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Bumperpodcast #335 – Hold tight

The Bumperkids are growing up, and on a momentous day, Natty tries to talk to them about some of the transitions that are happening – like the end of daycare, and riding a giant roller-coaster. And what’s he get in return? A bunch of heartache, and toys getting thrown. Hope you enjoy listening to the ridiculousness!

The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!

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About This Episode

In this emotional episode, host Natty Bumpercar marks a bittersweet milestone as his son Oliver completes his last day of pre-K at a school the family has attended for eight years. Joined by his sons Emerson and Oliver, Natty reflects on the joys and challenges of parenting while sharing stories about their recent Six Flags adventure, including a terrifying ride on the El Toro wooden roller coaster. The boys discuss their imaginative daily routine of hunting dragons in the graveyard behind the school, and Natty opens up about the emotional impact of watching his children grow up. This heartfelt episode blends humor with genuine parental emotion as the Bumpercar family prepares for kindergarten and a new chapter ahead.

Memorable Quotes

“We've been with this pre-k for seven years… in total we've been there for eight years. Last night I woke up at four o'clock in the morning and I was crying.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“We went on a big roller coaster that was the stupidest roller coaster in the world… we thought we were gonna die, we thought we were gonna pass out.”

— Emerson

“When you're a parent you're uber present in the moment… but then you don't realize that there's all this really important stuff happening in their lives.”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #parenting #preschool #milestones #sixflags #rollercoasters #childhoodimagination #dragons #family #growingup

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Emerson (Natty's child)

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: hey guys it's me natty bumper car and this is the bumper podcast and this is a brutally sadly excitingly rough but fun but sad day and i don't think i can do it myself so who do i have here with me oh you guys gonna be crazy huh do you know why it's a sad day oliver why why it's an exciting day why why it's a big day why today is oliver's last day at pre-k hooray why is it hooray it's the same pre-k that you went to we've been with this pre-k for seven years i yeah ever since you were like one just before you were one years old you started going to this school and you were there for what four years and that's where you met all your first friends and then ollie went there when did you start all yeah ollie was there for about five years so in total we've been there for eight years so last night i woke up at four o'clock in the morning and i was crying because i was sad because here's a weird thing when you have kids you get it's a little bit not you're gonna you're gonna go to kindergarten next year

Emerson (Natty's child): that's right you're gonna have some of your pals are gonna be in your new school

Natty Bumpercar: so that's exciting right um emerson what did we do yesterday we so we got a crayon no so you're gonna have a crayon and you're gonna have a crayon and you're gonna have a crayon

Emerson (Natty's child): yesterday he got me um a bat bear a bat bear no we did though i call him bat bear we uh

Natty Bumpercar: so emerson and i for the past three years we've been going to six flags and yesterday we went

Emerson (Natty's child): and what did we do a big roll we went on a big roller coaster that was the stupidest roller coaster in the world and and we couldn't and we barely and that and we could barely walk after it we i thought we we thought we were gonna die we thought we're gonna pass out right yeah so

Natty Bumpercar: remember the microphone is right up here so that's what we want to talk to okay um hey um and um i said they almost died it's true we did it was called el toro and it was uh this wooden roller coaster and emerson was like i want to go on that and i was like i don't know if i want to go on that and he's like i want to go on that and a couple of times we walked up to the line we're like no and it was the third thing that we went on so the first thing we went on was this big safari ride and we got to see what kind of animals do we see like crazy animals um oliver they can't oliver keeps putting his bear up to the microphone and having him say hi hi hi but it was another it was another day where you're like you see your kids growing hey guys we can't do that at all you're telling me to shush yeah well we're recording a podcast and you can't fight oliver the bears are going to leave if you don't stop okay look at that i'm having to be parenting right now no we're fine we're good buddy this is this is oh we lost you okay all right we lost emerson he uh he couldn't take the bears talking into the microphone so ollie what is your favorite thing that we do when we go to school how do we go there but in the car that's right we go the secret way to school there's no way we're going to tell anybody there's no way because it's the secret way

Emerson (Natty's child): yeah and it's ours and it's nobody else's

Natty Bumpercar: oh no emerson told us hey uh don't throw anything else buddy and so then uh at the end of school what do we do we go out in the back into the what broom gray what's the what is it it started with emerson remember out back behind the school yes what's back there you have to cross over that bit of grass emerson you used to do that you challenged different schools this is this is so fun we got hats we got infertility we got virtually everything and he was so crusty he goes I've got to go to a big ridingiking range and make a stop for about a while leben I am coming over to my dog look like this is my dog they're taking their limited drag with you used to do this too used to love yeah to the graveyard and what do we love what do we hunt for

Emerson (Natty's child): we hunt for dragons and the dragons kind of have you ever seen a dragon ever since the dragons

Natty Bumpercar: usually hunt for us well once we get to the back of it yeah they come looking for us and then we just run for our lives we totally run for our lives because it's terrifying to have dragons

Emerson (Natty's child): chasing you through a graveyard yeah and there's some i usually grab a rock and then when i throw a

Natty Bumpercar: rock nothing's there because do you think the dragons are scared of your rocks and your rock

Emerson (Natty's child): throwing skills so the dragon kind of ship out like like a visible dragon he shares his visibleness with all the other dragons and all of the dragons share with the other dragons then they have the same powers all of them

Natty Bumpercar: have the same powers is that something they can do they can share powers yeah and they all have the same powers so wait if they're all sharing the powers what's going on here where in our house

Emerson (Natty's child): yeah there's no dragons in our house they only live in the graveyard yeah dragons in the graveyard

Natty Bumpercar: in the natural history museum the person that um

Emerson (Natty's child): the person that had the grave uh-huh persons that were on the deep and was the grave uh-huh had the

Natty Bumpercar: grave over them person the dragons ate the people who were in the graves in the graveyard yeah i didn't know that i've never known that why didn't you ever tell me that i told you a long time ago what we used to so hold on a second i'm taking my kids into a graveyard that's full of graves full

Emerson (Natty's child): that the dragons ate that's terrible parenting yeah you're too yeah but i like it i do too i hope

Natty Bumpercar: that we get to do it today because this is our last day right give me that yankee hat right up there oh it's not for you kiddo cat who's it it's daddy's and it's really old um one of these kids wants to be on a podcast one of these kids wants to disrupt a podcast and that's fine um what are the stories you have to go i don't know did i show you the pictures from the safari yesterday from the animal ride that emerson and i went on no i didn't show you yes you did not show me i'm so sorry i'll show you later i promise so what do you think you're going to do today um school stuff yeah yeah and then what about next week so next week you're starting kindergarten

Emerson (Natty's child): which we talked about a little bit before um i want to be there saturday sunday monday

Natty Bumpercar: that's right monday's a vacation and tuesday's a holiday too i think and so school starts on wednesday tuesday's um oh that's right it's a gg and pop-up day um emery emery emerson has a ruler that he's patting in his hand uh kind of aggressively um i think he's gonna hit my own head i don't think he should do that i think he'll be in big trouble your body

Emerson (Natty's child): what basic who's bardy basics really and he will try to get you with a ruler on your head yeah no no

Natty Bumpercar: jump scares are not my favorite kind of scares yeah i hate him hey wait emerson so you you like jump scares right what do you not like roller coaster scares do you remember yesterday ollie yes i can't i know but do you remember so we got on the roller coaster we waited in line and then we got up to the top and i got we got to the top and i started going i don't want to do this i don't want to be here i don't want to be on this roller coaster i don't want to do this i don't want to do this and i didn't know what to do with emerson and so i said just close your eyes it's gonna be okay you're gonna be okay and it was

Emerson (Natty's child): so high and then when we were about to fall down i looked up and then and then and then and then and then we flew up in the air and then we almost and then it was turning so hard i almost fell off my roller i i almost let go of the thing you're like floating in your seat right

Natty Bumpercar: and then you said when i said don't look you open your eyes and you could see the whole park right yeah like the entire thing yeah but i didn't get scared that part didn't scare you it was the down part and this roller coaster it didn't stop like you went down a giant hill and then down a giant hill and then you went like to the side and it was throwing me around and you said does your neck hurt still it was brutal my neck still hurts i highly recommend that no one ever ride a roller coaster again i think we've done it for everyone no one else we no one no one else needs to do a roller coaster right um wait well wait what do you want to do a roller coaster yeah but not the

Emerson (Natty's child): not the wooden one not the wooden one not the scariest one you guys almost died off i don't

Natty Bumpercar: know if we really almost died off almost died but it was certainly terrifying yeah yeah yeah well you ever need you you're gonna head out yeah okay say goodbye bye say bye-bye last day of pre-k bye-bye last day of pre-k okay you're going over so that's uh that's the thing guys uh having kids is weird i've really i've been up since 4 a.m crying today because um this this daycare huh why don't you take these bears up to mommy she needs to talk to them okay and um man they they they grow up these kids and they do it really fast and when you're not even in if you're not in the moment you do oh good job you sure do my child has an infinity gem i hope it's what oh you let's put that down there's a lot of things happening right now bumper podcast i'm trying to have an emotional moment right now i'm trying to have an emotional moment with you and my children are refusing which is fine it's that's their job um i know it's only three he found a three pound weight so uh it's weird so i think i already said that but like when you're a parent you're uber present in the moment you're always there they're always there you come home they're there you you take them places whatever and then like a lot of it is just the rush and the grind to get from thing to thing and place to place but then like you don't realize that there's all this really important stuff happening in their lives and there's these major milestones that are happening and last night was one of the first times where it like really hit me and hit me hard that this place that i've been going to forever i talk to these people every single day and i wouldn't have kids without them essentially and and what i mean by that is like they've been my community they've been my family they've been my family they've been my family they've been my family they've been my advocates they've been the people who give me advice who give me a shoulder to cry on parenting is rough and i'm gonna miss it desperately but we're in a new chapter we're in a new exciting world and i'm super thrilled for it and i hope that ollie has a good time with it next week and you know it's gonna be a transition and um i'm gonna start crying again but you know what we're all gonna get there together

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August 31, 2018
Bumperpodcast #334 – The FLOOD

Headquarters has flooded – and not with emotions – but, with disgusting water… Join for some lamenting from the crew – and see how well your empathy muscles are working.

The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!

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About This Episode

In this emotional episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar recounts the harrowing experience of catastrophic flooding at his house. After five inches of rain in 30 minutes, Natty, his wife, and the puppet crew including Aloysious J. Pig, Rufus T. Rufus, Doodle Poodle, and a newly voice-updated Robot battled rising water for hours. The episode details their desperate three-hour bucket brigade moving nearly 2,000 gallons of water, a failed sump pump, and the heartbreaking aftermath of losing possessions. Natty shares raw emotions about dealing with the disaster while offering humor through the puppet characters' reactions, from Pig's tiny bucket contributions to Rufus's obsession with legal documentation.

Memorable Quotes

“I actually grabbed a very tiny bucket because you know I'm just a little pig with little hooves and so I can't move a lot of water but I was there to offer support to everybody.”

— Aloysious J. Pig

“You know what makes me keep going? I'm pointing at you Bumperpodcast caters because you're my pals you keep me dry except for my eyes because sometimes I do cry a little bit.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“Hey everybody you want to go to my new restaurant? It's called Slop House and Stink Water.”

— Aloysious J. Pig

Topics: #flooding #homedisaster #family #resilience #insurance #emergency #exhaustion

Featuring: Rufus T. Rufus, Doodle Poodle, Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig

Full Transcript

Unknown: Oh The floods the floods the floods the floods

Rufus T. Rufus: I am your lawyer Rufus T Rufus I was been wondering if you have any Documentation maybe a stacks of paper stacks upon stacks upon stacks upon stacks that you might have put your pronometer on your signature at the bottom of which would indicate that there perhaps will be some coverage Situation as the one that we are currently finding ourselves in

Doodle Poodle: I think I What in the what?

Natty Bumpercar: Robot can help me No Okay, first things first Rufus I will get to you in a second I'm sorry that I'm crying, but I'm in an upsetting situation second thing more important thing Not really, but kind of robot you sound completely different. What happened to you?

