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Bumperpodcast #207: Somebody has hurt feelings

Natty Bumpercar talks about getting his feelings hurt – and is (unsurprisingly) joined by some of his pals from Headquarters. Check in to see if they help the situation – at all.

Do you have feelings? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

About This Episode

In episode 207 of the Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar opens up about having his feelings hurt by someone he considered a friend. The conversation takes an unexpected turn when Aloysious J. Pig, Robot, and Doodle Poodle all assume they are the ones who hurt Natty's feelings. What starts as a heartfelt moment quickly devolves into classic Bumperpodcast chaos, with Pig proudly claiming he lives to offend Robot, Doodle lamenting about sleeping in a crate, and everyone misunderstanding Natty's actual point. The episode explores friendship dynamics, hurt feelings, and the complications of living and working together in the Bumpercast headquarters.

Memorable Quotes

“No offense robot but I actually live to offend you and make you feel horrible about yourself… I'm just doing my job and my friendship.”

— Aloysious J. Pig

“You walk away and you're just like, I mean are we friends? Are we even friends at all? And it gets a little bit sad.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“They don't let me on their podcast all the time. They make me sleep in a crate.”

— Doodle Poodle

Topics: #friendship #hurtfeelings #communication #relationships #livingtogether #misunderstandings #emotionalhonesty

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig, Rufus T. Rufus, Robot, Doodle Poodle

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: hey everybody it's me natty bumper car and this is the bumper podcast of course and today i i want to open my heart a little bit to you i want to i want to tell you i have you guys ever had have you ever had your feelings hurt like by someone you considered a friend like you you went into a situation and you weren't expecting it to happen like just went not the way you were expecting and then all of a sudden you're like standing there like whoa i i thought i thought we were friends and and it and it stinks and it hurts really bad and you kind of walk away and you're like all right well i guess that we're maybe not as much of friends as i as i thought that we were it's me it's not fun at all uh yeah hey bumper car oh

Aloysious J. Pig: hey pig what's going on yeah you know uh yeah i got my feelings hurt a few times really by somebody that i consider to be a friend i'm okay uh what happened you know well i run a podcast with him oh he's living in the same

Rufus T. Rufus: headquarters yeah okay i get what you're doing now yeah it's me yeah it's it's you it's you

Aloysious J. Pig: you can be a little bit stringent i don't think that's the word i could use i don't know if it's

Natty Bumpercar: a word i could use it doesn't make a lot of sense stringent like maybe you're trying to say salty something i don't i don't know what you were hey oh geez it's me robot hey robot i was listening

Robot: to the podcast and i decided to run into the studio all right hey tell my story okay oh i see what you're doing

Rufus T. Rufus: is it is it is it me is it me right you know yeah well i because i see what you're doing

Robot: yeah what's oh it's definitely you yeah perfect it's 100 percent you what about me huh

Aloysious J. Pig: yeah i was hoping so because no offense robot but i actually live to uh offend you and make you feel horrible about yourself and what you know everything about your world so if you really want to get down to brass tacks i'm just doing my job and my friendship i'm just doing what i'm supposed to do uh so how are you feeling yeah thanks that's like a compliment it's like you just gave me a gold star it's like you're just like hey pig you all goes on the mount rushmore of uh hurting friends feelings it's you thanks for that i got a statue now a whole mountain of a statue of me pig making fun of you bucking a pulse oh hi everybody that's not a little me

Doodle Poodle: hey no why are you are you crying what's the matter it's a good analogy

Natty Bumpercar: huh it's a good analogy

Doodle Poodle: you know they don't let me do it all the time oh i mean they don't let me on their podcast all the time oh come on make me sleep in a crate you like the crate

Natty Bumpercar: oh yeah i do like sleeping in a crate yeah you actually said i want to sleep in a crate and so you can't then point at that and say that someone's done something bad to you when all right listen all three of you yeah what's up yeah yes all three of i want i am sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry i love you guys all three of you you know what you learned the best thing i've want i am sorry if i ever sometimes in the heat of the moment on the bumper podcast we get into you know craziness and and we start yelling or whatever but this isn't even what i'm really

Aloysious J. Pig: talking about oh well would you please edify us with your with your big brain and edify would you please just yeah exactly just get on

Natty Bumpercar: okay well so here's what i'm talking about not i mean just everyday living together stuff we're gonna get under each other's uh skin we're gonna or yes metal and that happens but i'm talking about like you know you if you have people that you consider friends and you do something nice for or or whatever and maybe it's your fault because you've got expectations like oh they're gonna react this way or they're gonna react that way and then they totally don't or you know whatever happens and you walk away and you're just like i i mean are we friends are we even friends at all and it gets a little bit sad

Aloysious J. Pig: let me keep living here i i guess i am too

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February 5, 2015
Bumperpodcast #206: Apologies to an angry pig

There are some apologies on this episode for all of the yelling last week … Pig leads the charge and Natty Bumpercar follows suit. Not much gets done.

Do you apologize? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Comedian, Natty Bumpercar talks about some junk with Robot and Pig, and some other junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.

About This Episode

In episode 206 of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar and Aloysious J. Pig address listener feedback about too much yelling in the previous week's episode. The duo defends their comedic approach while humorously contradicting themselves throughout the conversation. They discuss the recent non-blizzard weather event that caused school cancellations and working from home, with Pig sharing his failed attempt at social media fame with a "pig in a blanket" photo. The episode features the characters bickering about what constitutes "angry" comedy, with Pig ironically becoming increasingly agitated while accusing Bumpercar of being too angry. Their meta-discussion about podcast tone and SEO strategy provides plenty of laughs.

Memorable Quotes

“It was a hysterical mess… look at that wordplay come on and get it”

— Natty Bumpercar

“I took a funny picture and I was like look at me look at me I'm a pig… and then I tweeted it and nobody, no one, not a single person, no one follows me on the twitter”

— Aloysious J. Pig

“You might as well have called the episode like I'm angry and angry angry angry… what should be in the title? Angry angry angry angry”

— Aloysious J. Pig

Topics: #listenerfeedback #weather #blizzard #comedy #socialmedia #podcastmeta-commentary #friendship

Featuring: Aloysious J. Pig, Natty Bumpercar

Full Transcript

Aloysious J. Pig: yeah so hey everybody it's me peg and i got bumper car here i wanted to start the episode off because you know last week there was a lot of yelling there was a lot let's be honest there

Natty Bumpercar: was a lot of yelling yeah okay and hi everybody this is me uh natty bumper car and oh yeah here's the thing there was a lot of yelling last week and evidently uh we got some feedback that uh there was too much yelling and um i'm sorry all right we were just playing doing a little character yeah having a little fun being silly you know how it is right i quit we all know that

Aloysious J. Pig: mama got it sometimes people say that i i yell too much because they say my voice is a little you know of course you know whatever they say yeah but i think it was the tone in which you yeah the episode that people that's a bad people so so much so much upset you understand yeah okay

Natty Bumpercar: so i i get that and it makes sense to me and but i think if you listen to the word yeah it was a it was a total made-up situation there was a guy who was on a dock and he had spent his it was vacation and all his money and all his time and then there was a monster and then at the end it turns out there wasn't a monster at all uh you know spoiler alert if you want to go back and listen to it but uh there it wasn't a monster what he told him yes it was a lot exactly yeah it was just a lot he was confused and it made up fun words like banu i do like which i use now all the time like this is the real banu situation whoa whoa don't don't jump

Aloysious J. Pig: okay i'm not i was just saying don't start new okay it is but no it's a fun way to say hey this is me ready uh party the other night

Natty Bumpercar: was really banu everybody good job so uh all right that's last week's episode and uh now let's start this week's episode right i feel like we move on we have fun we talk about the blizzard that wasn't we just had oh it was supposed to be historical amounts of snow up here near headquarters and instead it was a hysterical mess oh look at that wordplay come on and get it come on and get no we really uh there was there was no snow there was schools were canceled uh working from home there was all the the chicanery that goes on our fridge was full we ate really well uh for a day when you know there was some playing outside we started building a fort out of snow all you know these things that you do uh but blizzard no blizzard no no blizzard there was

