We do a little time traveling on this episode of the Bumperpodcast! Then we get a bit riled over the possibility that birds are squaking and talking about our business. Bunch of pot stirrers – those birds …
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In Bumperpodcast episode 71, Natty Bumpercar contemplates the nature of time, podcasting, and whether listeners exist in the future. His philosophical musings quickly spiral into a hilarious rant about birds and their potential gossip habits. Natty worries about birds spreading his secrets and getting involved in his business, while simultaneously respecting their privacy when they ruffle their feathers in puddles and dirt. The episode showcases Natty's stream-of-consciousness comedy style as he invents bird drama involving characters like Wilma Bird and Sheila Bird, ultimately admitting he makes more sense when Robot is around to keep him grounded.
“Are you in the future? How's your world? Is it different from this one? Like is the sky still blue or is it nighttime maybe?”
— Natty Bumpercar
“Would you birds please keep my business to yourself… birds as a matter of fact stay out of my business entirely.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“I usually when robots in here I make more sense right”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #birds #timetravel #philosophy #privacy #comedy #rambling #nature
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Natty Bumpercar: ladies and gentlemen it's me natty bumper car and i am coming to you live except it's not really i mean it's live i never know if it's live or not are you where are you right now what are you doing are you listening to this right now because i'm i'm talking right now but you might not be listening to it right now it's a little bit like time travel but also not like that at all are you in the future you okay so yes okay i know that you're not in the past because there's no way that you're gonna be listening to this in the past because i haven't said it yet unless okay wait if you somehow take this and no there's no way for you to take this into the past you're listening to this in the future aren't you how's your world is it different from this one like is the sky still blue or is it nighttime maybe do birds are do birds talk about things do birds tell secrets and whisper in the night i hope not i have a hard enough time sleeping as it is without a bunch of birds flying around telling everybody my business would you birds please keep my business to your to yourself to you know what birds as a matter of fact stay out of my business entirely now that i think about it i got it i kind of hiccuped there for a second because i was kind of thinking you know i didn't ever do anything to these birds i didn't go into their business and start flying around squawking and talking squawking the squawk talking the talk so i i would kind of expect a little common courtesy birds you know you're adorable small birds you ruffle your feathers in puddles i've seen you do it i've even seen birds ruffle their feathers in uh like uh just dust like you know when it's dirt i guess it's more dirt than dust and it's kind of cute because it's like what are you doing you getting ready for a big date obviously but then that's the thing i don't ask the birds because i don't want to get all up in their business it's their business what they're doing and if they want to if they're getting ready to go you know out on the town maybe with a nice lady bird then that's what they're gonna do and that's fine but it's not it's i'm i'm not gonna be the one who goes up to them and who you know who's like oh well i hear wilma bird's back in town from college are you gonna go visit her you know does sheila bird know about this probably not so well that's the thing i'm not gonna stir the pot i'm not a bird business stop stop per hot stirrer what's a stopper god i usually when robots in here i make more sense right
Pig is back with an all new track (and video) … and this time – he is singing about his Mudda. How appropriate is that?! Well – I suppose that you should just listen to find out.
Cinnamon also stops by to help out with the tune.
Happy Mudda’s Day!
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Howdy gang –
This weekend – you get to choose from 2 tremendous opportunities to come and see me do Comedy … How great is that?!
They are both going to be fun shows – let me know if you can make it to either … and remember that when you go – and when they ask who you are there to see … say Natty Bumpercar … or else – they’ll get confused … totally – seriously – utterly – abominably – confused.
On Saturday, I’ll be at Lombardi’s Bar & Restaurant in Cedar Grove, NJ (599 Pompton Ave # C, Cedar Grove, NJ 07009) … The show starts at 8 (be a little early – and stuff). Admission is cash only … door is $10 – Also on the show is Rich Gonzales, Joe Dipicoli and Chipps Cooney (he was on America’s Got Talent!) …
On Sunday – I am hosting a show at Tierney’s Tavern in Montclair, NJ (138 Valley Rd., Montclair, New Jersey 07042) … The show starts at 8 – I’d get there a bit early so that you can get a good seat and a tasty drink or some terrifically fried bar food. They are cash only … door is $15 – Also on the show is Melissa Doran, Mike Warsaw, Patrick Bean, Samantha Derose, Pat Lamb, Rayla Bloom and Chris Gregory …
Hope to see you this weekend!
