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  • Bumperpodcast #23 – Holiday time!

    Bumperpodcast #23 – Holiday time!

    A co-host for the Holidays?

    Who could it be?!?

    We shall see!

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    About This Episode

    In this holiday episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar is joined by an unexpected co-host: little baby Emerson. Together, they thank listeners for tuning in throughout 2009 and hint at their plans to go into hiding over the holidays. The episode takes a comedic turn when Natty accidentally reveals their hiding spot, leading to playful banter between the host and his infant co-host. Despite some lighthearted disagreements, Natty and Emerson make amends and encourage listeners to feel proud of their achievement: listening to Bumperpodcast all year long. The duo signs off with well-wishes for 2010.

    Memorable Quotes

    “he's got a deckled edge if you will”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “we're not supposed to tell them where we're hiding that negates the whole activity”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “go find a mirror look at it point at yourself give yourself a huge smile and say i've done something really good this year i listened to the bumper podcast”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #holidays #newyear #2009 #yearinreview #babies #gratitude #humor

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: oh really hello bumper podcast what's going on it's me natty bumper car and evidently we have a co-host today but who could it be any guesses anyone oh goo that's right it's little baby emerson and he must be here to wish you a merry happy jolly fun funny silly great wonderful tremendous stupendous holiday yeah oh see he's thrilled that you're here i'm thrilled that you're here i can't believe you keep coming back and listening to this but i love that you do oh yeah well he doesn't love it as much as i do but you know what he's a little bit rough around the edges right now he's got a deckled edge if you will bumper podcast so today what we're doing is we're saying thanks for coming and uh listening to us for 2009 and then after that you ain't you're not gonna see us you might see our backs you might see our dust as we run away and do some serious hiding oh oh i'm emerson peas and carrots what are you doing we're not supposed to tell them where we're hiding that negates the whole activity the whole where they know what we're gonna be hiding so when it's not okay fine hiding anymore laugh at me baby oh it's that funny daddy's losing it because we told him where we're hiding some co-host you are i don't know bumper podcast oh is this the way we want to start 2010 fighting amongst ourselves at the holidays i don't know that it is in fact i would go so far as to say it's not well bumper podcast i'm thrilled to see that you know at least emerson and i could well i was gonna say bury the hatchet but i think you just said it so much better baby emerson it's a bumper podcast how many times can we say it one time bumper podcast bumper podcast bumper podcast that's too many times but i'm thrilled that you have been here for all of those times so what i want you to do is go find a mirror look at it point at yourself give yourself a huge smile and say i've done something really good this year i listened to the bumper podcast we'll see you in 2010

    Unknown: him you you you you you you it

  • Bumperpodcast #10

    Bumperpodcast #10

    A baby is born . . . and sometimes he makes some noises – I try to figure out some of the noises.

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    In this episode of Bumperpodcast, host Natty Bumpercar announces exciting news that's been spreading through all communication channels: there's a baby! After encouraging the studio audience to clap loudly enough, Natty brings out the baby who promptly begins crying. The episode features Natty's humorous observations about the constantly crying newborn, including jokes about the baby's New York origins affecting his sounds ("gaga goo goo") versus Natty's Southern baby babble. Throughout the segment, Natty attempts to soothe the dancing, crying baby while reflecting on the challenges and sweetness of caring for an adorable but vocal infant. The episode ends with Natty trying to get the baby to sleep.

    Memorable Quotes

    “he was born in new york so he's like gaga goo goo hey you know because that's what he sounds like”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “as long as he's doing his baby dance crying his baby dance crying i think that everything's going to work out for the world”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #babies #parenting #crying #newyork #regionalhumor #infantcare #comedy

