Tag: Bumperpodcast

  • Bumperpodcast #306 – International podcast

    Bumperpodcast #306 – International podcast

    Here it is – the new podcast that everyone is talking about. We have a great interview, some call-ins, and we finally have a Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!!

    The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! 

    It’s almost too much to bear – isn’t it? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    And – don’t forget to call in and leave a message – 646.847.7976.

    We don’t have a special guest, this week – because everything broke – but – we’re hoping to have one soon (fingers are crossed).


    About This Episode

    In this International Podcast Day episode, Natty Bumpercar attempts to record despite feeling under the weather, while Rufus T. Rufus tries to take over hosting duties. Aloysious J. Pig discovers there's no slop anywhere in headquarters and demands someone go shopping, leading to chaos as various characters including Doodle Poodle, Turkey, and Robot drop by the studio. Natty reflects on their busy performance schedule and shares a delightful experience eating soup dumplings in the city. Despite the disorganized recording session, the gang discusses their recent shows and hopes to return to featuring more guests and call-ins soon.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I went to the fridge there's no slop i went to the second fridge there's also no slop i went to the deep freezer there's no slop there's no there's no slop in the pantry there's no slop out in the shed”

    — Aloysious J. Pig

    “I have a lot of friends who have tried to listen to the podcast and who have said they don't even understand it and they speak of the English. So if you don't speak the English, then it might make more sense to you.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “They had soup inside of them and they were tiny so that when you chopstick them into your mouth, you would bite and it would kind of, this explosion of flavor.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #internationalpodcastday #behindthescenes #food #performing #soupdumplings #chaos #meta-podcast #comedy

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Doodle Poodle, Turkey, Robot

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: now it's my understanding that today is international podcast day and so i rufus t rufus had decided to crack the microphone so i can talk to you the entire podcasting community the entire international world about what the bumper podcast is and what it does and who it's for and what it's about hey oh well look who just rolled up a bed mr netty bumper car himself yeah hey rufus um i'm so i don't feel very good today i'm kind of tired i'm kind of sick and i appreciate very much that you're um here running the show and we haven't done a show in a couple weeks and we haven't been able to get interviews and ah it's driving me crazy because we were on such a good run and we were having all sorts of fun people on the show and then the uh the software broke and we finally got that fixed but now scheduling has become an issue and i don't feel good and so i did i just didn't think i was gonna have it and made to do it today but i heard you down here and so i came downstairs and i was like oh hey bro hey pig what's going on bro not much bro just hanging out you know i hired you guys down here and uh i was going out to the store to get some slop you get me you know he was out of slop like i went to the fridge there's no slop i went to the second fridge there's also no slop i went to the deep freezer there's no slop there's no there's no slop in the pantry there's no slop out in the shed there's no slop like never once supposed to eat huh i'm just a starving pig you calm yourself down as your representation i believe it's in your rider which is your contract there is supposed to always be on hand here at headquarters some slop listen my piggy lou so bumper car yeah i know you're looking peaked i know you don't feel so good but my man he needs something to eat i'm just a starving pig you calm slop okay please get on it if you will fine okay fine fine fine i pig i didn't i don't i don't know how we're not how we're out of slop because there was slop everywhere i mean we had a whole shipment that came in like last week um i'll run to the store even though i don't feel so great and i will get you and and i'm i'm sorry and i just go to the store can you guys finish up the podcast because what are you doing do this okay sorry i'm you go bumper car you should be sorry coming on the podcast and i never heard you do that never i mean i've heard you tired before but that was a legit yawn bro that was like from yawn central from yawn valley from yonder over there go take a nap wow all right fine so i'll take over the stem i'm gonna take over the wheel i'm gonna take over the you talk i'm gonna tell you a little bit about what's been going on with me lately you talk so many shows very popular pig lately i uh hey show sunday yeah we went to the city and hung out on monday i had a show tuesday got a show wednesday oh boy on friday i gotta i gotta go into a show i don't know if we're gonna be on it or not but i gotta go and then sunday another show it's just like show after show after show after show after show after show after show after show after show and the people the people in the crowd they're all like pig aloysius j pig it's pig aloysius pig aloysius j pig that's me that's me that's me that's you i'm pig and it's the craziest thing ever i had a woman last night she came up to me at the show and she was just like i know you i met you before at a show and she was so sweet and she gave me a sweet hug and i was just like i remember you you was at that show you know it was just a nice time it's nice when you make people happy i don't know how i make people happy i'm not like a happy pig magician or nothing i ain't got no magic wand where i could be like poof now you're happy and nothing like that but i uh they may you know they seem pretty happy man i'm getting hungry how do people do this how do people talk this long without no slop i don't even understand i need some help huh okay we ain't coming for me because i got some other business to take care of i got some things i gotta handle some uh business you understand on the side that i don't really want to talk about on the air here so if you would not mind i'm gonna leave you here by yourself oh wait a minute here's somebody to help you good luck with this one

    Doodle Poodle: not what i wanted to have happen it's me don't pull hey don't pull i'm here to help yeah i got what you're doing you love to rhyme do you want to see my i would love to see it of course you want to see my we're on the radio what are you freaking out i don't care

    Natty Bumpercar: how does it even words man what are you doing i just said we're on the radio and it don't make much sense for you to be bringing in well i mean what are you gonna do use descriptive words and be like this yellow on this flower is so yellow that you're not gonna believe uh how yellow it is a bee would fly past this drawing that has a flower and try to pollinate it because that's how but it's not you know you just made a drawing which is cool and everything but again radio audio is a medium audio audio it's not a visual medium so i think we should you should go over there and i should um what should he know for pete's sake crying out loud i just heard

    Turkey: everybody down here and i thought to myself what a better place to live with this video than the color of this house because i can't talk about health health and i can't till this Failure moment fail all of my life no i can't talk about it mission failure i can talk about health in itself is plainly false strindi to be for me than with my friends.

    Unknown: Thank you.

    Robot: Yeah, get it together. I got stuck on friends. Sometimes I get stuck on friends. People say that I get… Okay.

    Natty Bumpercar: Here you go. They don't say you get stuck on friends. Nobody says that. That's not a thing people say. They say that you come and hang around a lot and maybe you don't offer a lot to the conversation, to the situation, if you understand what I'm saying. But they don't say, oh, robot, you know him. He gets stuck on friends. I never heard nobody say that. Never to nobody. Nobody, nobody. Oh! What is it? Hey, I'm back. I'm back. Yep, bro. Get in here. I'm so hungry right now. I can't even deal with this. How do you deal with this gaggle of characters? It's not easy. I'm going to tell you. But so I'm back. And I think the walk did me pretty good. I feel much better about the world. I don't know what happened on the podcast today, but I'm hoping that something happened, that something was said, that it wasn't just a bunch of fighting and people just walking in and walking out, offering nothing to any kind of story, just being there just for the fact that their voices are on the podcast. Because when that happens, I don't like it as much. I feel like there's no depth. Like when there's a little story that everyone is engaging in, I feel like that's a good podcast. That makes sense. And it's International Podcast Day. I don't even know if you guys knew that, but today the whole world is focused on podcasts internationally. So we are going to probably need to, you know, translate this, I'm guessing. I don't know if we know anybody who can translate this for the other countries. And then everyone's just going to love it because it's going to make a lot more sense to people. Although I will say, being someone who does, live in the America, I have a lot of friends who have tried to listen to the podcast and who have said they don't even understand it and they speak of the English. Okay? So if you don't speak the English, then it might make more sense to you. I don't know. I don't know who this makes sense for. I don't know who the target audience is. I don't know who is supposed to be listening to this. But I do know that I hope that we can get more guests on pretty soon and that we can ramp up the call-in number because I really loved it when people were calling in. And we can review more stuff and we can get more commercials on and we can do all the things that we were getting so good at and so happy with with the podcast. I don't know if Pig told you, but man, we've been having so many shows lately. Like we had a show Sunday and we actually filmed something for something else. And then Monday we went to the city and saw a band called St. Etienne, which was really fun. It was a good time. I had something in the city and it was a soup dumpling. So it was these four little dumplings and they were so hot, but they were kind of steamed, but they had soup inside of them and they were tiny so that when you chopstick them into your mouth, you would bite and it would kind of, this explosion of flavor. Like it was scallion. I think there was some ginger. I don't know, but it was, amazing. Like I don't even ever want to eat anything again. Besides that, I was trying to figure out a way if I could get on a dumpling meal plan, but evidently it doesn't exist. And then I had a show Tuesday. I had a show Wednesday. Got a show Friday. Got a show Sunday. And it's a busy time, man. It's a very busy time, but I love it. It's so exciting. And all I have to do is keep my nose above the water. I just have to maintain just a little bit longer. Just to get to the end of the road that I'm on. And then I'm going to stop just singing this song. Thank you guys so much for listening. Sorry it's been so long. We hope to get on again soon. Maybe with some guests. Got to line it up. Got to get it right. Got to do it all tonight. Tonight. Everybody with a one, two, three, international podcaster.

    Unknown: We'll see you guys next time.

  • Bumperpodcast #303 – Doughnuts & Darin

    Bumperpodcast #303 – Doughnuts & Darin

    Here it is – the new podcast that everyone is talking about. We have a great interview, some call-ins, and we finally have a Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!!

    The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! 

    It’s almost too much to bear – isn’t it? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    And – don’t forget to call in and leave a message – 646.847.7976.

    Oh – and – our special guest this week is Darin Patterson!

    Go to these places to find Darin:

    Website: http://darincredible.com/
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/darincredible
    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/darincredible/

    The Virgin Chronicles Podcast:

    Tumblr: https://virginchroniclespodcast.tumblr.com/
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/VirginChronPod
    Itunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-virgin-chronicles/id1021803956?mt=2
    Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/thevirginchronicles

     

     


    About This Episode

    In episode 303 of Bumperpodcast, Natty Bumpercar celebrates honeybees before diving into his late summer cleaning spree and the trials of being an accidental general contractor. Meanwhile, Aloysius J. Pig conducts an entertaining interview with comedian Darren Patterson, covering everything from roast battles and childhood playground games to Dragon's Lair, Don Bluth animations, and an intense discussion about donuts—particularly tres leches donuts. The conversation meanders through comedy careers, homelessness stories, classic arcade games like Q-Bert and Tapper, and even threatens legal action over podcast format similarities. Natty wraps up lamenting his lack of caller engagement and teasing his upcoming beach vacation.

    Memorable Quotes

    “The next time you see a honeybee on the street, don't go give them a high five, because they are not fans of that. Just give them a point and a wink.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “I grab each side of the mirror, and I go, what's shaking? Bacon. What's shaking? Bacon. That's how I wake up every morning. I do it like 100 times.”

    — Aloysius J. Pig

    “I listen to KP on the podcast, and it was like, wow. I appreciate it, how you can do it. It's definitely like an art to it, but I'm sensitive. I can't take all that ribbing.”

    — Darren Patterson

    Topics: #honeybees #springcleaning #homerenovation #comedy #donuts #arcadegames #interviews #1980snostalgia

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: Honeybees, honeybees, everyone loves honeybees, or at least you should. Look around. Honeybees give us flowers, they give us plants, they pollinate everything. They also give us honey, because they're honeybees. So the next time you see a honeybee on the street, don't go give them a high five, because they are not fans of that. Just give them a point and a wink and say, Hey Mr. Bee, Mrs. Bee, you're doing awesome. Thank you so much, honeybee. Yo, it's spring here on Bumper Podcasts, on Bumper Podcasts, on the Bumper Podcasts. And by spring, I mean it's late summer. And by late summer, I mean really there's not much summer left. But it's spring because I've been cleaning. I've been throwing stuff away, left and right. It's insane. Just like bags and bags and bags of stuff. We moved into the house a few years ago. But I'm still going through boxes. I'm like, oh, what's in this box? It's a mystery box. This is a fun box. I found a box the other day. It had penguins in it. Cute little penguins. Why were those not out waving at me every day when I come in? I don't know. There was another little box. It had a kitty cat mom and a little baby kitty cat. And it was like a planter. And it was just, I mean, it was the cutest thing. There was a wiener dog planter that we found. I mean, there's stuff down here that we don't even know we're missing. And then you open it. And it's just like, oh, look at this joy. Look at this joy. We're getting some work done in the house at some point. And by the way, I am not a good general contractor is what I am learning. The plumber, he was just like, how about you be the general contractor? You save yourself some money that way. And now I'm two months into my general contractor tenure. And the work has not started. It's not begun. The permits have not even been done. So lining up an electrician, a plumber, and a carpenter, I guess, difficult. It's a very difficult thing because, hey, I'm on this schedule. I'm on this schedule. Hell, I'm on this schedule. Oh, perfect. Good. Because I didn't actually want any of the work to be done. I just wanted to continuously email you and text you and call you and beg you to get the work started. Oh, wait. You would like for me to pay you a deposit? Great. No, that sounds like a lot of fun, especially considering I don't see any future when the work actually starts. So here, take my money. But whatever. Something's going to happen at some point, I assume. Right? If not, then I've just given them all my money. But another thing that I've had to do is so that the work, I have to move all sorts of stuff, shelves and whatnot. And so that sparked. Kind of a big, a big push to start just getting rid of stuff where I got a big bin and I'm throwing stuff in there for a yard sale. We hope to have an October yard sale, a rocktober yard sale. Get rid of some of this kid stuff, some crib and a changing table and a whatever the doodad is. You put the kids in, you push them around. I don't know what it's called. I can't even remember. I know what it was. I was expensive. I know that. What is it called? A buggy? A baby buggy? Hey, look at your baby. He's in a buggy. Okay. What's up with that? We have an awesome interview today also. I want to point that out. Pig is really tearing it up. I'm trying to think what else we have. We have a bed. I'm just telling you all this so that you can show up here on the second weekend of October. I don't know if that's when it's going to be. And take my stuff away. Take my stuff away, please. We have a pair of old. Marble lamps. Oh, how fancy of you. So maybe they can use that in the Addams Family revival that they are filming. But the thing is, I don't know if you do, but I accumulate so much stuff. I've got like four old computers that I want to go through, make sure everything is pulled off of them, and then I can get rid of those. Old broken printers. An old broken scanner. All this stuff that I just want gone. Just go away. Because I feel like if I get rid of stuff, then my house is going to feel lighter somehow, if that's possible. I don't know if it is, but I think it's just a mental thing where it's just like, oh, I've got all this stuff and it's dragging me down. I don't want to be dragged down. I don't want to be dragged down. I want to be set free, man, like a bumblebee. I heard that commercial at the beginning. I love the commercials. If you ever need a commercial for anything, please just send me an email. BumperPodcast at NattyBumperCar.com and I will make you a commercial for my podcast. But right now, let's listen to Pig's interview because I'm super excited. Hey there, ladies and gentlemen. It's me, Aloysius J. Pig, and this is another one of my interviews. It's like we're just knocking them out of the park. Left, right, left, right, boom, bang, boom. You've got no idea, but it's me talking to all these people. Fun people? I think so. And from what I heard from you, you seem to like them too. Well, this next dude, he's a great dude. He lives here in New Jersey with me. He does a stand-up comedy with me. And from what I've heard from BumperCar, there's a real love of donuts between this dude and that dude. So, with nothing more being said, I want to bring on the show. Welcome, my pal. Hey, Mr. Darren Patterson. How you doing?

    Unknown: Hey, Aloysius. What's shaking?

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh, bacon. What's shaking? Bacon. That's what I said.

    Unknown: Yeah. Is that hack? Am I the first? Have you heard that before?

    Natty Bumpercar: That's how I wake up in the mirror. It's like my mantra.

    Unknown: Oh, you look in the mirror and say, what's shaking? Bacon?

    Natty Bumpercar: I grab in the bathroom. I grab each side of the mirror, and I go, what's shaking? Bacon. What's shaking? Bacon. That's how I wake up every morning. I do it like 100 times.

    Unknown: 100 times?

    Natty Bumpercar: That's a lot. And then behind that, I got the Eye of the Tiger playing. So, I'll say it to the beat of that. Oh, wow. It's really a cacophony. The kids can't stand it.

    Unknown: Wow, that's intense. I didn't know you were such an intense pig.

    Natty Bumpercar: You know what? You don't wake up like this, right? You got to work into it. Right. And once I do that, I go do my exercises. Oh, what do you do? I strap myself to a yoke, and I plow the fields. You know, I do that a little bit.

    Unknown: This sounds vaguely like Rocky IV. Are you confusing?

    Natty Bumpercar: No, I don't know what you're talking about. I do CrossFit as well, so I'm just trying to. You know, Blur, you're really close to what I was doing there. So, I flip tires. I volunteer firemen. That's the thing I do.

    Unknown: Volunteer firemen? That sounds like a good job. No, it's an exercise.

    Natty Bumpercar: Is it? Yeah. What I do is I have a scanner so that I can hear whenever there's a fire in the neighborhood. And then I just show up, and I feel like I'm exercising.

    Unknown: So, you're like a vigilante firefighter. Basically, you just kind of show up with a bucket of water and help out however you can.