Doodle Poodle: Somebody completely

Aloysious J. Pig: updated my vocal Chips and so long Kind of sound like this

Natty Bumpercar: No Stop stop stop. Okay. Thanks. What no, oh my gosh Okay, I haven't heard you on the podcast in like two years and now you have a completely different voice and it freaks me out And I'm not a fan of it but more importantly I think we should talk about what happened in our house last week because it's a very sad thing and it keeps happening and why does it keep happening and I just

Aloysious J. Pig: Hey everybody, it's me Aloysius J. Pig what bumper cars having a tough time talking about articulating Of course is that we had a flood in our house It was an epic flood out in front of our house The road was off what and a half deep like literally I couldn't even walk in it or it's over my belly button my piggy belly Button and no one wants to see that believe you me now the river It's not even a river There's a little stream of runoff stream across the road wind up 10 feet and it became part of the road Holy cannoli right

Doodle Poodle: Did somebody say cannoli. err err err it's me dildo poodle And I was wondering if anybody knows where this water came from Because I don't like to do đil dildos water it's not a fun thing for me to draw okay thanks hi doodle poodle hi pig hi okay everybody

Natty Bumpercar: everybody's here great listen i'm gonna need a list from all of you of the stuff that you had that got messed up in the flood so that i can i have to give it to the insurance guy and anyway here's what happened bumper podcast we had crazy storms last saturday night and we got like five inches of rain in like 30 minutes something's in just doesn't happen type of thing and there was all this water in front of the house i think pig was talking about the street it was like a foot and a half deep and then the backyard just started filling up with water filling up with water and then there was like a river to the side of our house like it was just like water everywhere and we were watching it and then i went downstairs and i was like okay sump pump's working we're okay if you don't know a sump pump is a little hole in the corner of your basement if you think you might get water and you try to divert the water there so that a little pump which is down in the hole and the hole is called a sump don't know why but that little pump will then pump the water out to wherever you want it to go our little pipe goes out to the street the street that was underwater so the little pump it couldn't do it it couldn't push the water out into the river out there and so it started to back up right okay that's terrifying and then you turn and you look to the back of the house and you see a little pipe and it's like a little pipe and it's like a little house and there are two sinks there right by our washer and dryer and those started to fill up and not slowly like they really they were like water and we were like okay what do we do so we all

Aloysious J. Pig: grabbed buckets i actually grabbed a very tiny bucket because you know i'm just a little pig with little hooves and so i can't move a lot of water but i was there to offer support to everybody and to really cheer the team on you know and so i was there to offer support to everybody and to know because i didn't want all that water to go everywhere i get allergies i get mold affliction i

Rufus T. Rufus: don't want none of that now excuse me aloysius i heard you get the mold affliction i believe in my briefcase that i have some sort of documentation that i might need you to sign which will go pro facto ipso facto into the folder the dossier if you will to the loyification to make sure that any of your ailments are prescribed and entraved in a legal fashion you understand what i'm saying he fine whatever uh so

Natty Bumpercar: the water started coming up through the sink and we all like i had two big five gallon buckets and my wife had a five gallon and like we're just running them up the stairs as fast as we can but by the time it takes us to get upstairs which i'm talking maybe a minute maybe you know like whatever it's not not much time and we're throwing the water out into the yard and we run back down getting it throw the water like up and down up and down for three hours we did this and so we were trying to figure out if we were doing 10 gallons at a time and so she was doing five so i was probably doing let's say i did 40 buckets in an hour so three hours 40 80 120 so that's 1200 gallons of water that i moved and she probably moved about six five about 500 so we're almost at two thousand gallons seventeen hundred whatever a lot of water we were running out and like the floor was getting slippery so you you get so tired and exhausted and you're trying to move all this water you get to the top of the stairs and you slip and fall and then more water would go everywhere it was a nightmare and we couldn't keep up with all the water that was coming out of the sink and so then that's just pouring into the house and pouring into the house and then the sump was over overloaded right it couldn't do anything it was trying to push the water out and it couldn't and then i kind of i didn't know what i just kind of i said i don't know if this sump pump is working and so i just shoved my hand in there and all the stuff that had been coming in through the sink was clogging the sump so i had to like clean it out with my hand right then luckily we had a friend who's a fireman and i called him and i was just like do you have they have these submersible pumps that you can put in for stuff like this and he happened to have one it was a war zone outside of my house there's like just dirt and rocks everywhere and limbs and just fire department and police everywhere and it was a nightmare city right i got the pump i got it home and we put it in and we're still like you know pushing water out getting the water out just bone tired and then

Rufus T. Rufus: you know finally we were good for the night now when you say you was good for the night is that good in quotations i'm assuming and i'm hoping that you were able to take some sort of a shower something i wouldn't want you getting into that bed of yours all full of stink water and yucky times like that what's

Aloysious J. Pig: stink water i never heard of stink water i feel like that's something that i could really market and sell to the pig population like hey everybody you want to go to my uh my new restaurant it's called slop house and stink water i don't know it just sounds like something that we could probably you know market put a tag on put a price on put a shell on get it on get it on you know what i'm saying like that and that's our commercial now we got a commercial we got a brand name we got a product we're going to the top with

