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Bumperpodcast 131 – Whispers

Ooh! It’s one of those whispering shows where secrets are being told … You should definitely listen in to find out which secrets are being discussed.

But – someone – or something – try to shut us down because of what we are talking about ….

Then – Bumpercar gets agitated and starts going on about trashcans running all around the neighborhood …

Do you have awesome secrets that you want to unload? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and everything will be ice cream and cake!

I love ice cream!!

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April 11, 2012
Bumperpodcast 103 – Country Time

It’s a deep south day at Headquarters with Natty Bumpercar on the Bumperpodcast. We talk about sweet tea made by angels down at the bbq stand. Sweet tea made by angels – who live in the sky – and make sweet tea.

A story is also told about being tackled by a dog who is hungry and looking for a tasty treat …

There is really a lot to take in on today’s episode of the Bumperpodcast!

Yee-haw!

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About This Episode

In this episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar calls listeners on the telephone to share his exciting weekend plans. Natty enthusiastically describes his love for a local barbecue stand that serves sweet tea so good it tastes like it's made by angels in heaven. He details his Saturday routine of sleeping in, then heading out for pulled pork or beef brisket sandwiches. Natty shares a funny story about his dog Irving Brown Socks knocking him over in excitement for leftovers, resulting in a spilled sweet tea tragedy that ruined his entire weekend. This solo episode showcases Natty's rambling, stream-of-consciousness comedy style as he invites listeners to join him for barbecue.

Memorable Quotes

“I said if I ever do die and I hope I don't but if I do I hope that all I do all day is sit around and drink sweet tea that's made by angels.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“One time I was holding the food knocked me over you know what happened I knocked my sweet tea down I lost it I didn't have anything to drink for the rest of the day.”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #food #barbecue #weekendplans #sweettea #dogs #southerncuisine #saturdayroutine

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: hey everybody it's me natty bumper car calling you up on the telephone to say what are you doing this weekend because i'll tell you what i'm doing because i bet you all are looking at your devices just wondering what is he gonna be doing this weekend what is natty bumper car the guy that i'm listening to who sounds like he's uh a right good fella what's he gonna be doing this weekend well ladies and gentlemen who are listening to the bumper podcast this is number 100 and i'm gonna say two i might go ahead and say 102 103 you know somewhere in there might be 102.5 i once had a temperature 102.5 had to go see the doctor it was a rough trip evidently when i went down to the barbecue stand you know which one i'm talking about the one with the sweet tea it's like it's made by angels that's how much i love that sweet tea it's like it's made by angels in heaven and they just sit around they i said one day i said if i ever do die and i hope i don't but if i do i hope that all i do all day is sit around and drink sweet tea that's made by angels but you know what i don't even have to because what i can do is i can go down to this barbecue stand and do it right here on this planet with you who wants to meet me that's what i'm doing for lunch tomorrow what am i gonna do for breakfast sleep in hey it's saturday what do you do on saturdays not sleeping are you crazy saturday's a sleep in day so then after i get up and get all dressed and gussied up and out on the town i'm gonna go have some barbecue preferably the pulled pork if it's not sold out if it is however i'll have the beef brisket thank you so much because it's delicious too i sometimes i go there i get four or five sandwiches that's how hungry i am i leave with leftovers obviously i take a dog eat bag home to headquarters and i say irving irving brown socks irving brown socks my dog come and get it and you know what he does lickety split down the stairs here he comes woof woof woof i'm gonna eat some food one time i was holding the food knocked me over you know what happened i knocked my sweet tea down i lost it i didn't have anything to drink for the rest of the day you guys my weekend was ruined by that but you know what i hope you're going to enjoy it your weekend isn't ruined because you deserve the best weekend ever because you're the bumper podcast and i'm the bumper podcast and i'm netty bumper car and yee-haw

September 30, 2011
Bumperpodcast 100
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Silence ... Headquarters has gone all kinds of quiet.

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About This Episode

Natty Bumpercar celebrates a major milestone as the Bumperpodcast reaches episode 100! In this landmark episode, Natty shares a hilarious story about brushing his dog Irving Brown Sox's teeth after the pup developed a serious case of "yuck mouth." The tale involves a party thrown for Cinnamon the Horse after the classic "why the long face" joke made him sad, only to have Irving's bad breath clear the room. Natty also riffs on needing a new catchphrase and delivers an absurd story about fish playing high school football. It's a characteristically silly and improvisational celebration of 100 episodes of puppet comedy.

