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Bumperpodcast #223 – Letterman …

Bumpercar laments shows that go away and how people are tied to different things in their world. It is a fitting – if slightly disjointed – goodbye to a piece of the past.

Will you miss Letterman?! Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

About This Episode

In this reflective episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar explores the nostalgia and emotional connections people form with television shows throughout their lives. Natty discusses how the shows we watch help shape who we become, referencing recent long-running TV shows coming to an end and how audiences react to these departures. He touches on the special connection that develops between hosts and viewers, comparing it to the relationship he shares with Bumperpodcast listeners. The episode features Natty's characteristic rambling style as he works through a conversation about someone's contradictory feelings toward a departing talk show, ultimately concluding with genuine appreciation for the shows that talk directly to audiences.

Memorable Quotes

“if you ever walked up to me on the street you could be like natty how is doodle poodle doing and i'd be like that dog is crazy”

— Natty Bumpercar

“we're on at the we're on the choo-choo straight to nowheresville population me”

— Natty Bumpercar

“what about pig and i'd be like he's my best friend let's not get this twisted”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #television #nostalgia #talkshows #childhoodmemories #podcasting #media #personalgrowth

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: do you guys watch tv do you watch television do you uh watch shows on the on the tube there because man i remember growing up i used to watch i used to watch a lot of tv and you know a lot of shows that i would watch and like i got nostalgia for them because you know like depending on when you watch the show in your life is that that's that's kind of what you you can kind of go back to that time in your head and you can be like man i remember that show and i remember exactly what was going on in my world at that time and and and i and i i remember like ah how that show made me feel and all the different characters and the situations you know and like at least partially how how maybe that molded you a little bit and it made you the person you are today because you know all the stuff in the world that stimulates you through your life whatever books music art uh shows movies uh anything that you you see or do even just being out in the world the people you talk to uh your routines the places you go all these things are you know they make up who you are and so you know a small aspect of that and for some people a huge aspect of that are our shows and they hold on to them and especially you know if you have some sort of show where you know it's on regularly and uh it's it's not like a a written show uh and it's an actual just a person talking to you then it becomes easier to kind of uh connect with that person and to be like i i know that person kind of like you guys and and me like i feel like we're pretty close we're pretty tight like we've been through some serious stuff bumper podcast cateers and you know so if if you ever walked up to me on the street you could be like maddie how is doodle poodle doing and i'd be like that dog is crazy and you'd be like what about robot and i'd be like robot and then you'd be like well what about pig and i'd be like he's my best friend let's not get this twisted let's not get this twisted like his little pig tail he's my best friend so you know it's it's his connect connectivity thing that happens just from hearing people's voices hearing how they talk the cadence of what they say uh you know being able to infer the meaning behind what they're saying and in between the lines and you know recently i think we've we've had a lot of tv uh shows that have been going on for a long time go and they're just going away and and and it's made people sad and i've been i've been reading a lot of articles and watching a lot of clip packages which are just like little snippets of the tv show and uh you know you start to think you're just like wow i remember that show i don't watch it as much as i used to that always seems to be something that people say they always feel like you know i used to love that show back in the day i don't watch as much as i used to but i still love it and it's still a good show and you're like okay i got you uh but uh i was i was talking to somebody and i said man you know that show that's leaving and they were like yeah i was like are you sad about it they were like no no it's like not even a they're like i don't care i was like okay it's like not even from like a cultural standpoint like being in the zeitgeist you don't care about it at all from a nostalgia standpoint oh well from a nostalgia standpoint of course i care about it a little bit well all right that's confusing so you do care but you don't care no i don't care okay all right now i see where we are we're nowhere we're nowheresville we're on at the we're on the choo-choo straight to nowheresville population me no i um you know i i i used to watch that show a lot and you know i don't watch as much as i used to um but i i i'm nostalgic for it and i you know you feel like it's just something that's a constant that's always there every single night it's a talk show and you're talking directly to me and now it's just gonna be gone replaced by something else and maybe that'll be fine but maybe it won't be and does it even matter because i'm at a different point in my life and so you know i don't care as much about such things but i do care because you were talking to me and i was listening and i was watching and you were zany and fun and wacky and you know what i'm gonna miss you

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May 21, 2015
Bumperpodcast #220 – Mystery solved – and meatballin’!

