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  • Bumperpodcast 68 – Reintroduction!

    Bumperpodcast 68 – Reintroduction!

    Allow us to reintroduce ourselves! Everyone is onboard for the inaugural Bumperpodcast at New Headquarters … All excited to tell you about the fun new stuff that is going on and …

    Then – no one shows up … except for … Well – I’m not going to give the secret away here – now am I?!

    We might even learn how to spell a little bit on today’s Bumperpodcast!

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    About This Episode

    In episode 68, Natty Bumpercar welcomes listeners to the brand new Bumperpodcast headquarters after taking just one week off to move. Natty hilariously spells out his entire name and describes how moving boxes have been repurposed into castles and rocket ships throughout the new space. Despite planning to have the entire cast present for the big headquarters debut—including Mott the Sheep, Doodle Poodle, Baby Emerson, Aloysious J. Pig, Yetkin the Moose, and Cinnamon the Horse—everyone mysteriously disappears. Only Robot remains, and he reveals a mischievous secret about why everyone else is absent. This chaotic and funny episode captures the improvisational spirit of the show during a major transition.

    Memorable Quotes

    “we aren't fooling around we took old headquarters we put it into boxes we moved to new headquarters and now we've got castles and rocket ships”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “i told him that you only wanted me on the show that you only wanted robot the show because everybody loves”

    — Robot

    Topics: #newheadquarters #moving #spelling #castles #rocketships #robot #mystery

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Robot

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah this is the bumper podcast and we're in new headquarters it's so exciting everybody cheer it's uh where i thought i'd gathered everybody up i everybody anybody i don't need them i had so let me here's what we're gonna do we decided well we decided everyone was gonna be here and that didn't work out but i'm in control of this part so what i'm gonna do is i'm gonna reintroduce myself my name is natty bumper car natty bumper car n-a-t-t-y b-u-m-p hold on i'm supposed to write this down anybody got any scratch paper n-a-t-t-y b-u-m-p e bump b-u-m-p bump e i just had to break it down b-u-m p-e-r bumper bumper yeah bumper car b-u-m-p-e-r-c-a-r that's my name natty bumper car and you guys are here at the bumper podcast which is great because we haven't seen you in like well i mean we took a week off it wasn't that crazy i moved to whole headquarters and all we did was take a week off what i mean this is devotion this determination this is kind of crazy time is what it is what have you guys been doing in the last week we've been i mean we've got boxes everywhere which is fun because you know what you do with boxes you take them and then you put them together and you build castles so there's actually we have castles inside of headquarters and rocket ships yes like really what we've done is i mean we aren't fooling around we took old headquarters we put it into boxes we moved to new headquarters and now we've got a new headquarters and now we've got a new headquarters and now we've got a new headquarters and now we've got castles and rocket ships these things don't normally go together all that well rockets and castle ships wait a minute anyway so what i was saying was i had everyone i had mott the sheep he was here he was gonna say hi i had doodle poodle he had kid i mean he was walking around uh had baby emerson uh pig was here uh yetkin the moose cinnamon the horse i mean like the place was packed full of people and i don't know where anybody went to i do i do hi robot how's it going well you better tell the secret really quick because the show's running out really soon and everybody's gonna want to hear your secret is well do you know where everyone is of course i do

    Robot: i told him that you only wanted me on the show that you only wanted robot the show because everybody loves

  • Bumperpodcast 65 – Woo-Who?! Woo-You!

    Bumperpodcast 65 – Woo-Who?! Woo-You!

    There are a lot of greetings and hellos for everyone to share – on this episode of the Bumperpodcast!

    There is also a little confusion over if I am “in the street” – or – “on the street” – and then I attempt to woo!

    Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    Hooray!

    Also – in fun news – we are now on Stitcher.com! So, how much fun is that?!

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    About This Episode

    In this episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar reflects on the various ways he greets his audience, from "hello" to "hola" to "greetings." He then contemplates the linguistic difference between being "on the street" versus "in the street" before announcing his plans to get a haircut for an upcoming photo shoot. Natty explores the meaning of the word "woo," connecting it to seeking favor and winning, much like fans do at sporting events. The episode features Natty's characteristic stream-of-consciousness humor and wordplay, along with Producer's announcement about Bumperpodcast being available on Stitcher.

