Bumpercar talks about getting nervous at the doctor and in meetings and in life. There is also a minor interruption from a kid who wants a ukulele …
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The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!
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Bumpercar just chats about some things – and then – he locks in on something that really got under his skin – and lay’s everything out on the table …
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The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals!
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Natty Bumpercar lives in a pumpkin world – and – he is on the outside looking in. We also talk about Fall – the season – not the action.
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You are like a squash!
In episode 177 of the Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar tackles the overwhelming pumpkin spice craze that has taken over October. From pumpkin muffins to pumpkin lattes, Natty feels bombarded by autumn's marketing blitz while admitting he hasn't tried any of the trendy treats. The episode takes a personal turn as Natty discusses dealing with bronchitis again and the irony of developing allergies to his 12-year-old dog. He also shares a hilarious conversation with Tiny Bumpercar about explaining the concept of fall and why leaves change colors, leading to adorable confusion about seasons and falling.
“We're living in a pumpkin world right now and I'm not part of it and I don't know how I feel about being on the outside looking in.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“Hey dog I've had you for almost 10 years but now my body has decided that it's allergic to you so we're going to have to take you… nowhere because you're the dog.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“Anytime he sees it when he wakes up in the morning and there's sunlight outside he's like hey everybody time to get up it's summer.”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #october #pumpkinspice #fall #allergies #parenting #seasons #family #dogs
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Natty Bumpercar: it's a good letter it's october and so always my favorite letter right now and i'm natty bumper car and this is the bumper podcast and holy beans ladies and gentlemen uh how are you doing do you have your pumpkins yet um have you been eating pumpkin spice things that every store in the planet is like look at our we brought pumpkin back look at what we've got we made this pumpkin drink for you with the wheat with your pumpkin muffin and oh don't forget to have your pumpkin juice with your pumpkin pie pumpkin pumpkin pumpkin i mean i get it it's pumpkin season right but never in my life have i ever experienced such a marketing blitz blitz yes as as this year with uh with pumpkins they're everywhere it's like everywhere i turn everywhere i look there he is old jack old lantern wait no because that's i mean that's a pumpkin but that's like a dude so let's try the there he is old pile of pumpkins that works i guess better i don't know there's pumpkins everywhere is what i'm saying and and it's it's it's a bit much all right i i have not had a pumpkin uh muffin strudel uh what's it called latke i don't know what a latke is uh i have a uh i don't drink lattes pumpkin spice i haven't had any of this stuff uh and i don't i don't intend to i don't think but i just feel like i'm being bombarded by it i don't feel like i'm part of society because i'm not taking in the pumpkin we're living in a pumpkin world right now and i'm not part of it and i don't know how i feel about being on the outside looking in but i guess i'm gonna have to take it um i did not just come here to talk about pumpkins with you guys i've missed you did you know i had bronchitis again yeah oh what the respiratory problems are such a treat it's that much fun oh you can't breathe all the time oh it's great oh hey look you're allergic to your dog that's wonderful your dog's 12 years old you can't breathe all of a sudden how does that happen hey dog i've had you for almost 10 years but now my body has decided that it's allergic to you so we're going to have to take you i don't know where i mean like nowhere because you're the dog i can't you can't get rid of the dog because you can't breathe i mean i guess you could
Unknown: breathing is pretty important but oh you know the dog is part of the family he's part of our extended family and he's gonna stay with us until he goes to college and then it's up to him what happens after that the dog's not gonna go to college
Natty Bumpercar: not unless he starts getting those grades up because i gotta tell you he is terrible at arithmetic uh he's pretty good at home ed so he can he can whip up some pretty mean pumpkin treats is what i'm telling you people he's part of the pumpkin bandwagon uh tiny bumper car the other day he was we were trying to we were trying to talk about seasons like what are the different seasons and he's like well it's still summer because for him he associates uh the sun with summer well here's the thing people the sun pretty much comes out every day so there's always going to be a sun up in the sky so but anytime he sees it when he wakes up in the morning and like there's sunlight outside he's like hey everybody time to get up it's summer and you're like no it's it's not it's okay so i said it's fall and he was like what's that and i was like it's fall what does that mean data and so i started looking at pointing around the leaves and i was like see how the leaves are changing colors they were green and now they're red and they're blue they're blue now they're orange and brown and it's like what happens is uh in this season all those leaves are going to fall down on the ground and he was just like oh my god i'm gonna fall down on the ground i'm not getting this and i was like it's in they fall it's fall now bumper podcast do you understand he was like i'm still not with you and i was like come on kid it's fall
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Natty Bumpercar Bucket Brigade?! Oh yeah! We talk a lot about how awesome buckets are … Can you even stand the excitement?
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You are like a bucket!
In this hilarious episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar goes on an extended comedic riff about buckets after revealing a failed promotional campaign called the "Natty Bumpercar Bucket Brigade." The episode features Natty's increasingly absurd suggestions for bucket uses, from makeshift helmets at baseball games to protection during snowball fights. He enthusiastically describes how buckets can be conversation starters, step stools, rain hats, and even vessels for making Grammy Bumpercar's special mud pie recipe. This solo episode showcases Natty's signature rambling, improvisational comedy style as he explores every possible bucket-related scenario he can imagine.
