Shave & a Haircut?!
I am waiting – right now at this very second (which was only really true at that second) – to get spiffied up.
Currently – I’m a bit rough around the edges . . . People shying away from me and stuff . . . And it isn’t even my bad attitude – or smell – or nothing.
Keep your fingers crossed – I hope they don’t blow this . . .
Here is what I look like – before the action.
that’s a mean beard!
and i mean, mean….
it just called me fat!
but-but-but i had no idea . . . that my beard was so gosh-darn mean – that is . . . i raised it with such love and – uhm – other things that a beard really needs to grow up polite – and right.
good thing i cut it all off!