It’s all about Headquarters . . . why?! Because – Headquarters is getting moved from over here to over there.
Moving. Moving. Moving. All of the world is moving all around and all about.
We also learn that putting Cranberry juice into the morning cup of tea is a delicious treat that gets a Bumpercar’s day started out super-duper right!
Listen today to here all of that and a whole lot more – today – on the Bumperpodcast!
Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.
Hooray!
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In this episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar returns after a week-long absence to explain the chaos at headquarters. The show is in the midst of moving to a new location, with everything being packed up and moved. Natty is clearly frazzled by the relocation process, admitting he doesn't even know the new address yet beyond that it starts with the letter C. The episode captures Natty's energetic, stream-of-consciousness style as he discusses packing up elephants' trunks, drinking cranberry juice tea that turns into rocket fuel, and the general confusion that comes with moving too much. It's a short but amusing glimpse into the behind-the-scenes upheaval of the podcast's production.
“Too much moving equals confused bumper car. I mean, I just learned my address for headquarters this.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“I put a little cranberry juice in my tea this morning. Oh, that's a good trick for me to find out about. Evidently, cranberry juice makes my tea in the morning rocket fuel.”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #moving #headquarters #behindthescenes #cranberryjuice #confusion #anxiety
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Natty Bumpercar: Where in the world, where in the beans, where in the hill of beans have you been, Daddy Bumpercar? We've been missing you. You weren't here last week and the website hasn't been updated except for all those Mott the Sheep pictures, which don't even really seem like updates because it just seems like you're putting pictures of a sheep on the website. Where have you been? Well, calm down, everybody. There's crazy stuff going on over here in headquarters. Yeah, in headquarters, around headquarters, all about headquarters because you know what's going on? We're pulling up the tent stakes, pulling up the tent poles, the elephants are all around. They're gathering up their belongings. They're gathering up their peanuts and their, um, their, their, their, their things. Wait a minute. Their trunks. That's what I was trying to say. They're packing their trunks. I wish I would have said that just like I just said it. And not like I had to think about it. Hello, everyone. We're moving headquarters. We're in the midst of moving headquarters. Everything's going into boxes. Everything's getting wrapped up tightly and nicely because we don't want to break anything. Even though, unfortunately, sometimes when we move, things get broken. Sometimes hearts get broken when you move. I know. It's so sad. What have you guys been doing? Like, I know I could just sit here and talk about myself. Sometimes I worry about you guys, too, especially when I haven't talked to you for a whole week. Am I going too fast? Wow. What was in my tea that I drank? Oh, that's right. I put a little cranberry juice in my tea this morning. Oh, that's a good trick for me to find out about. Evidently, cranberry juice makes my tea in the morning rocket fuel. It really just winds me up. Well, not only the tea, but the whole fact that headquarters is moving. I'm not going to lie to you guys. I was freaked out. I don't like to move. I move too much. Too much moving equals confused bumper car. I mean, I just learned my address for headquarters this. We call this place headquarters this. We're calling new headquarters headquarters that. I don't even know where it is. People say to me, well, bumper car, where's your new headquarters? And I say to them. I don't know. And I'm not even being like obtuse. I honestly genuinely don't know. It's in. I say it's in a place that begins with the letter C. And that's not enough for people. People want more. People want a letter C. You're moving to the letter C bumper car. That doesn't make any sense. Why are you being so like that? And I said like this.
Unknown: She's going to. I said you're pushing the collaborative. You're pushing the collaborative. We're gonna make sure everybody's back up next year. Keep it up. Be ahuman. We're not gonna let it hurt our friends. We're not gonna let anybody make you out on campus unless you take over. No! You gotta come back over next year, bitches. But we did it anyways. I know, didn't we? Always. I'm out. I'm out. Bye guys. Bye guys. I wanna kiss. Take a while. I don't know. Could get all these things over with. Bye.