    Memorable Quotes

    “am i on the street or am i in the street i really feel like i'm getting confused today”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “i want to look good so that i can woo the crowds woo the crowds what does that even mean”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “that's another notch in my uh belt of things that i might say to people when i walk up to them on the street”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #greetings #language #haircut #photography #wordplay #humor #self-reflection

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Producer

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: hello whoa whoa whoa bumper podcast was that an intro or is that an intro i kind of didn't know what i was gonna say like i started out i was just gonna be like hello which is what i normally say hello but sometimes i'm like hi bumper podcast or i'm like hey bumper podcast every so often i get a little bit like you know i'm just like hola how's it going over there um and i once and this is only one time that this happened but i also i i said um i don't i mean i don't even hello hi hey hola i don't know any other ways to say greetings bumper podcast that's another one that's another one that's another one that's another notch in my uh belt of things that i might say to people when i walk up to them on the street on the street in the street wait a minute if i'm walking up to someone i'm walking on the street so i'm on the street but if i'm in between the uh the the curbs the sidewalks then i guess i'm kind of i'm in the street like i'm in the bounds of the street so am i on the street or am i in the street i really feel like i'm getting confused today um hello bumper podcast this is your man on the street on the street we're gonna stick within with on the street because it's the man on the street segment not this isn't not here today because i'm sitting in headquarters talking to you talking to you you know what i'm gonna go do today bumper podcast i know you're very interested because i haven't said anything else that was interesting yet yet is the key word there my friends because something very interesting is gonna happen i'm going to go and get a haircut yes a haircut because you know why i look too scraggly and i need to get some pictures taken some photographs taken so that i can uh know what i look like at that second forever um here's the thing though i you know i want to i want to look good so you know so that i can woo the crowds woo the crowds what does that even mean well i looked it up for you because i want to make sure that i drop some knowledge on you and uh to woo it it means to uh seek favor affection it also means to seek to win well bumper podcast i think we found the definition that we're gonna go with because i want to go and i want to woo that's what they say at games they're like woo you know why i'm gonna go and i want to woo you know why i'm gonna because they're seeking to win

    Producer: hey everybody the bumper podcast is now on stitcher you can listen to us on your iphone your android phone your blackberry and pre stitcher is smart radio for your phone go to stitcher.com to download it for free and don't forget to subscribe to our channel so you don't for free today right now go do it hooray

  • Bumperpodcast 64 – Rude Bears . . .

    Bumperpodcast 64 – Rude Bears . . .

    There is someone at the door banging away . . . could it be a rude polar bear? Why would I even think that was a possibility?
    Listen to find out today – on the Bumperpodcast!
    Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.
    Hooray!

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    About This Episode

    In this episode of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar deals with an unusual cold snap at Coffee Can Alley headquarters. A mysterious vortex of cold has attracted polar bears who keep knocking on the door, causing Socks the dog to bark incessantly. Natty recounts a bizarre encounter with a particularly rude polar bear visitor wearing boots who engaged in some truly disgusting behavior. This short comedy episode features Natty's trademark storytelling style and absurd humor about arctic wildlife with questionable manners.

    Memorable Quotes

    “this polar bear was wearing a pair of boots which i thought to be interesting but you know maybe it was because it was so cold”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “he started chewing on his nails right in front of my face how gross is that”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “he took off his boot pulled up his foot and started chewing on his toenails”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #polarbears #coldweather #coffeecanalley #dogs #neighbors #manners #absurdcomedy #headquarters

