good time.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“You're going to get me in trouble. I can't even stand. This isn't how we talk in the Bumper Podcast.”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #knock-knockjokes #school #beach #friendship #improvisation #bathroomhumor #children

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Emerson

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: All right. Hey, everybody. It's me, Natty Bumpercar, and you are?

Emerson: Um.

Natty Bumpercar: What's your name?

Emerson: Emerson.

Natty Bumpercar: That's your name?

Emerson: Yes. Who gave, what kind of name is that? Who gave you that name? I don't know.

Natty Bumpercar: You don't know who gave you that name?

Emerson: No. Who was it?

Natty Bumpercar: I mean, I have some ideas on who might have given you the name, but I can't definitively say. What if you did? If I did, I'd get in trouble. Why? Because those are secrets. So your name is Emerson. You sure it's not like elephant? No. Is your name buffalo?

Emerson: No.

Natty Bumpercar: Is your name banana?

Emerson: No.

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness gracious. Oh, my goodness gracious. Hey, Emerson.

Emerson: Hey, Emerson.

Natty Bumpercar: I want my hat back.

Emerson: I know that story.

Natty Bumpercar: Have you seen my hat?

Emerson: No.

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, all right. What's the hat do? So, Emerson, tell me about you. This is the first Bumper Podcast since we got rid of Rufus T. Rufus, and we are just hanging out, having a good time. Yeah, because this is really fun. Is this really fun?

Emerson: Yes.

Natty Bumpercar: All right. I hope they think it's fun. Don't touch those things. Those are dangerous things up here. So, what do you, tell me about yourself. What have you been up to?

Emerson: I've been up to playing.

Natty Bumpercar: You've been up to playing? What have you been playing? 100 years. You've been playing 100 years. How do you play 100 years? Do you know? You get lost in the music, don't you? You like to just sit and listen to the music. That's fine. So… Dad! Oh, don't yell too loud. You're going to hurt the people's ears. Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. So, what do you, are you, what, did you just start something? Yes. What'd you just start? Went to the beach. You just went to the beach? What'd you do at the beach?

Emerson: I went in the deep water. You went in the deep water?

Natty Bumpercar: Did you see any sea monsters? Nope. Thank goodness! That would have been terrible. Yeah. They would have probably eaten you up. Ah! Because you are delicious. No, I'm not. I, yeah, I ate, used to eat your toes. But I just like, want to eat.

Emerson: You're so good.

Natty Bumpercar: I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good. I'm so good.

Emerson: I love you. I taste like, um, um, rotten leaves. Ew. And I taste like rotten chicken.

Natty Bumpercar: You do? Yes. That's disgusting. I had no idea. Well, I'm glad that I'm not going to eat you then. Um, hey, do you want to tell us a joke? Yes. Knock, knock. Oh, who, uh, who's there? Who pooped there? What? I am not answering the door. Go away. I'm going to call the police. Try again.

Emerson: Knock, knock.

Natty Bumpercar: Who's there?

Emerson: Um, cow.

Natty Bumpercar: Cow who?

Emerson: A mountain cow. Oh, come on.

Natty Bumpercar: I didn't see that one coming a mile away. I'll try one. Uh, knock, knock. Who's there? Kitty cat. Kitty cat who? Kitty cat in your face. What? Is that me? What?

Emerson: The big one.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. The one when it talks? Yeah, those are called waveforms, and so you can see when you talk, those are, those are graphical representations of your, of the sound coming out of your mouth. So that's why when you yell, it's not a good thing. All right, now you're just breathing weird. That's kind of, that's going to creep people out. What? What I was asking, so earlier I was asking, what did you just start? You just started school.

Emerson: I started school.

Natty Bumpercar: Are you so excited?

Emerson: No.

Natty Bumpercar: You're so smart, though. You're going to do such a great job, right?

Emerson: What if someone talks to me?

Natty Bumpercar: Emerson. No, no, no, no, no. Knock, knock. Oh, oh, oh. Uh, who, who's there? Baby butt. Come on. Fine. I'll play.

Emerson: Baby butt who? Baby butt in the toilet. Oh, no, no. That's disgusting. Come on.