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Natty Bumpercar: bumper podcast news this is news this is news you don't know or maybe you know it's been all over the emails it's been all over the texts it's been all over the cell phones and the landlines and snail mail there's a baby that's right there's a baby you guys want to meet him i bet we could if if you clap loud enough we can bring him out let's hear it yeah that's a good clap a good cheer for the studio audience here at the bumper podcast let's bring that baby out everybody let's see what he has to say oh nice music baby coming out oh oh no oh you guys the baby cries he cries all the time how do i mean he's really cute he's adorable he's so sweet but yeah you see he cries a lot and it's sad when he cries a lot because you don't know what to do for him because he's just a teeny tiny little baby you know what let's let's drop the music and then yeah we can have just a a nice little crying baby in the background just to let us all just put us all in the same mindset right and that's a lot of crying let's put a little bit of music in the background a little there a little more dancing dancing baby crying dancing baby crying dancing baby crying yeah okay i got it okay so he doesn't only cry i've heard him make other noises before he uh at one point he was like gaga goo goo or you know like gaga gaga goo goo because he's he was born in new york so he's like gaga goo goo hey you know because that's what he sounds like uh when i was a baby i was born in the south and so i was like gaga wait i was like gaga goo goo no that doesn't sound like it but he i don't know what i sounded like i was like and he's like oh like i don't even he doesn't sound like that either he sounds you know a lot more let's be honest like you know like this and holy beans is that depressing but it's you know it's fine that's the noise he has he's got little lungs he's got to work them out he's gotta do a little bit of work in that and as long as he's doing his baby dance crying his baby dance crying i think that everything's going to work out for the world so Baby, you should go to sleep. It's time to go to sleep. Alright, I am the Bumper Podcast. You guys are great, but I have a baby, and he is even greater.

  • Bumperpodcast #6

    Bumperpodcast #6

    It’s the quietest episode yet . . . Gotta get ready to be sneaky around the baby.

    So hhhhuuuusssshhhhhh it down.

    Pretty please?!

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    In Bumperpodcast episode #6, host Natty Bumpercar attempts to keep everyone quiet in preparation for a baby's arrival. Despite his best efforts to maintain a whisper-friendly environment, chaos ensues when a noisy duck and Mott the sheep interrupt the proceedings. Natty brainstorms unconventional sleeping spots for the baby, including drawers, a file cabinet, and even a dishwasher. The episode showcases the classic Bumperpodcast humor as Natty struggles to enforce quiet time while his puppet friends create comedic mayhem.

    Memorable Quotes

    “I got a couple of drawers, got a file cabinet, I think we have some… there's a closet over there, obviously, there's the dishwasher, a lot of places for this baby to sleep.”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    “Just because some little duck comes in and starts going all and just because Mott the sheep decides he wants to bowl in like sheep… we're supposed to be keeping it quiet!”

    — Natty Bumpercar

    Topics: #babies #preparation #chaos #friendship #comedy #whispering

    Featuring: Natty Bumpercar

    Full Transcript

    Unknown: Hey, wait, no, shh, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, everybody!

    Natty Bumpercar: Thank you, that's better. We're trying to get better at being a little bit more quiet around here. You know, doing a little whispering. Because, you know, well, there's a tiny little baby about to be here. So, could you please keep it down? I understand, you know, we're talking on the microphone, and we're broad, we're telling, you know, whatever, talking, we're doing some talking. But, and this isn't now, there's no baby here right this second. But any minute now, in the next few weeks, there could be a tiny baby sleeping. Maybe, right here, on the desk, maybe, I'm not sure where he's gonna sleep. And I mean, I got a couple of drawers, got a file cabinet, I think we have some, uh, some, there's a closet over there, obviously, there's the dishwasher, a lot of places for this baby to sleep. But we need to keep it quiet. Alright, maybe we can tell ghost stories, that's what people do when they're being really quiet. Alright. Alright, seriously? Oh, what's going on? Mott, what have you been up to? Yeah, I know, summer is almost done. I'm going into winter, never really had a summer. Do you hear my raspy voice? Yeah, I know, it's kind of my pirate type of voice. Arrr, isn't it terrible that summer came and never stayed? Wait… Isn't it terrible… Isn't it terrible… that summer never came i understand you know here's the thing though everybody we were supposed to be whispering and so just because some little duck comes in and starts going all and just because mott the sheep decides he wants to bowl in like sheep and start yeah well we're supposed to be keeping it quiet we're supposed to be keeping it down because who cares about the duck and who cares about the sheep we gotta make sure that the baby sleeps so we gotta be in practice because we gotta be ready because we gotta be right am i right right