The mystery is solved – and we find that some mysteries are best left alone. Fireplug is in the house – along with Pig, Robot, and Doodle Poodle. To infinity!

Do you ever go meatballing?! Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Comedian, Natty Bumpercar does some junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.

About This Episode

In episode 220 of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar discovers a mysteriously lost episode tape while moving boxes. For once, the show actually resolves a storyline quickly instead of letting it drag on for months. When the crew gathers to listen to the recovered tape, they're horrified by what they hear – a terrible soundscape experiment that gives Aloysious J. Pig a furball despite being a pig. Robot denies responsibility, claiming his content is too cool for such a disaster. After much chaos and finger-pointing among the characters, Doodle Poodle finally confesses to creating the awful lost episode.

Memorable Quotes

“That was the worst thing I ever heard in my life. Do we record that? Is that an actual episode?”

— Aloysious J. Pig

“All my stuff is pretty good. Like, it's pretty on point. Like, the kids all like to listen to it when robot speaks because robot is so cool.”

— Robot

“Usually things drag on for months at a time and then are just dropped and forgotten.”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #mystery #lostmedia #experimentalaudio #teamwork #confession #podcastproduction

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Doodle Poodle, Robot, Aloysious J. Pig

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: hey everybody it's me not a bumper car hey how's it going what's going on fireplug i was moving some boxes around and i found this thing here and i wanted to give it to you it looked like it was something important that's the tape of the mysteriously lost episode yeah that's the greatest thing ever you found it right that's so i have no idea what you're talking about well we had lost an episode last week we were talking about it and from what you just handed me something amazing has just happened we might have actually wrapped up a uh a storyline that we just started last week which is not something that we do here at the bumper podcast usually things drag on for months at a time and then are just dropped and forgotten yeah like to the point where you're just like i don't even care if they bring up a new storyline because they're just gonna forget about it because the show they get distracted easily okay i understand you don't care you don't you don't care okay it's not my job my job is to pick things up okay all right what just happened there i'm not very good at my job come on i pick things up all right and i put things down good like that all right okay so okay you got i got i know what you're doing i put them down down good job okay well that's great okay you're gonna go you should have a good day you have a good day too thank you so much for finding me okay see you later uh okay okay you're still here okay okay okay okay

Doodle Poodle: okay okay okay okay okay okay okay okay

Natty Bumpercar: okay I should have hit him up. We could have gone meatballing. Meatballing. You know, down at the spot where we get the meatballs. Anyway, that's besides the point. What I'm excited about is you found the mystery episode, and we're all here. So maybe you think we can listen to it all? Yes, I think that's the best idea ever. Okay, I'm going to get it. That was a weird sign-off you did. That would all be all right with me. Yeah, I just had to get it all loaded up and set into the machine here, and then we can listen to it, and we can see what the mystery episode was that we lost, and we can figure out exactly what we were missing out on. So, all right, I'm just going to hold on a second while I just got to put it in there. Okay, and I got to put this over here, load up this thing. All right, all right, and play.

Doodle Poodle: Oh, oh, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off.

Natty Bumpercar: My pig ears can't take whatever the heck that was. Oh, that was the worst thing I ever heard in my life. Do we record that? Is that an actual episode? Oh, that's what we were doing that day? I don't remember doing, like, soundscape experiments or nothing like that. Oh, oh, that actually gave me a furball. And I'm a pig. Pigs ain't. I've got furballs. Who authorized that? Oh. I have no idea. Better lost than never listened to, I would say. What are we going to put that on? That made me sneeze. What was that? Robot, is that something you were doing? Because, oh, that hurt my nose. You gave pig a furball? I don't understand what. Is that why it was never posted? Because it was just that horrible?

Robot: It wasn't me doing anything. It wasn't me. I had nothing to do with it. I, you know, all my stuff is pretty good. Like, it's pretty on point. Like, the kids all like to listen to it when robot speaks because robot is so cool. So cool. So cool. What's he doing? I make dogs drool. Jimmy, that's not even true. Little bigot.

Doodle Poodle: I make dogs drool. You deserve it. You deserve it. You deserve it. You deserve it. You deserve it. You deserve it. You deserve it. It's just not true. You should have made a bigger dog. You just, I should have made a bigger robot. And you, you made a bad episode. Later, man. It was probably you who made it. You broke it. The whole Bumper Podcast and everybody knows it.

