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Natty Bumpercar: are you looking for premium content of course you are we'll look no further than sockcoprocks.com that's right sockcoprocks.com go and have fun with all of his antics all of his shenanigans what's the animal of the day i don't know but you'll find out if you go also find them on periscope and on the twitters at jason burglar and don't forget to mention that you heard it first here on the bumper podcast welcome to the bumper podcast ladies and gentlemen my name is natty bumper car this is the 300th episode of my show the bumper podcast i am blown away at how excited i am i am freaking out at how excited i am i can't even believe that there are 300 of these at this point i can't believe that on the 300th episode we have a new logo i cannot believe that we started off with a commercial for my friend sock cop oh hello sock cop i see you over there doing your thing catching your speeders there's going to be an interview in this episode we have reviews of things in this episode i'm not going to give anything away i'm not going to give away any spoilers i clearly am very energetic i just woke up from a nap which makes me pretty happy um i'm overall i'm pretty happy i'm pretty happy i'm pretty happy i'm pretty happy i'm pretty happy overall i'm blown away it's been many weeks since the last uh episode of the bumper podcast and it's because i've been trying to figure out stuff i've been trying to you know toy with the music obviously there's some new music happening at this point honestly not a fan of it now that i'm listening to it i kind of miss the old music that's fine things can go back a little bit the way they were before you know what we take a few steps forward i don't care if we take a couple of steps back that's fine you would think This is the 300th episode that there would be loads of characters. Maybe Pig would show up. Maybe Producer would show up. Maybe Robot would show up. Maybe Rufus T. Rufus would show up. But guess what, people? Ain't nobody showing up here today. They all went to the beach. Everybody went to the beach without me, which is another reason why I'm sitting here recording this by myself. I'm fine with it. I'm actually excited by it because it means that I get to drive the ship that I initially made. Sounds like we've now gotten rid of the music completely. Okay, that's an… What is this? It's like on a weird random where they're just grabbing weird loops. Is there anybody in the booth right now? Like, who is running the music? It's just, I guess it's just doing it itself because it is dark in there. There is nothing happening in there. This is abominable, though. For a 300th episode, I was hoping for confetti. I was hoping… Honestly, if I'm to be honest, I like to be honest, and when I'm honest, I like to be honest. I was hoping for some sort of cake. Maybe, like, everybody was going to come in, surprise me, like, oh, hey, we got you a cake, and look, here's a bag of goodies. But that didn't happen. 300 episodes, and I feel like you probably know at this point, I certainly know at this point, that my team doesn't respect me. They don't, you know, care what I want. They don't care what I think, and that's fine. I completely understand that. That's… I was talking to my son the other day, and he got this weird, concerned look in his eye, and he just, he started shaking his head, and he's like, sometimes there's just too much, right? And I was like, you're seven. Don't you say sometimes there's just too much. Like, I know sometimes there's just too much, but I don't need my seven-year-old to start, you know, backing me up on that. A teacher at my kid's daycare the other day just said, you're going to break, right? And I was just like, ah, yeah, I might break. You know, like, sometimes I feel like I'm going to break. I'm not going to break. I feel like I'm feeling pretty good. I did just, again, wake up from a nap, because I was excited about the 300th episode. I feel like I used all my energy right at the beginning of the show, and now I'm kind of at a point where I'm a little bit low energy. I think what I might do, if you're okay with this, is I might kick it over to my friend and yours, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Aloysius J. Pig wrangled up. A good friend of mine, a comedian that you have heard on the show before. I talk about him often. Big fan of him. He recently went through some changes. That's all I'm going to say. I don't know if they talk about it in the interview. I haven't listened to it. What I do is I take the audio that I'm given, and then I plug it into the show, and then I look to see what people say about it. I can't be bothered to listen to it, because Pig, he says mean things about me sometimes, but he's a good friend of mine. He's going to say great things about his guest. I'm not going to spoil it, but I will let them get into it. Ladies and gentlemen, here is Aloysius J. Pig interviewing Mr. Adam Lucidi. I just gave it away. God, I'm so terrible at this. Man.

Producer: Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know where he is. He's supposed to be interviewing somebody. It's me, producer, and I am sitting here just waiting. I think the guest is actually… I don't know the line, but I don't know, because I don't know how to work the machine. Piggy… Hey, get away from the… Okay. No, I said get away from the… Okay. Well, I'm sorry. I just was trying to be nice to the guest.

