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Natty Bumpercar: who feels like a million bucks i do who feels like a million ducks i do who feels like a million trucks i do i do i do i do i do i do that's who does what's going on bumper podcast it's me natty bumper car and you're probably wondering after you listen to last week's episode you're like is there gonna are there gonna be any more bumper podcasts how could there possibly be he sounds like he's not gonna make it he sounds like you know he's probably gonna he's not this is it that was the last bumper podcast and he sounds terrible no no i'm back and better than ever better than before you can't even believe it look at me now on top of a mountain what's up goat how you doing up here how you living goat like of course you are because you're a goat and i'm natty bumper car so i'm glad that we've established all that how are you doing how have you been like i was in such a uh antibiotic cold medicine uh haze for the past long time year two years i don't know that i don't even know what's going on with you how's how was dinner last night do you have a salad you love salads i remember that about you you had a birthday right was it a fun birthday i didn't come because i was sick you know always sick look at me and now i'm climbing trees i'm i couldn't eat candy before i don't know why on the uh the medicine bottle it actually said no candy for you bumper car and it was underlined my name was underlined which is the worst because where do you go pick up prescriptions at the drugstore and what's in the drugstore a whole aisle of candy like it's just right there you have to go through the candy in order to get your prescriptions and now you're telling me that i in particular am not allowed to have candy who are you what kind of sadist mean horrible person are you you can't have candy of course you can have candy why isn't there just like medicinal candy you guys let's invent something today let's invent birds that can play flutes and medicinal candy i don't think that's too much to ask as a matter of fact i am of the opinion that that's exactly what we should ask i couldn't think of what i was saying but that's what i'm saying i thought of it and then i said it and so now it's written in stone and it's been established and everybody knows it and that's fun you guys i know this is an ambling bumper podcast it's kind of here and there and everywhere but that's because i have so much energy i'm bounding i'm bouncing i'm hopping i'm jumping i could have told you a phenomenal story but i didn't want to blow your minds not right off the bat i want to blow your minds maybe next week i don't know maybe later this week maybe you're going to have a bonus episode because i feel so bad that i felt so bad get what i'm saying get how i'm living because i'm living loving loving living