Memorable Quotes

“I brushed Irving Brown Sox's teeth today because his mouth, he had a yuck mouth.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“Cinnamon, why the long face? And he was like, that joke makes me sad. And we were like, you know what? We don't want you to be sad. We want to have a party for you.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“I don't know why I keep saying boom. Boom. I don't like boom. I need a new word.”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #milestone #dogs #pets #parties #humor #dentalhygiene #celebrations

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Irving Brown Sox

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, it's like a party whistle. You know why it's like a party whistle? Hold on, I got another party whistle. What happened? What happened? Was there like 20 seconds of silence? Because you know why? Because last week, it was the end. It was the end of the Bumper Podcast. It was the end of the Bumper Podcast in the pre-three-digit era, that is. Boom! Welcome to number 100. This is the 100th Bumper Podcast. I'm Natty Bumper. I'm Natty Bumper Car. This is number 100. This is the Bumper Podcast. You know all about me because I told you all about me a couple of episodes. You know what else about me? I brushed my dog's teeth today. That's right. I brushed Irving Brown Sox's teeth today because his mouth, he had a yuck mouth. Do you remember yuck mouths? They were just like, I got a yuck mouth.

Irving Brown Sox: I got a yuck mouth. I got a yucky, yucky, yucky, yucky yuck mouth. Look at me now, yuck mouth. Look at me now, yuck mouth.

Natty Bumpercar: And I went in there with a toothbrush and I was like, scrub, scrub, scrub. Circles, circles, circles, circles, horizontal, horizontal, horizontal, vertical, vertical, vertical, circles, circles, circles, because literally, he walked into the room where the party was happening and because sometimes we like to have parties around headquarters. All right? Why? Well, let's just say Cinnamon the Horse came in with a very long face. And we were all like, Cinnamon, why the long face? And he was like, that joke makes me sad. And we were like, you know what? We don't want you to be sad. We want to have a party for you. Boom. That's the only reason we need for a party around here. And then Irving Brown Sox walks into the room and starts breathing because that's what dogs do sometimes. He was all like.

Irving Brown Sox: And then.

Natty Bumpercar: The room cleared out. And then it's me. Boom. I don't know why I keep saying boom. Boom. I don't like boom. I need a new word. Blah, blah, blah. And then. Blah, blah, blah. Nah, that sounds like a fish. That sounds like an exclamation a fish would have. Like when a fish high school football game, when the little fish makes the surprise catch in the fish end zone. And like, he goes to spike the ball in front of the stands because everybody's going to love him now. And then out of nowhere, he's all like. Blah blah blah.
September 14, 2011
Bumperpodcast 64 – Rude Bears . . .

There is someone at the door banging away . . . could it be a rude polar bear? Why would I even think that was a possibility?

Listen to find out today – on the Bumperpodcast!

Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Hooray!

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In this episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar deals with an unusual cold snap at Coffee Can Alley headquarters. A mysterious vortex of cold has attracted polar bears who keep knocking on the door, causing Socks the dog to bark incessantly. Natty recounts a bizarre encounter with a particularly rude polar bear visitor wearing boots who engaged in some truly disgusting behavior. This short comedy episode features Natty's trademark storytelling style and absurd humor about arctic wildlife with questionable manners.

Memorable Quotes

“this polar bear was wearing a pair of boots which i thought to be interesting but you know maybe it was because it was so cold”

— Natty Bumpercar

“he started chewing on his nails right in front of my face how gross is that”

— Natty Bumpercar

“he took off his boot pulled up his foot and started chewing on his toenails”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #polarbears #coldweather #coffeecanalley #dogs #neighbors #manners #absurdcomedy #headquarters

