Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
I love pizza – and so – that is what I’m going to talk about today. What kind of pizzas there are and what kinds of pizzas I love.
I may also digress into other junk – but – that is just how it goes.
Send us an email or a mail or a snail or a quail or whatever. SERIOUSLY!
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Robot is back to take the helm – because the house is in revolt! Evidently, Natty Bumpercar is way too busy to draw stuff and make stuff and phot stuff and talk stuff and joke stuff and stuff stuff – – – so – – – the rest of the house has decided to pick up a bit of the slack for him.
Because if they don’t . . . then the stink bugs win – and that can never happen!
Wait until the Bumpercar gets a load of this!
In Bumperpodcast episode 48, Robot seizes an opportunity to host the show while Natty Bumpercar is sick and unavailable. Robot enthusiastically attempts to create his own "robot podcast" and wonders aloud why Natty usually doesn't let him near the microphone. After mocking Natty's illness and calling him "mad," Robot is caught red-handed by Natty himself, who bursts in to kick Robot out of the recording room. The sick and exhausted Natty reasserts control over his podcast duties before heading off to rest, leaving listeners with a glimpse of the chaos that ensues when Robot gets his hands on the equipment.
“Maddie Bumpercar usually doesn't let me in the room to talk and talk and talk and talk. I wonder why. I have very interesting things to say.”
— Robot
“You knew exactly what you were doing, robot. Get out of the room. What did I tell you? No microphone for the robot.”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #robot #hosting #illness #podcasthijinks #technology #behindthescenes
Featuring: Robot, Natty Bumpercar
Robot: Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, everybody, it's me, Robot. Is this, is this going to leave it on? I'm not sure how it works. Maddie bugs her car. Usually doesn't let me in the room to talk and talk and talk and talk. I wonder why. I have very interesting things to say. I really do. So. Now, here's the scoop. Evidently, Maddie Bumpercar is too busy doing whatever it is that he does to come up and make a bumper podcast for you. So, I've decided to make a robot, robot, robot podcast. I probably should have written that down first. A robot podcast.
Unknown: Yeah.
Robot: It just rolls off the transistors, doesn't it? We really don't know where he is. The bumper car, I'm saying. He was so sick last week.
Unknown: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Robot: I'm sick. I'm Maddie Bumpercar. I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad. I'm mad.
Natty Bumpercar: What? Robot, what are you doing over there? You don't, you knew exactly what you were doing, robot. Get out of the room. Now, scoop. Now, scoop. What am I, scoop, scoop, scoop, scoop. What did I tell you? No microphone for the robot. Listen, I've been kind of sick. I was sick last week. I'm sick this week. And I don't need you guys coming in and doing my job for me. for me i'm gonna do a bumper podcast i'm gonna do the website i'm gonna go to sleep now because i'm exhausted oh boy
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WE ARE IN AN ABSOLUTE TAILSPIN OF SICKNESS.
Oops! Caps lock was on . . .
BUT – WE ARE IN AN ABSOLUTE TAILSPIN OF SICKNESS!! WITH SNIFFLES AND COLDS AND RUNNY NOSES AND SNEEZES AND BLECH!
In Bumperpodcast episode 47, host Natty Bumpercar hilariously laments his miserable state after catching a cold from his son, who recently started daycare. Natty rambles deliriously about his declining health, admitting he doesn't exercise, rarely leaves his chair, and only flosses before dentist appointments. After two weeks of being sick, he's finally going to the doctor—something he never does. Between jokes about feeling worse than garbage and requesting "chicken snoodle soup" (with a chicken and a poodle), Natty delivers a fever-fueled, self-deprecating monologue that showcases his comedic timing even while under the weather.