Natty Bumpercar: Who is the… We have a guest? I thought we stopped doing that on the show. It was too much work. I don't actually like talking, but who's… Give me the sheet. Give me the sheet of paper.

Unknown: Who is it?

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, seriously? All right, fine. Hey, ladies and gentlemen, you know what? We… We probably had to stew it on a few times. I hope you ain't getting sick of him. I certainly ain't, because he's a hoot. He's a holler. Everybody loves him. Please give a warm… I know… What? They can't give a warm welcome? But, like, in the cars, wherever they listen to this. Nobody listens? Okay, perfect. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, this is going to be big for his career. I can tell already. Give it up for the one, the only… Andrew Insidi! Is that what he said? No, it's not what it says. What does it say? Uh… Adam! Adam! Adam, my pal! We're going to cut all this, right? Perfect. Go ahead and start talking. Hey, Adam, how you doing?

Unknown: I'm good, Pic. That was… Uh… I don't know if I should be, uh, upset or offended or happy or… No, no. Because I heard… I heard you say, you know, seriously? Like, you know, you didn't want me as a guest. You want me as a guest?

Natty Bumpercar: I… Wait. You were supposed to be on mute. You're in the green room, and that's supposed to be a soundproof booth, so what are you talking about?

Unknown: I don't… You need to… Yeah, you need to re-soundproof it.

Natty Bumpercar: What part did… Did you… So you heard where I was all, like, excited that you was going to be on a show?

Unknown: I heard you were excited, but then I also heard that you were, like, irritated. Yeah, okay. So I… I heard the two…

Natty Bumpercar: Two feelings. That was a little bit of a… It was a test, because I was… I never got… I never got excited. I was… Oh. I know. And so you… You know, you passed… You passed the flying colors. You're a nice guy. Clearly too nice for this room, so it was great having you. And… What? We can't get rid of him? Okay. Well, then, you know what? We're going to keep talking to you. Tell me about yourself. What's your favorite food? What's your favorite color? Anyway, so what… How about the weather? I don't… I don't know what to talk about. No, seriously.

Unknown: Tell me about yourself. Well, I mean, you know, I'm not Andrew Moomsidi, or, you know, that's… That's one thing about me. Is this the most aggressive I've ever…

Natty Bumpercar: The most aggressive I've ever been with you?

Unknown: I don't know. I think it is. Yeah. You… I feel like you… You've gone Hollywood or something on me. You're…

Natty Bumpercar: You're too big for me now. Well, I just put the kids to bed, and they really get me into a stressful mood. I probably shouldn't interview people right after that, because I… They… I'm like, Bumper Cop, please don't make me put the babies to bed. And he's like, you know, do it. And I'm like, ugh. And then, you know, so I got a lot of… I'm wearing a lot of hats. I'm spinning a lot of plates. So your name's not Andrew. We know that already. You're the dude… You're the dude who eats food? Is that… Is that… What's your gig? I… I eat foods. I drink… I drink drinks. Oh. You're really multitasking there at the same time?

Unknown: Yeah. Yeah. I breathe air. Oh. I see things. I hear things. Do you do stuff? I do so much stuff.

Natty Bumpercar: Tell me one thing that you do, and that nobody knows about you. This is a little secret. It's just between you and me. Nobody's listening, probably.

Unknown: No. Okay. I still play Pokemon Go. No. That… They shut that down a while ago, like months and months ago.

Natty Bumpercar: No. It's still a thing. It still happens. I don't know. Hold on.

Unknown: Hey, producer. Can you get the CEO of Niantic on the line?

Natty Bumpercar: I want to see. You can't? Okay. This is actually our own line. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Unknown: Okay.

Natty Bumpercar: Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Unknown: I mean, this was our only line, so we can't. Well, now I feel like you still dabble in Pokemon Go, because you remember the name of the business. I don't even know the name of the… I didn't know the name of the company.

Natty Bumpercar: I was at a trade fair, and I got a temporary tattoo of Niantic, and I'm a pig, so I didn't shower that much, so it's still on there a little bit.

Unknown: All right. Okay.

Natty Bumpercar: No, I'm just kidding. I mean, I dabble. You know, I dabble. Actually, tonight I found out. Do you know when Pokemon first started?

Unknown: Wasn't it in, like, 97?

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, it was 96. That's very impressive. Okay. Now we're doing Pokemon trivia. Do you know who the first Pokemon was?

Unknown: First? Well, in the Pokedex or, like, in the universe?