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: bumper podcast it's me natty bumper car your best friend in coffee can alley and other places if you'll have me we gotta turn this music off though really quick somebody's at the door shut the music off we don't want them nowhere here shut them off come on robot come on oh thank you this is much nicer and quieter you guys it's been really really cold around coffee can alley especially around headquarters i feel like there's a vortex of cold that is surrounding headquarters right now what we've been getting is a bunch of polar bears that just come up to headquarters and they just knock on the door like that repeatedly i don't know if you can hear them but that makes socks the dog bark that's right irving brown socks the dog he barks when somebody knocks at the door especially if it's a polar bear did you hear him he doesn't like it when people knock especially polar bears can i tell you why well here's the story bumper podcast by the way it's nice to see you i should tell you that i actually broke away from other important things i'm supposed to be doing right now to talk to you you don't have to say thanks or anything but i do hope that you appreciate it because we certainly appreciate you anyway back to the story at hand one day this polar bear comes knocking on our headquarters door just like that knock knock knock knock knock and i didn't know at the time and so i went and i answered the door because you know maybe he was a neighbor in need of some sugar or some milk or something or whatever polar bears need i didn't know i did look out of the peephole though you should always look out of your peephole bumper podcast if someone knocking at your door because you don't know who it is me i answered the door when it was a polar bear which doesn't make a whole bunch of sense but you know that's fine so this polar bear was wearing a pair of boots which i thought to be interesting but i guess it was because it was so cold that he was wearing boots so it made a little bit of sense and while he was talking to me can i tell you what this polar bear did he started chewing on his nails right in front of my face how gross is that right in front of my face you come to headquarters knock on my door make my dog bark and then you start chewing your nails your polar bear nails right in front of my face that's ridiculous bumper podcast you should never do that and so i said excuse me could you stop that you know what he did he took off his boot pulled up his foot and started chewing on his toenails

Unknown: and then he took off his foot and started chewing his toenails

February 23, 2011
Bumperpodcast 44 – Stub

I split my toe – I stubbed my toe – I mangled and bashed and beat up my toe. Socks just stood by and watched . . . I had to hobble around a bit – and the worst part was the cleaning of the wound.

Booooooo cleaning – in all of it’s sundry forms.

About This Episode

In this episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar shares a painful and humorous tale of stubbing his toe during an evening walk with his dog Socks. What starts as a simple mishap quickly escalates when Natty discovers blood everywhere after his big toe takes on the sidewalk in a brutal TKO. He vividly describes the shock of pain, the confusion of his dog, and the awkward four-block journey home hobbling on his left heel. The episode captures Natty's signature storytelling style as he recounts the worst part of all: cleaning the wound at home only to discover he's out of band-aids.

Memorable Quotes

“It was just like you know like when you have so much pain where your body doesn't even know how to react and it's just like pain and you can see things that aren't there necessarily.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“If we were scoring the fight between the sidewalk and my toe the sidewalk definitely won tko technical knockout cannot continue fight because of too much blood in the ring.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“I have to walk uh what is it right foot left heel right foot left heel right foot left heel came home.”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #injuries #dogs #walking #pain #humor #everydaylife #storytelling

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: hey bumper podcast what's going on it's me natty bumper car or as i like to be called these days natty bumper wait natty bumper stubbed toe natty stubbed toe i stubbed my toe last night yesterday it was a rough day it was a bad day yep i was walking socks it was pitch dark outside and out of nowhere i was wearing flip flops too i should let you know that out of nowhere boom like the whole world went bright like a flash of light mostly in my head but it was just like you know like when you have so much pain where your body doesn't even know how to react and it's just like pain and it's you like you can hear things you can see things you can see things you can see things you can see things that aren't there necessarily and i had to stop i had to pause took a deep breath all right everything's all right stubbed my toe kind of hurts gonna keep walking oh so he kept walking socks you know he didn't know what was going on you know he always gets confused when stuff happens like he just looks back at me like i thought we were on a walk not on a hang out here so i uh so i keep walking maybe i mean i maybe got another 20 feet or so and i was just like well this is this does it hurts it doesn't feel good this doesn't feel right so i took my uh phone my flashlight phone thing and i held it down by my uh by my foot and uh ooh ooh yuck ooh yuck gross there was blood everywhere there i mean there was blood blood everywhere my big toe had been demolished it had i mean if if we were scoring the fight between the sidewalk and my toe the sidewalk definitely won tko technical knockout cannot continue fight because of too much blood in in in the ring so then i'm four blocks from home i have to walk uh what is it right foot left heel right foot left heel right foot left heel came home and then that's the worst part of it all because you gotta clean it out you gotta put some water on it which hurts you gotta put some peroxide on it which hurts you gotta put some neosporin on it which doesn't really hurt kind of makes it feel better and then what you're out of band-aids well you're out of luck

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August 18, 2010