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: bumper podcast it's me natty bumper car your best friend in coffee can alley and other places if you'll have me we gotta turn this music off though really quick somebody's at the door shut the music off we don't want them nowhere here shut them off come on robot come on oh thank you this is much nicer and quieter you guys it's been really really cold around coffee can alley especially around headquarters i feel like there's a vortex of cold that is surrounding headquarters right now what we've been getting is a bunch of polar bears that just come up to headquarters and they just knock on the door like that repeatedly i don't know if you can hear them but that makes socks the dog bark that's right irving brown socks the dog he barks when somebody knocks at the door especially if it's a polar bear did you hear him he doesn't like it when people knock especially polar bears can i tell you why well here's the story bumper podcast by the way it's nice to see you i should tell you that i actually broke away from other important things i'm supposed to be doing right now to talk to you you don't have to say thanks or anything but i do hope that you appreciate it because we certainly appreciate you anyway back to the story at hand one day this polar bear comes knocking on our headquarters door just like that knock knock knock knock knock and i didn't know at the time and so i went and i answered the door because you know maybe he was a neighbor in need of some sugar or some milk or something or whatever polar bears need i didn't know i did look out of the peephole though you should always look out of your peephole bumper podcast if someone knocking at your door because you don't know who it is me i answered the door when it was a polar bear which doesn't make a whole bunch of sense but you know that's fine so this polar bear was wearing a pair of boots which i thought to be interesting but i guess it was because it was so cold that he was wearing boots so it made a little bit of sense and while he was talking to me can i tell you what this polar bear did he started chewing on his nails right in front of my face how gross is that right in front of my face you come to headquarters knock on my door make my dog bark and then you start chewing your nails your polar bear nails right in front of my face that's ridiculous bumper podcast you should never do that and so i said excuse me could you stop that you know what he did he took off his boot pulled up his foot and started chewing on his toenails

    Unknown: and then he took off his foot and started chewing his toenails

  • Bumperpodcast 63 – Meetings . . .

    Bumperpodcast 63 – Meetings . . .

    Meetings and meetings and electronic mails and video chats and face to faces and telephone calls . . . Man! Life around Headquarters has gotten nutty-busy!

    But – then – there is a glitch in the show when I realize that I can no longer say my own name . . . Was it one of the meetings that I had? Was it something that I ate?

    Listen to find out today – on the Bumperpodcast!

    Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    Hooray!

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    About This Episode

    In episode 63 of the Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar finds himself in a bizarre predicament when he suddenly can't say his own name properly. After a series of business meetings involving press kits and website changes, Natty discovers the surprising culprit: his name is in the process of being trademarked. The episode features Natty's hilarious confusion as he tries to figure out what's happening, while also revealing that fan-favorite character Pig continues to steal the spotlight at live shows. This short comedic episode showcases the absurdist humor that makes Bumperpodcast a unique comedy experience.

    Memorable Quotes

    “People come up to me at shows and they say, is pig here? Will we be seeing pig tonight? Some nights I say yes and they're very happy.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “My name is in the process of being trademarked. What?”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #trademark #identitycrisis #businessmeetings #liveshows #pig #website #presskit

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: well well well if it isn't the bumper podcast it's so great to see you like i'm really thrilled i'm also really tired i'm not gonna lie to you it's been a busy busy few days busy doing what well i had some meetings and i talked to some people on the telephone and i sent some people some electronic mail you know all the normal stuff that a bumper does wait a bumper why can't i say it anymore my name is this is the bumper podcast okay i was able to say that i talked for a while and then it's uh me me Wow that is strange i evidently can't say my name anymore let's go back over those meetings that i was having and see if maybe one of them could have possibly messed with how i say my name is that even possible is that something that can happen i don't know let's see i uh i had a meeting you With someone who said, you know, he said, hey, here's what you need to do. Hey, here's what you need to do, my friend. He said, press kit. Make a press kit. That's fine. Makes sense. Make a video press kit type explaining thing. That also makes sense and seems like great advice. Change your website. Your website isn't doing it, which is depressing because that makes me tired. Having to think about changing my website. It exhausts me. But I don't think that has anything to do with my name either. We also talked about pig. Everyone loves pig. I'm not going to lie to you. People come up to me at shows and they say, is pig here? Will we be seeing pig tonight? Some nights I say yes and they're very happy. Some nights I have to say no. Cinnamon the horse is here. Maybe he's going to. Have you met my friend Yitkin the moose? Maybe he's going to entertain you. What other meeting did I have that would have messed with my name? Going through my papers here, shuffling through. Ah, here it is. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, bumper podcast. My name is in the process of being trademarked. What?

    Unknown: Thrill the opening of Yeng . . . .

  • Bumperpodcast 62 – Let’s do this

    Bumperpodcast 62 – Let’s do this

    Let’s do this!

    That is the new call to arms – the call to action that we stand on and yell to the sky today on the Bumperpodcast.
    We also learn that Dragon is – perhaps – not so great to visit if you are a stranger . . . So – if you are in Coffee-Can Alley and you are thinking of stopping in and visiting him – you may want to think again.
    Seriously – let’s do this!
    These are some of the things that I babble about today – on the Bumperpodcast!
    Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.
    Hooray!

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