Natty Bumpercar: I'm not talking Bulbasaur here, okay? I'm talking, it's a dude you're not going to know. You might know him. I mean, you might know his name.

Unknown: Wasn't the first one Mew?

Natty Bumpercar: I'm helping you out.

Unknown: I didn't know if you were going to say Ro-Ro-Ro-Wrong or Ro-Ro-Ro-Right.

Natty Bumpercar: No, this is how I get things out of my kids. Ro-Ro-Ro-Ro-Right-Right-Right-Right-Right-Right-On. It's Right-On.

Unknown: He was the first. The first ever?

Natty Bumpercar: That's what the internet told me tonight. The babies, they was like, we can't go to bed until you tell us who the first Pokemon was. And I was just like, oh, fine. And then they were like, ask Siri. Because they know how Siri works. And I was just like, dear Siri. Because that's how I address her.

Unknown: So you're talking, are you talking, like, first one, like, created? Or, like, first one in existence? Like, what, I don't know. I don't know where you're going with Right-On. I don't think that that's accurate.

Natty Bumpercar: Bro, I said to the dude, Ed, I was just like, tell me who the first Pokemon was. And it told me.

Unknown: And it said Right-On. Yes. Not Rhyhorn. Rhyhorn comes before Right-On.

Natty Bumpercar: It's not the number in the deck, bro. It's, it's, it's like, so, okay. Question. Question. Who is the first Pokemon? Quote. Anti-quote. In real life. If it's an anti-quote, then it's not real. Now you, now you're being aggressive.

Unknown: I'm saying, I'm, I, you're saying, you know, anti-quote, that obviously means it's not real. I, I, I. Anti-quote means no.

Natty Bumpercar: I, I, I feel like we didn't really get into your wheelhouse until we started talking about Pokemon. Because I feel like you think you know some things. When, in fact, you don't know. And I quote, my friend. In real life, the first Pokemon is not what appears in the Pokedex first, which we all know is Bulbasaur. Uh, or what legendary Pokemon is said to have created everything. I ain't sure who that is, if I'm to be honest. In fact, the first Pokemon ever designed in real life. It says real life here. The first monster. Did you know they was monsters? Yeah, pocket monsters.

Unknown: Pokemon.

Natty Bumpercar: That's where the name came from? Yeah. Oh, now see, I feel like I'm learning something, too.

Unknown: There you go.

Natty Bumpercar: I was just trying to make you feel better. I knew that. Uh, in fact, the first Pokemon ever designed in real life. The first monster written into the code of the original games. Dash. Is surprising. What's this word? Surprisingly ordinary. Period. It's Rhydon. And I close quote.

Unknown: Huh.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. That's what, that's what, that's what it says here.

Unknown: And is it? I guess there's a circle right underneath it that says the first Pokemon ever created isn't what you think.

Natty Bumpercar: Uh-huh. See? Wait, what are you doing? You're Googling? Are you doing this now, too?

Unknown: I'm Googling now. Because you got me concerned and interested.

Natty Bumpercar: Well, you don't believe me, is what it comes down, is what it boils down to.

Unknown: I couldn't believe you.

Natty Bumpercar: I know things. I have facts. I walk around the street and people are very impressed with me. They're like, that pig knows things.

Unknown: That pig is going places. That pig knows that Rhydon is the first Pokemon.

Natty Bumpercar: You know what? I bet by the time my head hits my hay pillow tonight, I'd probably forget it, if I'm to be honest.

Unknown: I don't know. You're going to be all comfy in bed. And then all of a sudden, it's going to hit you. You're going to go, I can't Rhydon.

Natty Bumpercar: I see. I'm going to look up. I want to see if I have a Rhydon in my Pokedex. Now we're literally just talking. Hey, what's up, Niantic? I like your little logo. It's right here on my ankle. Niantic. Oh, who is this? Oh, man. I don't know. I don't know what's happening. There's loading going on.

Unknown: Oh, yeah. There's been a lot of updates.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, I ain't launched in a long time. So, speaking of updates, why don't you give the crowd some updates about yourself? What's going on in your world? I heard you was getting rid of an air conditioner. I bet you regret that tonight, huh?

Unknown: Well, I'm holding on to it until the last day that I have to be here.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, it's smart. That's smart.

Unknown: Yeah, that's part of the deal. You know, the person can get it for free, but I get to hold on to it until the very last possible second.

Natty Bumpercar: I like that idea. All right. Now, how do I play it? It's we've loaded. I'm pushing the ball. I'm pushing the Pokedex. I don't know how to find it, though.

Unknown: I think he's like 100. No, maybe not. I don't know.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, I think he's in 120s.

Unknown: No. Yeah, because they did the update with, like, now there's the Generation 2 Pokemon.

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, no. There's a whole big bunch of them.

Unknown: Yeah. I can't.

Natty Bumpercar: I can't. You know what?

Unknown: There's ones where it says that, you know, Pikachu is an evolved form. So, yeah, I don't know. I only acknowledge one through 151.

Natty Bumpercar: I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Did you know Bumpka in grade school, when he was in grade school, one of the projects he did is called 60 Second Pokemon. And what just happened? Was that your glass case that you're trying to sell? Ladies and gentlemen, if anyone wants to buy a glass display case, go to Edom's house.

Unknown: I dropped my Pokedex.

Natty Bumpercar: Your phone?

Unknown: No, I have a real Pokedex. Huh? What the? Huh? They had that. They had that. It was a real Pokedex, and it had, like, a little screen on it. And it would, you know, you could look up all the different Pokemon. It would tell you about them and stuff like that. And it was shaped like the actual Pokedex.

Natty Bumpercar: Really? Mm-hmm. Is your last name Ketchum? I wish. Andrew Ketchum. I think. What? What happened? Andrew Ketchum. Andrew Ketchum. That's my name.

Unknown: I'm going to say your next comic, Andrew Ketchum.

Natty Bumpercar: I switched it to Ketchup already. I already made it even funnier.

Unknown: Oh, you switched it?

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, you might have seen your next comic on Amazon Prime. Give it up for Andrew Ketchum. There he is. There he is. What did you eat for dinner tonight? I'm so hungry.

Unknown: What did I eat? I had, like, a beef wellington kind of gimmick. It was some white rice with some beef tips.

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, oh, well, hello, fancy man, huh? I had no idea. Somebody gets a girl, and all of a sudden, he's eating beef wellington. And he'll have a spot of Earl Grey as well, I suppose.

Unknown: It's a quick little… You just, you know, put some rice in a pot, and then there's this thing you can get at Walmart or Acme, and it's the Hormel beef tips. You just pop it in the microwave for three minutes, mix the beef tips with the rice, boom, you got a nice little quick meal.

Natty Bumpercar: Sounds like you got a very healthy meal. There's a lot of greens to it. There's a lot of… Sounds like a lot of vitamins and minerals. No, no, there's none. You're literally, you're just, you're not. You're not even trying.

Unknown: It's colorblind. And so the, I mean, the beef tips could be green. I don't know.

Natty Bumpercar: I assumed the white, the rice was white rice, bleached.

Unknown: As far as I know, I'm colorblind. I don't know.

Natty Bumpercar: You're colorblind?

Unknown: No.

Natty Bumpercar: Oh, you have, you trick, you pull my leg. You pull my leg, my hoof right off from under me.

Unknown: Yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: I think I'm going to, I'm going to stop being people's personal trainer, so personal chef and whatnot. So maybe I'm going to, you want to hire me? I can, I can tell you how to eat food that you're not going to like to eat.

Unknown: I mean, what kind of, what kind of dishes do you make? Have you heard of Brussels sprouts?

Natty Bumpercar: Raw. Raw Brussels sprouts.

Unknown: I don't know. Well, I don't know. Raw. I tried to put them in the oven once. They shrink. I didn't realize that they.

Natty Bumpercar: Oh. Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah, they're good. If you do, if you take Brussels sprouts, you put them in the oven, you quarter them, bing, bing, bing, cut the bottom off, you know, a little bit, and then quarter them, boom, boom, bing. And then you put them in the oven with maybe a little bit of garlic or whatever, some olive oil. Come on. What are you doing? Oh, oh, some red pepper, like, you know, like shake, like pizza pepper, whatever it's called, red pepper. Oh, it's so good. Oh. I didn't know that.

Unknown: I don't know what you're talking about.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Oh, I cook. Oh, I'm, I'm a very culinary pig, you know? And if you leave them in there a long time, since, since they're quartered, sometimes they'll get like crispy.

Unknown: Oh, it's so good. Yeah. I do like them a little crispy, but I didn't realize that they shrink so small. I didn't know that.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. They're tiny. You know why? Because they're full of water. Cause they're little plants. And so you put them in the oven, all the water evaporates. They get tiny. Huh? You're like, see you later. Mashed potato like that.