Natty Bumpercar: You baby butt in the toilet. Knock, knock. Oh, we got another one? All right. Who is there? Boo-boo. Boo-boo who?

Emerson: Boo-boo in the toilet and then he farted on. No, this is not the kind of show that. And then he farted. And then he farted. And then he farted in the toilet and then he pooped on someone's face.

Natty Bumpercar: You're going to get me in trouble. I can't even stand. I'm going to get, I'm going to get in big trouble. This isn't how we talk in the Bumper Podcast. Yes, we do. Oh, I'm not so sure about that. Hey, we got to go. But ladies and gentlemen, thanks for listening to the Bumper Podcast. Yeah, bye. I'm Natty Bumpercar. What's your name? Ah! Ah!

Emerson: Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

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September 15, 2015
Bumperpodcast #234 – The farce is a finagle!

Rufus T. Rufus is back to hassle everyone at the Bumperpodcast – and Natty Bumpercar is a bit down – right up until Doodle Poodle shows up with a plan!

Do you plan? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

About This Episode

In this hilarious episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar finds himself in legal hot water when Rufus T. Rufus claims to own the entire podcast due to a contract breach. Rufus insists that because Aloysious J. Pig was doing unauthorized Periscope broadcasts, he now owns all of Natty's intellectual property. Just when things look dire, Doodle Poodle arrives claiming to have taken lawyering classes and offers to help. In a surprising twist, Doodle's unconventional legal tactics involving doodling on the contract somehow invalidate it, freeing Natty from Rufus's claims. The whole ordeal turns out to be what Rufus calls "a finagle," with Doodle Poodle saving the day in the most unexpected way possible.

Memorable Quotes

“I now own the bumper podcast and everything there in between you understand sir all mine all the time and it rhymes on a dime”

— Rufus T. Rufus

“I just took the contract and, you know, I went through it and I made a few doodles on it! It's invalidated!”

— Doodle Poodle

“That means this whole boss is a finagle!”

— Rufus T. Rufus

Topics: #contracts #legaldisputes #intellectualproperty #friendship #periscope #lawyers #comedy #conflictresolution

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Rufus T. Rufus, Doodle Poodle

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: hey everybody that's me uh natty bumper car this is a bumper podcast and this is

Rufus T. Rufus: you understand i just thought you maybe had forgotten and you'd maybe gone away and you were just gonna leave us alone and here you are here i am because this is my show now you are in a breach of contract and you understand that's the law that's nothing that i'm doing my friend oh we are friends my friend because you see here under this contract i own every bit of intellectual property you have been putting out for years and years and years it doesn't no i don't think you i don't i don't know much about contracts but i'm pretty sure that you don't own any i feel like i'm whining i feel like i'm whining at this point but listen rufus um you were a great manager

Natty Bumpercar: i know that pig was doing periscopes and that broke some sort of part of the contract and so now you think you own the podcast or whatever but you don't own it

Rufus T. Rufus: everything i don't know anything i don't think i don't know i'm trying to figure this out and work on it and i don't i don't i don't i don't i don't you okay i'm stuttering i don't even and i don't know what's going on well here's let me tell you exactly what's going on as you described in the previous predicament your friend aloysius jay big whose name is on this contract was doing and so what that means ipso facto is that i now own the bumper podcast and everything there in between you understand sir all mine all the time and it rhymes on a dime yeah eating a lot okay that doesn't mean anything some other things right you understand what i'm doing there yeah i understand what you're doing you're being you're kind of being a not you're not being very nice you're kind of being a jerk you're being a jerk you're being a jerk you're being a jerk you're being a jerk i'm sorry to say that but that's kind of what's happening all right like pig did we all do a lot of other shows i do stand-up shows i do other people's podcasts do you huh interesting yes oh that's fine well then evidently we got multiple breaches of contract up in here and i don't think you understand the legality of the system of the law of the land what my friend you have done yourself into a real pickle here a pickle juice do you understand why don't you you can drink your pickle juice i don't want to drink in the corner what and read the contract read the fine print of the contract read between the lines of the contract you know i

Doodle Poodle: don't think i'm not gonna do that i cry everybody what and a hell of an downhill what how what what is what are they doing here huh how Oh! I'm here! I've been taking lawyering classes on my T's off, and I'm gonna- I know a lot about lawyers and stuff. Well, I doubt that! You do? Uh, no.