    Natty Bumpercar: Well, I don't even got no bucket, but I do have a cool hat. It's not even really a fire hat. It's just, I don't think it's a cool hat.

    Unknown: It's kind of, yeah. Okay. But you don't go, do you go into the fire? Like, what do you do? You just stand around?

    Natty Bumpercar: No, no, no, man. I just hang out. But the weird thing is this dude from the newspaper, he's been taking my picture with all the different fires, right? Okay. Okay. From what I heard. He's got a theory that I am, in fact, the one who is starting the fires just so I can come and hang out with the firemen. Not true.

    Unknown: Oh, really? No. It sounds like, are you committing to, are you admitting a crime here? Did you indeed start the fire via Billy Joel or no?

    Natty Bumpercar: Here's what happened is we just got Lifetime on the television, and I've been watching a lot of Lifetime movies, and I feel like I'm conflating a little bit, you know? Conflating? Okay. Not igniting, but conflating. So what I'm doing is I'm watching things on TV, and I'm folding them into the real events of my life. Maybe they're not true. I'm going to say they're not here just for the sake of the court case that is pending.

    Unknown: Gotcha. Just keep the legal eagles out of it.

    Natty Bumpercar: Have you, enough about, I mean, we could talk about me all night, all day. You know, everybody loves to talk about pig, of course. But tell me about you.

    Unknown: Who are you, anyway? Oh. Oh, my. I'm a comic. I do shows in New York, New Jersey. Yeah, I try to make people laugh whenever I can. Uh-huh. I'm trying to make people laugh with jokes. Jokes? Whenever I can. Okay. Yeah, like funny talk. Funny stuff.

    Natty Bumpercar: Now, I heard you say you're a comedian, right? Yes, indeed. Do you ever, in conversation, do you ever mix it up? Are you like, I'm a comedian, I'm a comic, I'm a stand-up comedian. Do you mix it around a little bit?

    Unknown: What do you mean? Like the three different titles?

    Natty Bumpercar: I think it's all the same thing in my mind. I don't know if there's a difference.

    Unknown: Yeah. I mean, you could say I'm a comic. I usually say comic around other comics. Oh, wait. What did you say to me? What? No?

    Natty Bumpercar: What? What's going on? What did you say? Originally, did you say you were a comic? What did you say?

    Unknown: I said I was a comic. Oh, what did I say?

    Natty Bumpercar: I don't know. Because if you said comic before, and now you're saying that you usually say comic in front of other comedians, then I feel like you think I'm a comedian. I feel like you think I'm a comedian. I feel like you think I'm a comic, which makes me happy.

    Unknown: Oh, well, of course you're a comedian, right? Like, you just said in the intro, we do comedy shows together. Like, I mean, I haven't really seen your act, but like you said, we must have done it together sometime, so yeah, you're a comic.

    Natty Bumpercar: We're on the scene together. You know, I ain't done no roast battles with you or nothing, so I don't know how happy that we are.

    Unknown: Yeah, I can't do roast battles. I don't have the heart to be all mean to people.

    Natty Bumpercar: I went and I watched, I go watch that. That guy, KP, Burke, you know. KP Burke, yeah. I go to the city, and I've seen him do it a couple, two or three times, I guess, and it hurts. I don't, I'm not even in it, but I'm just like, this seems like a good way to get exposure. It's hot now. People seem to be into it, but I ain't got it. I ain't got it at all.

    Unknown: I know. I listen to, because they have that one at the stand, they have it on the podcast, too, and I listen to KP on the podcast, and it was like, wow. I mean, I appreciate it, how you can do it. It's definitely like an art to it, but I'm sensitive. I can't take all that ribbing.

    Natty Bumpercar: No, I don't need, I get enough from my friends, you know. I'm just hanging out with them, and they're like, That was them poking mean at me.

    Unknown: That sounds just like random noises.

    Natty Bumpercar: They don't even say any actual words. Those are just the noises they're making at me. But even,

    Unknown: They just, Okay.

    Natty Bumpercar: Just that, as a group of people doing that at me, like, you got to imagine, you got four or five people going, and it hurts. It don't feel good.

    Unknown: Yeah. You need a tough shell, a tough hide in order to do stuff like that. I just ain't got it, man.

    Natty Bumpercar: I like the thing. I got a thick skin, but I think to do that, I need like a tortoise. Like you said, I need a tortoise shell.

    Unknown: A tortoise. Yeah. I could see that. I mean, people, they wouldn't be able to poke you if you had a tortoise shell. They wouldn't be able to ping-pang, pitty-pang on you.

    Natty Bumpercar: It'd bounce right off of me. It'd be like, pitty-pang, pang. Did you, when you, growing up, did you ever play, I don't remember if it was like war or whatever, and people would be like, pew-pew, I got you. And you'd be like, bro, I got my deflector shield on. And you'd be like.

    Unknown: Yeah, yeah, we used to do that. And they'd be like, oh, no, you didn't get me with your gun because I, it bounced off my shield. And then you'd like immediately have a shield. Yeah. Like out of nowhere.

    Natty Bumpercar: And they're looking around. They're like, we're playing with shields now. Nobody told me. Where did you get a shield?

    Unknown: Like I had. Well, you don't have a gun, but, you know, so why can't I have a shield? And then they up it and up it to like, you know, oh, well, I destroy your shield with my rocket launcher. And then you say, oh, I destroy your rocket launcher with my, you know, nuclear bomb. And then that's how war starts.

    Natty Bumpercar: I always, yeah, see, it's like an arms race. Yeah. I always feel like the kid who's got the best imagination should win that game because he can think up anything, right? He's not some basic, you know, but, but then there's, I think a lot of times a kid to the big imaginations, the society beats them down a lot. So they don't have as much confidence. So they can't, they can't. I'm getting deep here. That's what I do, bro. That's what I, you know, I like to, I, what I'd like to do is I like to see the scab and then I just rip it right off. And then we're in there. We're talking. We're talking. I mean, well, I just sound a little bit grosser than I meant for it to sound. I'm going to put a band. I'm going to put some, some, uh, near spawn on there and I'm just going to put that bandaid back on. Now we're safe. Okay. Uh, beautiful. But I think, I mean, like, honestly, that was, was that, that was a legit point, right? Uh, sure.

    Unknown: I mean, I don't feel like you're going with me. No, I, I, I'm not, I'm just trying to follow you. I'm trying to figure out where you're going. Okay. You're talking about kids getting beaten down.

    Natty Bumpercar: Well, so like you got, you got your, your, your kids. You got a kid with a lot of imagination, right? Like he's an arty kid. He likes to do art, right? Right. And then there's the kids who, who maybe have less of an imagination, but more muscles we'll say. And so they like to put the little arty kid under the thumb, right? And push him down, which wrecks arty kids, uh, uh, confidence a little bit. Right. Right. So then you're playing this war thing where the arty kid with the imagination should be winning because he can make up anything, but he can't because the big kid's got him under his thumb.

    Unknown: And so, uh, I see what you're saying.

    Natty Bumpercar: And then it gets, you know, I don't know, man, you grow up and then the whole world's against you. And it is like, I just want to be imagination pig. And they're like, you can't.

    Unknown: I, oh, wow. I didn't, I didn't know we'd hit a nerve here. Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: Well, I think I'm going to be, I think I'm just going to take a second, but while I, while I do that. So you do comedy. Tell me a little bit about, about yourself, Darren.

    Unknown: Uh, well, I do comedy in New York, New Jersey, wherever, wherever we'll have me. Uh, I also do a podcast. What? Uh, much like yourself. Yeah. I do a podcast.

    Natty Bumpercar: Now that's fun. What do you do in your podcast?

    Unknown: Uh, well, the podcast I do with my buddy, Evan Morgenstern, uh, it's called the Virgin Chronicles and it's basically about, you know, people coming on our show, comics, you know, uh, writers, performers, whoever. And they talk about their first time doing stuff. Like, you know, first time, uh, yeah. So it's like your first job, first time you got your heart broke, first kiss, first trip. Wow. First time you got, uh, you know, first time you got, uh, drunk, any, any first time thing.

    Natty Bumpercar: The first time I went skydiving.

    Unknown: Yeah. If it's a good story behind that, we'd love to hear it for a time. You've been skydiving?

    Natty Bumpercar: Well, let me, so I haven't done it yet, but I'm saying like, maybe it's going to be a great story and then I'll, and then I'll give you a call is what I'm saying.

    Unknown: I see. Okay. So it's, it's. It hasn't happened yet. Well, we kind of want to have first time stuff that you've already done. Oh. Not, not going to do. Do you. It's a little caveat we have.

    Natty Bumpercar: Do you ever do a thing like where you, um, you could do like, uh, when I, it's not, this is your life, but where you have to guess where you have like, uh, I was a cook in France. I was, I, I was a volcanic, uh, inspector or I, uh, worked at Panera and you have to guess which one it is. And then they tell the story.

    Unknown: Um, that, that sounds like, uh, to tell the truth or you bet your life or something.

    Natty Bumpercar: That's what it was to tell the truth. That's what I was trying to remember. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

    Unknown: Yeah. That's, we don't, that's nothing like the pot. That's we don't, we don't do that at all.

    Natty Bumpercar: Okay. Okay. Maybe. I don't know. We could start. I'm just giving you terrible ideas for your podcast. Maybe you, um, you have a wheel, right. And you have different, uh, subjects on the, do you ever do, you could do it live and it's on stage. And you go clickety clack, like, like, like, like the whole wheel spinning. Right. And then it lands on clowns. We'll say, right. And then you say to the audience, who's got a story about clown. Now this is terrible. Don't listen to any of this.

    Unknown: I say that sounds like wheel of fortune or maybe even the big wheel in price is right. It sounds like one of those.

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh man. I love that big wheel in price is right. Cause it's it to the wheel of fortune. It's, it's, it's a laying down wheel. That's just, you know, going around. Yeah. But that price is right. Wheel. It's like, if it came off of it's it's axle, it's coming right at you.

    Unknown: Yeah. That thing is just like a, like a Indiana Jones, that bold or just ready to take out the first row. I don't know. I'm surprised there. You keep that, uh, so that, that thing of death in there.

    Natty Bumpercar: I can't remember, like, I think if you hit a dollar, you get a thousand dollars or something like that. Right.

    Unknown: Or something like that. I mean, I remember this from like all the times I was like home sick from school. So yes. That's what everybody wants to get.

    Natty Bumpercar: Cause like, that's the perfect one is a thousand dollars the most you can get from the wheel.

    Unknown: Uh, I, I believe so.

    Natty Bumpercar: I haven't seen it in a while, but here's the, so here's my plan, right? I'm going to work out a little bit. My, my delts, you know, mostly, and my, uh, my, some, some, some glutes, some quads and then I'm going to go on to price is right. I'm going to win. Of course, I'm gonna get to the wheel, but I'm going to pull it so hard. That I actually rip it over. Now the wheel is going to roll over me, right? Crush me a little bit. I'm going to get hurt. This is not going to be pretty.

    Unknown: Okay.

    Natty Bumpercar: I guarantee I'm going to get more than that thousand dollars. What this is. I'm looking for an angle here. I'm looking for a loophole, right?

    Unknown: Uh, so this is, you're trying to like scam, uh, scan the prices, right?

    Natty Bumpercar: People. Hey, you know what? Your wheel broke, bro. What are you doing to me?

    Unknown: I don't know if you should. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if you should be saying all this on a podcast. Like this is. This is like admissible evidence. I mean, I mean, I'm no lawyer, but like this, it sounds like a good, nobody listens to this

    Natty Bumpercar: show from what I understand. I don't know. I mean, bumper car is basically like Netflix. He ain't giving me none of the numbers or whatever. I'm just like, Hey bro, how many people listen to this? And he's just winks at me and I'm just like, I don't know what that means. And I, I look at my paycheck, right? And the, the contract, we have a thing where once we hit certain, uh, levels of listenership, there's a multiplier in there. And I'm always looking at my check and I'm like, bro, it looks the same as last week. You know? What are we doing?

    Unknown: You're getting paid for this? You're making money.

    Natty Bumpercar: We roll. We rolled deep here. Okay. I don't know. I don't know how you get down on your, on your, on your show. You know what? You should, you should do a podcast with your host, right? But the first time you got paid to do a podcast, oh, that I still waiting on that. Okay. We'll see. That's like my skydiving story. It seems like it's all working out.

    Unknown: Very well. Yeah, I guess so. Wow. Right. I guess we will. Yeah. We will have you on then about your skydiving.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. God. I'm just, I'm just messing with it. So let me talk. Okay. You do call me, do a podcast. Uh, I do podcast and you, you move, you move around the, the New York, New Jersey area.

    Unknown: Do you ever go far afield far, like, like farther out somewhere?

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Like, like Pennsylvania. I don't know how far, uh, Connecticut.

    Unknown: That's pretty far. Uh, yeah. Yeah, I do. I did a couple of shows in, uh, Yonkers once I just, oh, I just came back from doing a show. Uh, I did one in Buffalo and I did one in Toronto just like a week ago. Wait, really?

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. I was in Toronto twice. You've been like, oh, you know, I do New York, New Jersey, but like you went to Toronto, another country, bro.

    Unknown: I know. But I mean, I mainly do New York and New Jersey, like, but like that, that whole, the Buffalo, Toronto, that's like a kind of a one-off thing. Oh. And I did, I was in, uh, Lexington, Kentucky once I did some standup. See?

    Natty Bumpercar: And do you, okay. So do you find, uh, a different crowd response? Like I feel, you know, New York, New Jersey, it's weird. New York's audiences are pretty specific depending on the club you're at, I feel. Um, and then New Jersey audiences are pretty, I mean, you can pretty much, when you go into a room, you can look around and you can be like, okay, this is going to be this kind of room. This is going to be a VFW room. It's maybe going to be a little bit skew, a little bit older, whatever. Right? Right.

    Unknown: Right. Yeah. Like, I mean, I had to learn that the hard way. There was one time I did a show in central Jersey and like the, I, I'm, I mean, I'm like in my, I guess I just turned 40. So I guess I did, I turned 40, but I went in there and like, I was like the youngest person in the room. Like everybody was like in their fifties and stuff. And, uh, but all the jokes I had were kind of, I guess, towards young folks. Yeah. Uh, yeah, they did not get anything. It was, it was, I died a horrible death that night.

    Natty Bumpercar: But I feel like your stuff is accessible. I don't, I mean, I don't, you don't talk about the Twitter tweets and none of that stuff.

    Unknown: I don't, I don't do the Twitter tweets, but I mean, a lot of this stuff, I mean, I do like a whole chunk about, you know, being broke and having no money, but it seems like people in their fifties, they, you know, they're, they're just swimming in it. All types of cash and the gold doubloons and whatnot. So like, they don't relate to my brokenness.

    Natty Bumpercar: Gold doubloons. Was Scrooge McDuck there?

    Unknown: Uh, that's what I imagine. I imagine. I imagine. Well, Scrooge, he's an older man, so he has gold doubloons. So I figure all older people have a gold doubloons. Right.

    Natty Bumpercar: Are you? Oh, of course. I mean, bumper cars got a whole closet full of them. He says he won't even let me look in there. I don't know what's going on. I knew it. Yeah. He's loaded. He's Mr. Moneybags, Mr. Bumpercar Moneybags. That's his name.

    Unknown: He's burning, just burning cigars with dollar bills. I know what he's up to.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. He's the fireplace. It's just got stacks of hundreds and I'm just like, man, and like we ordered a pizza the other day and I was like, bro, because he was out, he was out, he was out on the town and I was just like, bro, how am I going to pay for this pizza you ordered? And he's just like, pull one from the stack in a fireplace. And I was like, very classy bumper car. Very, very classy. Oh man.

    Unknown: That podcast must be paying you some coins.

    Natty Bumpercar: Stacks and stacks and stacks. Stacks upon stacks upon stacks is what I'm at. Gee willikers.

    Unknown: All right. You know, you had it like that. You're like a rapper or something.

    Natty Bumpercar: I, I mean, I, I got a lot of mad chains. I don't know if I had mad chains.

    Unknown: Oh wow. Now you're from the street. I loved it.

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh yeah. Yeah. I, you know, the dirty, dirty. That's I, I went to, I went to school. I did get a degree from the school of hot dogs. It was pretty good. It was a rough, rough education.

    Unknown: Got a doctorate in stone cold rocking it.

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh wow. That's an old one.

    Unknown: That's an old one. That's an old phrase. I heard it back in the day.

    Natty Bumpercar: I got a doctorate in stone cold rocket. I liked that. That's got a good pentameter.

    Unknown: Yeah. Wow. You, you know, all these big words, you're, you're so scholarly. I'm, I'm shocked.

    Natty Bumpercar: Well, Bubba Kai got a master's degree in art. Don't ever do that. But so I guess he's got a lot of big words in his head, but he wanders around the house just basically mumbling to himself. And sometimes I'll pick up on words. That's what happens.

    Unknown: That's yeah. That sounds like Maddie.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Usually I don't even know a lot of times what he's even talking about, but I'm just like, okay, bro. And sometimes I'll, I'll pick up the words and then I say I'm wrong. So, you know? Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry. No, it's all right today. I went, I got a, uh, oh, you're going to like, I got a trace late chase donut from the Montclair bread company. Dude.