Aloysious J. Pig: no blizzard i remember i was i thought i was gonna be really cold and so i put on uh i got a blanket yeah i took a funny picture and i was like look at me look at me i'm a pig yeah and then i'm like all right and then i put it i tweeted it and and uh nobody no one no

Natty Bumpercar: one's not a single person no one follows me on the twitter i actually i think but it was a great

Aloysious J. Pig: picture all right you gotta admit yeah it was like hey look at me i'm a pig yeah okay i know

Natty Bumpercar: but i just wanted to say you didn't have to do it again no i didn't want you to do it

Aloysious J. Pig: okay this is what people are looking for is nice funny things nice funny things not angry like

Natty Bumpercar: look at me i'm on a dog come on make some scare i don't want to scare anybody and i thought we were having fun last week and i as cute as your pig in a blanket picture is i um i i don't it's whatever you made that thing i made this thing we're 205 episodes in and you tell me there's gonna be a little bit of you know yelling and it wasn't even like angry yelling it was it was very angry oh you think it was angry so angry all right well so angry no it was not oh

Aloysious J. Pig: come on it was angry you were like i'm i'm angry you might as well have called the episode like i'm angry and angry angry angry come on i'm gonna be so angry and angry and then i'm angry look at me how angry i am when i'm angry angry angry angry angry angry angry i'm not what should we put in this one oh i know angry what should be in the title angry angry angry angry okay perfect and what other seo words have we got you do seo now angry yeah nice okay well see

Natty Bumpercar: none of that's true and pig if i'm to be honest with your little rant that you just put on that little screaming match that you just did uh you sounded a little bit angry i don't even know what

Aloysious J. Pig: you're talking about

Unknown: you

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January 28, 2015
Bumperpodcast #205: A real ba-noo situation up on the docks.

This is by far the most ‘ba-noo’ episode of the Bumperpodcast, ever. There is a dock, a monster, a lottery, winners and losers and much more. There could potentially be a call to the Better Business Bureau, as well. Natty Bumpercar is off.

Have you ever gone ‘ba-noo’? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

About This Episode

In this hilarious episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar recounts a disastrous vacation experience on a pier where he believes he's being stalked by a terrifying water monster. After waiting four years and winning a lottery for his coveted dock spot, Natty's peaceful meditation plans are derailed by what he's convinced is a crocodile or alligator swimming directly toward him. As his panic escalates and his heart races, he frantically questions why no other pier-goers are reacting to the imminent threat. The episode builds to a comedic reveal that puts Natty's overreaction into perspective.

Memorable Quotes

“Look at that dude, he's going banu, that means he's crazy, and that's you right now! Me, my friend, I'm keeping it real, I'm keeping it steady, I'm keeping it 100!”

— Natty Bumpercar

“I saved up for four years! To get this spot on this pier, I wanted some inner peace, some sanctity, I wanted to meditate, I wanted to be one with the nature, the universe.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“Yo, that's just a log?”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #vacation #panic #overreacting #monsters #nature #meditation #comedy #misunderstanding

