So here I sit. In my castle. Whiling my time away. I can get a mite bored – so I talk to my dog – but he usually doesn’t have much to say. So now I talk to a mic – because that’s less crazy – and it’s easy to convince myself that I am just procrastinating . . . and not being lazy. So – thanks for the listen – you get a gold star. Hopefully you will enjoy what you hear. Hardy-har-har-har.

This is officially the first “What could have been” Bumperpodcast of the year … You see – we were going to talk about kittens and squirrels – and then the big computer broke – and then the little computer wouldn’t accept the audio doo-hickey – and then I went and took a long bath.

I think that something was recorded … I am considering just making vinyl records of all of these and mailing them to listeners …. Or – writing everything out with ghost ink.

Have you ever made a vinyl record or written in ghost ink? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and maybe we’ll hire you.

You could live in a cave!!

 

It is an end of the week Bumperpodcast … Our “big get” guest of the week fell through and threw everything into a major tailspin – and so – here we are – just you and me chit-chatting!

Mostly – I tell you about a giant gravel voiced bear-man who sat at a table and grumbled at Pig and I.

Have you ever been grumbled at by an angry bear of a man? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and then we’ll prepare the honey pots.

Prepare the honey pots!!!

After the audio issues on the last Bumperpodcast, we have to decided to blow your minds with an extra episode this week …

This episode also has audio issues … poop!

Well – my lifelong pal is still at headquarters and we bumble and babble through the brambles of another conversation …

What do we talk about?! Listen to find out for yourself, Punchy!!

Do you have audio issues in your day-to-day life? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and then we’ll squash them flat!

Squish!

 

Oh! It’s a Bumperpodcast interview with a crummy microphone and major technical issues …

My lifelong pal has stopped by headquarters and now you know a little itty-bit more about me. Part of it being that I don’t have a screen set up and my ‘p’s’ and ‘b’s’ really pop out into the world.

Do you have a best pal in the world? Do you want to help us with our technical issues? Would you like to be interviewed? Let us know by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and then we’ll blow this spot up!

Boom!

Incoherence … thy name is Bumpercar!

In this episode – Bumpercar rambles on about some number game that doesn’t seem to have any rules and also doesn’t seem to make any sense. Then he diverges wildly to talking about a chimney.

Please help us by sending an email to bumperpodcast@nattybumpercar.com – and then we’ll take a nap.

A sleepy nap.