Natty Bumpercar: Doodle Poodle, you did it. Didn't you?

Doodle Poodle: Yeah.

Aloysious J. Pig: Poodle Poodle, you, did it. Didn't you? Yeah. Poodle. Poodle. You did it. Didn't you? Yeah. Poodle. Poodle. You did it. Didn't you? Yeah. Poodle. He did it. Poodle.

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April 30, 2015
Bumperpodcast #219 – Mystery of the lost episode.

We lost an episode of the Bumperpodcast – and everyone is in a real tizzy! What do we do? We rip everything apart – and – and – and – you’ll have to listen to find out!

You are swell? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Comedian, Natty Bumpercar talks about some junk with Robot and Pig, and some other junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.

About This Episode

In this chaotic episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar and his puppet friends face a crisis when episode 214 mysteriously goes missing. As Natty frantically searches through boxes and bags at headquarters, Doodle Poodle and Aloysious J. Pig try to help solve the problem. Pig suggests re-recording the lost episode, but Natty worries about disrupting the show's continuity. Amidst the chaos, Natty shares exciting news about reaching the finals of a comedy competition in New York City. The episode captures the improvisational humor and behind-the-scenes mayhem that makes Bumperpodcast unique.

Memorable Quotes

“I'm like a specialist, I'm like a sniper, I get in there, binga-baga-boonga, and then I lose.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“Maybe make it like an extra special episode. This week on the bumper podcast, robot gets a life!”

— Aloysious J. Pig

“You didn't help the situation, you brought me an old stale donut.”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #missingepisode #comedycompetition #behindthescenes #continuity #newyorkcity #improvisation #chaos

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: I don't know, but if you look over there, I think you're on the shelf, behind the box, move that, move that, okay, the brown one, okay, just keep looking over there, what, no, you, you guys, okay, just, there's some, just get rid of all that garbage, and move, it might be in the bag, so I want you to go through all those bags over there, okay, I'm just, I'm just gonna look over here to see if I can find, and I can't see it, I can't, I'm not finding anything, oh, jeez, sorry, hey, everybody, it's, it's me, Nanny Bumper Gar, sorry, I didn't realize that we were recording this, Doodle Poodle is over there looking through, hey, yes, hi, Doodle, he's looking through a bag of pigs somewhere, over there, looking through some boxes and stuff, I don't know where Robot is, but I was kind of hoping that he would help, guys, we lost an episode, I don't know where the episode went, I don't know what happened, I, I'm at a loss, and, um, ah, it's not supposed to happen, it's all supposed to be sequential, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, et cetera, but episode, I think it's two, one, four, it's nowhere to be found, it's, and we're really, I mean, I am, ripping headquarters apart, I'm moving stuff, it should be here, and it's not, so I don't know what to do, because now, the entire continuity of the storyline that we've been meticulously putting together is, is at risk, because I don't know what we're missing, and what was supposed to be here, and what's not here, and so, I, you know, like, I don't want to rehash things that I've already, that were in episode 213, that'd be, who wants to hear things twice, this is five minutes of your week, that I'm honored for you to, to, to give to me, and, and now, I'm asking you to, what, listen to something twice, you don't have time for that, as the internet says, you do not have time for that, what, really, bring it over, bring it over, oh, it could be in here, no, no, it's not, it's not in here, come on, thank you, though,

Aloysious J. Pig: that's no problem, listen, I, I think I got an idea that we maybe should do, is we just, I don't know, re-record it, I can't re-record it, come on, don't shoot the pig messenger, I'm not, I was just thinking, terrible idea, we've been spending all this time, looking around everything, every place, yeah, maybe it'd be a better idea, if we just, I, no, listen to episode 213, episode 215, see where we are, okay, and just re-record it, that's a terrible idea, because it's not gonna make sense, I don't know, or maybe make it like an extra special episode, uh-huh, you know, it's like, this week, on the bumper podcast, robot gets a life, come on, that's not nice, he's not even here, I know, but he's not even here,

Natty Bumpercar: I know, but he's a robot, he needs battery, oh, dude, what you got, no, I'm sorry, what, dude, come on, that's, it's a, it's a donut you brought me, would you stop crying, you didn't do nothing at all, you didn't help the situation, you brought me an old stale donut, I'll take that, yeah, of course,