Rufus T. Rufus: What? Lawyer? Lawyer stuff? He don't know nothin'. No. About nothin'. He don't know nothin' about this doll. I would like to see the contract if you don't mind! Yeah, give him the contract, Rufus. That's- I mean- Suppose! Why not? Just give it to him. Let's see what happens. If this is your new lawyer, then here is the contract, my sir.

Doodle Poodle: Alright, thank you very much. Let me just look through this and- Oh, look at- I mean- What in the world are you doing? What are you doing with that?

Rufus T. Rufus: Now, give me that contract back right now! What is- What did he do to it? That's not acceptable! That is not Proud Lawyers Act! That is not proper lawyering, sir! From one legal advisor to another, that is not proper!

Natty Bumpercar: Doodle Poodle, what did you just do to the contract? I don't even understand. What- what just-

Rufus T. Rufus: What did just happen?

Doodle Poodle: I just took the contract and, you know, I went through it and I made a few doodles on it!

Rufus T. Rufus: You did what? That's disgusting! Come on!

Doodle Poodle: It's invalidated!

Rufus T. Rufus: What? What did you just say? Invalidated? Did you just wreck my contract? That means that I don't own anything! That means that the Bumper Podcast goes back to you, Bumper! God, that means this whole boss is a finagle!

Doodle Poodle: Doodle Poodle, I think you did it! You did it! You did it! The boss is a finagle!

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August 28, 2015
Bumperpodcast #221 – Strep throat blues …

There is some strep throat at Headquarters, and Bumpercar is full of it. So, special guest host Mott the Sheep comes in to do what he does best! (We’re still trying to figure out what that is …)

Have you ever talked to a sheep?! Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

About This Episode

In this unique episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar is suffering from a severe case of strep throat and can barely speak. Unable to host the show alone, Natty brings in special guest Mott the Sheep to take over hosting duties. Mott discusses recent travels to Brooklyn and performing at comedy clubs, though listeners only hear Natty's side of the conversation. The episode showcases the improvised, experimental nature of the show as Natty struggles through the recording while attempting to interview the largely silent Mott. Despite the unusual format, the episode maintains the show's characteristic humor as Natty worries about other puppet characters possibly catching various animal-themed illnesses.

Memorable Quotes

“A little word of advice to you listeners don't get strep throat it hurts so bad… I yawned and it hurt which has never happened to me before.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“I'm contagious but i don't know if sheep can get it… There's no sheep flu. Okay? Just relax. I think you're going to be fine.”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #illness #guesthost #comedyclubs #brooklyn #improvisation #friendship

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Mott the Sheep

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: hi everybody it's me natty bumper car and i have what is called strep throat a little word of advice to you listeners don't get strep throat it hurts so bad and so i'm not really gonna be able to do a lot of talking today on the podcast but i ow coughing hurts breathing hurts i yawned and it hurt which has never happened to me before um how i uh drinking hurts i blinked i blinked my eyes and it hurt which is not even on my throat but anyway um so here's what we're gonna do uh is i brought in a special guest uh host today so uh give it up this is my friend he's been around for a long time he's gonna do the show hasn't been here in a while uh mott the sheep yeah mott how's it going that's funny no i mean i'm contagious but i don't know if sheep can get it so uh no i'm pretty sure you're okay okay well that's fine did you want to just take over you want to tell a little joke a little story or uh no okay what about uh just tell everybody where you've been up to i guess

Mott the Sheep: uh

Natty Bumpercar: really and then what kind of Did you just hang out there? Did you spend the night? No, okay. I've been there once, but it's really expensive, so I just kind of walked in and walked out. Yeah. Have you been to comedy clubs or anything? You were in Brooklyn. Oh, that's fun. Did you do a show? Was it scary or anything? I know you're not up on stage as much as you used to be. Uh-huh. And what kind of joke did you tell the people? That's funny. No, I mean, I feel like I should just stick around while you're doing the show, just to keep things moving a little bit. Do they like it? Do they like the show? Yeah. That's cool. Robot? No, I don't know. Robot's, I don't know. He's plugged in, so I don't know what he's doing. He's, uh, I haven't seen Pig. He was looking pretty peak at the last time I saw him. This whole strep thing. I know, I know. I said you couldn't get it. But Pig, maybe he's got, like, the swine flu or whatever. I don't know what happens. There's no sheep flu. Okay? Just relax. I think you're going to be fine. I appreciate you coming by. What, so tell me.

