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  • Bumperpodcast #218 – A Pig and a baby.

    Bumperpodcast #218 – A Pig and a baby.

    Today is Pig’s turn to shine. It’s a one-on-one interview with the smallest of all of the Bumpercars – and – it goes really well … If you consider toddler on pig violence to be a good thing.

    Would you let Pig interview you? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    Comedian, Natty Bumpercar talks about some junk with Robot and Pig, and some other junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.


    About This Episode

    In this chaotic and hilarious episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar attempts to conduct an interview with a very energetic and uncooperative young guest who identifies as a pig. The episode quickly devolves into comedic chaos as Natty struggles to get coherent answers while being repeatedly hit, bitten, and interrupted. Topics somehow include milk from washing machines, dirty bears taking baths, doctor visits with lollipops, and a $17,000 miniaturized lollipop battery joke. Despite Natty's best efforts to maintain a conversation, the unpredictable guest turns the interview into what Natty calls "the weirdest pop-up podcast ever." This improvised episode showcases the show's signature spontaneous humor and willingness to embrace complete pandemonium.

    Memorable Quotes

    “You're the little monster man. Doin' what a monster can. Cause you're a little monster.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “Everybody, this has been the weirdest pop-up podcast ever. One-sided interview. Hooray.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I'm a pig I'm a talking pig what can I say”

    — Guest

    Topics: #interviews #chaos #children #improvisation #bears #doctors #lollipops #milk

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: hey what's going on everybody I got my friend here and talk what's your name hi I'm pig and this is what's your name you're not talking you're just gonna beat me up stop hurting me why I don't touch that hey he tell everybody what your name is who are you no rah is that your name that's a weird name I'm a pig I'm a talking pig what can I say what are you don't eat me I'll eat you all right you're not gonna talk you frog okay this isn't going quite the way I thought it was you talking a lot yeah what's that thing over there yeah what is it tell me how you're feeling today what are you doing don't touch that where's your nose that's good for radio that's my nose huh you want to talk to the people why don't you say hi to everybody please hi everybody no hit don't hit you want to say anything to the people I gotta stop doing that too oh no that's that's abuse of the microphone the equipment manager's not gonna live you you're the worst any of you okay can you tell me what you do what'd you do yesterday it's not a wave would you join anything no no what's your favorite thing to drink you like to drink pop while you're playing maybe somebody has to challenge you What's in the baba? I know what's in my baba. Milk. What? No. Milk. Milk. You like milk? Where did milk come from? Milk. Milk. Oh, that's the washing machine.

    Unknown: Does milk come from the washing machine?

    Natty Bumpercar: Tickle, tickle. Are you tickling me? I'm very tickly. Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow. Oliver. Ow, no, don't bite. That was a bite. No, no, no. No. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. Stop biting me. Don't bite. Don't bite. Don't bite. Stop biting me. All right, I'm going to go away. You're going to be here by yourself, okay? Can you handle it? Are you going to talk to the people by yourself? Yes. Yes. Okay, tell them a story. Tell them a nice story about a bear. Big. Huh? Rough. Uh-huh. Rough. And then what happened? I don't know. Did the bear go to sleep? What do you say to the bear when he goes to sleep? Buff. Night-night bear.

    Unknown: Buff.

    Natty Bumpercar: Buff. Bath. Bath? Wait, the bear's going to take a bath? Yes. Is he dirty? Yes. Dirty bear. You is a one dirty bear. That's a nasty cough you got. Are you okay? Yes. Did you go to the doctor? Did you get some medicine yesterday? Yes. Did you go to the doctor? Yes. What did they give you at the doctor? A, a tissue. A tissue? No. No. Tee-wee. Tee-wee. Tee-wee. Tee-wee. Did you get a lolly, a lady pop? Yes. That's my nose. I pop. You got a lady pop?

    Unknown: I pop.

    Natty Bumpercar: I, I pop. An I pop? Is that the apple pop that's coming out? Oh, for me. It's got the most miniaturized lolly pop battery ever. Yeah. Ow, ow, ow. Why do you still hit me? And it costs, I'm making a joke here. $17,000. Okay, I was being topical. What are you doing? Don't do that. Don't ever do that. Oh, my gosh.