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: So there I was, so there I was, so there I was, so there I was, so there I was, just sitting there on the edge of the pier, when all of a sudden, what comes up, is it a boat? No, it's not a boat, it's some sort of crocodile, alligator, some sort of snakey, but whatever, a reptile, coming right down to water, right towards where I'm sitting, at the edge of the dock, and so I'm like, what am I supposed to do here? I paid good money to sit on this dock, I paid all the proper fees to rent my spot, and all of a sudden, you're telling me that this is the kind of place I should be? This is the kind of situation where you're gonna have monsters, basically? Monsters? Actual, live monsters, coming down the water, at me? I mean, who am I gonna talk to? Who's your supervisor? Who works here anyway? Where are you guys? And then I look around, I'm at the edge of a dock, there's nobody working down here, it's just a bunch of people sitting. Down, fishing, looking at the water, there's a dude over there, with binoculars, looking at the ocean, thinking he's gonna see some sort of a whale. Good job, beluga, good luck seeing your whale, hope that monster doesn't come and get you, because he's right there! Oh my god, this is like the worst vacation I ever took in my life! I saved up for four years! To get this spot on this pier, I wanted some inner peace, some sanctity, I wanted to meditate, I wanted to be one with the nature, the universe, and all of a sudden, what am I doing? My heart is beating out of my chest, I think I'm starting to hyperventilate a little bit. Oh what, you think I'm overreacting? You think I'm going a little bit crazy? You think that maybe, perhaps? Perhaps? That I'm going over the edge? Oh my friend, oh my friend, oh my friend, I'd say that you are the one who's going a bit bonkers, a bit nuts, a bit banu, that's what we say in my town! Look at that dude, he's going banu, that means he's crazy, and that's you right now! Me, my friend, I'm keeping it real, I'm keeping it steady, I'm keeping it 100! There is a monster! He's floating up at me, right next to the dock now, he's close, he's closer than he was when I started, that's for sure, I don't know if he's in the, uh, I don't know if the water's pushing him my way, I don't know if the tides are shifting maybe, but what I do know, what I do definitely know, is that probably in the next, oh I don't know, two seconds, one, two, boom, monster's gonna come and get me! Eat my foot! I don't know, it's hanging off the dock, he could certainly reach up and grab it if he wanted to, uh, cool, is he gonna pull me under, is he gonna do a crocodile roll, a death roll, I mean that's what they do, this is not a relaxing vacation! I mean, I want my money back, and then what am I gonna do, am I gonna go, if I leave this spot to go and talk to whoever owns this dock, am I gonna lose my spot, is somebody else gonna come and sit in my spot, which I paid for, and then I'm not gonna have my spot anymore? I do not know, but what I do know, is if I don't have a place to sit, after all this time of waiting on the waiting list, and putting my name in, and there was a lottery, and I had to win it, and I did, and I'm sitting here, and now you're gonna take it away from me? This is crazy, it's Banu, this whole thing is Banu, this whole situation, why is nobody else reacting to this thing? Do you guys not see it? Everybody else on the dock, do you not see this thing coming out my neck? Out of the boat? Do you see that thing right over there, it's right in the water, it's gonna come over here, it's looking at us, sniffing in the air, I see him sniffing in the air, trying to come over here, you, with that chum bucket, he's gonna be your chum in just a second, he's gonna come chum up with you real quick, he's gonna eat you, he's gonna eat your baby, he's gonna have babies sit next to you, he's gonna eat it, if that's what they do, what? What are you talking about? I'm looking at the monster right over there, alligator crocodile! He's gonna come over here and take it all down, probably gonna take the whole dock down if we don't watch out, what? You kidding me? Yo, that's just a log?

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January 25, 2015
Bumperpodcast 203: What is it?!

Natty Bumpercar keeps it simple today on the Bumperpodcast – with an explainer. Then, he talks about an open-mic that he went to.

What is it? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

About This Episode

Natty Bumpercar kicks off 2015 with episode 203 of Bumperpodcast, offering listeners a meta look at what the show is all about. After visitors from the future crashed last week's year-end wrap-up, Natty uses this episode to explain the podcast's format and philosophy. He discusses the rotating cast of puppet characters including Pig, Doodle Poodle, and Robot, shares insights from a recent comedy open mic performance, and reflects on the improvisational nature of both stand-up comedy and the podcast itself. It's a lighthearted, stream-of-consciousness episode that perfectly captures the show's spontaneous spirit and Natty's comedic approach to making listeners' weeks "awesomer."

Memorable Quotes

“For breakfast I did have a couple balloons so I'm trying to keep light for this year. The helium from the balloon makes me lighter.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“That's what the bumper podcast is about, just putting as much stuff out there as you can and hoping that you enjoy it and hoping it makes your day awesome and your week awesomer.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“Ladies and gentlemen tonight at the restaurant we'll be having a fine pairing of cheese and crackers for you and some huawei which is what we call water around here.”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #comedy #podcastintroduction #improvisation #openmic #newyear #stand-upcomedy #metacommentary