Natty Bumpercar: this when i feel like huh well okay so whatever so we went to bed yes i was able to take a shower thank you very much for asking rufus even though it's kind of creepy uh because we were discussed i was disgusting i was so i was covered in just horrible nastiness and i passed out at like 10 30 so tired then 4 a.m comes and the uh i went downstairs at 1 30 just because i was kind of shell shocked and i was terrified i was like i'm gonna make sure that the water's gone water was fine no water some pump was working went back to sleep 4 a.m the wife's like it came back and so we run downstairs and i was like in a dream state i was so beat up tired and i got downstairs and we had another six inches so the first time we got like 15 inches right the second time we got six inches uh luckily we were able to save the water heater and the uh furnace barely like by an eighth of an inch which is not very much we had to have the firemen come the policemen they came and they checked it out to make sure the pilot light wasn't uh off or whatever because then you got just gas coming into your house and then your house can blow up which i didn't i don't want my house to blow up and um the policeman when he came i forgot i was on the top of my steps and it didn't even register in my brain but i was talking to him he was down on the on the sidewalk and i was talking to him eye to eye and then he got up on the steps next to me he was probably seven foot four he was very tall and i was so tired and my brain just didn't know and i went wow you're you're really tall huh and he was just like looked at me like what do you what do you what do you want what are you talking to me for and i was like i don't know you're in my house this is weird i'm tired anyway we come downstairs and he was like why did you call and i was like i thought i was supposed to call because i called 911 and he was just like is it an emergency and i was like yeah my basement's flooded and you know because the last time five years ago our basement flooded for completely different reasons we had an oil tank in the draw under the driveway when we bought the house and when they removed it they excavated which means take out a lot of dirt right because there was leaky oil so they had to fix it they filled all that in with uh gravel but they didn't cap it off they didn't put new uh driveway on top of it for like two months and the water came in that way so this is a completely different situation but we've had floods before and that time it was right after we moved in and so we were using the basement as kind of a staging area and it was really that time was so heartbreaking because we lost everything we lost like all of our wedding pictures and just old mementos and so so much art and stuff and it was it was terrible this time it was terrible also but just for different reasons just for the exhaustion of it like did we lose stuff yes you know we lost a big pile of stuff there was a crib there was a vacuum there was this there was that whatever just stuff um you know you just kind of take pictures of and throw away but it's just it's more the mental anguish of it and then i was talking to somebody and i joke you not this was his reaction to it and it was somebody in a position of power and he went well i don't understand why didn't you just fix it this is like this is not a question that you ask of someone when they're going through a tragedy and bumper podcast caters this was a tragedy this was a horrible miserable bear in mind there are people who have it much worse than we do that did not make it out like their whole houses are wrecked like we got off fairly easy fairly well thank goodness right but there are some people who didn't but he didn't know that and i was like so affected by that and i was like i was like i was like i was like i was like i was like i was like offended i was just like all right and i just had to walk away because i was just like i don't even want to have a conversation with this person because i'm already tired enough but you know what makes me keep going you know what makes me happy i got you know what i'm doing right now i'm pointing at you i'm pointing at you bumper podcast caters because you're my pals you keep me dry except for my eyes because sometimes sometimes i do cry a little bit thank you so much have the best day

Unknown: and thank you for watching you

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August 23, 2018
Bumperpodcast #333 – Best Guest

My favorite shows are where I have a guest host – and, today is no exception. Making his way to the microphone, it’s Ollie! He asked what I was doing when I was setting up and I said ‘I’m about to make a podcast’. He ran away, and said “I’ll be right back” over his shoulder. It was adorable.

The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!

You should send us an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com, or to call in and leave a message – 646.847.7976. We’re here and we’re listening!

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About This Episode

In this charming episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar is joined by his five-year-old guest Oliver for a delightfully chaotic conversation. Oliver attempts to perform his original song about animals and dinosaurs, revealing that hippos and owls are his favorite creatures. The duo discusses swimming achievements, with Oliver practicing dives at the pool while Natty acts as his tugboat. They share silly jokes, talk about petting baby ducks and rabbits, and do some creative math. The episode showcases the spontaneous, improvisational humor that comes from conversations with young children, complete with lightsaber interruptions and plenty of tangents.

Memorable Quotes

“Animals are my favorite, animals are my favorite, dinosaurs, and so are dinosaurs my favorite. Oh, I forget.”

— Oliver

“I think when you're 85 you're gonna have to sit in the middle of the pool and help me get to the side.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“What did the monkey say to the banana? You're appealing! Does that make sense because you peel a banana?”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #animals #music #swimming #childhood #family #jokes #summeractivities #dinosaurs

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Oliver (guest)

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: oh hey bumper podcast it's me natty bumper car and i believe that there's a little mouse in my

Oliver (guest): studio are you a little mouse no i'm a human a human what a human five-year-old i'm a human

Natty Bumpercar: five-year-old i was going for like human being you know what a human being is what you you're a human being isn't that a funny thing you know what sometimes people say you should be a human doing not just a human being does that make any sense yeah what does it mean i don't know it means you should be doing stuff not just being you know you're not just taking up space on the planet and air for everybody else to breathe you got to be doing stuff man are you ever doing stuff yeah

Oliver (guest): like what do you do i don't know i think i forget you forget

Natty Bumpercar: well let's do this let's introduce you who are you anyway oliver hi oliver it's so nice to see you today glug glug glug glug glug um what were you playing with recently i don't know you don't remember you're just upstairs i thought you had a whole world going on weren't there some firemen yes and some animals yes i asked you yesterday we were talking to somebody and i said hey ollie can you sing your song and you were like what song i forget you still forget yes that's so sad so ollie used to sing this cool song that he made up that i loved to pieces and it was called uh what

Oliver (guest): was it called i love animals and dinosaurs and animals and any animals in the world in the whole

Natty Bumpercar: world yeah that wasn't the name was it the name of the song it's a really long name for a song

Oliver (guest): You say, some other animals, and then at the end, you say all the animals.

Natty Bumpercar: And you, do you, okay, so now that you've figured it out, now that you've got it in your head, do you think you can, I don't know, maybe sing a version of it for us?

Unknown: Okay.

Natty Bumpercar: Okay, ready? I'm gonna, I'm gonna go, like, just like in song practice. One, and a two, and a?

Oliver (guest): Um, animals are my favorite, animals are my favorite, dinosaurs, and so are dinosaurs my favorite. Oh, I forget.

Natty Bumpercar: I think, okay, I know where you got confused there. That's pretty confusing. But it was like, animals are my favorite, animals are my favorite, animals are my favorite, and so are dinosaurs.

Oliver (guest): No, you only say, animals are my favorite. Two. Sometimes, and, dinosaurs are my favorite two times, and farm animals are my favorite two times.

Natty Bumpercar: What about, you used to say, uh, and so are fishies, and so are whales, yaddle.

Oliver (guest): Yeah, that's what I do after I say my two favoritest.

Natty Bumpercar: What is your mostest favoritestestestestest?

Oliver (guest): Hippos and owls.