Aloysious J. Pig: thank you, I mean, I've been working up a lot, I'm hungry,

Natty Bumpercar: I know, I know, I really, and I appreciate, yeah, it's a terrible day, but I appreciate everything you're doing to help me, guys, um, I don't, I, I'm starting to hedge towards what you're saying, and I don't, I don't feel like we're gonna find it, no, and it stinks, because the episode is almost over, and I had so many things I wanted to tell you about, guys, I was in the finals of a comedy competition, uh, at a festival in New York, City, and which is a kind of a nice big deal for me, right, this is my, I think, third or fourth competition, and if you want a man to make it to the finals or the semi-finals of a competition, and then lose, that's you, that's you, I'm your man right here, it's what I do, I'm like a specialist, I'm like a sniper, I get in there, binga-baga-boonga, and then I lose, it's, uh, it's good, no, it's good to know just how good you are, good, you're good enough to make it, here, you're not good enough to go there, no, that gives me something to aim for, you know what else I got something to aim for, what do you got to do, I got to aim to find episode 214.

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April 24, 2015
Bumperpodcast #218 – A Pig and a baby.

Today is Pig’s turn to shine. It’s a one-on-one interview with the smallest of all of the Bumpercars – and – it goes really well … If you consider toddler on pig violence to be a good thing.

Would you let Pig interview you? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Comedian, Natty Bumpercar talks about some junk with Robot and Pig, and some other junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.

About This Episode

In this chaotic and hilarious episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar attempts to conduct an interview with a very energetic and uncooperative young guest who identifies as a pig. The episode quickly devolves into comedic chaos as Natty struggles to get coherent answers while being repeatedly hit, bitten, and interrupted. Topics somehow include milk from washing machines, dirty bears taking baths, doctor visits with lollipops, and a $17,000 miniaturized lollipop battery joke. Despite Natty's best efforts to maintain a conversation, the unpredictable guest turns the interview into what Natty calls "the weirdest pop-up podcast ever." This improvised episode showcases the show's signature spontaneous humor and willingness to embrace complete pandemonium.

Memorable Quotes

“You're the little monster man. Doin' what a monster can. Cause you're a little monster.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“Everybody, this has been the weirdest pop-up podcast ever. One-sided interview. Hooray.”

— Natty Bumpercar

“I'm a pig I'm a talking pig what can I say”

— Guest

Topics: #interviews #chaos #children #improvisation #bears #doctors #lollipops #milk

Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

Full Transcript

Natty Bumpercar: hey what's going on everybody I got my friend here and talk what's your name hi I'm pig and this is what's your name you're not talking you're just gonna beat me up stop hurting me why I don't touch that hey he tell everybody what your name is who are you no rah is that your name that's a weird name I'm a pig I'm a talking pig what can I say what are you don't eat me I'll eat you all right you're not gonna talk you frog okay this isn't going quite the way I thought it was you talking a lot yeah what's that thing over there yeah what is it tell me how you're feeling today what are you doing don't touch that where's your nose that's good for radio that's my nose huh you want to talk to the people why don't you say hi to everybody please hi everybody no hit don't hit you want to say anything to the people I gotta stop doing that too oh no that's that's abuse of the microphone the equipment manager's not gonna live you you're the worst any of you okay can you tell me what you do what'd you do yesterday it's not a wave would you join anything no no what's your favorite thing to drink you like to drink pop while you're playing maybe somebody has to challenge you What's in the baba? I know what's in my baba. Milk. What? No. Milk. Milk. You like milk? Where did milk come from? Milk. Milk. Oh, that's the washing machine.

Unknown: Does milk come from the washing machine?

Natty Bumpercar: Tickle, tickle. Are you tickling me? I'm very tickly. Ow, ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow. Oliver. Ow, no, don't bite. That was a bite. No, no, no. No. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. Stop biting me. Don't bite. Don't bite. Don't bite. Stop biting me. All right, I'm going to go away. You're going to be here by yourself, okay? Can you handle it? Are you going to talk to the people by yourself? Yes. Yes. Okay, tell them a story. Tell them a nice story about a bear. Big. Huh? Rough. Uh-huh. Rough. And then what happened? I don't know. Did the bear go to sleep? What do you say to the bear when he goes to sleep? Buff. Night-night bear.