    Unknown: No, no, no fooling. No. I just, I just had a trail H a not just, but I did get a trail H a donut from the Montclair bakery and a Nutella.

    Natty Bumpercar: Wait. Oh really? Yeah. I got a Nutella. Wait. Oh, the, the trade led J's. It makes me cry a little bit when I get it.

    Unknown: It's divine. Like it's one of my favorite, I mean, I just like trail H a cake in general. Oh yeah. And, uh, yeah, my wife, uh, that's me. We just drove by there this morning and we got like a bunch of donuts and she knows I love trail H a cake that she got me a trail H a donut and she knows I love them to tell us. So I got in this whole donut season today.

    Natty Bumpercar: You did this.

    Unknown: Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: This morning. Darren, I had one today, today on this very day.

    Unknown: On this, on this very, on this beautiful Eve.

    Natty Bumpercar: And I even, I, I sat in the restaurant and ate it so that I could, cause I didn't want to, I called my wife and I was just like, bro, I'm going to get a donut. Do I need to bring anything home for them? For the monsters? And she was just like, I don't think that's a good idea. And I was like me either. So I stayed there and I ate it.

    Unknown: Right.

    Natty Bumpercar: Amazing. It was such a good, relaxing experience. I had breakfast. It was delicious.

    Unknown: Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: I mean, I love, I love donuts, but that donut is, there's just something about it. It's just so good.

    Unknown: It is divine. I, I, you know, I mean, I know I'm, now I'm getting old. I'm trying to be healthier, but this is like the little fat kid in me that just loves donuts and cakes and pies and cheeseburgers and all that stuff. I just can't help myself.

    Natty Bumpercar: You can't help yourself. So I was staying in there at the counter and for everybody, don't want it. I don't know. There's a place called the Montclair Bread Company and they make donuts and they're phenomenal. They want some competition, whatever. Yeah. I think they were like Food Network and stuff.

    Unknown: Weren't they? They might.

    Natty Bumpercar: I think so. They had like a big banner outside today and I just, all I, it just, I just saw it say winner. And I was like, yes you are. Yes. Yeah. Yes you are. But so the donuts are all out there on display, the breads and whatever. And I love the, the Tres Leches the most, but they had one today. It was a s'mores. That caught my eye. Right. So I'm looking at it, but then I always want to go back to my, my number one because I only get like one a month because the same me, I'm trying to be healthy. Right. And the girl, she's like looking at me and I'm looking at the donuts and she's like, you're looking at all the donuts. And I was like, yeah, I'm relaxed. Like they're calling me, you know, like the Fruity Pebbles donut wants me to eat it. And she started laughing because I guess I'm a pig in a donut shop and I'm getting one donut. And she said, I says to her, how do you even work in this place? Like how do you handle it? And then the other girl jumps in. She's like, it's not easy. You know, after the first few, you know, a couple of weeks, so you get a little bit sick of the donuts. And I was just like, that's blasphemy. It's not even possible.

    Unknown: It might be. I mean, you're probably best if you're somebody who doesn't, who's like lactose intolerant or doesn't like donuts and sweets, if you work there, that way you can keep yourself at bay. Yeah. Other than that. I don't know those. I mean, do you, do you get like a discount? Maybe?

    Natty Bumpercar: No. So that's the thing she said. She's like, here's the thing. Well, maybe you get discount, but she was just like, the best part is they make us pay for everything. So in my mind I was, yeah, I was just like, man, they even get a discount at the Apple store. How are you not getting a discount here, girl?

    Unknown: Yeah. People that work at the gap get like a half off of like sweaters or whatever.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Yeah. So if you're going to be around the merchandise, you got to get a discount so that you can push the merchandise. Is what I'm thinking.

    Unknown: Absolutely. Like back in the day, I want to date myself. I worked at the Virgin mega store in Manhattan and I got discounts from that.

    Natty Bumpercar: Wait, wait. The one down on 14th or wait, is that what it was? Yeah. No, no. There was. Wait. Yeah.

    Unknown: 14th right by the park. Not Washington square, but. Union. Yeah. Union. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: You worked there? Yeah. Yeah. I did. From 99 to 01 back in my college days. Wait, really? Yeah.

    Unknown: Wow. How bohemian of you.

    Natty Bumpercar: I had no idea. Well, it's sort of, yeah, it was random. I think I may have talked about it before. So real quick, I moved from Georgia to New York to go to grade school. Okay. Financial aid fell through and I was homeless for a few months. Oh wow. It was wonderful. I do not recommend it.

    Unknown: Homelessness, I do not recommend.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. I would say if you can stay away from it, you might want to consider it. Right?

    Unknown: Eventually. If you can get yourself some shelter, go for it.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Even if it's under a bridge. Seriously. So what I would do every so often, there was a couch in the East Village on like, what was it? Ninth? I can't even remember. Ninth? Between first and second. And I'd stay there every so often. But I would stay in the studio at school behind paintings because it was an art school. Ooh. And I would make like a lean-to of giant canvases and I would just sleep behind the canvases.

    Unknown: Oh wow. How inventive. Well, with desperate times, my friend.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Call for desperate. Yeah, you got to do what you got to do. I didn't have all these stacks of cash like I do now.

    Unknown: Bro, I got to tell you, I ain't got no stacks of cash. I just got to be honest.

    Natty Bumpercar: That sounds- You just said you had, so you don't, there is no cash. There's nothing. I mean, like we, I didn't know this could happen, but I went to my online banking account the other day and it had an animated GIF of moths in my online banking account. I was like, that's a good thing. That's a good thing.

    Unknown: That's a good thing. That's a good thing.

    Natty Bumpercar: That's a good thing. That's a good thing. I don't know why would they do that. I think it's because like the bank saying, hey, this guy or gal, they don't have any money. Let's not show them how much money they don't have. Let's show them this little moth gift to, you know, make them smile a little bit before they realize that of their own poverty. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

    Unknown: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then the last time I did it It did the That noise That happens when Pac-Man loses the life You know I like that

    Natty Bumpercar: That's so fun That when The last When a couple times ago When Trumbo was on I He was talking about Q-Bit And we were trying to figure out Q-Bit noises Like when he Oh yeah And now you're doing Well Let's see I guess this is my new thing How does Q-Bit sound When he Passes away

    Unknown: I don't I don't know I know he makes that noise Like when he gets hit with something Where like a little Speak bubbles come down And it's all like You know the symbol That's supposed to be A person And it goes like And it's like Something like that

    Natty Bumpercar: I like that Because all we got We Okay you had a lot more Because all we had was just like But I think yours might be more But we both remember the bubbles But we couldn't remember nothing It was just like And I was supposed to look it up And actually We left a blank spot In the interview For Bumpercar To do producing And put the noise in there But he never did it So

    Unknown: Too busy walking around Mumbling to himself In his robe Yes He got no time for that You know What's he gonna do I gotta walk around and mumble I got time to work On your podcast now Yeah he's like

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah I gotta go You know Research No thank you Thank you

    Unknown: Yeah I remember I remember Q-Bert From my old Arcade days I remember that I remember There was another video game We used to play a lot Burger Time Oh yeah You're stepping on pickles And there was one Tapper Where you're like a bartender And you had to like You had to like serve All these People in the bar Beer Before they like Picked you up And threw you out

    Natty Bumpercar: Yep You had to run From like Counter to counter To counter Yeah exactly Make the beer Throw the beer down And if you don't hold The button down long enough Then it doesn't fill up enough And you lose that one And then they're getting closer And they're getting closer And sometimes they're like There's a bachelorette party Coming down And you're like I can't keep up with this Like how am I supposed to And then sometimes There's like a group of police And they drink You know So it's just like There's a lot There's a lot

    Unknown: It was Yeah In hindsight now I don't know if like A Budweiser video game You know In place of all these children Was maybe the wisest thing to do But

    Natty Bumpercar: I don't know Whatever Yeah you know It was just teaching us Life skills That's what it was doing

    Unknown: It was the 80s It was a different time

    Natty Bumpercar: It was a crazy time Yeah I remember

    Unknown: I remember Dragon's Lair too That was an insane video game

    Natty Bumpercar: Did you watch What was that show It was on Netflix With the kids Stranger Things

    Unknown: Stranger Things Yeah new season Coming in October I can't wait

    Natty Bumpercar: So the new season Has a trailer And they're in an arcade And they're playing Dragon's Lair

    Unknown: I know I remember that I remember that being Like the toughest video game ever Like I don't think I knew anybody That even came close To beating it

    Natty Bumpercar: No It was a CD-ROM game It was like It was on a giant disc Yeah Right right And it was made by Hold on Don Bluth I feel like

    Unknown: Don Bluth Yeah no He ran the 80s I remember like He did like All Dogs Go to Heaven Secret of Nim Like he was The American Tail He was like The animator in the 80s He was like He was running it

    Natty Bumpercar: But where did he go He just disappeared He's got too much money I guess

    Unknown: I guess so It's just you know He got stacked By the fireplace And mumbling to himself In his mansion I guess or something

    Natty Bumpercar: He and Bumper Cushion Started a group Crazy Crazy people who make stuff But Bumper You know Bumper Cushion He's not gonna Nobody's gonna want to Hang out with that dude He's a little off To be honest

    Unknown: He's a nice guy What are you talking about You know

    Natty Bumpercar: I got my problems I don't want to bring him up here Because I mean I know he's never gonna listen here So I think it's okay Right But you know Let's just say Maybe things aren't all perfect All the time You know

    Unknown: Oh wow Alright I don't want to get involved I don't want to get in the middle Of this Lover's quarrel Or whatever it is

    Natty Bumpercar: Bro you are You're not even in the middle At this point You're like You're at 60-40 Okay You're under 60 You're past the middle Okay I feel like You know You know some things So the next time you see him Maybe it's not gonna be As sweet and sour No I don't know I got hungry I literally I got hungry In the middle of that sentence It was such a long sentence That I started thinking About Chinese food

    Unknown: You think about Dipping sauces While I'm talking to you Yeah

    Natty Bumpercar: I'm trying that loud pig Come on I trailed off Into dipping sauces It's like I'm like Hey Darren You know Tell me about your hopes And dreams And ranch And you're like What? What? What are you talking about ranch? What is he talking about?

    Unknown: And spicy chipotle Wait what?

    Natty Bumpercar: What did you say? Man you know what I love Is a I like to do some cooking Is a Chili Chili peppers Chipotle peppers In an adobo sauce Yeah right Because But then you just take That adobo sauce And you mix it in with stuff And it gives you this Deep smoky heat That just makes everything

    Unknown: Pop Oh Mama mia That sounds delicious

    Natty Bumpercar: I'm actually drooling I didn't know This was going to happen tonight I'm drooling

    Unknown: Yeah no We talked a lot A lot of food talk here Like chipotle And donuts Dipping sauces

    Natty Bumpercar: Dipping sauces Wow

    Unknown: It's like a cooking channel Thing over here

    Natty Bumpercar: It really is It feels like It's moving in that direction I um You know I gotta tell you I gotta I gotta go pass it out here Pretty soon But I wanna hear So let's see You got your podcast You do your comedy You live in Jersey You've been All the way up to Toronto Where are you I mean I got so many questions But I feel like I gotta I gotta wrap up Um Do you think you ever Want to come back We could come back You're coming back on the show One day right?

    Unknown: I absolutely will come back Whenever you'll have me Just give me Give me a shout A holler And whatever you Whatever you want

    Natty Bumpercar: Okay so here's what We're gonna do though Uh We're switching The format up I think a little bit After this episode So when you come back on You're gonna tell me About something And it's the first time That you've done something And this is just Off the top of my head I'm just spitballing here Blue sky Go for it So yeah When you The first time You've done something And that you have A good story about Then you can come on this show And you can talk about it Is that I mean does that make sense Is that a good podcast

    Unknown: Uh wait yeah Wait are you asking me To do my podcast On your podcast Is that what's Happening here

    Natty Bumpercar: Now wait a minute Now I feel like yours Is a little bit Different maybe I can't remember Exactly what we was Talking about But this is More like The first time I mean I'm not Explaining it I'm like you know I get excited It's the first time You've done something Right

    Unknown: That No that sounds like Uh Don't make me call My lawyers And get the legalese In here

    Natty Bumpercar: Papa God This dude's got lawyers What are you doing To get me right

    Unknown: I feel like I'm

    Natty Bumpercar: Entangled right now I feel like I'm Entrapped

    Unknown: Well I Maybe not lawyers Just I know one I know one guy That's a paralegal Okay That's about it You met a lawyer once That's fine I know one guy That saw an episode Of Night Court So I feel like He's got the Gist of it

    Natty Bumpercar: I feel like that's Airtight I feel like that's An open and shut case Is what I feel like That he

    Unknown: That's right That's right You better You better lawyer up Alright well Mr.

    Natty Bumpercar: Mr. Darren Patterson Tell me where Can people find you

    Unknown: Uh if you can find me On Twitter and Instagram At Darren Credible And my website is DarrenCredible.com D-A-R-I-N Credible

    Natty Bumpercar: Darren Credible So Bumper Guy's Gonna put all those links On the post Whenever this comes out Which who knows Because he's probably In Barbados Walking around Mumbling to himself But soon We will send you the links When things get up We promise Um Thank you so much again For coming on It was It was really fun Talking to you Hope you had a good time

    Unknown: I had a great time Thank you so much

    Natty Bumpercar: Awesome Alright well Cuuu Lick He's a good dude And he makes me hungry Cause now I want donuts Like I feel like I hope you listen to this At a time and a place Where you can get Where you can access donuts Because I Man Did you hear how Pig was saying Tres leches Like he was doing it wrong And Darren just went He was just like Tres leches Like bro This is That's not how you say the words It's tres leches Tres leches And he's like Okay Okay Fine Don't care As long as it's in my belly I um Those donuts are so good And they're so far away Like if I wanted to get one I'd have to leave right now And I'd have to wait in line And I'd have to get a donut And I'd have to be late to work And then I would get there And they would all be like Oh you didn't bring us any donuts And I'd be like No they're four bucks a piece Back off Relax Give me a Give me a raise And maybe we'll see About some donut action I uh We had to fill in uh The uh Our uh Our goals for next year We found out yesterday Like by Two days Tomorrow I think I have to fill in What are your goals? And uh It was amazing There was this one dude Who was just like I don't have any goals Like in a meeting Like you're in a meeting And uh They were just like We'll make some up And he was just like But I don't have goals Like he stood his ground He was just like This is This is the hill I'm gonna stand on I don't have goals And so somebody was just like Dude just kinda You know Maybe here And then they Rattled off Three or four things Like here Use this Use that Use this Use that And the guy was just like I don't know And I was just like He He's telling you What to put Into the thing Just write Just Take notes right now Go back to your computer Put these things in there And you're done You've done it You've fulfilled The thing That the company Is asking you to do My goal is gonna be Eat more donuts I think And uh Oh You know what my other goal Is gonna be Is uh To get more calls On the podcast I feel like Nobody's calling Uh It's sad I thought I love the calls The calls are really One of my favorite things And also to review More products I considered For a half a second I have a shop vac Here sitting next to me That I could've Been like Oh I don't know It's orange It's It You know It's a vacuum It does vacuum And stuff But I didn't feel like Doing that I wanna give you guys Real reviews I'm surprised I haven't reviewed That iPad Pro yet I've been messing With that thing Oh boy Oh boy I really I can't wait For the new iOS 11 Or whatever It's number is Because it's It's gonna change The world It's not It's not gonna change The world I uh I'm trying to get used To the uh The drawing mechanic Of the whole thing Um I like it a lot Um But I don't know If I love it But it's all You know It's kind of A learning curve And I'm also Trying to figure out I don't know What the proper size To draw stuff on is Uh As far as pixels And DPI And everything And um The vector programs I don't like as much As the sketchy programs Just in terms of Um I don't know I'm just trying to figure it out I don't know what the best one To use is Either But I'm excited to have it I'm very Excited to have it So I can play around I want to make some stuff I want to make some books I've got all these books written I want to make drawings for them Why can't I do that? Why can't I just Do that? Why can't I Follow through? I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I feel like Pig's Following through on his interviews And I'm I'm the one I'm the laggard I'm the one Falling behind here It's fine You know what? It's totally fine Anyway Hey Bumper Podcast Uh Next week I'm going to be at the beach But I have a Cool episode Already lined up So hopefully The internet will actually work And it will post by itself Because I'm not going to have I'm not going to have Wifi I'm not going to have None of it No internet So I could I guess I could Maybe I could I don't know I could figure it out I'm going to figure it out It's going to be awesome Uh Special thanks to Darren Patterson For coming on our show He's top notch And uh Please come back And listen some more And please Call in I don't know the number I'm joking The phone number is 646-847-7976 So please 646-847-7976 There's a lot of sixes There's a lot of sevens There's a couple of fours There's a nine Let's just call it It'll be awesome Leave me a message I'll reply I miss you Alright I'm going to the beach everybody Time to get this thing Moo

  • Bumperpodcast #301 – Socially Awkward

    Bumperpodcast #301 – Socially Awkward

    Here it is – the new podcast that everyone is talking about. We have a great interview, some call-ins, and we finally have a Facebook page (https://www.facebook.com/TheBumperpodcast/)!!