Natty Bumpercar: Aw, hippos and owls are cute. I think I used to have a drawing or a painting that had a hippopotamus. Oh no, it was a rhino. rhinoceros but he had a little bird on his back it was a red bird so maybe should I try to find or make a drawing with a hippo and an owl yeah would that be your favorite a colorful owl like what a rainbow owl yeah rainbow owls come out during the day did you know that all the other owls they they sleep

Oliver (guest): during the day yeah are you so smart yes are you too smart I think you do

Natty Bumpercar: though I think if you thought about it it's 100 plus 100 is something creeping me out what that's creepy what bubbles what are you talking what do you know I'm it's moving by itself yes a lightsaber not a not bubbles at all I don't even know he was touching it I don't think it was moving was it was it really don't hit me in the nose so what just happened was we were doing a little basic math not even basic math but we were doing a little basic math but we were doing a little basic math I guess because it's a hundred oh well let's just to go back to that just to circle back for a second so 100 plus 100 is look how many look look look at my fingers oh you broke it oh one look 100 hey I'll fix it later it's actually these don't really fix very well oh maybe we'll put some tape on it I'll put some tape on it okay so but look at my fingers ready 100 plus 100 is boom BAM good job oh but you still remembered us that's pretty cool

Oliver (guest): too what tricks do you have tricks yeah what kind of tricks do you have okay what

Natty Bumpercar: part of that was a trick were you tricking him into giving you the answer yes look at her hands we're gonna see who wins

Oliver (guest): let's just say this is chocolate she left it in the grown-up no more tricks man okay what are you learning to do with the pool you can dive it's hard

Natty Bumpercar: right but are you is it are you scared at all or I'm not this kid up big you know you're not scared of the big diving board yeah because you're there oh ollie that was unintentionally sweet what you just did cuz so what I do is I swim into the middle of the pool because the big diving board it puts you out in the middle of the pool and then Ollie can swim the whole way across but sometimes he gets a little bit tired and sometimes the shock of his dive or dive in quotes knocks the wind out of him and so I have to ferry him to the side I'm like a tugboat for you right I'm like a tugboat and you're like a tugboat and you're like a tugboat and I'm like a tugboat and you're like a big boat in the harbor. And I have to go. Have you ever managed to swim all the

Oliver (guest): way to the bottom of the pool? I tried. Did you make it? No but didn't we try it

Natty Bumpercar: the other day? Yeah. Remember I sank all the way to the bottom and I was sitting on the bottom of the pool? Yeah. And then you had your goggles on and you looked down under and then you tried to come down but you couldn't make it. And then we tried what was it you were in front of me and we both tried to go down and you were like nope nope nope and so you went back up and then you held on to my back and you were gonna try it one more time but we didn't quite make it. It's okay we'll get there it's a deep deep pool it's like 11 it's over 11 feet deep.

Oliver (guest): I think when I'm as old as you I can do that. Wait when you're as old as

Natty Bumpercar: me let me think how old are you now? Five. So that will be in 40 years. You know how old I'll be? What? 40 plus 45 I will be 85 years old. That's even older than Gigi and Pop-Up right now. Oh my gosh. So old. Will you still hang out and do podcasts with me when I'm 85? Yes. Thank goodness. I think if when I'm 85 you're gonna have to sit in the middle of the pool and help me get to the side. Will you do that for me? I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Because I'm gonna be too old. I'm gonna be too tired. I'm gonna be like I can't make it. I don't think I can make it. I'm gonna sound like a I'm gonna sound like Gandalf. Somebody come and help me. I'm a wizard. You're a wizard Harry. Oh that's actually Dumbledore. So what else is going on this summer? You got any big fun plans?

Oliver (guest): Oh what did you pet the other day? A duck. You pet a, was it a baby duck? Yes and a rabbit. I pet all. I pet a lot of animals. Did they say thank you when you pet them? No they just stayed where they were. And said they just didn't do nothing.

Natty Bumpercar: They didn't, the duck wasn't like thank you. And what did the bunny rabbit, what would he say?

Unknown: No they just said. Bip, beep beep. Beep. Beep. Beep, beep, beep.

Natty Bumpercar: Beep, beep, beep, beep. Really? No I think he would say, wait how do bunnies talk? What do they sound like? Beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep, beep. Beep, beep. Do you like that book that I read to you? Miffy is a Bunny? Yeah. Miffy is a Bunny. Miffy is a bunny artist. Or I forget how it goes. Uh your friend I don't know if you do you even remember? Nicole gave that to us a long time ago she lives in Baltimore uh-oh listen bumper podcast we have lost Ollie he is on the floor he is gone he is done with these stories he is done with me asking him questions but uh wait you can still hear oh that's he's got headphones on that's why he's he's still engaged uh so anyway I'm Natty we've had a fun week nothing super exciting just a lot of shows oh yeah now you done you can stick around because when you scream goodbye people

Oliver (guest): assume that you're actually leaving but that's you can stick around um that was another that

Natty Bumpercar: was a joke man you're full of jokes who knew are you full of magic full of tricks yeah I'm full of uh I'm full of I'm full of

Unknown: glitter and silliness and comedy I'm full of comedy yeah hey kid look at me I got a joke for you want to hear it yeah what did the dump truck say when he went down the road what he was all like oh who threw away these nails ow now ow ow ow ow I don't know if that was funny but I

Natty Bumpercar: appreciate it hey what did the butter say to the bread slide on over here that's kind of fun that's kind of weird uh oh what did the monkey say to the banana I don't know you're appealing does that make sense because you peel a banana that's the only one of those three that made any sense by the way those are uh terrible off the top of my head jokes uh next week no next week in two weeks never mind you don't care we're gonna be on Cape Cod pretty soon and it's gonna be amazing right yeah yeah all right well you want to say goodbye to everybody say one two three

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August 10, 2018
Bumperpodcast #331 – Birthday Blues

Socks had a birthday, and so did Natty – and no one in Headquarters seems to have noticed. At least he got to eat a lot of delicious foods…

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In this bittersweet episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar shares his disappointing birthday experience on July 11th, which he shares with his beloved rescue dog Irving Brown Socks, who turned 15. Despite trying to make the best of his day with tres leches donuts, Slurpees, and a rainbow foam car wash, Natty finds himself forgotten by his own family—even his son Emerson doesn't remember it's his birthday during a doctor's appointment. The episode takes a touching turn when Rufus T. Rufus, Aloysious J. Pig, and Producer finally track down the dejected host to surprise him with cake and candles. A heartfelt reminder about self-care and the importance of celebrating life's milestones.

