I am totally out of sorts. Cinnamon the Horse is still totally missing. I get a little lonely and then a little sensitive – because – there is a fish eyed girl in the corner who happened to fall asleep at some point – or another.
You can only find out all of the rest by listening to this weeks Bumperpodcast!
Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.
Hooray!
Also – in fun news – we are now on Stitcher.com! So, how much fun is that?!
Yesterday all of the paintings that were ordered for the holiday season were gently pushed out of the door and into their fresh new lives to live with the families that ordered them. I am hoping that they are as loved at their new homes as they were here at Headquarters.
Thanks ten times ten for everyone who got one!
As soon as I am able – I will start putting them up here on the site for everyone to see what they missed out on – and – fingers are crossed that soon these (along with some other nifty things) may start making there way into the store for all year around Bumpercar buying!!
It has been a week – and – everyone around Headquarters has been on pins and needles wondering what the fate of Turkey may be . . . Did Robot find the proper forms that were needed to set the pardon?!
Listen and you just might find out – maybe – possibly.
These are some of the things that I babble about today – on the Bumperpodcast!
Don’t forget to email me your questions, musings and whatnot at bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com.
Natty Bumpercar battles a cold while walking his dog Socks in the rain in this short and silly episode of Bumperpodcast. Despite promises to update listeners on Turkey's fate, Natty admits the headquarters is like an infirmary with Aloysious J. Pig bedridden for two days. Armed with rain gear but lacking rain pants, a drippy-nosed Natty philosophizes about wet pants and dry pants while questioning whether it's him or the cold medicine doing the talking. Meanwhile, Socks the dog remains unbothered by the weather, leading Natty to wonder if maybe the dog should be in charge.
Memorable Quotes
“You know what you don't want when you're sickly? Wet pants. I mean, there's a specific reason that all pants are sold dry. They're sold dry. Don't sell them wet.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“It's hard to say if it's cough medicine, cold medicine speaking to you today, or if it's me. I don't know.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“He doesn't seem to mind anything. Maybe socks should be in charge. Yeah!”
Natty Bumpercar: hello bumper podcast how is it going today today i know you all came back because you wanted to hear how turkey is doing or isn't doing whether the case may be but i don't i can't tell you that today because today is a rainy episode today is a sick day episode today is an episode where socks and i are walking around in the rain and i don't know if he has the sniffles but i certainly have the sniffles and not only the sniffles but um my eyes are watering too so i figured what's more interesting talking about turkey's fate we're talking about the rain then i'm walking around in while i'm sick and the dog i clearly turkey is more interesting i understand that i understand that i understand that you think i don't realize but we just can't do it the house is like an infirmary at this point headquarters it's full of pigs he can't he hasn't got out of bed in like two days uh cinnamon needs the horse he's up he can just tell he gets a long stare to the doom you will not take my umbrella no you will not do not even try ah all for pie cash seriously this is where we're at today i have i have my… rain jacket on have my… rain hat on i have my umbrella i have my rain boots but i dont have rain pants i don't even know if such thing exists so from my random jacket down and my shoes wet
Unknown: wet
Natty Bumpercar: wet you know what you don't want when you're sickly? Wet pants. I mean, there's a specific reason that all pants are sold dry. They're sold dry. Don't sell them wet. It's hard to say if it's cough medicine, cold medicine speaking to you today, or if it's me. I don't know. I don't know, but it doesn't matter. Somebody's talking on the Bumper Podcast, and if it's this cough medicine, or if it's this drippy-eyed, drippy-nosed coffee bumper car, then it's, you know, six and one half and a dozen. I feel like I'm fading, Bumper Podcast. I feel like I'm fading away. All right, maybe I'm being blown away by the wind. Socks doesn't seem to mind anything. He's just walking around. He's just walking around, checking out all these trees, fence posts, these bushes. He doesn't seem to mind anything. Maybe socks should be in charge. Yeah!
Turkey is in the building! Turkey is in Headquarters. Will he receive a pardon?!? I guess that will be up to Robot to decide. Hang onto your hats kids!!
These are some of the things that I babble about today – on the Bumperpodcast!
