Tag: contracts

Natty Bumpercar: hey everybody it's me natty bumper car and this is the bumper podcast i am so excited because today it's just going to be a normal episode it's going to be me talking to you telling you some funny stories you know catching up on stuff just normal basic bumper podcast nothing crazy i to say oh come on people don't seem to understand it so we're gonna change your name we're gonna call you bumpy sparkly pants or something that's the worst name i've ever heard in my life that was just off the top of my head well try harder and also i want to bring uh advertising to this podcast now i'm actually interested in that yeah that's good it's a good idea i thought so so all right the name thing clearly is not gonna happen uh because my name is my name and uh secondly i don't remember having a management company you signed the paper who did you say you were well i'm with rufus rufus and rufus and my name is uh rufus i'm the rufus in the middle you understand there's daddy rufus there's uh granddaddy rufus and that's me i don't know how i ended up in the middle you should be in the end the board says the sign says okay business cards say we are masters of disaster when it comes to entertainment and we are going to take you to the top of the mountain my friend all right well okay real quick i just want to confirm if it's a sign or a business card and it says rufus rufus and rufus you can just say you're at the end no one's gonna yeah no one's gonna know the difference i don't lie about things son i'm just saying you know it's just something to think about um i get you said i signed papers indubitably okay yeah got dotted line i well what so i i'm a little taken aback here i've never had management before i don't know what to do with it i don't know what to do with you i do like the idea about advertising i think that's probably a great idea pay some of the bills around here my friend well son now that's one of the things i wanted to talk to you about you understand management companies do not come for free oh seriously are you serious exactly come on you gots to pay to earn oh understand you gots to spend money to make money if you want to see the scrooge mcduck full of coins i do you gotta make sure that i get my money too okay this is a total scam so here's our plan all right it's a several point plan how many points is it i just want to make sure several let's just live with that okay all right i i like a plan and i like that there's several points i don't like that i owe you money already for something i'm not too keen on that whole thing so do you have the paperwork that i evidently signed with you do you have it or can you get it can you and of course can you did you email it to like i want the paper so that i can read what's happening we don't use computers we don't believe in them we feel like they are the devil's beast all right what we do is we have you sign one copy one copy goes in our vault okay and then it is there for safe keeping perfect and so if you ever need it i can always gain access to it okay that makes sense exactly however it does take uh you have to write a letter right handwrite all right send it to us via certified mail make sure that it has been stamped properly that's a lot of hoops you're making me jump through proper posted okay makes sense got a return address in there wow envelope yeah and then we've got a lot of we will fit we will get you your paper it's going to take two to three months in which time you would have incurred that many fees what you understand this is no this is several several dollars that we're talking about right up front i know i am getting less and less happy with this situation this whole thing it's more of a scam than i ever imagined it was going to be i think i want to break the contract you cannot do that sir i will i will own everything i will own headquarters i will own oh the your name okay your website i will own everything it will be mine rufus rufus and rufus will not be taken down my friend you understand well this certainly escalated quickly now didn't it