Memorable Quotes

“You got to take care of yourself, Bumper Podcast. Because if you don't, you know, maybe other people aren't going to take care of you.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“The most exciting thing was I went through a car wash. And it had like rainbow foam. So, I mean, that was kind of like a party. That was as close to a candle as I got.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“Did somebody actually do something for my birthday? I can't understand it's the nicest thing I've ever seen.”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #birthdays #family #dogs #self-care #disappointment #rescueanimals #aging

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Rufus T. Rufus, Aloysious J. Pig, Producer

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Natty Bumpercar: i mean you know what this week was right you know how this is an important week how this is a big week how this something cool happened this week right you're looking at me strange do you not know do you do you not have any idea at all because if you don't it's okay i'm i'm not i'm gonna be a little bit hurt i'm not gonna be that hurt i'm gonna be kind of hurt this week um my sweet sweet dog irving brown socks turned 15 years old he's a border collie black lab he was a rescue dog from atlanta georgia we uh we walked past him once and he was outside the pet smart and like they were doing the puppy thing and he wasn't quite a puppy he was like a year old i guess and we looked down and we're like oh look at this puppy let's take him for a walk how fun how cute and he was all springy and excited and like look at me look at me look at me and we're like all right puppy we can't get a puppy we can't get a puppy we can't get a puppy we can't get a puppy now see you later puppy and then we went back the next week and uh we walked past we were i think we were buying something for the cats we had two cats at that time we had spot elliot and peanut lou they were best friends they were from brooklyn they were rescues also but whatever and uh so we were going to pet smart and i uh this this dog he remembered us and i was like oh heartstrings he remembers us that's the sweetest thing ever and and so you know like he immediately he like perked up he was like basically pointing at it he was like you you guys i remember you what's up you guys remember me i remember you look at me look at you i'm looking at me and you're looking at you let's do this and i was like okay so i guess we're gonna try to get a dog and we did and that was a long time ago but his birthday was this wednesday july 11th and how do i know it's his birthday well because it's my birthday too that's right this week was my birthday happy birthday to me right yeah pretty cool right right right and but then something weird happens when you get a little bit older i suppose and and you have a family or whatever um no no one did anything for my birthday and it's miserable and here's why i grew up as an only child so i was the center of the universe and kind of like you know you get your birthday some people are like oh it's just another day what do you care no it's a special day it's your birthday it's the it's the anniversary of the day you were born that's pretty neat you made it another trip around the sun good for you you did it way to go you don't know how many you're gonna get it's a special important day so it you know it's i don't want to complain i'm not complaining i'm just sad i'm sad i'm sad uh but i do appreciate on social media a lot of people said happy birthday and i don't care that they remembered because facebook was like hey it's natty bumper car's birthday that's fine i appreciate that because people who took the time out to write me a note you melt my heart it makes me feel super great um you know i woke up and uh my wife was leaving for work she's like happy birthday and she's gone i was like all right cool thanks and uh and that was it and then i i took the kids to camp and and then i was just like all right i don't want to go to work today i want to i want to have a fun day i want to make a fun day for me and so i did and i went and i got a uh a tres leches donut i've talked about it before montclair bread looking at you you're delicious and i appreciate it thank you now from there you know 7 11 is my birthday and so pig and i love to go to 7 11 and get slurpees but we went at 10 like 35 and the guy was like nope no slurpees until 11 and i was like bro it's my birthday and he was like sorry big shrug and i was like okay so then i i i was like i'll get some other stuff done so i went to home depot and picked up my broken lawnmower good and then i uh and then i went and i got the car washed and then uh in between there i did go get a slurpee and pig ate it the whole thing did not share at all which is fine and uh then i went and got some delicious mexican food and then i um what did i do then i had to go pick emerson up and he had a doctor's appointment and this kind of was but so we're at the doctor we're talking about you know how are things going what's going on blah blah blah and we had been to a big family reunion in new hampshire last week i don't know if i told you about that but it was huge and the drive back almost killed all of us because it was too long and it was nine hours oh why but we're at the doctor and oh and so emerson was around all kinds of family all you know ages all generations and he got kind of freaked out he's like oh no people might die yeah people eventually maybe in theory yes people will but it's going to be okay and then he's like oh and my dog's old socks is old so i was telling all this to the doctor you know oh he's you know he's worried about the dog dying because he's 15 and emerson turns and he looks at me and he goes he's not 15 what are you talking about and i was he's 14 i was like no no no no no no no dude you know today is today is socks his birthday he turned 15 the same way it's it's my birthday today and he was like what today's your birthday and it was so uncomfortable and so awkward that the doctor actually gasped she went like like that and i was just like i don't even want to talk about it it was so depressing like i made this person he has no idea it's my birthday Let's do this. Let's go to the pool. And we did. And it was fun. It was nice. And we were there for like a nice 40 minutes. Perfect. Perfect amount of pool time. Did a couple of flips. Did a couple of dives. Good for me. Got home. And oh, and I forgot. So when I got home from the movie theater, Ollie, Ollie did make me a card, which was very sweet. And then he wrote like, happy birthday, dad. I love you. And then which, that's, so you know what? When I say I didn't get anything for my, that's what I got for my birthday, which is super cool. And super awesome. And he gave me a big hug. So that's wonderful. But, you know, it's, it's depressing. And like nobody on the show did anything. Like, I'm talking about the Bumper Podcast. Oh, my other podcast. They were very nice. They said a lot of things to me. And sent me a lot of weird pictures. And then I got home. And earlier in the day, I had stopped by. There's a pie shop here. Near my house. And I had a little tiny key lime pie. And so I ate the tiny key lime pie. Watched a little TV. And then just kind of hung out on the couch. And that was, that was my big day. Woo! Whose big day is it? I guess it's, I suppose, I guess it's mine. I don't know. I don't know. The most, one of the most exciting things was I went through a car wash. And it had like rainbow foam. It was pretty cool. And it had like LED lights. So, I mean, that was kind of like a party. I mean, that was as close to a candle as I got. So, you know. Anyway. I guess the point of all of this is, is you got to take care of yourself, Bumper Podcast. Because if you don't, you know, maybe other people aren't going to take care of you. So you take care of yourself. Hopefully other people will take care of you too. But if they don't, just be ready. Because you got to be the most important to you. Right? You got to be the most important to you. Right? Right? Right? Right? Right?