    The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! 

    It’s almost too much to bear – isn’t it? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    And – don’t forget to call in and leave a message – 646.847.7976.

    Oh – and – our special guest this week is John Trumbull!

    Go to these places to find John:

    Back Issue: http://twomorrows.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=1292
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/TrumbullComic
    Atomic Junk Shop: http://atomicjunkshop.com/category/john-trumbull/

     

     

     


    About This Episode

    In episode 301 of the Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar kicks off with musings about breakfast and cold July weather before diving into social awkwardness involving awkward handshakes and tea-drinking mishaps. The episode features a delightful interview segment with Aloysious J. Pig interviewing cartoonist and comedian John T. Trumbull, who discusses his work at the Joe Kubert School, his comic book art, and his upcoming Batman: The Animated Series retrospective. Natty also debuts the show's call-in segment, answering listener questions including one about his comedy influences—ranging from Howie Mandel to the Marx Brothers and Charlie Chaplin. The episode wraps with an adorable surprise guest appearance.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I was maybe 20 yards away from her… 10% of the tea decided to dribble out of my mouth… I couldn't even say hello. I wrecked my own hello.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “The eternal middle. It denotes both my life and my career status.”

    — John T. Trumbull

    “I used my left hand and I cupped his hand… it was like I was asking him to vote for me.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #comedy #socialawkwardness #cartoonists #batmananimatedseries #comedyinfluences #podcastcall-ins #interviews #handshakes

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Aloysious J. Pig, John T. Trumbull (Guest)

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: Did you just wake up? Are you hungry? Try breakfast. Breakfast is the first meal of the day and some people call it the most important meal of the day. You could have a waffle, you could have some pancakes, you could have some cereal, maybe some fruit, maybe some juice, a little cup of coffee, a little cup of tea. That sounds great as well. No better way to start your day than breakfast. Breakfast today, every day, for you. Evidently it wasn't made. It was never made. Maybe it's being worked on now. I think by the time this episode comes out, one exciting thing is, well finally, we're gonna have a Facebook page for the podcast. Specific to the podcast. Different from the Natty Bumper Car stuff, different from whatever. Are we gonna have a Twitter thing? I don't know. Probably. That makes sense too, right? This is what you're supposed to do. Hey, you have a podcast? Maybe you should do all these other things too. I don't know. No, clearly, honestly, I really don't know. We have another interview today. A very exciting interview that Pig has done. We have another review. Maybe of an actual thing this time. I don't know. We'll see about that. And we also have something that I forgot to do last episode that I'm super excited about. And that is that we are going to actually, we have calls that people, we have a phone number where people can call in and then you leave messages and then we can play them on the podcast and, you know, actually respond to them. The phone number, just in case you want to call in, we have a call and I can tell that you do is 646-847-7976. Again, that is 646-847-7976. Leave us a message and we'll get back to it. I almost promise you. I can't totally promise you, but I can almost promise you. That much I absolutely can do. So, with all that being said, let's go. Let's talk about stuff. Let's talk about junk. Let's talk about whatnot. What, what, whatnot. I can't believe how cold it is outside. Yes, I'm talking about the weather, but only because it's like July and it's almost August and I had a jacket on today. I will say that we were out in the public, in the public, and a woman's actually, who I didn't, didn't even know, said, really? Like she looked at my jacket. I assumed she was looking at my jacket. If she was just looking at me, then that's, I think I should be even sadder and more offended. But she, she kind of looked at me and she went, ugh, really? Like, really? How could you possibly? It's, and I was like, cause it's, there's a chill in the air. And she's like, well, it does feel like fall. And I was like, oh, so it feels like fall when people wear jackets and you're going to judge me. Awesome. This is a great conversation. I was, I was walking into work the other day and I had a giant, uh, uh, uh, giant jacket. And I was like, a drink, like a tea. It was tea from Dunkin' Donuts. And there was, there was a woman walking from down the hall and I was going to, I'm, I'm nice. I'm a gregarious bumper car. And so I'll, I'll say hello or, you know, whatever. And I walk past people. Hello. I'll give them a little point. I don't give them points. I'm like, Ooh, look at you. But I'm like, hello. Like, I just like to be like, how you doing? That's it. I don't say how you doing necessarily. Uh, but I do say hello. I like to greet people. And, uh, I was maybe 20 yards away from her. And she was like, oh, look at you. And I was like, oh, look her. And I had taken a sip from the straw of the tea. And I'll say 10%, a solid 10% of the tea decided to dribble out of my mouth on, like, it was just the right side of my face was just like, brr. And so then I made this like, uh, hunchback of Notre, Notre Dame, uh, kind of cringe. I was just like, ah, stay away. Like, uh, who's the dude from Frankenstein? I, I can't think of his name. Igor. I was very Igor about it. So sheep attention. She walked by and she was like, hello. And I was just like, brr. I couldn't even say hello. I wrecked my own hello because I was so disgusted with myself. And the fact that the liquid that was supposed to be in my mouth was now dribbling down my chin. These are problems that I have. These are, these are social situations are not one of my better things. I think when we come back from the interview, I, I'm going to tell you other social situations that I have failed at miserably lately. Um, because why? Because then I've talked about them and they make me feel better because then you don't have to live through them. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, get ready. It's pigs next interview right now.

    Aloysious J. Pig: All right. Hey everybody. It's me. Aloysius J pig. And I'm here for my interview part of my show on the bubba podcast. And we got a really fun dude coming up here today. Uh, I don't know a lot about him. I hope to find out a little bit about him and I hope you find out about a little bit. I got, I got confused. I got excited. I, you know, I get excited on these things. Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, we have a fun interview for you. You're going to love it. I swear to pieces. Give it up for if he's on the phone, is he on the phone producer? Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Jonathan. Is it Jonathan? I don't know his name. John. Oh, it's, Oh, Whoa. Whoa. Agro. This dude just jumps in. It's John T. Do people do this? T. Trumba. Trumba?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Close enough. Yeah, sure. Let's say that.

    Aloysious J. Pig: I can't, I'm reading the paper. It looks like it says Tom Trouble. John Terubble. Like Bonnie

    Natty Bumpercar: T. Rubble. Is that you? That's not your name. Let's see. Everybody. What's so, Hey buddy,

    Aloysious J. Pig: how you doing? It's me. Aloysius. Who are you?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): How I'm my name's John Trumbull. It's nice to talk to you. Should I call you Aloysius or should I call you pig? What do you prefer?

    Aloysious J. Pig: I mean, people who just met me, that feels like they call me something else. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not

    Natty Bumpercar: sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. It feels like they call me some of them either way, honestly. I was going to say it goes one way or the other, but sometimes they call me pig. Sometimes they call me Aloysius.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): I think I'll just call you pig for brevity sake. Is that alright?

    Natty Bumpercar: I appreciate brevity.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Okay.

    Natty Bumpercar: I went to school with a girl named brevity. Oh really? Yes. She didn't talk much. Oh yeah.

    Aloysious J. Pig: I see what I did.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): That's a shame.

    Aloysious J. Pig: So, John. What, tell me. Who is you? Are you? Anyways.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Well, uh, gosh, I know a certain meantime, he talked about, you know, um, he's always talking about Aliens. Your producer, Natty. Oh, boy. Yeah, I know. I'm sorry. But I've known him for about, oh, gosh, six years now. We met through the stand-up comedy world. I've seen you do a date or two with him.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Oh, yeah.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): You're a big fan? Oh, absolutely. I mean, he's a very funny guy, a very nice guy.

    Natty Bumpercar: No, no. You're not going to win this interview by buttering him up. Nobody's a fan of him.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): I mean, he's still nice. I mean, you know, it doesn't change the fact that he's nice. I'm sorry.

    Aloysious J. Pig: I got a question. So you met six years ago? So you met when you were 12?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yes, yes. Let me think. I was born in 1972. So, yes, I was 12.

    Natty Bumpercar: That's amazing. You've aged like Benjamin Button or something.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yeah, I'm aging in reverse. So are you nearing the beginning or the end?

    Natty Bumpercar: Are you kind of in the middle?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): I think I'm in an eternal middle.

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh, that should be the name of your comedy album, John, I feel like.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): The eternal middle. The eternal middle. It denotes both my life and my career status.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. I think I really, honestly, I mean, if nothing else, we should end this interview right now because I don't think we're going to get better than the eternal middle.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yeah, we peaked early.

    Natty Bumpercar: That should be yours. So do you have a web? You draw, right?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): I do draw a bit. Yes, yes.

    Aloysious J. Pig: And are you classically trained?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): I don't know if I would say classically trained. I went to art school.

    Natty Bumpercar: I'm so sorry to hear that.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): I know. I know. It's, you know, I was an art major in college and then I came up to New Jersey to go to the Joe Kubert School, which is a school where you learn how to do cartooning for comic books and animation and all that fun stuff.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Now, at the… At the Kubert School, was there a little orange dude who could only jump on squeeze?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): I never ran into him. I was always expecting to run into him whenever I turned a corner. But no, no, I think he's publicity shy.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Now, do you, do you ever, you said you did the comedy. Do you ever do impressions? Could you just whip something up for me?

    Natty Bumpercar: What would your impression, if you got into a talk, would Kubert be? I'll be you. You be Kubert. Okay?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Okay.

    Natty Bumpercar: This is going to be great. And…

    Aloysious J. Pig: Whistle, whistle, my name is John Trombone and I'm walking… Oh, hello.

    Natty Bumpercar: What's going on? What's going on? Seriously, I thought we weren't going to get better than the Eternal Middle, but whatever you just did blew that out of the water.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Well, thank you, Peg. I'm very flattered.

    Natty Bumpercar: Are you classically trained as a video game character as well?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): I think I just imprinted… I think I just imprinted on that from playing it on my Atari 2600 10 million times.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Is that really what he sounded like?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): I just, I remember the cartoon Profanity coming out of the word balloon out of his head whenever you killed him. And it made a sound something like that. Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack. It was, it was something like that. Maybe your producer could find like a sound clip of that and then like dub it in.

    Natty Bumpercar: That sounds like work, which I don't know if you've ever listened to my show, but we don't do a lot of it. But you know what? I'm going to, I'm going to get a post-it, a post-it note here. It's a pink post-it note. I'm going to write a Qubit sound insert here. Perfect.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yeah. Maybe you could just, we could just ask people to pause the podcast and then find that sound clip and listen to it themselves and then come back a minute later.

    Natty Bumpercar: I like that. I like that.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Maybe that's more practical.

    Natty Bumpercar: Okay. Everybody put your fingers on your buttons right now. Push. Oh, wait, don't push them yet. Push them when I say push them. Because if you push them now, you're not going to get the rest of the instructions. But what you're going to do is you're going to go to the Googs and you're going to put in a Q-Bart sound. And then, and then when you finish with that, you come back here and we'll compare notes. I think, I think that's going to work.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: All right.

    Aloysious J. Pig: So Qubit. So I went to Qubit school.

    Natty Bumpercar: Was it like, was it like, like Hogwarts? Did you have a sorting hat or something? Like you're, you're going to draw. You're going to draw Hufflepuff things or whatever. You're going to draw skimpy women or whatever people draw.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Well, you know, they, they did have like the, the cartooning illustration division and then the animation division. So you divide up after, after the first year. So yeah, I guess there was a bit of a sorting hat there. And where did you end up? I did the cartooning illustration.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Oh, did you have, was there any, is it called anime? Do they still call it that?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Um, sure. Yeah. As far as I know, it's still called anime.

    Natty Bumpercar: You could walk up to a convention if they had anime and you could go like, Hey guys, I anime not be enjoying this or something. I don't know. You take it, run with it. But I just feel like it's there. It's ripe for the picking, you know?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): It's so ripe for the picking. I'm like, I'm afraid to touch it. I think.

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh, here's an even better idea.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: You're going to mix anime with, uh, old Westerners. And you're going to have a character named, uh, anime West and you're going to go on, uh, at midnight and it's going to be perfect.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yeah. Yeah. I think, I think they're really hurting for guests right now. So, uh, I, I think that's the best career advice I've ever gotten.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Hashtag hashtag anime West anime West. Uh, so what do you draw currently?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Um, right now I'm just doing it, uh, more for fun than anything. I, I was, I was doing a thing a couple of years ago, uh, a feature called the line. It is drawn, uh, that runs on cbr.com and actually all the, uh, it used to be comic book resources, but they shortened it up. Um, I don't blame them, but yeah, I'm gonna, uh, I think I'm going to do a guest, uh, a spot on there, uh, next week though. Oh, some more drawing, some more drawing. Yeah. I gotta, gotta work on that this week.

    Natty Bumpercar: You're going to give the link to. Uh, to bumps and he's going to put the stuff up so that people know where to find you. Right.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Okay. Well that, that sounds like work, but yes, I'll, I'll give, I'll give the link to bumps. Okay.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Okay. Uh, do you have any idea? You can't spill the beans. Any idea what you're drawing, what the team is?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Oh, well, let's see. Um, I think when is this going up pay?

    Aloysious J. Pig: Uh, what's today's Wednesday? I would, I would assume.

    Natty Bumpercar: You know what? If we're bold, it's going to be up this week by like Friday. But I'm going to, I'm going to guess by like Tuesday.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Then I'm not gonna, I'm not going to spill, uh, I'm not going to spill any secrets. Um, I can, I can let the people know cause they, they, uh, tell you what the theme is for the next week on Friday. If all goes as planned, it should be a thing I started a few years ago called munch week, which deals with one of my favorite TV characters. Um, John munch, the detective that Richard Belzer plays on. Law and order SVU and a hump before that homicide life on the street where we shunk, shunk. Exactly. Exactly.

    Natty Bumpercar: I didn't know his name was munch. I was hoping you were going for like a Baron von Munchhausen or, you know, you could do

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): that cause it's usually a mashup between characters. So you could have, you know, Sergeant munch meeting Baron von Munchhausen. And that's a great suggestion.

    Aloysious J. Pig: You could also, it was just comic con last week.

    Natty Bumpercar: So you could, you could be like. Uh, stranger munch, uh, girl, Dr. Who, uh, you know, alpha is coming back. I don't know if that happened.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Exactly. Exactly. You could just mash all those things up together. What's that?

    Aloysious J. Pig: Ready player one. You know, it is, I mean, you could do everything. There's all sorts of stuff.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Exactly. Exactly. There's all sorts of comic book stuff. Um, and yeah, just something that, that, uh, we started a few years ago. It's, it's, it's fun. Like with the line is drawn. The, they have, uh, cartoonists draw, uh, according to a different theme every week and people suggest things on Twitter and it's usually like a mashup sort of thing or a gag type of thing. And then the artists pick a suggestion that they like, and then they draw that up. And then every Friday people check and see, it goes up and, and everybody's entertained.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Like a, like a gag me with a spoon type of thing. That kind of gag.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Um, sometimes, you know, if it doesn't go over well. Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: Do you ever do, uh, you should do this. Okay. You go to the beach, right? And your, your, your whole, your, your whole, uh, theme for the week for everybody is a line that is drawn in the sand.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Ooh.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. And then people have to make, uh, uh, your arts, uh, but they have to draw it in, in, in, in silica. It's nice. I think.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yeah. That's, that's, that's a nice medium to work in too. I don't know. Are the beaches reopened now? I know the beaches got closed. A few weeks ago.

    Natty Bumpercar: I would assume they're open, but I don't know. We don't go down there. I don't, I don't, uh, I don't suntan well. I, I, I suntan delicious, but I don't suntan super well. So yeah. Yeah. I don't feel like I should go to any.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yeah. That's, that's tempting fate, I guess.

    Natty Bumpercar: So when you do stand up, does everybody ever come up to you? I don't know. This is a, it's a joke, you know, take it this way, but are they like, oh, this trombone guy, uh, he doesn't draw so well. Cause he's like, people don't come see you. Or do they come see you? How does that work out? And you're like, actually I draw pretty well. And they're like, what do you draw? Well, a bath. And they're like, stop it. Like that type of thing. I don't know.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Uh, you know, you know, I hadn't, I hadn't thought of drawing that parallel before, but you know, me, me being a draw as a, as a standup comic and me being a draw as an artist. Um, I don't know, you know, that I'm running about 50, 50. I, I, I'm just waiting for success in either field.

    Natty Bumpercar: Wait, you're running about 50, 50. Would you say that you're, I forgot. And what's the, the inevitable middle. That's not what it was.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Oh, the eternal middle. Yes. Eternal middle.

    Natty Bumpercar: You really do run the 50, 50.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): I guess so. I guess so. We're discovering so much stuff about me tonight.

    Natty Bumpercar: That's why it's because I'm the, I'm a really good interviewer. Like everybody's always just like, I want to be interviewed by pig. He really gets stuff out of people, you know?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yeah. Yeah. It's like you, Howard Stern, Charlie Rose.

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh, Pantheon.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yeah. Exactly.

