Tag: Conversation

Natty Bumpercar: all right well if it's the bumper podcast she be looking for then it's the bumper podcast that she have found welcome one and all it's me natty bumper car and i'm coming at you live and in person am i yelling a little bit i feel like i am why i'm gonna blame it on the humidity is that something you can even do i don't know is this like why is grandma yelling all the time well there's a lot of clouds in the sky so you know no i don't know i think i'm just yelling because i'm so excited i haven't seen you guys in a couple of weeks seriously computer problems again i need some sort of technical technical genius i need a technical genius this is what i was trying to say but i don't know what i was i don't know where my brain went right there and if you do please draw me a map so that i can go and look because i want to wait there for the next time my brain goes there so i could be waiting and i can hide and i can sneak out and i can be all like boo what up brain and it can be all like bumper car you know you were coming over here and i could be like brain what are you doing here man and i'll be like man brain you talk really interestingly i mean i'm not gonna say like weird or bad or whatever but like you know like get with the program i'm not gonna be able to sit and hang out and have a proper conversation with you brain if all you can do is make like weird squishy noises and be all like it's too much it's too much to ask i appreciate you hanging out with me but now i'm gonna have to ask you to climb to climb back up into my head like through my nose i guess i don't know how it's gonna work out i don't even want to think about it i'm probably going to throw this episode away because i'm so skeeved out at the thought of my brain getting back into my head which is weird because i'm not going to be able to do that because i'm not going to be able to do that because I never even thought it strange for a moment that my brain had left my head to go somewhere else like that made perfect sense to me like oh well yeah of course my brain's gonna leave my head every so often why wouldn't it isn't that something that brains do well hey bumper car let's take this logic full circle and see what we come around with oh the brain's got to get back in your head at some point and then what happens oogie oogie ucky yucky thank you very much I apologize if I have totally ruined everyone's day with an oogie ucky yucky story I might as well just put a label on this thing that says like too gross for comfort too yuck for you for me too yuck too much yuck ladies and gentlemen have you ever been in a situation where there was too much yuck and I'm asking you as a friend natty bumper car to my bumper podcast pals what did you do in this situation did you run was it fight or flight did you just like walk away or did you just put your hands on your ears and go la la la la la