Unknown: Right? Right?

Natty Bumpercar: Then chances are you're not going to be as important to anybody else. So take care of yourself. And hopefully other people will help you take care of yourself as well. But if not, then at least you're taking care of yourself. Right? This is a bit of a downer. This is more of a downer than I was anticipating. Kind of bummed. This was the birthday episode I was expecting. Started off with socks. Went through my whole day. I mean, really, it was the most delicious birthday that I've ever had in my entire life. i i'll take it i'll take it i'll take it did he no one sang no one sang there was zero singing at all man you know what i uh i think i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna cut this one a little bit short um a little bit sad so you know i'm gonna go take a little nap i think crawl up under socks has a nice burrow dug under the uh the deck it's shady it's cool the the dirt is nice and packed down i'm gonna maybe throw some hay in there pig has some hay and uh let's take a little break so listen thank you for listening if you reached out thank you if you didn't it's okay don't you worry about it don't you mess up your pretty head i'm good you're good this has been the bumper podcast i will talk to you next week

Rufus T. Rufus: okay come in come in come in come in everybody come in come in come in all right

Aloysious J. Pig: where's bumper car well listen first off i don't know where he is normally he's recording the podcast in this time uh frame it's on the calendar over there but i don't know if i was supposed to be singing that song because i do believe it's on the cup of rotten

Rufus T. Rufus: me talking about that listen mumbles uh i don't know where bumper car is we got this cake we got these candles we got these presents we got this everything but we ain't got no bumper car they don't they don't they don't make no sense whatsoever um huh maybe hey uh producer you

Producer: in the boat yeah i'm right over here uh natty was in the booth a little while ago and he was lamenting his um lack of a birthday um acknowledgement and uh he was talking about his food intake and whatnot and i do not know where he went but he slammed the door on his way wait a minute

Rufus T. Rufus: when did we get a door on the studio that's a new thing i also do not recall there better not

Aloysious J. Pig: be any locks on this door that's gonna go against the regulations it's gonna be breaking the fire cold and whatnot and what i have you and i will have to rectify that situation that's going to be on an hourly scale this is why he goes crazy give my time as i have been okay doing for these situations stop talking stop talking because we

Rufus T. Rufus: gotta find bumper car we gotta sing him a song or else this show's gonna run out and he's it's it's

Natty Bumpercar: gonna be a very sad scene okay oh hey guys what are you doing in here what's what what are you all doing i don't understand what you're doing i don't understand what you're doing i don't understand what are you is that a cake do you have a candle for me did somebody actually do something for my birthday i can't understand it's the nicest thing i've ever seen

Rufus T. Rufus: nobody understands bro you gotta stop crying it's two bananas we're just happy to see you we're happy you're here we're happy you had a big old birthday

Unknown: you

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July 13, 2018
Bumperpodcast #330 – Firecracker

Yay, it’s a blast of a fun episode where we catch up with our favorite tiny pal, Ollie. Sit back, relax – and enjoy as we sing some songs, play some games, and breath like animals. Wheee!

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About This Episode

In this special Fourth of July week episode, Natty Bumpercar welcomes a very special guest – his son Oliver, who he calls his "little firecracker." Oliver shares exciting news about graduating from pre-K and discusses his upcoming adventures, including a road trip to New Hampshire. The episode features adorable moments including Oliver singing his graduation song "Love Goes On Like a Circle," silly animal guessing games featuring gorillas and dinosaurs, and conversations about where animals sleep in the wilderness. Oliver also references the previous episode's frog character and his confusing advice about finding money. This heartwarming episode showcases the playful father-son dynamic and Oliver's charming personality.

Memorable Quotes

“Love goes on like a circle till it comes knocking at your front door”

— Oliver

“If I see a wad of cash I'm grabbing it fast grabbing it quick. I'm never gonna listen to that frog, that frog does not know what he's talking about”

— Natty Bumpercar

“Why not do it again? I did have cake yeah today. Can I tell you how delicious that cake was it was amazing”

— Oliver

Topics: #fourthofjuly #graduation #family #roadtrip #animals #dinosaurs #children #newhampshire

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: hey everybody it's me natty bumper car and this is the big uh fourth of july week and i so what i decided to do i can't have fireworks on my podcast but i can have a little firecracker who are you oliver your name is oliver i haven't talked to you in so long where have you been uh have you been hiding yeah you hide very well have you been hiding uh where in the cupboard yeah do you even know what a cupboard is no uh then you can't say yes have you been hiding um under the stairs no good because that would be super scary and creepy i'm glad you're not hiding under the stairs where else so where have you been hiding uh in the basement you've been in

Unknown: the basement basement the whole time the basement's so gross why would you come down here and hide

Natty Bumpercar: okay is it so anyway it's great to see you i'm glad you've been such a good hider has there been anything cool that's been happening with you lately um no nothing at all yes did you recently graduate from pre-k yes that's kind of exciting right yeah so where are you gonna go next year you don't have to yell because they can all hear you right you don't want to hurt people's ears do you okay okay um that's pretty cool are you gonna who's are you gonna be the same school with

Unknown: somebody else yeah i'm gonna be in the same school with micah nicky marie and desmond but i mean isn't

Natty Bumpercar: there someone else that maybe you know that you're gonna be in the same school as nope that you live in the same house as no that you sleep in the same room as yes

Unknown: you're gonna be in the same school as your brother that's kind of cool that's gonna be

Natty Bumpercar: much easier for daddy i don't have to go to separate places right yeah do you think you're gonna see him in the hallways yes are you gonna like wave at him are you gonna wave at him are you gonna like run away crying what are you gonna do that's a nice thing to do so I was wondering Ollie okay let's do weird breathing I'm gonna breathe like a duck ready wait was that what was you you were like a cow or a monster I'm gonna