Mott the Sheep: Um, yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: Uh-huh. Well, no. Well, glad it's… All right. I don't agree with that, necessarily. I mean, so you have been listening to the show a little bit here and there. Okay. Um, because we've been really trying lately. Ow. All right. That's unnecessary. Anything to say? Um, did you want to ask the people out in the world anything? That's a good question. Hey, Bumper Podcast Coutures, if you want to email us your answers to that, yeah, at bumperpodcast.nattybumpercar.com. And, uh, I'll give it the responses to Mott and hook over from there. Really? All right. Uh, so Mott's actually… You're just done? You didn't really do a lot today, did you? Got anything on your plan, on your plate? Anything you're going to be working on? Okay. So you want to just plug that or… Yeah. Okay.

Mott the Sheep: Okay.

Natty Bumpercar: You're so busy. It's so impressive. I know, but it's just… I mean, you really get around. So… All right. This has been Bumper Cop… I got strep throat. I'm sorry. I'm off the sheet.

Mott the Sheep: Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

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May 7, 2015
Bumperpodcast #217 – The Poodle Podcast Kerfuffle!

Doodle Poodle and Voice Man are in studio to record an episode of the ‘Poodle Podcast’ … Too bad they didn’t schedule the time. There is a kerfuffle!

Do you kerfuffle? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Comedian, Natty Bumpercar talks about some junk with Robot and Pig, and some other junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.

About This Episode

In this chaotic episode of Bumperpodcast, Doodle Poodle attempts to record his own "Poodle Podcast" in the studio, only to be interrupted by an annoyed Natty Bumpercar who has the room reserved. The situation escalates into a kerfuffle when Doodle Poodle starts making strange noises and voices, prompting Aloysious J. Pig to investigate the commotion. Producer and the gang try to figure out what's wrong with Doodle Poodle's bizarre behavior, leading to a hilarious misunderstanding about studio scheduling and podcast etiquette. Despite the confusion and fur flying, the episode ends with everyone appreciating Doodle Poodle's dedication to his doodles, even if his podcast takeover didn't go as planned.

Memorable Quotes

“This is the Bumper Podcast, not the Poodle Podcast, and I don't even know how you guys got into the room, it's supposed to be locked!”

— Natty Bumpercar

“This is not the kerfuffle that I thought that I was getting into. This kerfuffle is not pleasant. It's an unpleasant kerfuffle.”

— Aloysious J. Pig

“Everything you do comes down to doodles, and that's why you're doodle poodle, and that's why everybody loves you.”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #podcasting #misunderstandings #doodles #studioconflicts #friendship #comedy #improvisation

Featuring: Producer, Doodle Poodle, Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig

Full Transcript

Producer: Hello boys and girls, let's see what Doodle Poodle is doing right now!

Doodle Poodle: Hey everybody, it's me, Doodle Poodle, and this is the Poodle Podcast, and this is where we're going to have the best time ever in the whole wide world, and we're going to do some drawings, and we're going to make some fun doodles today! Hey! What's- Hi, Bubsy!

Natty Bumpercar: What are you doing?

Doodle Poodle: How are you doing?

Natty Bumpercar: I'm doing-

Doodle Poodle: Hello?

Natty Bumpercar: I'm doing great, but you're not supposed to be in here. What are you doing? What is a poodle- What do you even call it? You're doing a poodle? A poodle podcast? Hi, voice man. Hello, Bumpsy! Don't call me Bumpsy, it's Bumper Car, or Natty Bumper Car, or whatever, but this is the Bumper Podcast, not the Poodle Podcast, and I don't even know how you guys got into the room, it's supposed to be locked, and why you're recording, and what is happening right now? We have a schedule on the wall that you can reserve time, and now is the time for the Bumper Podcast, so I'm kind of upset and confused.