“I would say that I feel like garbage but that would be giving garbage a bad name.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“Somebody bring me a chicken and a poodle with some soup. I think it's the only way I'm gonna get out of this tail bed.”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #illness #parenting #daycare #health #self-deprecatinghumor #doctorvisit
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Natty Bumpercar: oh it's my nose it's my nose and it's my head and it's my eyes and it's my aches and it's my tired and it's my sneezing oh bumper podcast it's so early in the season and already the sickness has taken over the house yeah that's right the boy the tidiest one among us has been shipped off to daycare he came back a different person he came back someone who gives out sickness he's patient zero yeah that's right but here's the thing i had heard that the baby was gonna get sick i was well aware this was gonna happen and i had heard the baby was gonna get sick and i had heard that i was gonna get sick but so soon how could it possibly happen so soon i'm a strapping young man i'm the pinnacle of health i mean i don't exercise i don't particularly eat right i don't get out of my chair for probably 14 hours of the day but i like to think of myself you know i have a little sparkle in my eye there's orange juice in the fridge uh so i i mean i in theory i'm close to it i floss my teeth when i you know a week before i go to the dentist and what's not healthy about that i walk the dog i don't know i don't know what i'm trying to tell you about for podcast i think i think i might be uh delirious with fever i think i might you know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i don't know i actually have to i'm going to the doctor today guess what i don't do guess what natty bumper guard don't do he don't go to the doctor when he's sick but this has been two weeks of sick i'm sick of being sick i said to someone the other day i would say that i feel like garbage but that would be giving garbage a bad name and then i was i didn't want to laugh at my own little joke i thought it was a cute little joke because it's just like i'm worse off i'm worse off than garbage oh oh i don't feel good bumper podcast somebody bring me some chicken chicken snoodle soup somebody bring me a chicken and a poodle with some soup i think it's the only way i'm gonna get out of this tail bed i don't i don't even know
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In Bumperpodcast episode 46, host Natty Bumpercar takes listeners on an outdoor adventure with his companion Irving Brown Socks. Originally planning to record inside headquarters, Natty is so captivated by the perfect weather—blue skies, green grass, and chirping birds—that he decides to record while walking instead. The episode captures the spontaneous and improvisational nature of the show as Natty navigates passing trucks, observes a cloud, and shares his thoughts on sidewalk sprinklers. Despite the beautiful day providing plenty of distractions, Natty humorously acknowledges that he got sidetracked and didn't really say much of substance, promising to flip-flop back home and try again.
“I'm looking for a cloud I'm looking for a cloud looking looking left looking right doing a little spin okay there's a cloud I found a cloud I did find one cloud”
— Natty Bumpercar
“What if I had the baby what am I supposed to do put the baby out in the street because you want to water your sidewalk I don't think so nothing grows on sidewalks”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #nature #walking #weather #outdoorrecording #sprinklers #sidewalks #improvisation
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Natty Bumpercar: holy cows bumper podcast holy beans bumper podcast holy cows and beans bumper podcast it is a ridiculously day outside okay that was a dumb truck you were supposed to be hearing all the birds let's listen to them can you hear the birds they're all tweeting up in the tree in the sun blue skies i was going to record this inside of headquarters but then i stepped out with my man irving brown socks to take a little walk because that's what we do and i was like no i have to pee a picture for the bumper podcast I have to tell them you know the grass right now as green as it's ever been I told you about the skies I'm looking I'm looking for a cloud I'm looking for a cloud looking looking left looking right doing a little spin okay there's a cloud I found a cloud I did find one cloud huh thanks oh here's another another truck another truck that's fine you know what it's nature and sometimes in nature there are trucks sometimes in nature there are really big trucks oh and sometimes socks stops walking and starts rolling around on the ground these are things that happen on perfect days like today are you having a perfect day I hope so bumper podcast did you know here's a little fact check toyed for you then here's another truck and then there's another I have to get away from these these trucks all right here's this sprinkler I supposed to give you a fact there's some flowers that's not a fact how do you guys feel about it when people have sprinklers and they're those big fan sprinklers and then they put them so that they're going over the sidewalk me myself normally I don't do that I don't do that I don't do that I don't do that I don't do that I don't do that I don't do that I can't do that I'm really not a fan softly normal normally I guess I normally am a fan but when I have you know my magic phone and it can't get wet then I'm not a fan anymore because what if I had what if I had the baby what am I supposed to do put the baby out in the street because you want to water your sidewalk I don't think so nothing grows on sidewalks it's a proven fact at least nothing is supposed to grow there's another big truck I think we're gonna title this nutrition podcast or something like that. I'm not sure. Huh. I think I was so distracted by how gorgeous the day was that I didn't really say anything. I apologize. I'm just going to flip flop back home and try again.