    Natty Bumpercar: Walter Cronkite. Yes. He's still really good. I feel.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yes.

    Natty Bumpercar: Top of his game.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Absolutely. He's as good as he ever was.

    Natty Bumpercar: John Carson. He's really good also.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Uh, you know, not as productive as he used to be, but still great.

    Natty Bumpercar: I don't like his first name though. If I'm to be honest, I just, I feel like he could have gone with something better than that.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): It's, it's a ridiculous first name. It's, it's, it's given to like corpses, outdoor toilets, and guys who frequent prostitutes. It's not a good name.

    Natty Bumpercar: Don't forget. Of course, this is a kid's show. So these words you're saying, I don't know. I did a bumper commas. Not, I told you that up front, but one, well, at least one of those words, kids look the other way. What just happened? Nothing. Nothing.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): But bumper car, he can work pretty blue though. Don't you think?

    Natty Bumpercar: I, I, the only time I see him blue is when he's held the audience, he's going to hold his breath until they laugh and they never do. And so he turns blue in the face. Oh, that poor guy. Yeah. He sees a terrible human being. No one can stand him. He tries though. Does he though? I feel like I, you know, I don't really, does he, maybe, I don't know. He gives the impression of trying. He does good impressions of trying. You're right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He, he waves his hand in front of his face. Then he spins his face around and he looks at the crowd and he's like, this is my impression of trying.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Does he, does he ever do voices around you?

    Unknown: No.

    Natty Bumpercar: Uh, yeah, he's always, it's, he's, he's like, uh, he's like a gecko, but, but with voices where he's always walking around, is it gecko? Do they change colors? Chameleon.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): He's like, yeah. Do you, do you like his voices?

    Natty Bumpercar: Good. Not so much. The kids get very upset. So then I have to listen to them scream at him because I'm not, he'll do a British and he's like, Oh, look at me. I'm a British bumper car or whatever. I can't, I can't do it as well. But then they, they get there. It's like.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Stop talking like that. Why do you talk? Stop. Talk like daddy.

    Natty Bumpercar: And then he talks like daddy and they, they don't like that either. So they leave the room. So he, it's a no win game.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Do you, do you live with the bumper cars? Yeah. We all live here in headquarters. Of course. I didn't, I didn't realize that you were actually like roommates with. Well, you just like visited a lot. I thought you were buddies. I didn't realize you lived together, bro.

    Natty Bumpercar: Well, you're going to get a sweet spot like this in Jersey for free, huh? I mean, There's room included board is include board means food. There's free food. You know, like I hang out here with, with socks, Irving, Irving B socks. There's a robot. There's a, it's a party here really is what it is. It's good fun.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Do you have your own room? Do you have like your own style or something or.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, I got a little space. I keep to myself. It's, you know, it's, it's full of hay and slop. It's what I want in life. I feel like I'm living a dream. It's a, I've, I feel like it's a good place to be. And I've, I've moved just, it's past the eternal middle.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Wow. Wow. I, I dream to have that someday, but you know,

    Natty Bumpercar: I dream of Jeannie with a light brown hair.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): You've got a lovely singing voice.

    Natty Bumpercar: Do you think so? I don't know. Sometimes I just break into the song. It's how I keep myself happy in this cruel, cruel world. Oh boy. Don't get me started. No, seriously. Don't.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Okay.

    Natty Bumpercar: Um, so let's see. More about you. Less about me. So you draw, you went to the cube at school. You're doing something for the line is drawn. Uh, I, I, I hired you. You, you do face paint night, not face paint. You do car, car. I can't say it away. Car, car, car, caricatures.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yeah. Do you do them? Uh, yeah, sometimes, sometimes I do like some, some party caricature work. Yes.

    Natty Bumpercar: Is that fun or is it terrifying?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Uh, it's a mix of both. It's, it's more fun than terrifying. Most people. People are nice.

    Natty Bumpercar: Are you saying it's a melange?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yes. I don't know if I pronounce it. I would say that.

    Natty Bumpercar: I don't know what it means, but I feel like it probably pertains, but it sounds really

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): nice. It sounds really impressive.

    Natty Bumpercar: It does. It sounds like something you could get with dessert. Like I'm going to take the, uh, rutabaga pie with us to, if you could just a little, a

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): melange, a little melange on top. Yeah. Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: And not too much like a whisper, please. I don't want to. Yeah.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): I'm watching my way.

    Natty Bumpercar: I mean, it is beach. It's the season right now. And beaches are open. A line drawn, a line drawn into sand. So I like to pull everything back together as we go. You're bringing it all together. You're bringing it full circle. I'm like, I'm like, I, I, I don't just interview. I, I crochet as I do. I make a lanyard. I make a friendship bracelet out of my interviews is what I do.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Do you ever quilt? Do you do like any quilting?

    Natty Bumpercar: No, I do a little needle point, but I never done no quilting so much.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Okay.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Something. I don't know. I just never got into it. The squares, the, you know, the net one pile toe. I don't, I just can't do that stuff. Nah. Nah. So what do you do? So you draw, do you like, I, we were talking about comic con. I do. Are you like a nine? Like you like pop culture stuff?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Uh, yeah. Yeah. I, I, I do like the pop culture stuff.

    Natty Bumpercar: What do you like? What do you get like all excited about?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): What do I get excited about? Let's see. Um, you know, I like, I like. I like a lot of the, the, the shows, the movies. I mean, I'm, I'm a comic book guy. Oh, okay. Cause I like a lot of the comic book movies and the comic book shows. There are a lot of those right now.

    Natty Bumpercar: That's what I was wondering. Cause at first you just said, I like the movies and the shows. And I felt that was too broad, but then you pulled it back. So you like comic book stuff. That's fun.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yeah. Yeah. And I actually, one of the other things I do is I write for a magazine called back issue.

    Natty Bumpercar: What is that?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): It's, it's all about comic books. Uh, from. From like the seventies, eighties, nineties and up. And it's that, that's the age that's called the bronze age of comic books. And, and we, I tracked down a lot of comic book creators and stuff. And I ask them things like, Hey, why'd you do this thing? 20, 30 years ago. And they'll say, Oh, I don't know. Or leave me alone. Or sometimes they remember stuff. And then they tell me about that. And then I write up an article about that.

    Natty Bumpercar: I feel. I feel like they probably could have just skipped over to nineties. I don't know. I feel like.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Well, you know, the magazine is approaching 100 issues. So we've been kind of like inching towards the nineties. Um, so yeah, there's a little bit of 90 stuff going on and there was some good stuff in the nineties. You know, there's some good stuff in every decade.

    Natty Bumpercar: Of course. But I feel like your hundredth issue, when you're taught, whenever you get to the nineties, the, the, the cover should just be, uh, uh, die cast foil, uh, cut. Uh, covers. What the what?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yes. Yes. Those were big in the nineties.

    Natty Bumpercar: How many, how many of these should I buy? They're all the same thing. Question mark. I don't know.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Were you a big comic fan?

    Natty Bumpercar: Well, bumps used to work in a comic book store for like, uh, from when he was 13 to when he was like 18 or 19. So back in the nineties and, uh, used to just come home with long box at the long box of this, of this garbage. And it's all. In the garage currently, which is sad because I don't feel like it's good for humidity wise, but it has been several points. I wanted to get rid of them, but you're going to get pennies on the book. And with the boys, he's like, I will save him and maybe they'll play with them or whatever. Like we've kind of given up on getting any money out of them. But, uh, you know, uh, it's, I don't know, at some point. And the kids are like, Oh, comic books, let's go look at them. And I'm like, Oh, that's the killing joke. You can't look at that book. You're not allowed to, you don't want, no, that's.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): They're not ready for the killing joke yet.

    Natty Bumpercar: No, no, no. That's not cute. Funny joker. That's like, Oh no. What have we done? Oh yeah.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): That's nightmares for a few years. Joker. Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. When you're, when you're four year old is, is flipping through, uh, you know, Akira stuff and he's just like, what? Not Akira. I messed it up. Uh, I forgot lone wolf and cub. It's a little bloody, even though it's black and white, uh, you know, it's still, it's, it's a bit of an eye opener.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yeah. Yeah. I never wear red lone wolf and cub. I, I, I, I enjoyed it.

    Natty Bumpercar: I, I, the, just the, the, the, the, the line quality and just, uh, it had, it had some, it was nice. It was a nice quiet moments and it was a nice long journeys. I remember, I mean, it's been 20 years since I read it, so I don't really, but I, since he read it, I, I get confused.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): What did you read it together?

    Natty Bumpercar: He would point to it sometimes, but then I would fall asleep is really, I didn't want to say it, but I'm. I'm not the most literate pig, if I'm going to be honest.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Okay. Okay.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. I like the pretty colors. Uh, I like the pictures.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Wasn't that a black and white book?

    Natty Bumpercar: I mean, I like the pictures. You kind of caught me out there a little bit. We just established that it was black and white.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): So yeah, you know, it's true. That's true. What you just did. So maybe that's why you didn't enjoy it very much. Cause there weren't any of the colors that you like.

    Natty Bumpercar: I liked, uh, what was that other one with the rabbit?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Uh, yo Jim, yo, yo, oh, uh, uh, you can say you Jimbo Jimbo.

    Natty Bumpercar: I knew it was something like that. Yeah. I think that might've been black and white too.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): It's a stance of Kai. I think it's black and white. Honestly, I'm, I'm not sure.

    Natty Bumpercar: Did you ever read, uh, this is, this is newer, but it's, it's called bone.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Uh, yeah, I like bone. It's so good. That that's really good. I've got a nice, there, there's a nice big collection of all of bone. It's like the complete bone.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Oh yeah. We got that.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): It's really, it's a, it's giant, ginormous. I think there was like a color collection and a black and white collection of that.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Oh really?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Trying to remember which I had. I think I have the black and white collection. I haven't looked at it in a while. See? You're going to have to pull that off the shelf when we're done talking.

    Natty Bumpercar: See, look at you. I'm, I'm, I'm help. I'm bringing it up. I'm, I'm bringing it out.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yeah. Yeah. But that, that was a good book. Jeff Smith, very talented guy.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Did he ever do anything after that?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): He did a few things. He did, um, uh, he did a Captain Marvel thing. The, the DC Shazam Captain Marvel, uh, called Monster Society of Evil. Um, I bet I could dig that up and maybe lend that to, uh, to Natty. And then you could, you could flip through it if you're inclined. I would love. Um, and he's done a few other things and I'm blanking on the other things. And I'm probably going to think of them as soon as we're done talking.

    Natty Bumpercar: That's fine. Well, I'm, I'm sure we'll see each other again soon. So.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: That Captain Marvel thing has always been the most confusing thing ever because you got Carol Danvers. Yeah. And then you, you know, do you got. You got the dude with the, the, the, the daisy on his, on his shirt there. And you're like, it was Captain Marvel anyway.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Well, it, it, it does get complicated. There was like, you know, there was the guy with the lightning bolt on his chest, you know, and the red and the yellow, he was the original Captain Marvel. And then. He was owned by Fawcett Comics or something, right? Right. And then he, and then like, there was a lawsuit between, uh, DC and Fawcett because they thought he was like too close to Superman. And eventually they stopped publishing Captain Marvel and then the name was up for grabs and there were a couple other Captain Marvels and then Marvel Comics was like, Hey, we should have a Captain Marvel because we're Marvel Comics. And they've had like a few different Captain Marvels because whenever one character goes away, they have to do another character to hang on to the name. Oh, I didn't know that. And that's, and that's why everybody thinks that the DC Captain Marvel's name is Shazam because they can't use the name Captain Marvel on the comics. When in fact he just says the word Shazam. He says the word Shazam. Well, they, they changed it a bit. Like now, now DC is saying like his name is Shazam and he also says Shazam. Uh, and, but he has to say it with conviction to, to transform it. It's getting complicated, but he's still Captain Marvel as far as I'm concerned.

    Natty Bumpercar: You ever hear that? Uh, I was going to say it is a, is a Kevin Garifo joke. Every time you say it's complicated. Complicated. It reminds me of it.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Really? What, what's, what's, what's the Kevin Garifo joke? I'm not.

    Natty Bumpercar: He goes, he goes, he goes, I changed my Facebook status to, uh, it's complicated with Tom Brady or something like that.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Oh yes. Yes. I remember that joke.

    Natty Bumpercar: I don't, I don't really know what it means, but I always got a kick out of it. I don't know.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): I don't know if that's still in his act or not.

    Natty Bumpercar: I don't know. I would assume so. I don't know.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): I don't know. I don't know. I like tracking the changes in Kevin Garifo.

    Natty Bumpercar: Well, I like it in anybody. I don't want to single him out because I don't want him to beat me up, but like, uh, pretty much.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): I think you can take him pig.

    Natty Bumpercar: I mean, I am pretty squirrely for a pig if I'm going to be honest.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yeah. You're a tough guy. I think you can take him. You hear that Garifo?

    Natty Bumpercar: I'm coming for you. I'm coming. I'm coming. I'm coming for you. Oh, we could do like a wrestling promo. Listen up, Kevin Garifo of the Shining Wizards podcast.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Yeah. I think you've got it. But you don't got it because I took it when you wasn't looking.

    Natty Bumpercar: So you better understand that pig is going to take you down a peg or two, my friend. That's how they do it in the wrestling world.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yeah. Can you smell what the pig is cooking?

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh, that was, I think that might be copyright. And I don't know. Yeah. I don't, I don't know. This cooking is a chef. This is, I don't know how to work. I'm fine. I'm going to, Hey, can we isolate? That last thing? I want to send it to Garifo to freak him out. He's going to be like, I keep asking him to be, I want to say, can I be in your podcast? And he's like, no, you're a pig. And I'm like, bro, don't be like that.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): You know, you need a podcast crossover. You need to do this cross promotion thing. That's that's everybody loves crossovers. CW. That's all they do. That's right. And you know, the, the Marvel movies, they're crossing over all over the place. Everybody's fighting everybody else.

    Natty Bumpercar: How do you say that dude's name? Is it Kevin Fage? Fahey? Fahey, I think. Fahey. Fahey. It wasn't, he was talking about like, uh, these are going to bring our, uh, our, our movies to a close for a version for, for step one. And there's like 30 movies or something. It's insanity. It's just too much.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yeah. And if, if you miss one, then you're screwed.

    Natty Bumpercar: You can't, yeah, you're doomed. Like, what are you going to do? You can't go back.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): No, no.

    Natty Bumpercar: I will say I saw that Spider-Man. It was, I enjoyed it very much. Did you? Yeah, I liked that one too. It was, it was loose and it was fun and it started off with a little, you know, the little personal movie thing and, and the last line of the movie got a little chuckle out of me. It was, it was good. It was good. I liked it.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yeah, it was good. I enjoyed that. That was well done.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Well, hey, you know what, buddy? I'm tired. I got to go tonight. I got to go to sleep, you know?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Oh, okay.

    Aloysious J. Pig: But I've had, did you have fun on the show?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): I did. I did. It was good talking.

    Natty Bumpercar: I feel like we really, you know, we, uh, we plumbed some. We plumbed some depths. We covered a lot of ground. We did. We, we've talked about a lot of things and stuff, but was there anything in particular? So you said you was writing this, you're doing the line is drawn. I know that's coming out. Yeah. Is there any like certain stories that are coming out or anything that you want to push?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): There's, there's a, there's a thing with the magazine I mentioned before, back issue, um, issue 99, it's come out in August and we're, we're talking all about Batman, the animated series.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Oh, that's a good show.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Cause yeah, it's the 25th anniversary of Batman, the animated series. And I wrote a couple of articles on the issue there. I did a whole big oral history of Batman, the animated series. I talked to a lot of people behind it. I talked to Bruce, Tim and, uh, Paul Dini and Alan Burnett and Kevin Conroy, who was the voice of Batman. Wow. Um, and, uh, I did a, I did a history of Harley Quinn article and we got other articles about the comic books. Um, about, uh, Mike Parabellum. Mike Parabellum, who, who drew a lot of the Batman animated comics and it's, it's going to be really cool. The whole issue is about it. It's like 84 pages. Wow. All about Batman. So if you're, if you're a fan of that show, um, you should pick it up. You can order it at, uh, two morrows.com and that's T W O M O R R O W S.

    Natty Bumpercar: You just forgot how to spell tomorrow is what just happened. I saw it.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): I did. Was that too much of a part? Was in the middle of the word there?

    Natty Bumpercar: No, I could see some smoke coming out of your ears.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yeah. I was actually like sketching out the, the words in, in the air. As I was saying that it was, it was sad.

    Natty Bumpercar: Well, so wait, here's the last fun fact. It's a question, but you can say yes or no. Wasn't Harley Quinn invented just for that show?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Yes.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Oh, look at that. So can they also get this back issue thing at like a comic book store?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): Uh, yes. It, you can, you can get it in most comic stores. If not, you can ask them to order it for them. For you from previews. And yeah, they should be able to do that for you.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Phenomenal. All right. Well, ladies and gentlemen, this has been John Trumbull. Or as I like to say, after the whole wrestling thing, let's get ready to, I messed it up. Let's get ready to rumble.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): I think that's also copyrighted. I think.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Oh, really?