Doodle Poodle: I just don't understand what the- The problem is, it's not such a big kerfuffle.

Natty Bumpercar: It's a big kerfuffle.

Doodle Poodle: I mean, we came here to record the Poodle Podcast.

Natty Bumpercar: Poodle Podcast. All right.

Doodle Poodle: And no one was here, and so we set our stuff up, and we started to record everything, and it was going to be super fun, and everything was going to be super fun, and stuff like that. What are you doing? I like that. Like that. Uh-huh.

Natty Bumpercar: Like that. Okay. Well, I mean, that's a good explanation, I suppose, and really, I'm kind of off-put by the noise you were just making. I was really angry, but now I'm kind of- You pulled me back in, because that was a really ridiculous noise, and I don't know what you were doing, to be quite frank. Who's Frank? To be quite honest. Ah!

Aloysious J. Pig: Hey, everybody. It's me, Pig. I heard you guys were having a kerfuffle in here. Yeah. And we ain't had a good kerfuffle in here in a long time, so I figured I'd come in and see how everybody was doing. Oh, perfect. It was pretty good. I like what you got going on. There's a lot of fur flying. Uh-huh. There's some weird drawings over there. There's a doodle.

Doodle Poodle: Oh, God. I mean, there's a doodle, yeah. Doodles, of course.

Aloysious J. Pig: He says to me, well, what are we up to? What are we doing? What's the rumpus?

Doodle Poodle: Anyway, huh? It's Pig. Hi. This is- Oh, no.

Natty Bumpercar: He's doing it again.

Doodle Poodle: Doodle.

Aloysious J. Pig: Doodle. What in the- What in the hook, Nanny? Is he okay? I don't know. Somebody get him a- Is it like- Get him a cold cloth. Get him- Somebody get him a compress. Somebody get him an ice pack. Somebody get him, I don't know, like a marshmallow peep. A peep? Whatever you give to a dog when he's talking like that. He's crazy. I don't understand nothing what he's saying at all.

Natty Bumpercar: I don't know what he's saying either. It's a new weird voice thing that he's doing today, and I mean, it's kind of cute.

Aloysious J. Pig: Yeah, I guess it's kind of cute.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Yeah. It is kind of cute, but Voiceman, have you- Have you ever heard him talk like that? No, I have not. It's weird. It's very strange. I just don't understand what's happening.

Producer: I don't either. Normally, he comes in, and he makes a few doodles, and everyone is happy, and it's mail time, and everything like that happens, and it makes sense. Today makes no sense at all.

Aloysious J. Pig: Jesus, this guy got to yell everything you say.

Natty Bumpercar: Yes, he yells. We're kidding.

Aloysious J. Pig: Let's have a normal conversation. We got the dog over there hyperventilating. He's very upset. We got this voice set up, dude, like yelling and everything. This is not the kerfuffle that I thought that I was getting into. All right, pig. This kerfuffle is- What?

Natty Bumpercar: What is it?

Aloysious J. Pig: Not pleasant. It's an unpleasant kerfuffle. Oh, no.

Natty Bumpercar: Normally, I mean, not to put too fine a point on it, but I think that kerfuffles, by nature, not by law, but by nature, tend to be a little uncomfortable. That's not a problem. Yeah.

Doodle Poodle: Yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: So-

Doodle Poodle: I just want to go home, and I was kind of sad, because I just wanted to make a show, and I wanted everybody to like it, and everybody got a kerfuffle, and no one's very happy, and I'm just so tired, and I think I'm just sleeping, and I just want to go-

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, poodle, come on.

Doodle Poodle: Back to my doghouse. Go home. I don't know.

Natty Bumpercar: You seem so upset.

Doodle Poodle: Maybe I'll make some-

Natty Bumpercar: Toodles!

Doodle Poodle: Oh, Jesus Christ. What a destroyer.

Natty Bumpercar: Everything you do comes down to doodles, and that's why you're doodle poodle, and that's why everybody loves you. Hey!

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April 9, 2015
Bumperpodcast #213 – Ermahgerd. That show!

Bumpercar is beyond super-excited at how awesome the show that he just watched was … Pig doesn’t understand. Things get a bit out of control when Robot shows up – and Pig makes a big life decision.