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: it goes a one it goes a two it goes a one two three four like i mean that's how you count that's how it goes hey everybody it's me your best pal and the whole town of coffee can alley uh netty bumper car uh why is my voice so high today i don't know you know for breakfast i did have a couple balloons so uh i'm trying to keep light for this year the helium from the balloon makes me lighter no um welcome to this show this is the bumper podcast it's the year two thousand one five and this is the first show of the year uh we did of course do our year-end wrap-up last week which didn't work out quite as i expected because i had a visitor from the future actually two visitors from the future uh one was me from the future the other was of course big from the future um so what i wanted to do was use this episode as kind of an explainer an explanation of what is the bumper podcast because a lot of times people say uh you know uh why do you do that show why do you do that every week what is it why do you why you know why should i listen to that what is it why do you do that every week why do you do that every week why do you do it as always they always end whatever question they're asking they always end with uh kind of an angry uh what is it what is it like that and uh well you know it's a podcast it's the bumper podcast uh by by myself natty bumper car recorded here in headquarters um and sometimes a cavalcade of pals will come by we got uh we have uh pig of course you you know him from you can find that at natty bumper car uh there's a doodle poodle uh he's got a twitter account i don't know what it is i can't fathom what it would be it's probably at doodle poodle if i was to guess uh robot comes by he he also has a twitter i think it's awesome robot maybe at awesome robot you can find all these things if you just go to uh at natty bumper car uh and and and so here in headquarters who else we have sometimes some of the kids stop by uh we have two of those and they'll come and they'll say strange inane things into the microphone which is not very different from what i say into the microphone so it works out well it's a good uh pairing kind of like a fine cheese and whatever you eat with fine cracker and a fine cracker ladies and gentlemen tonight at the restaurant we'll be having a fine pairing of cheese and crackers for you and some huawei which is what we call water around here uh is it a funny podcast i don't know you know sometimes it is sometimes it ain't uh last night i i had an open mic which is what you do you go for comedy you go to these rooms and it's open mic anybody can just put your name down and come up and tell some jokes and so i did that and uh because you gotta otherwise you get rusty and that's the weird thing with comedy is you get rusty fast you haven't done it in a week that's too long get get back on stage and you know you gotta you gotta you gotta work work the instrument is is not what i want to say you gotta you gotta you gotta be good that's i don't know what i'm trying to say you gotta work out a little bit you know you gotta stretch the old muscles and say the old words and put them all together and say what happens so i i i went up uh with a blank piece of paper i didn't really know what i wanted to do so much it had been the holidays and a couple weeks had gone by and here's what happened is i was excited to be there and then i got you know you're there and it's hours are going by and you're having fun you're laughing whatever you're enjoying the night and then it's your turn and you're like oh wait i gotta go up there and talk and there was no structure uh it was just it was like this avalanche of of uh premises and uh semi-formed things just exploded out of me and uh you know it was fun it was fine you got because the things get in your head and then they all have to get out of your head and you see what what happens and what happened last night was a lot of words were crossed out on a piece of paper and and that's what the bumper podcast is about just putting as much stuff out there as you can and you're like oh my god i don't know what there as we can and hoping that you enjoy it and hoping it makes your day awesome and your week awesomer

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January 7, 2015
Bumperpodcast 202: The future (Happy New Year!)

Happy New Year from the Bumperpodcast! It’s our big year end wrap-up with a healthy dash of – the future!

Do you like the future? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Listen here (Soundcloud | Stitcher | iTunes)

About This Episode

In this year-end episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar attempts to record a big closeout wrap-up for the year, but his plans are derailed when he's visited by an unexpected guest: himself from the future. Future Natty arrives with confusing explanations about time being like string (or yarn), cryptic references to prom, and claims that Natty becomes much happier in the future. The conversation gets increasingly chaotic as the two Nattys bicker about speech impediments, string theory, and whether the Bumperpodcast becomes the most popular show in the world. Just when things couldn't get more absurd, Future Pig arrives to compound the confusion, much to present-day Natty's dismay.

Memorable Quotes

“In the future, you're happy all the time. You're never upset at anything. In fact, your middle name is Rainbows and Sunshine Bumpercar.”

— Future Natty Bumpercar

“Do I also get a weird speech impediment in the future? Do I say things that don't make sense?”

— Natty Bumpercar

“This is the best thing ever. You're alive. It's me. You're still friends with me in the future, Natty Bumper Cars.”