Unknown: breathe like a mouse

Natty Bumpercar: I'm gonna breathe like brown bunny and you're gonna breathe like the baby brown bunny that we have at how our house we have a brown bunny rabbit baby and we have a baby brown bunny too so I'm gonna breathe like the daddy brown bunny and you're gonna breathe like the baby okay so it sounds like all of our animals have breathing problems and i don't think they're gonna do well did you listen to the last episode of the bumper podcast uh yes i did who was on it emma no no no remember there was a song in it i mean i was on there but pig was there and producer remember the frog yeah what did he say

Unknown: if you see a hundred dollar bill run away from it run away if you see a thousand dollar bill call the police call the police that's crazy no you should pick it up pick it up i'm never

Natty Bumpercar: gonna listen to that frog that frog does not know what he's talking about if i see a wad of cash i'm grabbing it fast grabbing it quick um so speaking of songs do you have any like songs that you sang at your graduation that you could sing for us today um love gloves okay i don't know the words to that one but can you do it

Unknown: one by one two by two four by four and love goes on like a circle till it comes knocking at your front door

Natty Bumpercar: oh that's a sweet song i was i was thinking of a different song that you guys sang uh it's when you came into the room you're holding a little candle you mean this little one of mine i think that's the one that i'm thinking of hold on to your horses bumper podcast kateers i think you're gonna love this song one two three

Unknown: i can't do it i forgot there's this little item this that was the washing machine it just made a little noise that's a beautiful song that makes that made

Natty Bumpercar: my heart melt has your heart ever melted before so wait what happened what do you think happens when your heart melts does it just make a big mess

Unknown: um no what's it do

Natty Bumpercar: it make you oh no i hope that doesn't happen i hope that's not what happens at all it is do you um do you have any big adventures coming up

Unknown: yes tell me one um i'm going to keep at it and i'm going to new hampshire

Natty Bumpercar: you're going to new hampshire

Unknown: yeah tomorrow

Natty Bumpercar: what are you gonna walk

Unknown: no we're gonna go in the car

Natty Bumpercar: we're gonna drive all the way to new hampshire

Unknown: yes

Natty Bumpercar: that sounds like a terrible idea

Unknown: walking this

Natty Bumpercar: walking is the worst idea

Unknown: because then you will sleep in the wilderness

Natty Bumpercar: who else sleeps in the wilderness huh

Unknown: bears

Natty Bumpercar: bears bears bears definitely sleep in the wilderness what about uh foxes yeah moose

Unknown: rabbit

Natty Bumpercar: yeah rabbits uh mouse yeah mice do yeah squirrels squirrels geese geese hey whales

Unknown: whales

Natty Bumpercar: whales don't sleep in the wilderness

Unknown: yeah

Natty Bumpercar: they sleep in the ocean oh i was gonna say the lake but yeah the ocean sounds it makes more sense you're kind of silly huh

Unknown: yeah

Natty Bumpercar: is this is it late for you is it past your bedtime uh no oh what time what time do you go to bed eight o'clock well that's what time you go into the room but what time do you think you actually go to sleep 30. i might want to keep going a little bit uh it's 50. a little bit more

Unknown: 8 100

Natty Bumpercar: 8 100 that is exactly when you go to bed it drives daddy crazy right because i'm like molly you have to go to bed or no more cookies ever okay okay and you say okay you don't want cookies

Unknown: i mean no i want cookies we want cookies where's our cookies we want cake where's that cake

Natty Bumpercar: um

Unknown: i did have cake yeah today you didn't have cake why not do it again

Natty Bumpercar: you didn't have cake why not do it again

Unknown: why not but can I tell you how delicious that cake was it was amazing so we were

Natty Bumpercar: at a 4th of July picnic and someone had made a cake and it was a yellow cake kind of like angel food and then they put yeah they put strawberries on it in a row and blueberries up in the corner so they look like a little American flag and Oliver refused to eat the cake even though I took all of the berries off for him and covered the cake in whipped cream you missed out my friend if we I mean I don't know where we're gonna find cake cuz we're driving to New Hampshire and I don't have any cake in the car what the heck what Ollie that's the meanest rudest thing ever no violence on this podcast my friend are you itchy yeah my butt alright why is okay your butt is itchy

Unknown: yes it is

Natty Bumpercar: alright well now that everyone knows that I hope that that makes your day a little bit more full bye bye so I'll see you next time bye bye he's alternate we're next game where we guess the animal I'm gonna play once and you are gonna play once okay my animal has tail my nose has tail Um, lives in the jungle. Jungle, tail, ground.

Unknown: Hmm. Yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: Want one more hint? Yeah. The animal that I'm thinking of, um, loves to climb trees.

Unknown: A gorilla. Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.

Natty Bumpercar: I was thinking of a gorilla.

Unknown: A gorilla. A gorilla is a gorilla.

Natty Bumpercar: Okay, I was actually thinking of a monkey, but I thought you were close enough. Alright, so which one, you do yours now.

Unknown: I'm thinking of an animal. Even a dino.

Natty Bumpercar: That's going to make it hard, but okay.

Unknown: I'm thinking of a dino that has a spine on it.

Natty Bumpercar: Oh. Uh, a deniachius.

Unknown: And now, it has four legs.

Natty Bumpercar: Spine? Stegosaurus?

Unknown: No. It's a meat eater.

Natty Bumpercar: Ah, I mean, a spine is, oh, wait, uh, it has a, it has a sail? Yeah. And it's a meat eater?

Unknown: And it has four legs.

Natty Bumpercar: And it has four legs. Stegosaurus?

Unknown: Hmm. It's not a meat eater.

Natty Bumpercar: No, he's a plant eater. That's why I'm kind of confused. Uh.

Unknown: Uh. Dimetrodon!

Natty Bumpercar: Is it Dimetrodon? You didn't give me, you could have given me a couple more guesses.

Unknown: Yeah, but.

Natty Bumpercar: I was never going to get it. Yes. All right, Ollie Bean, well, thank you for coming to visit. Good. Can you say goodbye to everybody? Bye-bye.

Unknown: Okay!

Natty Bumpercar: Don't yell! Joy Joy! Yeah!

Unknown: Don't yell at me. Okay, bye!

Natty Bumpercar: Bye!

Unknown: Bye! I'm out of here! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye!

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July 4, 2018