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): I think we, you know, we're, we're going to get in trouble for the, can you smell what, what pig is cooking? And I think you can get in trouble for that.

    Natty Bumpercar: All right. Well, you know what? This might be the last show. Then we're going to give it to the lawyers. They're going to suss it out. They're going to figure it out. It's going to be fine.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): And we can sue that big business now.

    Natty Bumpercar: I got no, I got nothing. I got to come at me, bro. I got nothing. I'm a very poor pig. Uh, but John, thanks so much for being on the show. I super appreciate it. Thank you, pig. Hope to see you soon, buddy.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): It was nice talking to you.

    Aloysious J. Pig: All right. Click.

    John T. Trumbull (Guest): No.

    Natty Bumpercar: All right. Wow. That was a great. Wow. That was a really good interview. I was actually surprised at how good. That interview was compared to a lot of interviews. Like he asked, pig asked questions. Pig actually got to the root of things. Pig got to the bottom of things. I feel like, uh, the, the, the, the John Trumbull was like an onion and pig just kept pulling it back. Just layer after leave after whatever onion bit, onion bit after onion bit. Uh, so good job to pig. So I was going to tell you guys about the, um, socially awkward, uh, stuff that I've been doing lately, which is great. It involves handshaking. And, uh, there was a guy. Uh, because I was talking about the woman and I had the tea and everything. So this is a, a, a, a dad, a friend of mine, kids, dad that I'm pals with now. And when we were at, we were at the pool, we were having a conversation and, uh, we, you know, like, Hey, get a little handshake. Goodbye. We'll see you later. And then he kind of sat back down cause they were, they're at the table eating. And, uh, I gave it, it gave his wife a hug over here. And then I had already shaken, shooken his hand, shooked his hand. And then I patted him on the head. When I turned to leave and I was just like, Ooh, why would I do that? Why would I pat somebody on the head? It was the weirdest thing. Like it just didn't make any sense. And so now he has that over me. Like he brings it up. Hey, Hey, remember when you patted me on the head type thing? And I'm just like, ah, yes, yes, I do remember. And then, so he and I were standing, uh, there one day we're getting at the pool. A lot of stuff happens at the pool, evidently. Uh, and, um, this person came up and I, I gave them like a handshake, right? I grabbed his hand, shake his hand, which is normal. But then I used my left hand and I cupped his hand in my hand. And then it was like, I was asking him to vote for me. If it was like, I was just like, Hey, you know, this day at the pool, I need you to do something for me. Okay. And he, and he was, he was watching. Cause I guess he's now cognizant, uh, that I'm, that I'm, uh, socially awkward. And he, as soon as he came up to me, I was like, Oh my God. He was just like, that was your handshake. And I was just like, I don't know what happened either because I knew that something weird had happened. And like, just like time after time, after time, after time, after time, uh, these weird handshakes keep happening to the point now where I'm going to become agoraphobic. I'm going to get to the point in life where all I do is I sit here in the studio, in the lab at headquarters and record podcasts, which is going to be no good for anyone. Because if I don't go out in the world, I don't have any funny stories. I have a great imagination. Sure. But it, it, it only extends to a certain amount. So I don't know what to do. I'm at a loss. I'm, I'm at a point in life right now where, uh, when I interact with people, strange things happen. Uh, and when I sit at home, I just get really bored. But speaking of not being bored, this is time for the next new segment that we have for the bumper podcast. We did the intro. We did the interview. Uh, I don't think we're, I don't know if we're going to do all the other ones because we're already at like 40 minutes, but this is, uh, the, uh, the call-in segment. And I think today we have two phone calls. And, uh, so I guess what we'll do is I'll play the calls that people called in and, and then I'll respond to the calls and, and then we'll go from there. It's so fun. Like people actually called my phone number. So, uh, let's see if I can, ah, nope, nope, nope. Wrong number. Wrong button. Not wrong number. Um, how do I fix this? Stop. I want to get to the phone calls. How do I get to the phone calls? How do I get to the phone calls? What do I press? Okay. That's gone. Thank goodness. Okay. I think that was the wrong button. Now we're going to try the right button and there we go.

    Unknown: Hi, Maddie. This is Dennis. Hope all is well. I'm at the Metium. Wanted to provide you some premium content. Hope all is well. And say hi to Pigs.

    Natty Bumpercar: Okay. Uh, thanks, Dennis. Um, for providing me with some premium content. That's, that's fine. That's our first call ever. Uh, and I, I, I felt like I had to play that one since it was the first one to come in. Um, he said hi to Pig, which Pig will love. I got a hi. Pig got a hi. So there were two hellos there, which is, which is nice. I think probably a better way to go in the future, and I am not going to not, but is to ask a question. Because then I can actually answer anything. But for now, I can just be like, hey, Dennis, thanks for calling. I appreciate you listening and I appreciate you calling. And Pig, whenever he wakes up here today, is going to be beside himself thrilled that he now has, uh, a friend named Dennis. And I don't know if you're his friend or if you were just kind of, it didn't really sound that aggressive. It didn't sound like you were like, and tell Pig I said hello. You didn't really sound like that at all. Uh, you more just. You were just like, hey, tell, tell Pig I said hi. Here's some premium content. So, uh, thank you again, Dennis. Uh, let's see if we can go to our second call of the day and go.

    Unknown: Hi, Maddie. I was just calling to ask a question. Um, that question is what are your comedy influencers? Which comedians influence you the most? All right. Thanks.

    Natty Bumpercar: Wow. All right. That second caller got it, got it right. I got a, uh, let's see a question, a question. I probably should have listened to that before. Uh, so my comedy influencers, I'm, I'm weird. Uh, I, growing up, uh, when I started doing comedy in college and I didn't really have, I, I loved Howie Mandel growing up, which was always weird to me. He put a glove on his head. And that was hilarious. To me. Look at that. His glove. He does funny voices. Um, I didn't, I, I mean, uh, I didn't, I guess I, I mean, people love Richard Pryor and, uh, they love, I did like Woody Allen and, uh, uh, well, that's not the name I was trying to think of. Uh, who is the other guy? I mean, even back, you know, uh, Carlin, that's the name I was trying to think of George Carlin, but I never grown up. I never watched like comedy specials. I watched Eddie Murphy growing up. Cause it was kind of ubiquitous. It was everywhere. Uh, and I enjoyed the command that he had in the crowd, the material. I was just like, ah, it's terrifying. But then he'd be like, I got some ice cream. And I was just like, okay, that's funny stuff. But I, I didn't, I didn't really even know comedy was a thing. Like, I didn't know that you could go out and do it. I didn't understand that. Uh, and then I went to college and, um, I had never seen, uh, I'd never even heard of really the, the Marx brothers. Uh, I, I, I probably maybe had heard of Charlie Chaplin, but I mean, I did hear, I guess maybe about Mickey Mouse and Charlie Chaplin, that whole thing. And, but I didn't know what Charlie Chaplin was, but then I get to college and I don't know how I even found stuff. But I think I was just like, I found out that in the library, uh, upstairs, the top floor, there was a place you could watch old movies and you just would go in, you'd have your own little, uh, television and you could say, ah, I want to watch this. I want to watch that. And like you could, there was everything like all this, it was a whole new world. It was so cool. And I, uh, so I would go in and I would just watch all these Marx brothers movies. And then I would watch all these Chaplin movies and then, uh, Buster Keaton movies. I never really did Howard, Harold Lloyd, uh, who was another big guy back then. Uh, but I would just watch these and I was just amazed that these, especially like, just that this stuff existed and that these people were making, I don't know. There was something about the internet. There was some energy of it and everything. And I really, uh, glommed onto it. And then I started reading like their, uh, uh, biographies, I think maybe a couple of autobiographies and just to find out about these people. And it kind of really deepened the connection that I felt like to these people. Um, I don't know. And it's so, it's, so it's weird. And then especially in college, I never watched comedy because like I, there was, I didn't have HBO. I had access to these really old things. We didn't have anything, access to any contemporary. Uh, there was no comedy club in Athens. Uh, I was the, uh, president of the UGA standup comedy club. And, um, so I got to hang out with a lot of comedians and I got to watch that, but I never took a class or learned like in a good way. Um, and I feel like, and so like lately though, I've tried to watch more comedy, uh, specials so that I can, as it is, it's just learning. You're learning structure. You're learning cadence. You're learning timing. Uh, just to see how other people do it, to get the reactions that they get. Cause then you can see like, okay, he's slow playing a joke. Oh, he's burning through stuff. He's going fast through stuff. Um, oh no, we have a guest here. Did you want to talk or do you just want him to scare me? He really freaked me out when you poked me in the back because I couldn't hear you. Um, I'm almost, you know what? This is a really great question and I feel like I'm going to come back to it and answer it again. I so appreciate you guys calling. And I'm going to give this a go. I'm going to give this one more thought though, because it's such a good question and it makes me happy to talk about this stuff. Um, so I'm going to come back to this, but for now, are you sure you don't want to say anything? We're at the end of the episode. Okay. Did you have a good weekend? What'd you do? You went to the pool. Did daddy shake somebody's hand strangely? Oh, he probably did.

    Aloysious J. Pig: Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh, did you get dressed already? By yourself? What are you? What are you? Are you some sort of big boy or something?

    Unknown: No.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. What are you like? Hey, you 17 years old, 18 years old, huh?

    Unknown: Seven.

    Natty Bumpercar: You're going to ship you off pretty soon, man. I'm seven. You're seven? Teen? No. Uh, so you went to the pool. What else you did? I felt like you did something else pretty exciting. Um, we went to, um, a hiking place. You went to a hiking place. Do you remember what it was called? Uh-uh.

    Unknown: It had a funny name. Ramapo. Ramapo? Ramapo. Ramapo. Ramap- Is it either Ramapo? Ramapo. Ramapo. I think it's Ramapo. Ramapapapapo. What if you put a lot of papapapapo at the end of it? It would sound like an engine. Yeah. Ready, guys? You put the key in, and then you turn it, and it goes, ramapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapa.

    Natty Bumpercar: Nothing? Nothing. Nothing. Okay, that's fine. All right, well, can you say goodbye to everybody? Bye-bye. All right, Bumper Podcast. This has been Natty Bumper Car, Episode 301, Interview with John Trumbull. Check the place for the links. You're going to go find some fun stuff. And thank you to the people who called into the show. Your phone number to call is 646-847-7976. You call in. You leave a message, preferably a question. And then we answer the question on future episodes. Future episodes, we've got more stuff to review. I mean, like, it's crazy. We haven't even had any of our friends come by lately. They came by and said thanks and hi and whatever last episode. But, like, where's Pig? Where's Rufus D. Rufus? Where's Robot? Where's Doodle Poodle? I don't know. I'm sure they'll come by soon. So, you know what? I think that that's…

  • Bumperpodcast #300 – Finally!

    Bumperpodcast #300 – Finally!

    There is an interview. There is a review. There is excitement. It’s our 300th episode!

    I’ve been working on this podcast for over 100 years – not just this episode – but all of the episodes – and, I’ve loved every second of it. Even when my kids broke my wind screen – and when Pig tried to sell the rights to the show to a lawyer. It’s all been a blast. Thanks – so much for listening – and keep on listening for another hundred years!!

    The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! 

    Can you believe it at all? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.

    Oh – and – our special guest this week is Adam Lucidi!

    Go to these places to find Adam:

    Periscope: https://www.periscope.tv/adamlucidi
    Twitter: https://twitter.com/adamlucidi
    Instagram: http://instagram.com/adamlucidi
    Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/muttley738
    Website: http://adamlucidi.com/

     

     

     


    About This Episode

    Natty Bumpercar celebrates the milestone 300th episode of the Bumperpodcast with mixed emotions when his entire team abandons him for the beach. Flying solo for most of the episode, Natty kicks things off with energy before handing the mic to Aloysius J. Pig, who interviews comedian Adam Lucidi. The conversation hilariously spirals through Pokemon trivia, sandwich debates, casting call roleplay, and Adam's upcoming move. Natty debuts a new "Reviews" segment where he enthusiastically reviews an unopened iPad Pro box, savoring the anticipation rather than actually using the product. Just when it seems the celebration is a bust, Rufus T. Rufus and Producer surprise Natty at the end, though their late arrival doesn't quite save the underwhelming milestone party.

    Memorable Quotes

    “You would think this is the 300th episode that there would be loads of characters… But guess what, people? Ain't nobody showing up here today. They all went to the beach.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “You're a monster to dissect a sandwich like that. What does it say? Bro, it's a salad at that point.”

    — Aloysius J. Pig

    “I'm not going to open it, because I just want to review the experience of holding this box. It's magical. It feels expensive.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #milestoneepisode #pokemon #comedy #friendship #food #technology #interviews

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar, Producer, Rufus T. Rufus

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: are you looking for premium content of course you are we'll look no further than sockcoprocks.com that's right sockcoprocks.com go and have fun with all of his antics all of his shenanigans what's the animal of the day i don't know but you'll find out if you go also find them on periscope and on the twitters at jason burglar and don't forget to mention that you heard it first here on the bumper podcast welcome to the bumper podcast ladies and gentlemen my name is natty bumper car this is the 300th episode of my show the bumper podcast i am blown away at how excited i am i am freaking out at how excited i am i can't even believe that there are 300 of these at this point i can't believe that on the 300th episode we have a new logo i cannot believe that we started off with a commercial for my friend sock cop oh hello sock cop i see you over there doing your thing catching your speeders there's going to be an interview in this episode we have reviews of things in this episode i'm not going to give anything away i'm not going to give away any spoilers i clearly am very energetic i just woke up from a nap which makes me pretty happy um i'm overall i'm pretty happy i'm pretty happy i'm pretty happy i'm pretty happy i'm pretty happy overall i'm blown away it's been many weeks since the last uh episode of the bumper podcast and it's because i've been trying to figure out stuff i've been trying to you know toy with the music obviously there's some new music happening at this point honestly not a fan of it now that i'm listening to it i kind of miss the old music that's fine things can go back a little bit the way they were before you know what we take a few steps forward i don't care if we take a couple of steps back that's fine you would think This is the 300th episode that there would be loads of characters. Maybe Pig would show up. Maybe Producer would show up. Maybe Robot would show up. Maybe Rufus T. Rufus would show up. But guess what, people? Ain't nobody showing up here today. They all went to the beach. Everybody went to the beach without me, which is another reason why I'm sitting here recording this by myself. I'm fine with it. I'm actually excited by it because it means that I get to drive the ship that I initially made. Sounds like we've now gotten rid of the music completely. Okay, that's an… What is this? It's like on a weird random where they're just grabbing weird loops. Is there anybody in the booth right now? Like, who is running the music? It's just, I guess it's just doing it itself because it is dark in there. There is nothing happening in there. This is abominable, though. For a 300th episode, I was hoping for confetti. I was hoping… Honestly, if I'm to be honest, I like to be honest, and when I'm honest, I like to be honest. I was hoping for some sort of cake. Maybe, like, everybody was going to come in, surprise me, like, oh, hey, we got you a cake, and look, here's a bag of goodies. But that didn't happen. 300 episodes, and I feel like you probably know at this point, I certainly know at this point, that my team doesn't respect me. They don't, you know, care what I want. They don't care what I think, and that's fine. I completely understand that. That's… I was talking to my son the other day, and he got this weird, concerned look in his eye, and he just, he started shaking his head, and he's like, sometimes there's just too much, right? And I was like, you're seven. Don't you say sometimes there's just too much. Like, I know sometimes there's just too much, but I don't need my seven-year-old to start, you know, backing me up on that. A teacher at my kid's daycare the other day just said, you're going to break, right? And I was just like, ah, yeah, I might break. You know, like, sometimes I feel like I'm going to break. I'm not going to break. I feel like I'm feeling pretty good. I did just, again, wake up from a nap, because I was excited about the 300th episode. I feel like I used all my energy right at the beginning of the show, and now I'm kind of at a point where I'm a little bit low energy. I think what I might do, if you're okay with this, is I might kick it over to my friend and yours, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Aloysius J. Pig wrangled up. A good friend of mine, a comedian that you have heard on the show before. I talk about him often. Big fan of him. He recently went through some changes. That's all I'm going to say. I don't know if they talk about it in the interview. I haven't listened to it. What I do is I take the audio that I'm given, and then I plug it into the show, and then I look to see what people say about it. I can't be bothered to listen to it, because Pig, he says mean things about me sometimes, but he's a good friend of mine. He's going to say great things about his guest. I'm not going to spoil it, but I will let them get into it. Ladies and gentlemen, here is Aloysius J. Pig interviewing Mr. Adam Lucidi. I just gave it away. God, I'm so terrible at this. Man.

    Producer: Ladies and gentlemen, I don't know where he is. He's supposed to be interviewing somebody. It's me, producer, and I am sitting here just waiting. I think the guest is actually… I don't know the line, but I don't know, because I don't know how to work the machine. Piggy… Hey, get away from the… Okay. No, I said get away from the… Okay. Well, I'm sorry. I just was trying to be nice to the guest.