— Aloysious J. Pig

Topics: #timetravel #yearend #future #stringtheory #metahumor #fourthwall #friendship

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: What's going on Bumper Podcast? It's me, Natty Bumpercar, and this is our big year-end clearance sale event of the century. No, it's not. We don't have, we don't, we're not selling anything. We're not, we don't have anything. Uh, we're not selling anything, but it is our big year-end closeout. Like, this is our big last day of the year wrap-up. We go over everything that… Hello, Natty Bumpercar. What in the hoot, Natty? Oh, hi. It's, well, it's me. Who? It's, it's Natty Bumpercar from the future. Oh, no. Why are you here? Where we, well, where we like to extend our words really long for emphasis. That's a terrible thing to do. Yeah, it's kind of a future thing that we do. You don't understand yet, but you will one day, I promise. Okay, well, that's awesome that you're here, I guess, but why are you here today? We really, it's not the type of show where we introduce new characters or we do new bits or anything like that. It's kind of just a big year-end wrap-up. Well, of course you would wonder why I'm here on this very day. Of course. Very portentous, important. You talk a lot. Did you lose what you were going to say? Yeah, I, yeah, I, okay, I did mess that up. Try again. Well, just because I'm from the future doesn't always mean I know what I'm going to say. Oh, okay. That's not how it works. I mean, I'm just you from another time. Yeah. I don't, I don't know things that, I mean, like, I guess I know some things that you don't know, but for the most part, I don't. Well, I mean, I would hope that you would know a lot more than I know. I mean, like, you're from the future, so in theory, that means that you've lived a lot longer. You've, I mean, you've… Lived through a lot more stuff than I've lived through, which means… Yeah. That you would… No, no, you're wrong. You're wrong there. Know more things than I do. Is that, is that right, or… Not correct. Not correct at all, sir. Let's look at it this way, if you will. Time is a lot like a piece of string. Really? You're doing string theory? Oh, you've heard that. Okay. We've heard of string. Time is like a piece of, um, yarn. Okay, yarn is just string. We have, yes, we have… You have yarn now? Yes, we do. In this time? Yes. Okay. Of course. So that, that, okay, yeah, right. It's the same thing. It's the same exact string and yarn are the same thing, so you're not doing anything futuristic. You're not adding anything. All you're doing is stepping on the episode. This is our big year-end closeout wrap-up. Yeah, I know. Let everybody know what's going on. Set the plate for the new big year that's coming up. And you're talking about yarn, and I don't understand why you are bothering me today. Wow, I really forgot how crabby you are in the past. In the future, you're happy all the time. You're never upset at anything. Oh, come on. In fact, your middle name is Rainbows and Sunshine Bumpercar. Did you just say sunshine? Sunshine isn't even a word. That's nothing. Do I also get a weird speech impediment in the future? Do I say things that don't make sense? Oh, come on. Oh, what's the weather like today? Is it going to be rainy or is there going to be a lot of sunshine? That's not nice, and it's not even necessary. Come on. It was a slip of the tongue. You know, let's do this. Do you remember when you were going to prom and you said something silly? Okay. Have you had that yet? Yes, I've had that. It was a long time ago that I went to prom, and I don't remember saying anything silly. I more remember that everything that I said was silly back then, and if you were more specific, you could have said, hey, remember that thing that you said that wasn't silly? And then I would have been like, oh, yeah, that one really sticks out in my mind. Okay, you know what? We're done with this back and forth thing. Tell me why you're here right now, real quick. Let's go, because I've got other things to handle. I've got business to handle. I've got things to do. Of course you do. You always have things to do because you're so busy. Did you know that in the future, the Bumper Podcast is actually listened to by every single person in the entire world? Wait, what's happening? What is this? What's happening right now?

Aloysious J. Pig: Hey, everybody, it's me, Future Pig.

Natty Bumpercar: This is, I'm truly sorry about this, Natty Bumper Cars. What? It's Future Pig. I quit. Hey, this is so…

Aloysious J. Pig: This is the best thing ever. You're alive. It's me. You're still friends with me in the future, Natty Bumper Cars.

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December 31, 2014