    Unknown: Wah.

    Natty Bumpercar: What do you, wah?

    Unknown: Wah.

    Natty Bumpercar: Hey, uh, what's, what's that on your knee? What's on your knee? What's on your knee?

    Unknown: Wah.

    Natty Bumpercar: What are you doing? Yo. We were just talking. We were just having a conversation. We cracked the mic and all of a sudden, you're this little monster man. Monster man. You're the little monster man. Doin' what a monster can. Cause you're a little monster. Oh, bite me. Ah, okay, I'm leaving. I'm done. Everybody, this has been the weirdest pop-up podcast ever. One-sided interview. Hooray.

    Unknown: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

  • Bumperpodcast 113 – Doctor-time!

    Bumperpodcast 113 – Doctor-time!

    Bumpercar woke up all excited about getting to talk to you and then he tells a story about how had to go see the doctor about his throat – and – you get to hear all about it.

    Listen to the Bumperpodcast and you will find out what happened when he went to the doctor.

    Pins and needled. Pins and needles!


    About This Episode

    In this episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar wakes up excited on a rainy day to record and shares a personal medical journey with listeners. Natty describes a frustrating throat condition where food gets stuck while eating, leading to visits with multiple doctors. After the first doctor's unhelpful advice to "eat better food," Natty consults a second doctor who diagnoses the problem and refers him to a gastroenterologist. The episode takes a humorous turn as Natty breaks down the word "gastroenterologist" and reveals the next step in treatment: having a camera shoved down his throat. Classic Bumperpodcast style combines everyday health concerns with Natty's characteristic rambling humor.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I woke up this morning and I got so excited because I looked out the window and it was a rainy day it was gray it was kind of cold feeling clammy and then I was just like wait a minute today's the day for the bumper podcast”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “he's a gastroenterologist which i don't know what that is except he deals with gas and he's inter and then something with an ologist i don't know like a paleontologist but but in my throat”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #health #doctors #medicalappointments #throatproblems #eating #rainyday #gastroenterology

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: I woke up this morning and I was thinking about you bumper podcast that's really true I woke up this morning and I got so excited because I looked out the window and it was a rainy day it was gray it was kind of cold feeling clammy and then I was just like wait a minute today's the day for the bumper podcast today's the day that I get to sit down in front of a microphone and talk to you about whatever it is that I talk about what am I going to talk about today well I was thinking I would tell you about my trip to the doctor yesterday that's right I went to the doctor why because I go to the doctor sometimes that's what happens don't you go to the doctor you should they're your friends they give you things that make you feel better I didn't not that I felt bad but I have this crazy thing that happens sometimes when I eat food where I'm like like oh look at this food in front of me this is going to be a delicious meal i can't wait to eat this food and then i take a bite and then my throat i told you about this where my throat doesn't or did i tell you about this no i was complaining about my throat a few weeks ago because it wasn't breathing properly this is similar but different i have a great throat did you know that so you take a bite and then all of a sudden the throat's like i don't want you're like what i don't want to change right here and it's just like the food just kind of hangs out in the throat and you know you saw all of a sudden the mouth starts just like and the body starts going and then it's just like and it's disgusting it happens every so often and so i asked my doctor about it like the normal doctor you go to whatever that guy is called and uh here's here's what he said to me he said oh well i suppose you need to eat better food which does that help me no that doesn't help me i eat plenty good food and so then i had to go to a different doctor because i had i remember when i had bronchitis i'm always sick we know this now it's so it's evidently now a part of my life over the last two years baby bumper car comes into the scene here's some germs oh you're going to be sick for the rest of your life hooray well so i went to a different doctor because first doctor wasn't open told different doctor the same story about the throat and she was like you've got a blah blah blah and then i went and i looked up blah blah on the internet and i was just like oh my goodness i've got blah blah and so i had to set up an appointment with a guy he's a gastroenterologist which i don't know what that is except he deals with gas and he's inter and then something with an ologist i don't know like a paleontologist but but in my throat and so he looked at me poked and prodded and now all of so here's the next step in all this they're gonna take a camera and they're gonna shove it down my throat