Tag: Birthday

Natty Bumpercar: what is going on bumper podcast this is natty bumper car you're one you're only you're natty bumper car and i am talking to you on what day is it it's my birthday it's my birthday it's it's it's it's my birthday and i'm excited and i'm thrilled and i'm doing a dance and i'm eating a cupcake and i'm eating some cake and i'm eating some ice cream i'm eating a soda i'm having some juice and i'm gonna have some more cake and i might have cake soup and then i don't know i might have a cake float i might have a cake shake i'm gonna i'm just gonna have a cake gumbo i'm gonna have a cake cake a cake cake i'm gonna do that cakes jello like uh jello with some cake in it sounds gross i'm gonna do it uh parfait yeah uh cake cocktail cake cocktail i was trying to say like shrimp cocktail but then i said cake cake wow that is impossible to say cake cocktail i'm gonna have a cake cocktail a cake cocktail is not going to defeat me no not today because it's my birthday and you won't win you won't you won't do this to me cake cocktail wow that's so hard to say can you say it where have you been bumper podcast i'm so glad that you decided to show up on my birthday because i was sitting here all by myself all alone and no one was here where was i oh my gosh i've been so many places i went um on a drive and it was 850 miles and i was like oh my gosh i've been so many places and i was like into the middle of the country into the belly of the beast and um then i came back and now i'm here and i'm recording this bumper podcast on a new device so we're gonna see how it works out and see how it goes and where we will stop nobody knows but if it works and i am anticipating that it will be excited be very excited because um it could mean i don't know what it could mean the doors could just fly off this this rocket ship and we could be in space and we could run out of air and it might be the best thing that ever happened to us and who knows am i right so uh what else have i been doing i don't know i worked in my backyard that was not exciting i had a piece of pizza okay i had four pieces of pizza because pizza is delicious um i don't know i took a shower last week that was pretty exciting it took me and we're not even joking here a half an hour just to get through the first layer of uh of of dirt i had actually developed an exoskeleton of dirt uh which i used to fight off the evil hordes who were trying to do bad deeds the doers of bad deeds were put down by natty bumper car finally at last at once as forever birthday bumper car who's with me who's going on this cruise who's going on this ship please tell me it's you please