Unknown: Buff.

Natty Bumpercar: Buff. Bath. Bath? Wait, the bear's going to take a bath? Yes. Is he dirty? Yes. Dirty bear. You is a one dirty bear. That's a nasty cough you got. Are you okay? Yes. Did you go to the doctor? Did you get some medicine yesterday? Yes. Did you go to the doctor? Yes. What did they give you at the doctor? A, a tissue. A tissue? No. No. Tee-wee. Tee-wee. Tee-wee. Tee-wee. Did you get a lolly, a lady pop? Yes. That's my nose. I pop. You got a lady pop?

Unknown: I pop.

Natty Bumpercar: I, I pop. An I pop? Is that the apple pop that's coming out? Oh, for me. It's got the most miniaturized lolly pop battery ever. Yeah. Ow, ow, ow. Why do you still hit me? And it costs, I'm making a joke here. $17,000. Okay, I was being topical. What are you doing? Don't do that. Don't ever do that. Oh, my gosh.

Unknown: Wah.

Natty Bumpercar: What do you, wah?

Unknown: Wah.

Natty Bumpercar: Hey, uh, what's, what's that on your knee? What's on your knee? What's on your knee?

Unknown: Wah.

Natty Bumpercar: What are you doing? Yo. We were just talking. We were just having a conversation. We cracked the mic and all of a sudden, you're this little monster man. Monster man. You're the little monster man. Doin' what a monster can. Cause you're a little monster. Oh, bite me. Ah, okay, I'm leaving. I'm done. Everybody, this has been the weirdest pop-up podcast ever. One-sided interview. Hooray.

Unknown: No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

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April 15, 2015
Bumperpodcast #217 – The Poodle Podcast Kerfuffle!

Doodle Poodle and Voice Man are in studio to record an episode of the ‘Poodle Podcast’ … Too bad they didn’t schedule the time. There is a kerfuffle!

Do you kerfuffle? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

Comedian, Natty Bumpercar talks about some junk with Robot and Pig, and some other junk in today’s edition of the Bumperpodcast.

About This Episode

In this chaotic episode of Bumperpodcast, Doodle Poodle attempts to record his own "Poodle Podcast" in the studio, only to be interrupted by an annoyed Natty Bumpercar who has the room reserved. The situation escalates into a kerfuffle when Doodle Poodle starts making strange noises and voices, prompting Aloysious J. Pig to investigate the commotion. Producer and the gang try to figure out what's wrong with Doodle Poodle's bizarre behavior, leading to a hilarious misunderstanding about studio scheduling and podcast etiquette. Despite the confusion and fur flying, the episode ends with everyone appreciating Doodle Poodle's dedication to his doodles, even if his podcast takeover didn't go as planned.

Memorable Quotes

“This is the Bumper Podcast, not the Poodle Podcast, and I don't even know how you guys got into the room, it's supposed to be locked!”

— Natty Bumpercar

“This is not the kerfuffle that I thought that I was getting into. This kerfuffle is not pleasant. It's an unpleasant kerfuffle.”

— Aloysious J. Pig

“Everything you do comes down to doodles, and that's why you're doodle poodle, and that's why everybody loves you.”

— Natty Bumpercar

Topics: #podcasting #misunderstandings #doodles #studioconflicts #friendship #comedy #improvisation

Featuring: Producer, Doodle Poodle, Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig

Full Transcript

Producer: Hello boys and girls, let's see what Doodle Poodle is doing right now!

Doodle Poodle: Hey everybody, it's me, Doodle Poodle, and this is the Poodle Podcast, and this is where we're going to have the best time ever in the whole wide world, and we're going to do some drawings, and we're going to make some fun doodles today! Hey! What's- Hi, Bubsy!

Natty Bumpercar: What are you doing?

Doodle Poodle: How are you doing?

Natty Bumpercar: I'm doing-

Doodle Poodle: Hello?

Natty Bumpercar: I'm doing great, but you're not supposed to be in here. What are you doing? What is a poodle- What do you even call it? You're doing a poodle? A poodle podcast? Hi, voice man. Hello, Bumpsy! Don't call me Bumpsy, it's Bumper Car, or Natty Bumper Car, or whatever, but this is the Bumper Podcast, not the Poodle Podcast, and I don't even know how you guys got into the room, it's supposed to be locked, and why you're recording, and what is happening right now? We have a schedule on the wall that you can reserve time, and now is the time for the Bumper Podcast, so I'm kind of upset and confused.

Doodle Poodle: I just don't understand what the- The problem is, it's not such a big kerfuffle.

Natty Bumpercar: It's a big kerfuffle.

Doodle Poodle: I mean, we came here to record the Poodle Podcast.

Natty Bumpercar: Poodle Podcast. All right.

Doodle Poodle: And no one was here, and so we set our stuff up, and we started to record everything, and it was going to be super fun, and everything was going to be super fun, and stuff like that. What are you doing? I like that. Like that. Uh-huh.

Natty Bumpercar: Like that. Okay. Well, I mean, that's a good explanation, I suppose, and really, I'm kind of off-put by the noise you were just making. I was really angry, but now I'm kind of- You pulled me back in, because that was a really ridiculous noise, and I don't know what you were doing, to be quite frank. Who's Frank? To be quite honest. Ah!

Aloysious J. Pig: Hey, everybody. It's me, Pig. I heard you guys were having a kerfuffle in here. Yeah. And we ain't had a good kerfuffle in here in a long time, so I figured I'd come in and see how everybody was doing. Oh, perfect. It was pretty good. I like what you got going on. There's a lot of fur flying. Uh-huh. There's some weird drawings over there. There's a doodle.

Doodle Poodle: Oh, God. I mean, there's a doodle, yeah. Doodles, of course.

Aloysious J. Pig: He says to me, well, what are we up to? What are we doing? What's the rumpus?

Doodle Poodle: Anyway, huh? It's Pig. Hi. This is- Oh, no.

Natty Bumpercar: He's doing it again.

Doodle Poodle: Doodle.

Aloysious J. Pig: Doodle. What in the- What in the hook, Nanny? Is he okay? I don't know. Somebody get him a- Is it like- Get him a cold cloth. Get him- Somebody get him a compress. Somebody get him an ice pack. Somebody get him, I don't know, like a marshmallow peep. A peep? Whatever you give to a dog when he's talking like that. He's crazy. I don't understand nothing what he's saying at all.

Natty Bumpercar: I don't know what he's saying either. It's a new weird voice thing that he's doing today, and I mean, it's kind of cute.

Aloysious J. Pig: Yeah, I guess it's kind of cute.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Yeah. It is kind of cute, but Voiceman, have you- Have you ever heard him talk like that? No, I have not. It's weird. It's very strange. I just don't understand what's happening.

Producer: I don't either. Normally, he comes in, and he makes a few doodles, and everyone is happy, and it's mail time, and everything like that happens, and it makes sense. Today makes no sense at all.

Aloysious J. Pig: Jesus, this guy got to yell everything you say.

Natty Bumpercar: Yes, he yells. We're kidding.

Aloysious J. Pig: Let's have a normal conversation. We got the dog over there hyperventilating. He's very upset. We got this voice set up, dude, like yelling and everything. This is not the kerfuffle that I thought that I was getting into. All right, pig. This kerfuffle is- What?

Natty Bumpercar: What is it?

Aloysious J. Pig: Not pleasant. It's an unpleasant kerfuffle. Oh, no.

Natty Bumpercar: Normally, I mean, not to put too fine a point on it, but I think that kerfuffles, by nature, not by law, but by nature, tend to be a little uncomfortable. That's not a problem. Yeah.

Doodle Poodle: Yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: So-

Doodle Poodle: I just want to go home, and I was kind of sad, because I just wanted to make a show, and I wanted everybody to like it, and everybody got a kerfuffle, and no one's very happy, and I'm just so tired, and I think I'm just sleeping, and I just want to go-

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, poodle, come on.

Doodle Poodle: Back to my doghouse. Go home. I don't know.

Natty Bumpercar: You seem so upset.

Doodle Poodle: Maybe I'll make some-

Natty Bumpercar: Toodles!

Doodle Poodle: Oh, Jesus Christ. What a destroyer.

Natty Bumpercar: Everything you do comes down to doodles, and that's why you're doodle poodle, and that's why everybody loves you. Hey!

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April 9, 2015