    Natty Bumpercar: Who is the… We have a guest? I thought we stopped doing that on the show. It was too much work. I don't actually like talking, but who's… Give me the sheet. Give me the sheet of paper.

    Unknown: Who is it?

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh, seriously? All right, fine. Hey, ladies and gentlemen, you know what? We… We probably had to stew it on a few times. I hope you ain't getting sick of him. I certainly ain't, because he's a hoot. He's a holler. Everybody loves him. Please give a warm… I know… What? They can't give a warm welcome? But, like, in the cars, wherever they listen to this. Nobody listens? Okay, perfect. Okay. Ladies and gentlemen, this is going to be big for his career. I can tell already. Give it up for the one, the only… Andrew Insidi! Is that what he said? No, it's not what it says. What does it say? Uh… Adam! Adam! Adam, my pal! We're going to cut all this, right? Perfect. Go ahead and start talking. Hey, Adam, how you doing?

    Unknown: I'm good, Pic. That was… Uh… I don't know if I should be, uh, upset or offended or happy or… No, no. Because I heard… I heard you say, you know, seriously? Like, you know, you didn't want me as a guest. You want me as a guest?

    Natty Bumpercar: I… Wait. You were supposed to be on mute. You're in the green room, and that's supposed to be a soundproof booth, so what are you talking about?

    Unknown: I don't… You need to… Yeah, you need to re-soundproof it.

    Natty Bumpercar: What part did… Did you… So you heard where I was all, like, excited that you was going to be on a show?

    Unknown: I heard you were excited, but then I also heard that you were, like, irritated. Yeah, okay. So I… I heard the two…

    Natty Bumpercar: Two feelings. That was a little bit of a… It was a test, because I was… I never got… I never got excited. I was… Oh. I know. And so you… You know, you passed… You passed the flying colors. You're a nice guy. Clearly too nice for this room, so it was great having you. And… What? We can't get rid of him? Okay. Well, then, you know what? We're going to keep talking to you. Tell me about yourself. What's your favorite food? What's your favorite color? Anyway, so what… How about the weather? I don't… I don't know what to talk about. No, seriously.

    Unknown: Tell me about yourself. Well, I mean, you know, I'm not Andrew Moomsidi, or, you know, that's… That's one thing about me. Is this the most aggressive I've ever…

    Natty Bumpercar: The most aggressive I've ever been with you?

    Unknown: I don't know. I think it is. Yeah. You… I feel like you… You've gone Hollywood or something on me. You're…

    Natty Bumpercar: You're too big for me now. Well, I just put the kids to bed, and they really get me into a stressful mood. I probably shouldn't interview people right after that, because I… They… I'm like, Bumper Cop, please don't make me put the babies to bed. And he's like, you know, do it. And I'm like, ugh. And then, you know, so I got a lot of… I'm wearing a lot of hats. I'm spinning a lot of plates. So your name's not Andrew. We know that already. You're the dude… You're the dude who eats food? Is that… Is that… What's your gig? I… I eat foods. I drink… I drink drinks. Oh. You're really multitasking there at the same time?

    Unknown: Yeah. Yeah. I breathe air. Oh. I see things. I hear things. Do you do stuff? I do so much stuff.

    Natty Bumpercar: Tell me one thing that you do, and that nobody knows about you. This is a little secret. It's just between you and me. Nobody's listening, probably.

    Unknown: No. Okay. I still play Pokemon Go. No. That… They shut that down a while ago, like months and months ago.

    Natty Bumpercar: No. It's still a thing. It still happens. I don't know. Hold on.

    Unknown: Hey, producer. Can you get the CEO of Niantic on the line?

    Natty Bumpercar: I want to see. You can't? Okay. This is actually our own line. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

    Unknown: Okay.

    Natty Bumpercar: Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

    Unknown: I mean, this was our only line, so we can't. Well, now I feel like you still dabble in Pokemon Go, because you remember the name of the business. I don't even know the name of the… I didn't know the name of the company.

    Natty Bumpercar: I was at a trade fair, and I got a temporary tattoo of Niantic, and I'm a pig, so I didn't shower that much, so it's still on there a little bit.

    Unknown: All right. Okay.

    Natty Bumpercar: No, I'm just kidding. I mean, I dabble. You know, I dabble. Actually, tonight I found out. Do you know when Pokemon first started?

    Unknown: Wasn't it in, like, 97?

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh, it was 96. That's very impressive. Okay. Now we're doing Pokemon trivia. Do you know who the first Pokemon was?

    Unknown: First? Well, in the Pokedex or, like, in the universe?

    Natty Bumpercar: I'm not talking Bulbasaur here, okay? I'm talking, it's a dude you're not going to know. You might know him. I mean, you might know his name.

    Unknown: Wasn't the first one Mew?

    Natty Bumpercar: I'm helping you out.

    Unknown: I didn't know if you were going to say Ro-Ro-Ro-Wrong or Ro-Ro-Ro-Right.

    Natty Bumpercar: No, this is how I get things out of my kids. Ro-Ro-Ro-Ro-Right-Right-Right-Right-Right-Right-On. It's Right-On.

    Unknown: He was the first. The first ever?

    Natty Bumpercar: That's what the internet told me tonight. The babies, they was like, we can't go to bed until you tell us who the first Pokemon was. And I was just like, oh, fine. And then they were like, ask Siri. Because they know how Siri works. And I was just like, dear Siri. Because that's how I address her.

    Unknown: So you're talking, are you talking, like, first one, like, created? Or, like, first one in existence? Like, what, I don't know. I don't know where you're going with Right-On. I don't think that that's accurate.

    Natty Bumpercar: Bro, I said to the dude, Ed, I was just like, tell me who the first Pokemon was. And it told me.

    Unknown: And it said Right-On. Yes. Not Rhyhorn. Rhyhorn comes before Right-On.

    Natty Bumpercar: It's not the number in the deck, bro. It's, it's, it's like, so, okay. Question. Question. Who is the first Pokemon? Quote. Anti-quote. In real life. If it's an anti-quote, then it's not real. Now you, now you're being aggressive.

    Unknown: I'm saying, I'm, I, you're saying, you know, anti-quote, that obviously means it's not real. I, I, I. Anti-quote means no.

    Natty Bumpercar: I, I, I feel like we didn't really get into your wheelhouse until we started talking about Pokemon. Because I feel like you think you know some things. When, in fact, you don't know. And I quote, my friend. In real life, the first Pokemon is not what appears in the Pokedex first, which we all know is Bulbasaur. Uh, or what legendary Pokemon is said to have created everything. I ain't sure who that is, if I'm to be honest. In fact, the first Pokemon ever designed in real life. It says real life here. The first monster. Did you know they was monsters? Yeah, pocket monsters.

    Unknown: Pokemon.

    Natty Bumpercar: That's where the name came from? Yeah. Oh, now see, I feel like I'm learning something, too.

    Unknown: There you go.

    Natty Bumpercar: I was just trying to make you feel better. I knew that. Uh, in fact, the first Pokemon ever designed in real life. The first monster written into the code of the original games. Dash. Is surprising. What's this word? Surprisingly ordinary. Period. It's Rhydon. And I close quote.

    Unknown: Huh.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. That's what, that's what, that's what it says here.

    Unknown: And is it? I guess there's a circle right underneath it that says the first Pokemon ever created isn't what you think.

    Natty Bumpercar: Uh-huh. See? Wait, what are you doing? You're Googling? Are you doing this now, too?

    Unknown: I'm Googling now. Because you got me concerned and interested.

    Natty Bumpercar: Well, you don't believe me, is what it comes down, is what it boils down to.

    Unknown: I couldn't believe you.

    Natty Bumpercar: I know things. I have facts. I walk around the street and people are very impressed with me. They're like, that pig knows things.

    Unknown: That pig is going places. That pig knows that Rhydon is the first Pokemon.

    Natty Bumpercar: You know what? I bet by the time my head hits my hay pillow tonight, I'd probably forget it, if I'm to be honest.

    Unknown: I don't know. You're going to be all comfy in bed. And then all of a sudden, it's going to hit you. You're going to go, I can't Rhydon.

    Natty Bumpercar: I see. I'm going to look up. I want to see if I have a Rhydon in my Pokedex. Now we're literally just talking. Hey, what's up, Niantic? I like your little logo. It's right here on my ankle. Niantic. Oh, who is this? Oh, man. I don't know. I don't know what's happening. There's loading going on.

    Unknown: Oh, yeah. There's been a lot of updates.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, I ain't launched in a long time. So, speaking of updates, why don't you give the crowd some updates about yourself? What's going on in your world? I heard you was getting rid of an air conditioner. I bet you regret that tonight, huh?

    Unknown: Well, I'm holding on to it until the last day that I have to be here.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, it's smart. That's smart.

    Unknown: Yeah, that's part of the deal. You know, the person can get it for free, but I get to hold on to it until the very last possible second.

    Natty Bumpercar: I like that idea. All right. Now, how do I play it? It's we've loaded. I'm pushing the ball. I'm pushing the Pokedex. I don't know how to find it, though.

    Unknown: I think he's like 100. No, maybe not. I don't know.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah, I think he's in 120s.

    Unknown: No. Yeah, because they did the update with, like, now there's the Generation 2 Pokemon.

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh, no. There's a whole big bunch of them.

    Unknown: Yeah. I can't.

    Natty Bumpercar: I can't. You know what?

    Unknown: There's ones where it says that, you know, Pikachu is an evolved form. So, yeah, I don't know. I only acknowledge one through 151.

    Natty Bumpercar: I appreciate that. I appreciate that. Did you know Bumpka in grade school, when he was in grade school, one of the projects he did is called 60 Second Pokemon. And what just happened? Was that your glass case that you're trying to sell? Ladies and gentlemen, if anyone wants to buy a glass display case, go to Edom's house.

    Unknown: I dropped my Pokedex.

    Natty Bumpercar: Your phone?

    Unknown: No, I have a real Pokedex. Huh? What the? Huh? They had that. They had that. It was a real Pokedex, and it had, like, a little screen on it. And it would, you know, you could look up all the different Pokemon. It would tell you about them and stuff like that. And it was shaped like the actual Pokedex.

    Natty Bumpercar: Really? Mm-hmm. Is your last name Ketchum? I wish. Andrew Ketchum. I think. What? What happened? Andrew Ketchum. Andrew Ketchum. That's my name.

    Unknown: I'm going to say your next comic, Andrew Ketchum.

    Natty Bumpercar: I switched it to Ketchup already. I already made it even funnier.

    Unknown: Oh, you switched it?

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, you might have seen your next comic on Amazon Prime. Give it up for Andrew Ketchum. There he is. There he is. What did you eat for dinner tonight? I'm so hungry.

    Unknown: What did I eat? I had, like, a beef wellington kind of gimmick. It was some white rice with some beef tips.

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh, oh, well, hello, fancy man, huh? I had no idea. Somebody gets a girl, and all of a sudden, he's eating beef wellington. And he'll have a spot of Earl Grey as well, I suppose.

    Unknown: It's a quick little… You just, you know, put some rice in a pot, and then there's this thing you can get at Walmart or Acme, and it's the Hormel beef tips. You just pop it in the microwave for three minutes, mix the beef tips with the rice, boom, you got a nice little quick meal.

    Natty Bumpercar: Sounds like you got a very healthy meal. There's a lot of greens to it. There's a lot of… Sounds like a lot of vitamins and minerals. No, no, there's none. You're literally, you're just, you're not. You're not even trying.

    Unknown: It's colorblind. And so the, I mean, the beef tips could be green. I don't know.

    Natty Bumpercar: I assumed the white, the rice was white rice, bleached.

    Unknown: As far as I know, I'm colorblind. I don't know.

    Natty Bumpercar: You're colorblind?

    Unknown: No.

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh, you have, you trick, you pull my leg. You pull my leg, my hoof right off from under me.

    Unknown: Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: I think I'm going to, I'm going to stop being people's personal trainer, so personal chef and whatnot. So maybe I'm going to, you want to hire me? I can, I can tell you how to eat food that you're not going to like to eat.

    Unknown: I mean, what kind of, what kind of dishes do you make? Have you heard of Brussels sprouts?

    Natty Bumpercar: Raw. Raw Brussels sprouts.

    Unknown: I don't know. Well, I don't know. Raw. I tried to put them in the oven once. They shrink. I didn't realize that they.

    Natty Bumpercar: Oh. Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah, they're good. If you do, if you take Brussels sprouts, you put them in the oven, you quarter them, bing, bing, bing, cut the bottom off, you know, a little bit, and then quarter them, boom, boom, bing. And then you put them in the oven with maybe a little bit of garlic or whatever, some olive oil. Come on. What are you doing? Oh, oh, some red pepper, like, you know, like shake, like pizza pepper, whatever it's called, red pepper. Oh, it's so good. Oh. I didn't know that.

    Unknown: I don't know what you're talking about.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Oh, I cook. Oh, I'm, I'm a very culinary pig, you know? And if you leave them in there a long time, since, since they're quartered, sometimes they'll get like crispy.

    Unknown: Oh, it's so good. Yeah. I do like them a little crispy, but I didn't realize that they shrink so small. I didn't know that.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. They're tiny. You know why? Because they're full of water. Cause they're little plants. And so you put them in the oven, all the water evaporates. They get tiny. Huh? You're like, see you later. Mashed potato like that.

    Unknown: Yeah. Ooh, mashed potatoes. Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: See? Yeah. Potatoes are grot. Yum. Oh, this is pretty much any potatoes. I like potatoes. Here's what blows my mind about the kids here. Cause I cook for them sometimes. They're like, yeah, we want French fries. Yeah. We want chips. And that's it. They don't understand the beauty of the potato. It can go to anywhere. Right?

    Unknown: Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: Mashed. Mashed. Utter. I don't know. Other. Tarts. Oh, they don't, they don't do tarts.

    Unknown: What?

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. I don't know.

    Unknown: Why do they not do tarts?

    Natty Bumpercar: Bro, they ain't, I mean, I ain't going to say nothing because this is bumper car show, but they ain't, I'm not very smart. You know, they're cute as buttons, but they're just, you're just like, you can put all the potatoes in the world in front of them and they'll be like, nope, none of that potato. That potato. Yeah. One potato. Yeah. Two potato. Yeah. Three potato.

    Unknown: They've been, they've been. They've been exposed to tarts. Have they not?

    Natty Bumpercar: Are you trying to, is that like a Dr. Seuss thing you're doing?

    Unknown: No, I'm just, I'm just, I guess it would be, but have they, they've experienced them before, right? They've been around them.

    Natty Bumpercar: Tarts and tarts. A lot. A lot. They eat them. No, they eat them. Not. Let's see what I just did. No. Yeah. They, they, we've tried. We bought a big bag of tarts and, uh, it's actually in the, it's, it's, it's called bag of tarts and they won't even do it.

    Unknown: Like a pillowcase.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. And they won't, they won't touch them. But I mean, sometimes, I mean, every so often they'll, they'll, they'll give it a shot, but really they, they, they fight it and they don't understand.

    Unknown: Yeah. That's bizarre. I thought all kids and man children love tarts.

    Natty Bumpercar: You thought all animals in the world love tater tots. Yeah. It's like you would walk into a Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head's dinner and they'd be eating a potato tart and you'd just be like, that makes sense. Yeah.

    Unknown: They would still be. Yeah.

    Natty Bumpercar: It makes sense. They, Pringles, of course they're going to eat tater tots. Ugh.

    Unknown: I'm kind of disappointed in the, the baby bumper cars.

    Natty Bumpercar: So that's what took, that's what it took to disappoint you. None of the stuff that I said last night on stage, that didn't, you were fine with that.

    Unknown: Yeah. All right. That's absolutely fine. No. But, ugh. Tater tots. The lack of tots is just mind boggling.

    Natty Bumpercar: Maybe it'll come back in. You know, it's maybe over the summer, maybe, because here's the thing, they have stages. So all of a sudden they'll just be like, you know what? I eat, uh, I eat fish now. Whatever. No, like they'll, what are they eating?

    Unknown: They just start their day by declaring things like that. I eat fish now.

    Natty Bumpercar: Yes. That's what they do. Like we, I go to, uh, Jersey Mike's a lot and I get sandwiches, sandwiches. And, uh, I get, uh, I forget what I get. It's delicious or whatever I get. And, uh, one day we went there like a few weeks in a row and Emerson was like, I want part of your sandwich. And I was like, whoa, bro, you sure? It's got all the, you know, and I was like, and he was like, let me take a bite. And he did. And I didn't tell him I was in it cause I didn't want to ruin him. So he, he, a couple of times he tried and he tried, he was like, I'm going to get me a sandwich. And I was like, okay. And he was like, but keep the onions off. And I was like, oh, he did know he did know there were onions. Okay. So he's figuring things out. Wow. So, but I was just out of the blue. He's just all of a sudden I was like, yeah, I'm gonna eat a sandwich. I was like, okay, who, who are you?

    Unknown: Yeah. What have you done with my kid?

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. And here's the thing. If I put all this stuff that was on the sandwich in a bowl in front of him, it would walk away. It would be like, I'll eat the bread and that's about it.

