So here I sit. In my castle. Whiling my time away. I can get a mite bored – so I talk to my dog – but he usually doesn’t have much to say. So now I talk to a mic – because that’s less crazy – and it’s easy to convince myself that I am just procrastinating . . . and not being lazy. So – thanks for the listen – you get a gold star. Hopefully you will enjoy what you hear. Hardy-har-har-har.

Headquarters has been broken into . . . people are missing. It is absolute bedlum . . .

What is this world coming to!?

Stay tuned to find out – as Robot lends a hand in the investigation.

Also – Hooray! It’s our 50th Bumperpodcast . . . Yep – Yep – Hooray!!

(pat on the back. pat on the back. pat on the back.)

Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!

I love pizza – and so – that is what I’m going to talk about today. What kind of pizzas there are and what kinds of pizzas I love.

I may also digress into other junk – but – that is just how it goes.

Send us an email or a mail or a snail or a quail or whatever. SERIOUSLY!

Robot is back to take the helm – because the house is in revolt! Evidently, Natty Bumpercar is way too busy to draw stuff and make stuff and phot stuff and talk stuff and joke stuff and stuff stuff – – – so – – – the rest of the house has decided to pick up a bit of the slack for him.

Because if they don’t . . . then the stink bugs win – and that can never happen!

Wait until the Bumpercar gets a load of this!

WE ARE IN AN ABSOLUTE TAILSPIN OF SICKNESS.

Oops! Caps lock was on . . .

BUT – WE ARE IN AN ABSOLUTE TAILSPIN OF SICKNESS!! WITH SNIFFLES AND COLDS AND RUNNY NOSES AND SNEEZES AND BLECH!

Stand back . . . We may be catching.
Blue skies and big trucks!
We bolt out of headquarters to go and experience nature . . . it’s just so darn natural!
Enjoy listening to me huff and sniffle as I walk – enjoy Socks rolling on the ground and birds tweeting in the trees.
It’s the best that we can do.
It’s the best that we can possibly do.
Enjoy it!