“I've got a frog in my bucket. I'd be like that's crazy what's his name whatever it's just a conversation starter.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“The greatest thing with buckets is there's not a lot of rules about them you can do a lot of stuff with buckets.”
— Natty Bumpercar
“It's my Grammy bumper cars special recipe for mud pie. And then I put the dirt in, and then I put the water in, and you stamp on it.”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #buckets #promotionalitems #comedy #improvisation #everydayobjects #rambling #absurdisthumor
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
Natty Bumpercar: hey bumper podcast it's me natty bumper car what is in your bucket today you're you don't have a bucket you're everyone's supposed to be we were supposed to be sending out buckets it was our big end of the summer uh thing that we were supposed to be sending out like promotional item uh it was called the uh natty bumper car bucket brigade is what we're gonna call you guys and it doesn't have anything to do with fire it's not that kind of bucket brigade but it's like a uh a bucket that you um you know it was it was it had the logo on it and everything and then you guys could go and put whatever you wanted to in your bucket so that uh at the beginning of every episode i would be able to uh lean in and ask you hey you what is in your bucket and then you and you know it's fun so you could be like i've got a frog in my bucket i'd be like that's crazy what's his name whatever it's just a conversation starter you know a lot of homes and this is in other countries obviously more advanced countries than our own i would have buckets right there there's at the front door we're at the living room maybe the uh the dining room not never in the kitchen because we don't want to confuse and put you a lot of hot foods in it or anything unless that's what your bucket's for you know that's the thing too the greatest thing with buckets is there's not a lot of rules about them you can do a lot of stuff with buckets let's say and we're gonna really flip the script here that you have to get something that's up on a shelf you know what you're gonna do is you're gonna flip your bucket over and step on it you can do that let's say that it's raining outside a lot and you're gonna have to buy a new blanket you don't want to get your new haircut um wet messed up you just got your hair did flip that bucket over put it over your head you got a hat and not only a hat but a hat that uh is going to keep the rain off it's going to keep the sun off if you if you if you're thinning of hair then you it's going to protect you up there uh if you're at a baseball game a lot of people wear buckets at baseball games i'm sure you've seen this it's all over the place because they don't want to get hit in the head with a ball or maybe somebody, they're at an opposing team's stadium and, you know, oh, I got it, look at that guy down there. And if somebody's going to throw something at them, there's a bucket. They're fine. They're safe. Let's say you get into some sort of snowball fight. This is another good, and sometimes accidentally, but the snowballs have ice in them. And that can cause an injury. That can cause blunt force trauma to your head. You're going to go to the hospital for that. You're going to be kept there, very disruptive of your day. But you have a bucket on, you're fine. You're protected. Now let's get back to, like, normal bucket things. Like, what can I put in my bucket? Again, anything. You can make stuff in your bucket. Like, let's say you've got some, some dirt, all right? I'm going to put a little bit of water in there. I've got mud, just like that. And then, you know, if people would say, what are you doing? Why did you put, why did you make mud in your bucket? It's all dirty now. You could say, hey, listen, I'm opening a mud pie stand here. Back off. My gran, it's my, it's my nonna's recipe. My, my grandma, my, my grandma. I don't know any other words. My mommy, mammy, mammy, no. Grammy, Grammy. Grammy, I like Grammy. We'll go with Grammy. It's my Grammy bumper cars special recipe for mud pie. And then I put the dirt in, and then I put the water in, and you stamp on it. It's very good. And I mixed it perfectly. And look at this. It's beautiful. You can put marbles in a bucket. If you're into collecting seashells, I've seen people. I've seen people collect seashells in their buckets. Okay, you can write things on pieces of paper, little slips of paper, and drop them in the bucket. And then they're just in there for you. You can walk up and down at intersections and hold your bucket out. Maybe somebody's going to put some money into it. Maybe. I don't, I mean, I see, again, it's very open-ended and it's, it's, it's a great adventure. And I'm sorry that we haven't gotten those out to you yet. So listen, Bumper Podcast, buckets are the new thing. Natty Bumper Car, Bumper Podcast, Bucket Brigade, booyah!
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There will be no fooling around on this week’s Bumperpodcast. Natty has jumped into the world of fashion … He may have also joined a gang.
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Clothes are an important part of life!
Natty Bumpercar introduces his latest fashion trend in this hilarious episode of Bumperpodcast. After receiving feedback about last week's episode, Natty decides to keep things focused by discussing his new rubber band bracelet collection. The orange rubber band from a grocery store container leads to the formation of an impromptu "rubber band club" with Tiny Bumpercar, who sports a yellow one. When a green rubber band is discovered on the floor, things get complicated as Natty struggles with whether to expand beyond citrus colors. The episode takes a turn as Natty reveals the ongoing drama about the abandoned green rubber band and his current status as the sole remaining member of the rubber band gang.
“we were like buddies we're like hey what's up rubber band buddy and we're like the rubber band club maybe rubber band gang”
— Natty Bumpercar
“i didn't know if i wanted to mix with the uh the greens or the blues like i was like let's kind of keep citrus colors going let's kind of keep an island theme going”
— Natty Bumpercar
“at this point i'm a rubber band guy without a gang”
— Natty Bumpercar
Topics: #fashion #friendship #groceryshopping #rubberbands #humor #family
Featuring: Natty Bumpercar
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