Unknown: Yeah. Ooh, mashed potatoes. Yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: See? Yeah. Potatoes are grot. Yum. Oh, this is pretty much any potatoes. I like potatoes. Here's what blows my mind about the kids here. Cause I cook for them sometimes. They're like, yeah, we want French fries. Yeah. We want chips. And that's it. They don't understand the beauty of the potato. It can go to anywhere. Right?

Unknown: Yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: Mashed. Mashed. Utter. I don't know. Other. Tarts. Oh, they don't, they don't do tarts.

Unknown: What?

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. I don't know.

Unknown: Why do they not do tarts?

Natty Bumpercar: Bro, they ain't, I mean, I ain't going to say nothing because this is bumper car show, but they ain't, I'm not very smart. You know, they're cute as buttons, but they're just, you're just like, you can put all the potatoes in the world in front of them and they'll be like, nope, none of that potato. That potato. Yeah. One potato. Yeah. Two potato. Yeah. Three potato.

Unknown: They've been, they've been. They've been exposed to tarts. Have they not?

Natty Bumpercar: Are you trying to, is that like a Dr. Seuss thing you're doing?

Unknown: No, I'm just, I'm just, I guess it would be, but have they, they've experienced them before, right? They've been around them.

Natty Bumpercar: Tarts and tarts. A lot. A lot. They eat them. No, they eat them. Not. Let's see what I just did. No. Yeah. They, they, we've tried. We bought a big bag of tarts and, uh, it's actually in the, it's, it's, it's called bag of tarts and they won't even do it.

Unknown: Like a pillowcase.

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. And they won't, they won't touch them. But I mean, sometimes, I mean, every so often they'll, they'll, they'll give it a shot, but really they, they, they fight it and they don't understand.

Unknown: Yeah. That's bizarre. I thought all kids and man children love tarts.

Natty Bumpercar: You thought all animals in the world love tater tots. Yeah. It's like you would walk into a Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head's dinner and they'd be eating a potato tart and you'd just be like, that makes sense. Yeah.

Unknown: They would still be. Yeah.

Natty Bumpercar: It makes sense. They, Pringles, of course they're going to eat tater tots. Ugh.

Unknown: I'm kind of disappointed in the, the baby bumper cars.

Natty Bumpercar: So that's what took, that's what it took to disappoint you. None of the stuff that I said last night on stage, that didn't, you were fine with that.

Unknown: Yeah. All right. That's absolutely fine. No. But, ugh. Tater tots. The lack of tots is just mind boggling.

Natty Bumpercar: Maybe it'll come back in. You know, it's maybe over the summer, maybe, because here's the thing, they have stages. So all of a sudden they'll just be like, you know what? I eat, uh, I eat fish now. Whatever. No, like they'll, what are they eating?

Unknown: They just start their day by declaring things like that. I eat fish now.

Natty Bumpercar: Yes. That's what they do. Like we, I go to, uh, Jersey Mike's a lot and I get sandwiches, sandwiches. And, uh, I get, uh, I forget what I get. It's delicious or whatever I get. And, uh, one day we went there like a few weeks in a row and Emerson was like, I want part of your sandwich. And I was like, whoa, bro, you sure? It's got all the, you know, and I was like, and he was like, let me take a bite. And he did. And I didn't tell him I was in it cause I didn't want to ruin him. So he, he, a couple of times he tried and he tried, he was like, I'm going to get me a sandwich. And I was like, okay. And he was like, but keep the onions off. And I was like, oh, he did know he did know there were onions. Okay. So he's figuring things out. Wow. So, but I was just out of the blue. He's just all of a sudden I was like, yeah, I'm gonna eat a sandwich. I was like, okay, who, who are you?

Unknown: Yeah. What have you done with my kid?

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. And here's the thing. If I put all this stuff that was on the sandwich in a bowl in front of him, it would walk away. It would be like, I'll eat the bread and that's about it.

Unknown: Well, why would you, you're talking about taking a sandwich, dissecting a sandwich and putting it in a bowl.

Natty Bumpercar: Deconstructed sandwich. Okay. Watch a little bit more food network. No, it'd be, it'd be terrible.

Unknown: You're a monster to, to dissect a sandwich like that. What does it say?

Natty Bumpercar: Bro, it's, it's a salad at that point.

Unknown: What are you doing? I mean, who wants a, who wants a sandwich salad?

