Tag: comedy

  • Bumperpodcast 265 – The Other

    Bumperpodcast 265 – The Other

    Rufus T. Rufus is back – with interesting motives. And, more importantly, Bumpercar talks about ‘The Other’ … What does it all mean?!?

    Do you know about ‘The Other’? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!


    About This Episode

    In episode 265 of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar is surprised when Rufus T. Rufus arrives at headquarters not to cause trouble, but to help organize their content schedule. Rufus claims he's turned over a new leaf and wants to act as a scheduler for all the shows at Bumpercar headquarters. Aloysious J. Pig drops by after climbing the Himalayas and eating cookies, expressing cautious optimism about Rufus's plan. Natty then shares an exciting dream about discovering a mysterious new realm called "The Other" – a psychedelic, slightly scary place accessed through a mossy hill that has expanded his Coffee Can Alley universe. He's become obsessed with returning to The Other and exploring this new dimension of his dream world.

    Memorable Quotes

    “If you're cool with his plan, I'm cool with his plan. But I don't trust him so much, you know, just because of prior experience and whatnot.”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “My video game Dream World got an expansion pack the other night. And it's called The Other. And I want to explore it more.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “Every night when I go back to sleep, all I'm thinking is just like, I want to go back to The Other. And it hasn't happened yet. Which is kind of frustrating.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #dreams #creativity #organization #worldbuilding #theother #coffeecanalley #businessplanning #trust

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

  • Bumperpodcast 264 – Ants Everywhere …

    Bumperpodcast 264 – Ants Everywhere …

    Ants have overrun Headquarters. We have tried everything and are ready to give up. What in the world is Bumpercar to do?!

    Do you have ants? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!


    About This Episode

    In Bumperpodcast episode #264, Natty Bumpercar faces an overwhelming ant invasion at headquarters. Despite trying eco-friendly vinegar solutions, yard treatments, and various sprays, the ants keep multiplying throughout every room of the house. When Natty finally remembers to open the ant traps properly (after leaving them closed for a year), massive swarms descend on the bait. Armed with diatomaceous earth, borax, and frustrated determination, Natty battles the tiny invaders while his son Oliver advocates for ant rights. This hilarious episode chronicles one puppet's desperate war against nature's tiniest home invaders.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I pay mortgage every month, I have to pay taxes, homeowners insurance, all the bills. These ants aren't paying nothing. I didn't invite them in!”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I found out that the ant traps we had put out a year ago didn't work because I didn't open them. I just put these traps out without opening them. I did nothing at all.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “My rough estimate: 10 trillion ants have come to this trap. What my kid would call a googleplex of ants.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #homeownership #pestcontrol #ants #parenting #frustration #homemaintenance

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

  • Bumperpodcast 263 – So many nerves …

    Bumperpodcast 263 – So many nerves …

    Bumpercar talks about getting nervous at the doctor and in meetings and in life. There is also a minor interruption from a kid who wants a ukulele …

    Do you get nervous? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!


    About This Episode

    In episode #263 of the Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar shares hilarious stories from his recent dermatologist visits. After a disastrous experience with an old doctor who barely looked at him, Natty finds a new dermatologist who thoroughly examines his sun spots and removes a skin tag. His nervous habit of constant chattering during medical procedures leads to amusing interactions with the medical staff. Natty also recounts accidentally leading a 51-person work meeting that was supposed to be run by his boss, finishing the hour-long agenda in just 17 minutes. The episode wraps with Natty's excitement about upcoming adventures including Six Flags, comedy shows in Ocean City, and a family vacation.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I'm not a dermatologist, you tell me if I have anything that concerns me!”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “Now that you guys have cut my tag off, how are the scientists gonna know my migrating habits?”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “It was scheduled for an hour, this call lasted 17 minutes.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #doctors #medicalvisits #dermatology #workmeetings #comedy #nervousness #socialanxiety #vacationplans

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

  • Bumperpodcast 262 – All on the table …

    Bumperpodcast 262 – All on the table …

    Bumpercar just chats about some things – and then – he locks in on something that really got under his skin – and lay’s everything out on the table …

    Do you get agitated? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!


    About This Episode

    In episode 262 of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar shares a relatable parenting story about his exhausting daily routine juggling work, gym time, and caring for his kids. After finally getting some much-needed rest, Natty recounts a frustrating incident where his son Emerson traded away expensive Lego sets at camp without understanding their value. Natty opens up about the challenges of managing expectations as a parent and trying not to overreact when kids make impulsive decisions. The episode offers honest insights into work-life balance, parenting struggles, and the comedy that comes from everyday family chaos. The episode ends with Natty teasing an upcoming ant infestation problem at headquarters.

    Memorable Quotes

    “If these Legos disappear, if these Legos break, I'm not doing anything about it. We're not going to replace these Legos.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “You traded them to someone wearing a blue shirt. What did you get in return? Oh, I don't know. He's going to bring something in tomorrow.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “Now we're in a post-Lego world. I mean, we still have a lot of Legos. Don't worry.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #parenting #work-lifebalance #kids #legos #familylife #expectations #dailyroutine

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

  • Bumperpodcast 261 – Yelling about Summer

    Bumperpodcast 261 – Yelling about Summer

    Special guest, Emerson is in the house – yelling a bit – talking about summer adventures. He’s my favorite guest named Emerson, ever. Seriously, ever.

    Do you like summer? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!


    About This Episode

    In this charming episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar sits down with a special guest—Emerson—for a delightful father-child conversation about summer activities. They discuss swimming adventures at the pool, including diving boards and cold water slides, making bread and stop-motion animations at camp, and plans for an upcoming beach trip complete with warnings about sand sharks. Emerson shares thoughts about camp life, including some challenges with older kids, while Natty tries to keep the energy level manageable. The episode features improvisational humor, playful banter, and the genuine dynamic between parent and child.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I mean, this episode is going to go straight in the garbage. Because there's too much yelling. I can't even deal with it.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I'm going to bite their fin.”

    — Emerson

    “You're the nicest Emerson I've ever met.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #summer #swimming #camp #family #specialguest #beach #children #breadmaking

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar