Tag: comedy

Natty Bumpercar: uh yeah hello everybody it's me pig and i'm gonna do the bumper podcast today because bumper guy is uh what do they say under the weather like perhaps perchance he got his hands into some of uh some grub that he wasn't supposed to get his hands into because maybe that grub was tainted you guys basically i'm saying that i poisoned bumper car it was accidental but he's been poisoned so hey pig what are you doing over there bumper cocky i just told everybody that you weren't going to be here today well but i are you oh you're recording can i can i no okay because i uh it's my show so why don't you just go back in the couch where you was before and have a nice little napperoo a little breaky pants what's a breaky pants i don't know what a breaky pants is i don't know just do the first one the napperoo napperoo makes more sense to you than go take a napperoo a bumper car um pig um i was gonna ask you did you what did i want did you my the food that i ate earlier was it don't say it bumper car poisoned yeah it was poisoned well uh-huh i'm not a fan of why did you yeah what did i want you gonna accuse me of something here well no i'm just asking this is uncomfortable i wish that the mics weren't on to record this but they are pig did you did you poison me pump a car why why would you why would you why don't ever no why would you ask me that don't ever don't have i don't ever want you to go back and listen to this this tape before you came into rome because there was some private personal stuff between me and the bumper podcast caters that's or we're calling them the what are they again the bumper podcast caters i think that's what we got stickers made for them t-shirts and whatnot no we uh the marketing budget fell through and so we weren't able to get stickers or t-shirts or any whatnot for that matter so who's running this show anyway well i think um socks is and you know he's terrible with money so you gave the dog the money you gave the dog the keys to the coffers you gave the dog the the the strings to the price the i get i know i understand what you're saying pic it's yes because he's bad of marketing i didn't vote him in it's it's his position it's what he's supposed to be doing is marketing the bumper podcast and i guess the what was it again the bumper podcast caters the but okay we might have to work on that name i don't know if i like that name so much but back to what i was talking about before so the food that i ate yeah the food that you ate what about it what a What about it? Well, no, it's, I mean, it's, it's a little scary to me and it's a little important that I find this out, but pig, did you seriously poison me? Bumper car, you cannot handle the truth.