What in the what?!

The Bumperpodcast is an oftentimes hilarious weekly romp around Headquarters, in Coffee-Can Alley, with Natty Bumpercar and his entire gaggle of pals! Have you just started listening to the Bumperpodcast and want to catch up on old episodes – or – did you miss that one show that one week a long while ago and want to listen now? Well then, here is your big chance. Enjoy!!

Episodes

Robot is back to take the helm – because the house is in revolt! Evidently, Natty Bumpercar is way too busy to draw stuff and make stuff and phot stuff and talk stuff and joke stuff and stuff stuff – – – so – – – the rest of the house has decided to pick up a bit of the slack for him.

Because if they don’t . . . then the stink bugs win – and that can never happen!

Wait until the Bumpercar gets a load of this!

WE ARE IN AN ABSOLUTE TAILSPIN OF SICKNESS.

Oops! Caps lock was on . . .

BUT – WE ARE IN AN ABSOLUTE TAILSPIN OF SICKNESS!! WITH SNIFFLES AND COLDS AND RUNNY NOSES AND SNEEZES AND BLECH!

Stand back . . . We may be catching.
Blue skies and big trucks!
We bolt out of headquarters to go and experience nature . . . it’s just so darn natural!
Enjoy listening to me huff and sniffle as I walk – enjoy Socks rolling on the ground and birds tweeting in the trees.
It’s the best that we can do.
It’s the best that we can possibly do.
Enjoy it!

Drinks are too expensive – but – who cares? Because we are on vacation . . . and by “we” I mostly mean ‘me’ – as everyone else around headquarters seems to be on a constant state of vacation – anyway.

Listen and learn and love it!

I split my toe – I stubbed my toe – I mangled and bashed and beat up my toe. Socks just stood by and watched . . . I had to hobble around a bit – and the worst part was the cleaning of the wound.

Booooooo cleaning – in all of it’s sundry forms.

I don’t know what is going on . . . we have stopped getting mail. It is so hot. Mott the Sheep stops by – and we try to figure out what his wool is called – it isn’t a jacket – we know that – but – what in the world is it?!?

After being stuck in the doldrums of summer – under it’s thumb – behind the eight ball . . . we are back and we make sure that we save Vincent’s balloon so that he can continue having the best day ever.

I talk about my new job . .. walking a dog. Then I notice that there isn’t anyone around to help me. Nobody at all.
Is everyone on vacation?

Is everyone hiding?

Then the trash is gross.

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I like to go on stage and tell little jokes to people . . . but – now – people expect people to come to my shows . . . and I don’t know people – and people – and people – and people.

I may lose a kneecap . . . aaaaaiiiiiggggghhhh!

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Is it possible that there was mold in my jelly?

What happens to people that get sick in June?

Why am I dancing all around?

These are some of the things that I babble about today – on the Bumperpodcast!

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We go for a little walk on the day of today – with the birds and the dog and the construction . . . and then, we find a note!

Then we invent something!!

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I’ve been working so hard on junk and junk – that my eyes actually gave up and went on the fritz.

So – now – I get to talk.

How about that?!

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We go to the dentist’s office . . .

Our speech gets slurred . . .

Then we do some babbling!

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Eventually in the conversation, it always comes back to soup. So, today is Soup Day!

We also talk about our new neighbors – Mister and Misses Duck!

Ducks and Soup – – Yeah!

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We are back on the scene . . . going through our inbox.

That’s right – it’s “Mail Time” here on the Bumperpodcast!

Hopes and dreams.

Hopes and dreams.

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Every week, Natty Bumpercar presents a few ounces of ridiculousness with a dash or two of stupefaction. It's totes banoo!