    Unknown: Well, why would you, you're talking about taking a sandwich, dissecting a sandwich and putting it in a bowl.

    Natty Bumpercar: Deconstructed sandwich. Okay. Watch a little bit more food network. No, it'd be, it'd be terrible.

    Unknown: You're a monster to, to dissect a sandwich like that. What does it say?

    Natty Bumpercar: Bro, it's, it's a salad at that point.

    Unknown: What are you doing? I mean, who wants a, who wants a sandwich salad?

    Natty Bumpercar: Um, sounds like you just invented a new population. Pop-up stand at the mall, sandwich salad. Who wants it? Get in. Actually, I ate a sandwich today and the dude behind me, they were like, how can we help you, sir? And he went, I'll have a tossed salad. And they were like, huh? What do you mean? We turned, cause they do, they turn sandwiches into salads and they were like, which number would you like? And he was like a tossed salad, like angry that they weren't getting what he was saying. And it was, and so I just kind of stood back and watched the whole. Interaction.

    Unknown: Well, I mean, I, I guess you could have, like, now that I'm thinking about it, I guess you could have like an antipasto is like a, a sandwich, a sandwich salad.

    Natty Bumpercar: Okay. So, so maybe somebody is coming back around a little bit.

    Unknown: Cause you got the ham and the salami.

    Natty Bumpercar: Excuse me. Excuse me. Uh, uh, I heard, I heard cheese. Is that the only thing I heard there?

    Unknown: Salami.

    Natty Bumpercar: Okay. What's that one? I don't, um. Salami. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. Bro. Turkey. A chicken. That's about it. That's all we're doing. All right. Maybe, maybe a grilled vegetable.

    Unknown: I just, I mean, I was just saying there's, there is ham in there.

    Natty Bumpercar: Why do you keep, why do you hate me? Is that what this is now? You're just being mean?

    Unknown: Why? Don't you have like a, a sensor butt? You can bleep that out later. Oh, that's true. A producer.

    Natty Bumpercar: Do the button thing.

    Producer: Okay.

    Natty Bumpercar: He's still over there in the corner. He's upset from earlier. Um, so listen, you know what? We, I, this is fun. I gotta, but I gotta go. Cause. Was it, was it because I said ham too much? Yeah. I mean, it, well, if I'm to be honest, we're on the clock. Number one. Number two. I did feel like after you found my weak point, you kind of kept prodding it. You kind of kept poking it. Right.

    Unknown: I didn't even, you know, it was, it was an honest mistake.

    Natty Bumpercar: If I was just like, Hey, I'm a pig. I'm a comedian. I wear hats backwards. Hey, everybody look at me. Why is the male, the male boy here? Whatever your joke is. I don't know. It's funny though.

    Unknown: The male boy. You turned me into a stripper.

    Natty Bumpercar: Why is the male boy here? Have you noticed? So in this interview, uh, I had laryngitis for a while. So I didn't talk that my voice ain't, it don't sound quite like how it used to sound.

    Unknown: No, I didn't notice. No. Okay, good.

    Natty Bumpercar: Then nobody else is going to notice. We're going to edit that part out too. Okay. Yeah.

    Unknown: I didn't notice. So listen, uh, you, this is for episode 300. Thank you for being our special guest, right?

    Natty Bumpercar: Yeah. Are you going to have 300 Spartans run in on your episode too? Yeah. We've been, I've been trying to learn all the lines and I'm actually shirtless right now. If I'm feeling. Yeah. I wish.

    Unknown: I wish. I wish. I wish. I wish.

    Natty Bumpercar: I wish. I wish. I wish. I wish. I wish. I wish.

    Unknown: I wish.

    Natty Bumpercar: I wish. I wish I could pull a line from the movie. That seems like it would've been a good part.

    Unknown: I mean, I really only just, this is Sparta and that's about it. It's really not a memorable line.

    Natty Bumpercar: Are they robots? Is that why they sounded like that?

    Unknown: Yeah. They're 300 robots. This is Sparta.

    Natty Bumpercar: Is that why you do comedy and don't do acting?

    Unknown: Boob beat. This is Sparta.

    Natty Bumpercar: What's my line again? This is Sparta. Perfect. And scene.

    Unknown: What would you say, Pete? What would people want out of it? How would you I would be like, I'd be all like, I don't know. I'm the I'm the the casting director. Welcome. How are you doing today? No, thank you.

    Natty Bumpercar: I didn't get to say the line. You didn't even you didn't say speed.

    Unknown: I'm just say I listen. I'm just looking at your look. You're a pig. Not what we're looking. I've been working out for this. Not what I'm sorry. It's not what we're looking for.

    Natty Bumpercar: I've been working on my roar. Do you know what that is? Please, sir. This is all I got. This is all I got.

    Unknown: A hundred and twenty two other people to look through that. We're probably going to say no to also.

    Natty Bumpercar: But how many pigs?

    Unknown: You're the first one. But I say say not what we're looking. You have a unique look. We'll call you if we have any openings in the future for anything.

    Natty Bumpercar: I just don't want you to worry about typecasting me is what I'm saying. I'm tough. I can handle it. Just pigeonhole me. Put me in there and I will make the audience's squeal.

    Unknown: Like I'm not going to. We're not going to say like a pig. We might piggyhole you, but we're not going to pigeonhole.

    Natty Bumpercar: I don't know what just happened. I don't even know what just happened.

    Unknown: Please don't cry. Please just leave my.

    Natty Bumpercar: I was on a podcast. I have a lot of experience with this. We did 300 episodes and I was all like, this is Sparta. I like that. See, I practiced.

    Unknown: You did. But I mean, your second mistake was you brought up your podcast during this casting session and everyone has a podcast.

    Natty Bumpercar: Why do you listen to it?

    Unknown: No. Oh, wow. I saw it on your resume. I saw it on the back of your headshot. And I'm going to assume based off of the backdrop that. New Jersey comic Mike Salona did your headshot.

    Natty Bumpercar: True. True. Now, listen, I got to ask you if I do, you know, get the part because I feel like we're really vibing right now. Is is this Niantic tattoo going to be a problem or not?

    Unknown: Well, we're going to have to do some sort of makeup. But I mean, you're you're not getting this part.

    Natty Bumpercar: I feel like you're starting to shine to me is all I'm saying. I feel like there's some sort of, you know, thing. Thing happening right now.

    Unknown: I've already I've already spent way too much time on you. I have seven hundred and forty seven people to look through now.

    Natty Bumpercar: You know what? I'm going to do you a favor. I'm going to head on out of here, but I'll give you a call back. OK, I'm going to call you back.

    Unknown: No, please don't. Please don't. I get flooded with emails. I get flooded with emails. They go right to my spam. Now, did I get it? Did I? Hello. Just checking in. Thanks so much. I don't read them. I don't read them.

    Natty Bumpercar: You must be mistaken. I'm not going to email you. I know where you live. I'm going to stop by. We're going to nosh, you know, maybe have a salad sandwich. I don't know what we're going to do, but it's going to be a nice time. And scene. All right. Well, listen, episode three hundred. This is Sparta. And I am. I wish to say, Peg, you are.

    Unknown: Adam Lucidi.

    Natty Bumpercar: Are you sure? Well, that is not what the paper says. That is not what this piece of paper says.

    Unknown: I know, but it was a typo and your autocorrect doesn't work for some reason.

    Natty Bumpercar: All right. And Andrew Ketchup is here, everyone. Hey, so when you are you going to still be you'll still be part of the show moving into the future, huh?

    Unknown: What show?

    Natty Bumpercar: This podcast. Not like I mean, I'm not asking you to be part of the show. I'm just saying every so often we might call you and talk to you because you seem to. Talk, OK.

    Unknown: Oh, yeah. Yeah. You can call me if you need to.

    Natty Bumpercar: You got you got good words. You're not going to like, I don't know, move and change your number. Nothing, huh?

    Unknown: No, no. I'm not going to change my number, change my name or anything like that. You know how to get a hold of me.

    Natty Bumpercar: OK, because I worry about you, you know, big world out there.

    Unknown: I know it's a big world. It's a big, scary world. But, you know, I mean, I'll always be your best pal.

    Natty Bumpercar: You literally just tonight found out the Brussels spouts. Drink in the oven. So, I mean, I feel like you've got a lot to learn.

    Unknown: And I'm excited. I'm excited to learn things like that out there.

    Natty Bumpercar: Well, here's your next. Here's your next tip. Beef Wellington.

    Unknown: Not really beef. But it says beef tips on the box.

    Natty Bumpercar: Did you read the back of the front? The front. OK. OK. OK. You have a good night. All right. I want you to have a good night. Just don't flip the box over. Don't. Dig in the trash and pull the back out. All right. OK. Because, you know what? You just ate my friend. What? Beet tips. They're actually rutabaga beets. That's what you.

    Unknown: Well, then there you go. There's my little bit of healthy then. Oh, look at you bringing it around.

    Natty Bumpercar: Look at you. All right. Producer, are we done? Why don't you talk? Just you nodding. OK. Yeah, he goes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Adam Lucidi. Thank you so much. Always a pleasure. Thank you. Thank you. So 300. And click. OK. So that was the end of the interview, I guess. Aloysius J. Pig, I want to thank Adam Lucidi for being on the show, the big 300th episode. Very happy to always have him here. A lot of stuff was talked about. I heard some stuff about Pokemon. I heard some stuff about Adam leaving. I had no idea about that. So that was news to me. And, oh, cool. The music started up again. Good. Because I was worried. I was worried that that was going to be gone for the whole episode. Anyway, I don't care. Episode 300. We are here. We made it. I'm happy. You're happy. You heard from Adam. Everyone loves Adam. You heard from Pig. Everyone loves Pig. I would love for Pig to be here so that I could do, like, that kind of thing that we did. OK. After some of the old episodes where he would be like, hey, Pig, what did you think of the interview? Whatever. He would probably say mean things. He'd be like, rah, rah, rah. I'm Pig. I don't like blah, blah. Whatever he says. I don't know. Anyway, it is now time, because we're just rocketing through. We have new segments. And I'm excited. I'm digging into my toy chest here. And we have a new segment right now. And it's called Reviews. And that's where we review cool things. And this review, I'm pretty excited about myself, because I've been excited to get this thing in the house for a long time. So, without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, here it is, the Reviews. All right. Hey, everybody. It's me again, Natty Bumpercar, with the Reviews. Today, we have a bag. You hear this bag? That's a bag. I'm going to take the first thing out of this bag. It is a white bag. I'm taking the box out of the bag. I'm going to hold this box up to the microphone, even though you cannot see it. It is a box. An unopened iPad Pro 10.5 inch. The newest of the new. The happiest of the happiest. The best of the best. I am so excited. I am so excited about this. I have been waiting for Apple to update the iPad Pro into this new version, because I've always drawn with a Wacom tablet, and haven't always, but for the past few years. And so, I was waiting for one that I could carry around. Well, now I have it. So, here it is. I'm not going to open it, because I just want to review the experience of holding this box. It's magical. It feels expensive. It feels like it's very expensive, is how it feels. Oh, and look. Hold on. In the box, also, we have another little tinier box. It's a smaller box. This is a box. This is the cover. The smart cover. So, it's got like a little keyboard here. It's thinner than the other box. It's also white. So, that's cool. It feels expensive, also. Not as expensive as the iPad, obviously. Rooting around in the box. And… Oh! Oh, yeah. Okay. Look at this. We have a receipt. That's always exciting to get. And, of course, one more box. That, ladies and gentlemen, is the Apple Pencil. It's a white box, also. I can't not wait to use them. Alright, so that's sort of the new episodes. New episodes. New sections of the podcast. It's reviews. I feel like it went pretty well. I got an iPad Pro. It's not opened yet. You know. What can I say? It's in a box. I like staring at the box. It gives me the feeling of potential. Right? Something exciting is going to happen. Until my children come along, rip it out of my hands, and break it like they do everything else in my life. I have so many stories to catch you guys up on. So much stuff has happened since the last time I recorded. But, I feel like we've been talking long enough. This is almost 40 minutes. Happy 300th episode, everybody. I've been Natty Bumpercar, and I, um… Oh.

    Rufus T. Rufus: Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, Bumpercar. You didn't think that we was going to let you have this little party all by yourself, did you? With a Rufus T. Rufus jumping up in the pool. Jumping up in the scene. Jumping up in the spot.

    Natty Bumpercar: If you know what I mean. Yeah, well… We did a rap song here. That was good. Hey, Bumpercar, happy 300th ep… Episode. Happy 300… What's wrong with you? 300… I can't. Are you okay? Happy three. Happy number three. I'm done. This is me. How was that interview? Did you like it? It was great. Adam's was great. The review you did was great. I accidentally broke the box. What? What? The thing that was in the box shattered. I'm sorry. I didn't know.

    Producer: I'm happy to be here, too. I'm so happy that I was invited.

    Natty Bumpercar: You actually weren't invited. Just so you know, bro. Let's be nice. Oh, that's fine. I'm happy about that, too. Thanks. Okay.

    Producer: We've been hiding in the booth your whole time you were recording your show, and it was so good. You did a wonderful job. Thank you. Even without producer. Yeah, well. You barely need me. I actually wrote you a song. Oh, a song? That's cool. Do you want to hear how it goes? Do you want to hear how it goes?

    Natty Bumpercar: Honestly, I'm good. I think we're at the end of the show, and we don't really need to hear the song right

    Producer: now. Okay. No, that makes sense. That's good. That's fine. Okay. Okay. Well, that's the end of the episode, anyway. Thanks. Really? Okay. All right. Thank you. Okay.

    Natty Bumpercar: Okay. I'm going to finish the episode. Okay. So, anyway, guys, again, what I was saying, it was so cool to have you and everything, and I was just…

    Unknown: Thank you so much for watching, and I'll see you in the next episode.

  • Bumperpodcast #298 – Laser Lightning Muffins

    Bumperpodcast #298 – Laser Lightning Muffins

    Lasers – Lightning – Explosions – Muffins! It’s a hyperactive and hyper-short edition of the Bumperpodcast!

    This is a ‘Laser Lightning’ version of the Bumperpodcast – which is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! 

    Do you think about muffins? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.


    About This Episode

    In this laser lightning edition of the Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar celebrates the incredible muffin bounty left over from Mother's Day at his house. Unable to contain his excitement, Natty breaks into an improvisational song about muffins, passionately singing about eating muffins for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. He then provides a detailed inventory of the various muffin types enjoyed, including blueberry, orange cranberry, cinnamon, corn, chocolate, and the mysteriously named 'morning glory' muffins. Natty also discusses his desire for a 'squish of espresso' and mentions the scones and cheesy grits that rounded out the feast. This episode is a hilarious celebration of baked goods and post-holiday leftovers.

    Memorable Quotes

    “The only way I feel like I can explain my excitement about these muffins to you is through song.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “Why don't we have squishes espresso? I want a squish espresso man. I don't even drink coffee but I think I would definitely drink a squish espresso.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “This podcast is about making you hungry. This podcast is about feeding your soul.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #muffins #mothersday #food #baking #songs #leftovers #breakfast

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: oh it is natty bumper car and this is your laser lightning edition of the bumper podcast where i wish put the light do the sounds laser laser lightning lightning and today we're going to talk about muffins why because we had mother's day at my house and we had so many people and we had so many muffins and you know what they left so many muffins and the only way i feel like i can explain my excitement about these muffins to you is through song so hit it oh all right okay we go muffin muffin muffin we say muffin muffin come on muffin muffin muffin muffin muffin muffin muffin what kind of muffin my muffin i'm eating all the muffins i'm eating all the muffins all day all night eat muffins for dinner for breakfast for lunch for time all times i don't eat muffins i go muffin i go muffin i go muffins now go like this come on come on we go muffin come on come on i say muffin one time muffin two times muffin three times all the time with the muffin go muffin go muffin i say muffin go muffin you're gonna walk around all day all night and all you're gonna think about is muffins muffins now stop boom ladies and gentlemen here's what kind of muffins i had i had blueberry muffins i had orange cranberry muffins i had cinnamon muffins i had corn muffins i had something called a what was it it was a weird name it was like morning highlight muffin that's not what it was called though i'll have one of your morning highlight muffins please and if i could just have a squish of of a squish of espresso please why don't we have squishes espresso i want a squish espresso man i don't even drink coffee but i think i would definitely drink a squish espresso i had other kind of muffins morning morning that's what it was called weird that's in my head uh oh man i want some morning glory muffins right you guys got some i just want a whole case of them a baker's dozen if you will of your morning glory muffins gonna take them to the office and have everybody eat up on them um there were other muffins too there was chocolate muffins obzy ob totes obziously um i think that was it is that really it i feel like there's gonna be a lot more muffins oh well you know what there were a lot of muffins and you know what else there were you know that we had those scones those scones we had a lot of scones we had one scone two scone maybe a few other scones we had so much food i made grits cheesy grits what i'm just making you hungry this podcast is about making you hungry this podcast is about feeding your soul it's bumper what's happening who's doing that make that stop turn that thing off come on if we can't act right we can't act at all this episode of the podcast laser lightning episode expedition has been brought to you by the one the only the muffin council of the world