Tag: comedy

  • Bumperpodcast 56 – Sheep Signing

    Bumperpodcast 56 – Sheep Signing

    We have kept you at bay for 2 whole weeks now . . . Everyone has been clamoring – writing letters – sending emails – tweets and texts. What in the world happened to Turkey?!

    Did he get his pardon? Is he okay?

    You can only find out by listening to this weeks Bumperpodcast!

    Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    Hooray!

  • Bumperpodcast 51 – Newness

    Bumperpodcast 51 – Newness

    It’s a brand new era – and with that comes new music! It’s also Fall, and that – of course – means that it is time to go out and look for dragons . . . maybe we’ll touch one on the nose.
    Also – Mott shows up to talk over me – again and again.
    These are some of the things that I babble about today – on the Bumperpodcast!
    Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.
    Hooray!

  • Bumperpodcast 49 – Pizza

    Bumperpodcast 49 – Pizza

    Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!

    I love pizza – and so – that is what I’m going to talk about today. What kind of pizzas there are and what kinds of pizzas I love.

    I may also digress into other junk – but – that is just how it goes.

    Send us an email or a mail or a snail or a quail or whatever. SERIOUSLY!

  • Bumperpodcast 48 – Revolt

    Bumperpodcast 48 – Revolt

    Robot is back to take the helm – because the house is in revolt! Evidently, Natty Bumpercar is way too busy to draw stuff and make stuff and phot stuff and talk stuff and joke stuff and stuff stuff – – – so – – – the rest of the house has decided to pick up a bit of the slack for him.

    Because if they don’t . . . then the stink bugs win – and that can never happen!

    Wait until the Bumpercar gets a load of this!


    About This Episode

    In Bumperpodcast episode 48, Robot seizes an opportunity to host the show while Natty Bumpercar is sick and unavailable. Robot enthusiastically attempts to create his own "robot podcast" and wonders aloud why Natty usually doesn't let him near the microphone. After mocking Natty's illness and calling him "mad," Robot is caught red-handed by Natty himself, who bursts in to kick Robot out of the recording room. The sick and exhausted Natty reasserts control over his podcast duties before heading off to rest, leaving listeners with a glimpse of the chaos that ensues when Robot gets his hands on the equipment.

    Memorable Quotes

    “Maddie Bumpercar usually doesn't let me in the room to talk and talk and talk and talk. I wonder why. I have very interesting things to say.”

    — Robot

    “You knew exactly what you were doing, robot. Get out of the room. What did I tell you? No microphone for the robot.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #robot #hosting #illness #podcasthijinks #technology #behindthescenes

    Featuring: Robot, Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Robot: Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, everybody, it's me, Robot. Is this, is this going to leave it on? I'm not sure how it works. Maddie bugs her car. Usually doesn't let me in the room to talk and talk and talk and talk. I wonder why. I have very interesting things to say. I really do. So. Now, here's the scoop. Evidently, Maddie Bumpercar is too busy doing whatever it is that he does to come up and make a bumper podcast for you. So, I've decided to make a robot, robot, robot podcast. I probably should have written that down first. A robot podcast.

    Unknown: Yeah.

    Robot: It just rolls off the transistors, doesn't it? We really don't know where he is. The bumper car, I'm saying. He was so sick last week.

    Unknown: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

    Robot: I'm sick. I'm Maddie Bumpercar. I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad.

    Natty Bumpercar: What? Robot, what are you doing over there? You don't, you knew exactly what you were doing, robot. Get out of the room. Now, scoop. Now, scoop. What am I, scoop, scoop, scoop, scoop. What did I tell you? No microphone for the robot. Listen, I've been kind of sick. I was sick last week. I'm sick this week. And I don't need you guys coming in and doing my job for me. for me i'm gonna do a bumper podcast i'm gonna do the website i'm gonna go to sleep now because i'm exhausted oh boy

  • Bumperpodcast 46 – Blue skies and big trucks

    Bumperpodcast 46 – Blue skies and big trucks

    Blue skies and big trucks!
    We bolt out of headquarters to go and experience nature . . . it’s just so darn natural!
    Enjoy listening to me huff and sniffle as I walk – enjoy Socks rolling on the ground and birds tweeting in the trees.
    It’s the best that we can do.
    It’s the best that we can possibly do.
    Enjoy it!

    About This Episode

    In Bumperpodcast episode 46, host Natty Bumpercar takes listeners on an outdoor adventure with his companion Irving Brown Socks. Originally planning to record inside headquarters, Natty is so captivated by the perfect weather—blue skies, green grass, and chirping birds—that he decides to record while walking instead. The episode captures the spontaneous and improvisational nature of the show as Natty navigates passing trucks, observes a cloud, and shares his thoughts on sidewalk sprinklers. Despite the beautiful day providing plenty of distractions, Natty humorously acknowledges that he got sidetracked and didn't really say much of substance, promising to flip-flop back home and try again.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I'm looking for a cloud I'm looking for a cloud looking looking left looking right doing a little spin okay there's a cloud I found a cloud I did find one cloud”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “What if I had the baby what am I supposed to do put the baby out in the street because you want to water your sidewalk I don't think so nothing grows on sidewalks”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #nature #walking #weather #outdoorrecording #sprinklers #sidewalks #improvisation

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: holy cows bumper podcast holy beans bumper podcast holy cows and beans bumper podcast it is a ridiculously day outside okay that was a dumb truck you were supposed to be hearing all the birds let's listen to them can you hear the birds they're all tweeting up in the tree in the sun blue skies i was going to record this inside of headquarters but then i stepped out with my man irving brown socks to take a little walk because that's what we do and i was like no i have to pee a picture for the bumper podcast I have to tell them you know the grass right now as green as it's ever been I told you about the skies I'm looking I'm looking for a cloud I'm looking for a cloud looking looking left looking right doing a little spin okay there's a cloud I found a cloud I did find one cloud huh thanks oh here's another another truck another truck that's fine you know what it's nature and sometimes in nature there are trucks sometimes in nature there are really big trucks oh and sometimes socks stops walking and starts rolling around on the ground these are things that happen on perfect days like today are you having a perfect day I hope so bumper podcast did you know here's a little fact check toyed for you then here's another truck and then there's another I have to get away from these these trucks all right here's this sprinkler I supposed to give you a fact there's some flowers that's not a fact how do you guys feel about it when people have sprinklers and they're those big fan sprinklers and then they put them so that they're going over the sidewalk me myself normally I don't do that I don't do that I don't do that I don't do that I don't do that I don't do that I don't do that I can't do that I'm really not a fan softly normal normally I guess I normally am a fan but when I have you know my magic phone and it can't get wet then I'm not a fan anymore because what if I had what if I had the baby what am I supposed to do put the baby out in the street because you want to water your sidewalk I don't think so nothing grows on sidewalks it's a proven fact at least nothing is supposed to grow there's another big truck I think we're gonna title this nutrition podcast or something like that. I'm not sure. Huh. I think I was so distracted by how gorgeous the day was that I didn't really say anything. I apologize. I'm just going to flip flop back home and try again.