Natty Bumpercar: Um, sounds like you just invented a new population. Pop-up stand at the mall, sandwich salad. Who wants it? Get in. Actually, I ate a sandwich today and the dude behind me, they were like, how can we help you, sir? And he went, I'll have a tossed salad. And they were like, huh? What do you mean? We turned, cause they do, they turn sandwiches into salads and they were like, which number would you like? And he was like a tossed salad, like angry that they weren't getting what he was saying. And it was, and so I just kind of stood back and watched the whole. Interaction.

Unknown: Well, I mean, I, I guess you could have, like, now that I'm thinking about it, I guess you could have like an antipasto is like a, a sandwich, a sandwich salad.

Natty Bumpercar: Okay. So, so maybe somebody is coming back around a little bit.

Unknown: Cause you got the ham and the salami.

Natty Bumpercar: Excuse me. Excuse me. Uh, uh, I heard, I heard cheese. Is that the only thing I heard there?

Unknown: Salami.

Natty Bumpercar: Okay. What's that one? I don't, um. Salami. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. Bro. Turkey. A chicken. That's about it. That's all we're doing. All right. Maybe, maybe a grilled vegetable.

Unknown: I just, I mean, I was just saying there's, there is ham in there.

Natty Bumpercar: Why do you keep, why do you hate me? Is that what this is now? You're just being mean?

Unknown: Why? Don't you have like a, a sensor butt? You can bleep that out later. Oh, that's true. A producer.

Natty Bumpercar: Do the button thing.

Producer: Okay.

Natty Bumpercar: He's still over there in the corner. He's upset from earlier. Um, so listen, you know what? We, I, this is fun. I gotta, but I gotta go. Cause. Was it, was it because I said ham too much? Yeah. I mean, it, well, if I'm to be honest, we're on the clock. Number one. Number two. I did feel like after you found my weak point, you kind of kept prodding it. You kind of kept poking it. Right.

Unknown: I didn't even, you know, it was, it was an honest mistake.

Natty Bumpercar: If I was just like, Hey, I'm a pig. I'm a comedian. I wear hats backwards. Hey, everybody look at me. Why is the male, the male boy here? Whatever your joke is. I don't know. It's funny though.

Unknown: The male boy. You turned me into a stripper.

Natty Bumpercar: Why is the male boy here? Have you noticed? So in this interview, uh, I had laryngitis for a while. So I didn't talk that my voice ain't, it don't sound quite like how it used to sound.

Unknown: No, I didn't notice. No. Okay, good.

Natty Bumpercar: Then nobody else is going to notice. We're going to edit that part out too. Okay. Yeah.

Unknown: I didn't notice. So listen, uh, you, this is for episode 300. Thank you for being our special guest, right?

Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Are you going to have 300 Spartans run in on your episode too? Yeah. We've been, I've been trying to learn all the lines and I'm actually shirtless right now. If I'm feeling. Yeah. I wish.

Unknown: I wish. I wish. I wish. I wish.

Natty Bumpercar: I wish. I wish. I wish. I wish. I wish. I wish.

Unknown: I wish.

Natty Bumpercar: I wish. I wish I could pull a line from the movie. That seems like it would've been a good part.

Unknown: I mean, I really only just, this is Sparta and that's about it. It's really not a memorable line.

Natty Bumpercar: Are they robots? Is that why they sounded like that?

Unknown: Yeah. They're 300 robots. This is Sparta.

Natty Bumpercar: Is that why you do comedy and don't do acting?

Unknown: Boob beat. This is Sparta.

Natty Bumpercar: What's my line again? This is Sparta. Perfect. And scene.

Unknown: What would you say, Pete? What would people want out of it? How would you I would be like, I'd be all like, I don't know. I'm the I'm the the casting director. Welcome. How are you doing today? No, thank you.

Natty Bumpercar: I didn't get to say the line. You didn't even you didn't say speed.

Unknown: I'm just say I listen. I'm just looking at your look. You're a pig. Not what we're looking. I've been working out for this. Not what I'm sorry. It's not what we're looking for.

Natty Bumpercar: I've been working on my roar. Do you know what that is? Please, sir. This is all I got. This is all I got.

Unknown: A hundred and twenty two other people to look through that. We're probably going to say no to also.

Natty Bumpercar: But how many pigs?

Unknown: You're the first one. But I say say not what we're looking. You have a unique look. We'll call you if we have any openings in the future for anything.

Natty Bumpercar: I just don't want you to worry about typecasting me is what I'm saying. I'm tough. I can handle it. Just pigeonhole me. Put me in there and I will make the audience's squeal.

Unknown: Like I'm not going to. We're not going to say like a pig. We might piggyhole you, but we're not going to pigeonhole.

Natty Bumpercar: I don't know what just happened. I don't even know what just happened.

Unknown: Please don't cry. Please just leave my.

Natty Bumpercar: I was on a podcast. I have a lot of experience with this. We did 300 episodes and I was all like, this is Sparta. I like that. See, I practiced.

Unknown: You did. But I mean, your second mistake was you brought up your podcast during this casting session and everyone has a podcast.

Natty Bumpercar: Why do you listen to it?

Unknown: No. Oh, wow. I saw it on your resume. I saw it on the back of your headshot. And I'm going to assume based off of the backdrop that. New Jersey comic Mike Salona did your headshot.

Natty Bumpercar: True. True. Now, listen, I got to ask you if I do, you know, get the part because I feel like we're really vibing right now. Is is this Niantic tattoo going to be a problem or not?

Unknown: Well, we're going to have to do some sort of makeup. But I mean, you're you're not getting this part.

Natty Bumpercar: I feel like you're starting to shine to me is all I'm saying. I feel like there's some sort of, you know, thing. Thing happening right now.

Unknown: I've already I've already spent way too much time on you. I have seven hundred and forty seven people to look through now.

Natty Bumpercar: You know what? I'm going to do you a favor. I'm going to head on out of here, but I'll give you a call back. OK, I'm going to call you back.

Unknown: No, please don't. Please don't. I get flooded with emails. I get flooded with emails. They go right to my spam. Now, did I get it? Did I? Hello. Just checking in. Thanks so much. I don't read them. I don't read them.

Natty Bumpercar: You must be mistaken. I'm not going to email you. I know where you live. I'm going to stop by. We're going to nosh, you know, maybe have a salad sandwich. I don't know what we're going to do, but it's going to be a nice time. And scene. All right. Well, listen, episode three hundred. This is Sparta. And I am. I wish to say, Peg, you are.

Unknown: Adam Lucidi.

Natty Bumpercar: Are you sure? Well, that is not what the paper says. That is not what this piece of paper says.

Unknown: I know, but it was a typo and your autocorrect doesn't work for some reason.

Natty Bumpercar: All right. And Andrew Ketchup is here, everyone. Hey, so when you are you going to still be you'll still be part of the show moving into the future, huh?

Unknown: What show?

Natty Bumpercar: This podcast. Not like I mean, I'm not asking you to be part of the show. I'm just saying every so often we might call you and talk to you because you seem to. Talk, OK.

Unknown: Oh, yeah. Yeah. You can call me if you need to.

Natty Bumpercar: You got you got good words. You're not going to like, I don't know, move and change your number. Nothing, huh?

Unknown: No, no. I'm not going to change my number, change my name or anything like that. You know how to get a hold of me.

Natty Bumpercar: OK, because I worry about you, you know, big world out there.

Unknown: I know it's a big world. It's a big, scary world. But, you know, I mean, I'll always be your best pal.

Natty Bumpercar: You literally just tonight found out the Brussels spouts. Drink in the oven. So, I mean, I feel like you've got a lot to learn.

Unknown: And I'm excited. I'm excited to learn things like that out there.

Natty Bumpercar: Well, here's your next. Here's your next tip. Beef Wellington.

Unknown: Not really beef. But it says beef tips on the box.

Natty Bumpercar: Did you read the back of the front? The front. OK. OK. OK. You have a good night. All right. I want you to have a good night. Just don't flip the box over. Don't. Dig in the trash and pull the back out. All right. OK. Because, you know what? You just ate my friend. What? Beet tips. They're actually rutabaga beets. That's what you.

Unknown: Well, then there you go. There's my little bit of healthy then. Oh, look at you bringing it around.

Natty Bumpercar: Look at you. All right. Producer, are we done? Why don't you talk? Just you nodding. OK. Yeah, he goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Adam Lucidi. Thank you so much. Always a pleasure. Thank you. Thank you. So 300. And click. OK. So that was the end of the interview, I guess. Aloysius J. Pig, I want to thank Adam Lucidi for being on the show, the big 300th episode. Very happy to always have him here. A lot of stuff was talked about. I heard some stuff about Pokemon. I heard some stuff about Adam leaving. I had no idea about that. So that was news to me. And, oh, cool. The music started up again. Good. Because I was worried. I was worried that that was going to be gone for the whole episode. Anyway, I don't care. Episode 300. We are here. We made it. I'm happy. You're happy. You heard from Adam. Everyone loves Adam. You heard from Pig. Everyone loves Pig. I would love for Pig to be here so that I could do, like, that kind of thing that we did. OK. After some of the old episodes where he would be like, hey, Pig, what did you think of the interview? Whatever. He would probably say mean things. He'd be like, rah, rah, rah. I'm Pig. I don't like blah, blah. Whatever he says. I don't know. Anyway, it is now time, because we're just rocketing through. We have new segments. And I'm excited. I'm digging into my toy chest here. And we have a new segment right now. And it's called Reviews. And that's where we review cool things. And this review, I'm pretty excited about myself, because I've been excited to get this thing in the house for a long time. So, without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, here it is, the Reviews. All right. Hey, everybody. It's me again, Natty Bumpercar, with the Reviews. Today, we have a bag. You hear this bag? That's a bag. I'm going to take the first thing out of this bag. It is a white bag. I'm taking the box out of the bag. I'm going to hold this box up to the microphone, even though you cannot see it. It is a box. An unopened iPad Pro 10.5 inch. The newest of the new. The happiest of the happiest. The best of the best. I am so excited. I am so excited about this. I have been waiting for Apple to update the iPad Pro into this new version, because I've always drawn with a Wacom tablet, and haven't always, but for the past few years. And so, I was waiting for one that I could carry around. Well, now I have it. So, here it is. I'm not going to open it, because I just want to review the experience of holding this box. It's magical. It feels expensive. It feels like it's very expensive, is how it feels. Oh, and look. Hold on. In the box, also, we have another little tinier box. It's a smaller box. This is a box. This is the cover. The smart cover. So, it's got like a little keyboard here. It's thinner than the other box. It's also white. So, that's cool. It feels expensive, also. Not as expensive as the iPad, obviously. Rooting around in the box. And… Oh! Oh, yeah. Okay. Look at this. We have a receipt. That's always exciting to get. And, of course, one more box. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the Apple Pencil. It's a white box, also. I can't not wait to use them. Alright, so that's sort of the new episodes. New episodes. New sections of the podcast. It's reviews. I feel like it went pretty well. I got an iPad Pro. It's not opened yet. You know. What can I say? It's in a box. I like staring at the box. It gives me the feeling of potential. Right? Something exciting is going to happen. Until my children come along, rip it out of my hands, and break it like they do everything else in my life. I have so many stories to catch you guys up on. So much stuff has happened since the last time I recorded. But, I feel like we've been talking long enough. This is almost 40 minutes. Happy 300th episode, everybody. I've been Natty Bumpercar, and I, um… Oh.

Rufus T. Rufus: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, Bumpercar. You didn't think that we was going to let you have this little party all by yourself, did you? With a Rufus T. Rufus jumping up in the pool. Jumping up in the scene. Jumping up in the spot.

Natty Bumpercar: If you know what I mean. Yeah, well… We did a rap song here. That was good. Hey, Bumpercar, happy 300th ep… Episode. Happy 300… What's wrong with you? 300… I can't. Are you okay? Happy three. Happy number three. I'm done. This is me. How was that interview? Did you like it? It was great. Adam's was great. The review you did was great. I accidentally broke the box. What? What? The thing that was in the box shattered. I'm sorry. I didn't know.

Producer: I'm happy to be here, too. I'm so happy that I was invited.

Natty Bumpercar: You actually weren't invited. Just so you know, bro. Let's be nice. Oh, that's fine. I'm happy about that, too. Thanks. Okay.

Producer: We've been hiding in the booth your whole time you were recording your show, and it was so good. You did a wonderful job. Thank you. Even without producer. Yeah, well. You barely need me. I actually wrote you a song. Oh, a song? That's cool. Do you want to hear how it goes? Do you want to hear how it goes?

Natty Bumpercar: Honestly, I'm good. I think we're at the end of the show, and we don't really need to hear the song right

Producer: now. Okay. No, that makes sense. That's good. That's fine. Okay. Okay. Well, that's the end of the episode, anyway. Thanks. Really? Okay. All right. Thank you. Okay.

Natty Bumpercar: Okay. I'm going to finish the episode. Okay. So, anyway, guys, again, what I was saying, it was so cool to have you and everything, and I was just…

Unknown: Thank you so much for watching, and I'll see you in the next episode.