What’s your favorite show? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

About This Episode

In this hilarious episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar is absolutely losing his mind over a television show that 'everyone's talking about.' His hyperventilating enthusiasm is met with confusion from Aloysious J. Pig, who barely paid attention and found the show boring enough to fall asleep. As Natty rants about mind-blowing plot twists and 10-year plans, Pig struggles to understand what all the fuss is about. The situation escalates when Robot joins in agreeing with Natty, leading to hurt feelings and Pig dramatically threatening to move out. The episode satirizes obsessive TV fandom and the disconnect between passionate viewers and casual watchers.

Memorable Quotes

“The one dude went over to that one dude and there was a girl maybe and I don't know it's just like a television show.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“I'm gonna do your job for you. This is a bumper podcast every week we get together and we yabber and yabber jibber and jabber.”

— Aloysious J. Pig

“You know what I'm sorry I'm gonna move out. See ya later pig.”

— Aloysious J. Pig

Topics: #television #friendship #popculture #arguments #fandom #comedy #hyperventilating

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

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Natty Bumpercar: oh my god did you see that television show what are you talking about the show everybody's talking about did you see it it was amazing it was the most incredible show i've ever seen in my entire life i was just like oh my god calm down it's amazing could you just calm down the show what happened did you see what happened i was sitting there i don't know what we're even talking about i mean we watched a little television last night but it wasn't nothing that exciting i mean like the one dude went over to that one dude and there was a girl maybe and i don't know it's just like a television show yeah all right it was i couldn't believe it like i mean you watch your television sometimes and you're just like okay i guess i watched the television show but that show it wasn't even like a scene it wasn't even nothing like that like it was just crazy all right calm down he's hyperventilating he's hyperventilating over here you're gonna be okay buddy all right listen here's what we're gonna do we're gonna take the television okay i'm gonna say it again no you're gonna take your television privileges away until you think that maybe you can handle it a little bit i don't like that i'm just you're a you're a grown man i don't care and you're hyperventilating because some something happened on a television show it's a little bit weird i mean i'm a big yeah i know i get excited about some things but i don't hyperventilate when you know the girl goes over to the television show the girl and says oh blah blah blah whatever happened i don't even know because i wasn't paying i was i was half paying attention what honestly it kind of put me asleep what are you talking about it was the most epic like she's telling me it was the most awesome all right like mind-blowing like it basically reset the whole show like it pretty much just took the show i'm gonna leave now on its ear and it's just like what is gonna happen next week like where are they gonna go from realize this is a podcast right people i don't even understand i've been watching it now and i was just like i had thought i had an idea i thought i knew where it was gonna go because those television shows are just gonna do this this they're gonna draw it out into a lot of seasons this thing is gonna happen in five years they have like a 10-year plan i don't have time for a 10-year plan i don't have time for this show either because they're just moving things on he won't stop talking see now you got yourself heavy breathing again this isn't good for you i tell you it's your agita's gonna be all up you're gonna you gotta take a nap or something maybe go take a cold shower i don't know have have some oatmeal whatever it is that calms you down you need to do it right now because there's a thing this show's so good you haven't even told anybody this is a bumper podcast nobody knows what you're talking about because you just come in screaming about some show nobody even knows what show it is ever it was such a good show the show fine it's just that's the show everybody knows what the show is it's the best show ever fine yes hey bumper podcast it is i'm gonna do your job for you it's me pig the crazy one over there that's you okay ready this is a bumper podcast every week we get together and we yabber and yabber jibber and jabber oh you're gonna help me out yes this is terrible i know no no no no wait don't do that and then that stuff happened and it was the ever right am i right crazy crazy I can't stand either of you see robot now we have something in common because we both know what we're talking about pig doesn't know nothing about nothing as far as i'm concerned he's a crazy little swine what are you doing come on i didn't mean it that way that's not nice that's a mean thing to say to a pig i thought we were friends all of a sudden you're going on about this dumb show and now you're gonna call me mean names because i ain't crazy like you two come on let's not yeah both of you well you know what i'm sorry i'm gonna move out what no i'm gonna move out no see ya later pig

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March 18, 2015