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Drinks are too expensive – but – who cares? Because we are on vacation . . . and by “we” I mostly mean ‘me’ – as everyone else around headquarters seems to be on a constant state of vacation – anyway.
Listen and learn and love it!
Natty Bumpercar announces that the Bumperpodcast is broadcasting from the beach in this vacation-themed episode. The host shares humorous observations about taking a break, comparing doggy daycare costs to vacation expenses, and explaining why he won't be going in the water due to "bumper car eating monsters." With his characteristic fast-talking style, Natty riffs on restaurant bill shock, proper beach attire with maximum SPF, and the challenges of vacationing on a limited allowance. It's a lighthearted, solo episode capturing the excitement and absurdity of a puppet's beach getaway.
“I'm not going in the water because there's monsters in the water. Big, angry, bumper car eating monsters potentially in the water.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“I'm just going to get a cocktail. How much? Oh, my meal just doubled. Oh, perfect. I can't imagine a better thing to do than doubling my bill because I was a little thirsty.”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #vacation #beach #restaurants #money #humor #summer
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Natty Bumpercar: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to the Bumper Podcast, where today I'm going to tell you a story. Is everyone gathered around? Is everyone sitting down? You over there, you should sit down. And you over there, put your hand down, it's not time for questions yet. And you over there, it's only going to be a three minute story, so no, you don't have time to go to the bathroom and come back. And you over there, can I have a sip of tea? Can I have a sip of your soda? Here's the thing, right this second, right now, guess where the Bumper Podcast is? Guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, guess, do you know? Do you have any idea at all? You don't? Well, that would make sense. I mean, normally, I guess you could say, oh, you're at headquarters, because you're recording, right? Well, or because you don't sound like you're walking around with socks, and you don't sound like you're driving, and those are the only places where we've ever heard you record a Bumper Podcast, so how else would we know anywhere else where you would be? That's some fast talking. I'm a fast talker. Well, right now, we pulled up the tent stakes, and the Bumper Podcast is at the beach. Yeah, that's right, we're on vacation. At least some of us are. Some of us who feel like they don't want to be part of the show anymore. I'm looking at you, robot. Maybe they're not at the beach, so actually, I'm not looking at robot, but I'm looking where robot normally is. Socks the dog. Socks the dog. Socks the dog. Doggy daycare. That's where he goes when he goes on vacation. Actually, more expensive than our vacation. Huh. Isn't that fun? Double the vacation. It's kind of like when you go to a restaurant, right? And you think you're going to be, like, not spending that much money. Oh, look. I'm just going to get a cocktail. I'm going to get a beverage on top of this food that I'm getting. How much? Oh, my meal just doubled. Oh, perfect. I can't imagine a better thing to do than doubling my bill because I was a little thirsty. I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Is that free tax? I don't really know what that means. The Bumper Podcast, it's so exciting. Right this very second, as you're listening to this, I could be at the beach. I could be walking around on the beach, not going in the water because there's monsters in the water. Big, angry, bumper car eating monsters potentially in the water. They're looking at me as I'm looking at them. And it's like they're playing Red Rover. Red Rover, Red Rover, send that luscious piece of food on over. And you know what I say to them? I say the nay. I will enjoy my time here on the beach under an umbrella, wearing a long-sleeved shirt, probably with a large amount of SPF on me, eating food, not getting drinks because I can't afford it because my allowance got cut off. But who cares? I'm on vacation.
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